Monday, May 30, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #4

April 17, 2016

Coachella

This former A list singer turned singer who refuses to work acted as if she didn’t want to be recognized before performing. So, people left her alone which was not what she wanted so she went for the incognito but please tell me how wonderful I am. She loved when people said she looked like Stevie Nicks. Our singer suggested that comparison first.

Kesha

Posted by ent lawyer at 1:45 AM

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7 comments:

  1. Derek's Thong1:50 AM

    NAILED IT AGAIN. GIVE UP FOOLS. YOU CAN'T BEAT ME.

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  2. Joel Theriot3:14 AM

    How high was she when she conjured up the Stevie Nicks comp?

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  3. Derek everyone's favorite cart attendant at Vons3:16 AM

    I'm feeling much better today, everyone. Thanks for the emails and texts. It's nice to know a bunch of folks I never met were concerned. Of course, no one volunteered to drop off food, so I guess you really don't care all that much.
    Cameron Diaz's cousin Arthyr picked up my shift yesterday. At least he always says he's Cameron's cousin. Shotgun Pete and I think he just says that to draw attention away from the pretentious way he spells Arthyr.

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  4. Kno Won Uno4:57 AM

    She could try every day for 1000 years and never be Stevie.

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  5. Stupid Yanks6:24 AM

    Why? I reckon they've had about the same amount of coke

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  6. James6:36 AM

    Stevie Nicks could run Kesha over reverse and do one more for good luck Kesha isn't even in the same league as Stevie (Stevie her own planet and solar system)

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  7. Claire11:00 AM

    I appreciate the effort you put into your posts. They're somewhat clever and enjoyable to read, but I can't get over the sheer pathetic effort you put into putting Derek down. Why care so much about him? Post it under another name and get attention that way. You seem a step above of the other Derek trolls, so why affiliate with those clowns?

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