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Who knew she was quite so image conscious? This still married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress goes out of her way to make sure fellow moms at school are not in per pap shots. She says she is doing it out of kindness, but the truth is she hates the thought of any other mom trying to upstage her or looking better than her.
jenn garner
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ReplyDeleteGwyneth.
ReplyDeleteIt's getting to the point that all I can see are those ears.
ReplyDeletePaltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow. Shaken, not stirred.
ReplyDeleteGarner of course. EVERYONE looks better than her.
ReplyDeleteHer hair is really thinning at the temples, too. She looks like hell.
ReplyDeleteI never really got her appeal.
ReplyDeletedoes this bitch have any female friends? Anyone besides Garber?
ReplyDeleteOf course, she's image conscious! She's an actress!
ReplyDeleteJ. Garner. She should make an effort to look better because it doesn't take much to upstage her. She dresses like a hill billy. IMO
ReplyDeleteAre we sure she's going out of her way to avoid the other moms or is it the other way around? She seems insufferable & I'd keep my distance too, so as not to accidentally be associated with her.
ReplyDeleteWell, the poor thing IS from West Virginia. Ever notice the absolutely weird taste she has in shoes? Gah.
ReplyDeleteSOOOOO insecure. no wonder ben was banging the nanny. jen garner became the insufferable wife every man is terrified of ending up with. thank god he is getting out.
ReplyDeleteFriendly psa: mountaineers love orthopedics, 'shine, and guns...
ReplyDeleteBrought to you by the hardworking underpaid motherfuckers that made this country great, dammit ;)
A hillbilly on the way to the laundromat. Would it kill her to wear some eyeliner?
ReplyDeleteWhen they split, I thought "about time!" she was never in his league.
ReplyDeleteAnother vote for Jennifer "I have never talked to the tabloids" Garner.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the Garner guesses as well..no I never got her appeal either, she always just looks confused me, no matter what emotion she's trying to portray.
ReplyDeleteJennifer was brilliant in "Felicity".
ReplyDeleteGoop has divorced officially at the beginning of 2016
ReplyDeleteYeah, he's finally getting out. Hahahaha! Who will he be terrified of next, a ho or a disease or both and then some?
ReplyDeleteive liked her in some stuff ...how about "13 Going On 30"? hmmm now that i think about it, i only rewound the Mark Ruffalo parts...Okaaaay,but what about "Catch & Release"? damn,Tim Olyphant had me rewatching that one... okay,nevermind,carry on..
ReplyDeleteanother vote for Jenn Garner
ReplyDeleteLMAO---yup...never could really "define" her look---but you NAILED IT lol
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who likes her?
ReplyDeleteI'm a fan of Jennifer Garner and I loved her in Juno! I'd rather Ben be with her than Jlo.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Jennifer Garner fan also. I like that she looks like an ordinary person & she's not trying to be in star mode 24/7/365.
ReplyDeleteShe cleans up nicely when she has to for her job but in her daily life she dresses like a real mom & not like the superficial Kartrashians clan always camera ready.
Yes. It's all your fault that she's a celebrity.
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