Saturday, May 07, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #6

November 1, 2015

When the announcement was put out that this foreign born A list movie/television actor’s stalker was leaving red ribbons, it was actually to distract from the fact that they were leaving blue hankies. There’s a subset of Tumblr stalkers who have gotten his addresses, notate what cars they drive and tell their followers that whenever he wears a blue hankie, it’s a secret message to and from him so the stalkers are encouraged to go into his neighborhood and carry/wave/gift blue hankies to show him that they’re in on his supposed secret message.

Benedict Cumberbatch

15 comments:

  1. sandybrook3:28 AM

    Just from their rantings here, we know the Cumberbitchs are off.

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  2. Just Saying3:57 AM

    I love Benedict Cumberbatch as much as the next fat person, but what kind of nut would go to such lengths?

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  3. Kno Won Uno4:02 AM

    That's creepy af.

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  4. Erin B5:48 AM

    Yikers. He needs to wear hankies with a big middle finger on them.

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  5. Chu Chu7:12 AM

    LOL fucking LOL

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  6. Stacey7:18 AM

    Can't Benedict start waving around a gold watch? Maybe then, his stalkers will stop, or start leaving gold watches. Either way, it's a win.

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  7. Mrs.K7:32 AM

    The Blue Hankie cult.

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  8. Malibuborebee7:38 AM

    Can you imagine? Fat, middle-aged housewives flocking to his neighborhood with blue hankies clutched in their sweaty hands. Ugh.

    A housewife from CDaN stalked Tom Hiddleston in Toronto. She did it with another CDaNer, it was a special trip for them to go stalking together. So. Fucking. Creepy.

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  9. Okay... So why distract, is he actually playing along or what

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  10. He will pick the finest one to come aboard his cumbership and travel to his homeplanet

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  11. talks too much6:29 AM

    Glad to see I'm on your mind and my exploits are apparently a thing of legend here! SMOOCHES!

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  12. sandra8:25 AM

    WHAT. What did I just read?

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  13. I don't get it

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  14. Please out this whole Cumberbatch sham as fake already.

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  15. This is fiction
    This item is a false shot fired between two warring sides of cumberpsychos.
    The blue hanky thing was a JOKE by one side for cumber to signal he wants out of his supposed fake marriage

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