Blind Item #1 -Coachella
One way to try and cover for your heavy coke use is to bring your kids along with you. Makes the foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor look like a real solid parent on the outside while taking every opportunity to do some blow when he can break free.
Jude Law
ReplyDeleteI don't know if this is Jude Law or not, but apropos of nothing, it seems like Jude Law would be a totally easy mark for a thirsty young woman with a kid. Show up somewhere he is with your baby and stand next to him when the paps start snapping. When he's like, "Who the f**k are you?" Be all shocked and say, "Dude! You knocked me up! This is your kid!" He's impregnated so many randos he'd probably just roll with it.
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ReplyDeleteI actually like Jude Law and I've always thought he should have had a bigger career. I know he's a fuck up but I've never heard that he's an aggressively shitty parent. I don't want it to be him.
ReplyDeleteIs Ryan Philippe Canadian by any chance? I wouldn't put this kind of shit past him.
Affleck was definitely born in Boston so it can't be him, more's the pity. I miss the good ol' days when the answer to every blind was Ben Affleck.
Nope! Phillipe was born in my boring ass state; Delaware. No, it's not a city in New York (whenever I leave the country and people ask where I'm from and i tell them, that's what they ask).
ReplyDeleteCould also be Daniel Craig. He's got a festival-aged daughter.
ReplyDeleteI realize it says "kids" (plural) but couldn't this be Orlando?
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