October 3, 2014
This permanent A+ list actor might be getting old but it didn't stop him from getting one of his daughter's friends pregnant. The actor might even get married which would be a shocker even bigger than George getting married. They do have something in common though movie wise.
Jack Nicholson (both were in Batman movies)
Yech.
ReplyDeleteThe daughter is probably Lorraine, and her BFF is Anna Sophia Robb, who has no Batman connects that I know of. Yet.
ReplyDeleteWelp, Lorraine was in Princess Diaries 2 with Anne Hathaway. Gulp Jack & Anne?
ReplyDeleteThat would be escandelo!
But probably not right. It's Enty, after all.
Who is Jack gonna marry?! Either his Nurse or Home Helper.
ReplyDeleteI think the Batman connection just referred to Nicholson and Clooney, not the baby mama.
ReplyDeleteKing of the Moobs.
ReplyDeleteWell this was nearly seven months ago..so is there a baby now?..shouldn't that be the story?
ReplyDeleteYeah. Stale blinds.
ReplyDeleteMore like a YEAR and 7 months. Maybe Jack is old news?
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't sperm turn to dust past 60? *shudders*
ReplyDeleteOther than being a great actor, this guy is a disgusting creep who has long been horrible to every single woman he's been with.
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