Blind Item #10
This actress/writer was in a long long long relationship with this A-/B+ list now mostly movie actor who everyone thinks is gorgeous. When they split after years of his cheating, she found someone else. Now, her actor ex is constantly showing up at her apartment and causing a lot of drama.
Hammaconda and Jen Westfeldt
ReplyDeleteIDK, but I'll bet he's related to my ex-husband.
ReplyDeleteJon Hamm..yep. He thought she would always be there waiting for when he needed or wanted her. Nope! Moved on
ReplyDeleteGood for her!!! No matter how good the D is, the same one gets boring after awhile, and especially when it's attached to an asshole!
ReplyDeleteDerek Harvey
ReplyDeleteI would nail Hamm gladly
ReplyDeleteBeeyotch! The Hammaconda's lonely and in need of comfort. How could she be so cruel?
ReplyDeleteTen years of fucking around and lying about it? Oh, okay.
Good for her!!! I think he's an awesome actor but a bad significant other and I think she's incredibly talented. She deserves/d better treatment!
ReplyDeleteI've very much enjoyed the same one for 18 years. To your point, it isn't attached to an a hole so maybe that's helped. As for Hamm, maybe he doesn't know how to make the most of his manhood...the physical part and the emotional.
ReplyDeleteWell,it's often said that one with an addiction is sort of stuck at the age that his/her addiction kicked in & took hold of him/her.. for Hamm he said he drank/binged uncontrollably since right before college so that would put him at the age of about a 17-18 yr. old mentally or maturity wise...And then,arguably,every year of true recovery/sobriety supposedly adds a few years to their 'growing up' & maturing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe now that the fog has lifted he's realizing what he's lost...(not just her).
+ A Million
ReplyDeleteI keep hearing about Hamms supposed massive err...talant but I only remember seeing it in watchmen, and it looked average at best to me.Was that a body double or something?
ReplyDeleteThat was Billy Crudup.
ReplyDeleteIf Hamm then blind slightly off. I don't think everyone thinks he's gorgeous, it's his cock.
ReplyDelete26 years of the same D here...attached to a semi-asshole, but I'm okay with it. :D
ReplyDeleteHammaconda!!!!! Haha!
ReplyDeleteLove your analysis!
ReplyDeleteHe's CUTE! HOT!
ReplyDeleteYeah.. But no... Impossible to believe a cock that size is hung up on someone as old and ugly as her.
ReplyDelete^lol and <3
ReplyDeletePlease God bring back Madmen.
ReplyDeleteThis blind is funny because wasn't she accused of doing the exact same thing when they first broke up? I don't see them being hung up on each other. As for his penis, white women see him freeballing and think he has a big dick? I hate to break it to you ladies but that's not big, You should watch some interracial porn to see BIG. Or at least "We fuck black girls" now that's some big white meat.
ReplyDeleteThis made me smile!
ReplyDeleteNot all of us women have whale vaginas!
ReplyDeleteToo big is not attractive.
You seriously are not taking credit for that are you?
ReplyDeleteNo, its not mine, but maybe she never heard it before, I dunno.
ReplyDeleteThat's not what she said. What do you think Jon is packing 10"? I'd say he is 7 at best. Also I'm not sure what porn you have been watching but what kind of dick are you picturing for whale vaginas? I was talking 10"+ honey. I should link you to my xtube to see if I'm too big for you.
ReplyDeleteNo Thanks LOL
ReplyDelete7" is doable
LOL ok when you are ready for something bigger, longer and cut let me know ;)
ReplyDeleteYou lost me at cut. Foreskin's where it's at, baby.
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