Blind Items Revealed #6
November 1, 2015
When the announcement was put out that this foreign born A list movie/television actor’s stalker was leaving red ribbons, it was actually to distract from the fact that they were leaving blue hankies. There’s a subset of Tumblr stalkers who have gotten his addresses, notate what cars they drive and tell their followers that whenever he wears a blue hankie, it’s a secret message to and from him so the stalkers are encouraged to go into his neighborhood and carry/wave/gift blue hankies to show him that they’re in on his supposed secret message.
Benedict Cumberbatch
Just from their rantings here, we know the Cumberbitchs are off.
ReplyDeleteI love Benedict Cumberbatch as much as the next fat person, but what kind of nut would go to such lengths?
ReplyDeleteThat's creepy af.
ReplyDeleteYikers. He needs to wear hankies with a big middle finger on them.
ReplyDeleteLOL fucking LOL
ReplyDeleteCan't Benedict start waving around a gold watch? Maybe then, his stalkers will stop, or start leaving gold watches. Either way, it's a win.
ReplyDeleteThe Blue Hankie cult.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine? Fat, middle-aged housewives flocking to his neighborhood with blue hankies clutched in their sweaty hands. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteA housewife from CDaN stalked Tom Hiddleston in Toronto. She did it with another CDaNer, it was a special trip for them to go stalking together. So. Fucking. Creepy.
Okay... So why distract, is he actually playing along or what
ReplyDeleteHe will pick the finest one to come aboard his cumbership and travel to his homeplanet
ReplyDeleteGlad to see I'm on your mind and my exploits are apparently a thing of legend here! SMOOCHES!
ReplyDeleteWHAT. What did I just read?
ReplyDeleteI don't get it
ReplyDeletePlease out this whole Cumberbatch sham as fake already.
ReplyDeleteThis is fiction
ReplyDeleteThis item is a false shot fired between two warring sides of cumberpsychos.
The blue hanky thing was a JOKE by one side for cumber to signal he wants out of his supposed fake marriage