Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #5

October 17, 2015

I never saw this one coming. This permanent A list super model, who likes to pretend she is innocent and a goody goody just was wasted and reeked of pot the other night while out with her celebrity boyfriend. I just assumed with all the sobriety issues with those close to her she abstained.

Christie Brinkley/John Mellencamp

13 comments:

  1. ...and how does she resist the urge to eat with THC in her system?

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  2. Kno Won Uno3:38 AM

    Things aren't always what they seem. When you're an adult, you won't be as blindsided as you are now, Enty.

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  3. lila fowler3:44 AM

    She's old as fuck, let her live a little.

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  4. skywayke3:52 AM

    reeked of pot??? *GASP* how shocking..... -_-

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  5. Kno Won Uno4:00 AM

    My pearls are firmly clutched, lemme tell ya....

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  6. Derek's Thong4:16 AM

    NAILED IT.

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  7. Derek's Carpenter5:25 AM

    Nailed it.

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  8. Oh, what I'd give to have the secret to that...

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  9. Laura Palmer8:35 AM

    End pot shaming now...bang the gong..get it on....

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  10. Hot Cola12:08 PM

    She's not old as fuck. She's 60.
    Comm'on.

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  11. Better to run around town stoned with your bf, than sit at home alone knitting.

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  12. Malibuborebee10:16 AM

    Find a decent dispensary with a knowledgeable staff. They'll recommend a non-munchie-provoking strain. They exist.

    You're welcome, slender stoners.

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  13. Malibuborebee10:22 AM

    I told you guys years ago, she used to get monstrously shitfaced with Billy Joel. They were in a dive eatery on the Vineyard (as divey as they get there). She was hammered, bouncing off the walls, screeching, howling - just un-fucking-real. Joel was obviously embarrassed and sat there in a booth while she made a scene all over the place. He was wasted too but able to maintain.

    Plus, she's as dumb as a box of hammers. Seriously.

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