Sunday, May 15, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #7

March 28, 2016

That ingenue singer who never seems to release anything new but still keeps her fame has been having plastic surgery here and there and has been trying to show it off but no one seems to notice. So, she went to a party this weekend and made it clear to everyone what she had done and made sure she said it repeatedly until people gave her compliments.

Lana Del Rey


14 comments:

  1. Airhead3:42 AM

    she has too many fillers or something, I don't find her that attractive.

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  2. sandybrook3:42 AM

    Enty your job for the rest of the afternoon--look up the meaning of the word "ingenue" and learn it because Lana isn't one.

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  3. hothotheat4:33 AM

    +1 Plus I think singer should have quotation marks, like enty describes BritBrit. LDR doesn't sing so much as moan.

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  4. ellie4:48 AM

    Nah I like her voice and I think her music is rather original. It's a shame she didn't get mega radio play until someone remixed a crazy old song and released it like it was something new.

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  5. back again4:54 AM

    OT-- re: Susan Sarandon tweet....my answer: no,not really.
    Also media sources say that Susan Sarandon went to Woody's film's "Cafe Society" afterparty in Cannes & was a table right next to him...

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  6. majesty4:57 AM

    She's my favorite and me and my friends are waiting for her to go on tour again

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  7. Matt C5:36 AM

    Do you just copy the phrase "Nailed it" and spend your sad days pasting?

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  8. Derek Harvey5:53 AM

    Sorry...whats that..cant hear you with my dick in your mouth

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  9. That just made you even sadder. You must be the lamest person alive.

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  10. Is anything original on her face anymore?

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  11. Stacey10:20 AM

    She was naturally pretty, why would she butcher herself?

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  12. And-so-on..12:42 PM

    Lana Del Ray sounds like the late, great Madeline Kahn singing..

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  13. She's steadily released albums ever year or two hasn't she? I would hardly describe her as 'never seems to release anything new.'

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  14. Laura Palmer12:16 AM

    Oh I love Lana, listen to Video Games and Blue Jeans. She is cinematic. Almost her own genre..Pop Noir.

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