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Blind Items Revealed #4

February 18, 2016

While standing in line waiting to order some food this week, this probably still A+ list singer was handed a demo by this teenager. The A+ lister turned to the teenager and said, “Do I look like I’m a f**king charity,” and refused to take the demo. Our A+ lister then turned to the friend she was with and said,”I don’t have f**king time for nobodies.”

Katy Perry

24 comments:

  1. Kno Won Uno1:55 AM

    What a sweetheart. Her Aaron Carter Desperation Days are coming.
    One good thing about living a while is getting to see these twits rise & subsequently tumble to the skid row of celebrity. Satisfying hobby.

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  2. Malibuborebee1:59 AM

    Yay! I hate Katy Perry.

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  3. Malibuborebee2:07 AM

    Agreed, and may she take John Mayer down with her.

    That awful family (who shall not be named) is headed for the same fate. It's never fast enough but at least we know it's coming. I like it when they start selling off all their stuff and doing ever more embarrassing "endorsements" to make a buck.

    PMK for Depends = Good times

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  4. Derek Harvey2:12 AM

    she started off as a Christian singer --but even the church ladies hated her---so she wrote a song about being a fake lesbian and found her target demographic-morons...

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  5. sandybrook2:22 AM

    Has she had any pop hits lately? Clock is ticking Katy

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  6. Derek's Protuberance2:32 AM

    You need new imaginary friends, Derek. Malibuborebee is becoming too much of a sycophant, agreeing with everything you say.

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  7. Malibuborebee3:43 AM

    Yeah, I'm definitely imaginary, you dumb little bitch.

    I like agreeing with Derek before some stupid slag has a chance to demonstrate her devotion to Rush Limbaugh's Dittohead brigade.

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  8. Derek's Thong4:23 AM

    NAILED IT. BTW, SHE RUINED DOLLY'S PERFORMANCE AT THAT AWARD SHOW.

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  9. Don't know why people think Katy's career is about to nosedive. She's just finished a huge 149 date world tour which grossed over $200m.

    Pretty much only Taylor Swift can do a tour like that.

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  10. JaWrite5:28 AM

    She was pretty nice when I met her. Dumb, but nice.

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  11. THANK GOD THIS WASNT ADELE

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  12. Funny that YOU would say it, cuz you're the biggest bigot around here, Malibuborebee.

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  13. Oh, please. Adele is fab. She would never.

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  14. I'm ambivalent when it comes to Katy Perry, but any jackass that approaches her with a demo deserves what they get. There are proper channels to be discovered & shoving your shitty demo at an established celebrity (no matter how trivial), will almost always result in it ending up in the circular file. I don't blame her for wanting nothing to with some desperate random.

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  15. Always thought that behind her exegerated nice girl act was geniuen kindness :( When was here last #1 single, she doesn't deserve A+ recognition imo

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  16. Studio543:47 PM

    Thanks for this Enty. I love it when celebs with an entitled attitude are named in blinds. Who does she think she is?

    @Malibu - I can't wait for the inevitable end of that awful fractured family either. It's going to be a mess. I expect at least 2 OD's, and, if one of them lives more than a decade, major problems from all the botox and massive cosmetic surgery she has had. And PMK, she reminds me of her pal OJ, that all of her machinations will catch up with her.

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  17. Derek's Momma4:32 PM

    Hell yeah

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  18. Ok, it's been past 10 years. Someone needs to say this, in any community when a druggie whore and a druggie get killed, it typically can be presumed their deaths are drug related. He may be a hell of a piece of work and an asshole to boot, but OJ didn't have to kill these two.

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  19. ellie2:05 AM

    Maybe not, but he did.

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  20. But this is exactly how Taylor Swift got her foot in the door, going everyplace in Nashville and handing her demo tapes to anyone she could. Watch this teen become a sensation eventually with this major backstory.

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  21. Penelope26:45 AM

    Waiting for Mrs. Furley's 45 minutes to end, so I don't have to look at her bug eyes anymore.

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  22. She was so gracious and nice when we met. I can't imagine her acting like that. Maybe it's a bad day. We're all entitled to a few.

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  23. Actually5:18 AM

    As I understand it, Taylor didn't make it because of anything that organic, nor has any artist I've ever heard of. She made it because her dad bought every unsold ticket to her early shows ("Wow, another sellout!"), and more importantly, became the primary investor in Big Machine records. She's a mediocrity with no more reason to be a household name than the K family.

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  24. in all fairness if stars listened to every demo their whole lives would be you know

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