Thursday, April 28, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #5

March 12, 2016

This permanent A list aging rock star from this permanent A list band has been in and out of rehab a lot in his life. Apparently he doesn’t even bother having sex any longer with groupies. He carries a bottle of lotion and and only enjoys being serviced by hand. Do his dogs watch?

Steven Tyler

Posted by ent lawyer at 3:30 AM

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10 comments:

  1. Derek Harvey3:31 AM

    Nailed it

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  2. Zilla13:35 AM

    I wouldn't want to nail that.

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  3. Derek's Rapidly Dwindling Fan Base3:42 AM

    Don't feed into it, Zilla1. It's a desperate cry for attention for someone who's biggest highlight of the day is refreshing this web site's page every 2 minutes until a new item appears and a spot opens up to be the first to post something.

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  4. AndrewBW3:43 AM

    Man, I have a strong stomach and I think that's just gross. Ew.

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  5. david3:46 AM

    TMI!

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  6. Derek's OCD Stan6:14 AM

    OMG - it took me ELEVEN minutes to get to Derek's post and warn some random stranger of the deadly peril that is talking to him. Only I can talk to him!

    My life's work is tracking his comments and I'm so weak that I can't even get that right. Woe is me. And mostly waaaaaah is me.

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  7. Derek's Anal Beads12:14 PM

    Ditto

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  8. Debbie Do (@debbiedonothing)1:40 PM

    After all the years abusing his body, he probably doesn't get hard enough for sex. HJs are all he has left.

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  9. Lavert5:36 AM

    You don't have to worry about STDs?

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  10. Mary1:37 AM

    good for him

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