January 20, 2015
This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show that is ending soon is filming a movie with a permanent A list mostly movie actor. Our actress, who has a long time significant other was hammered out of her mind and kept trying to get the married permanent A lister to hook up with her and was making a fool of herself by using the names of his movies as sexual euphemisms.
Aubrey Plaza/Robert DeNiro
Aubrey doesnt know DeNiro prefers women of color? He should have hooked up anyways she's got a hot body...(thx Fappening!)
ReplyDeleteI wish I had witnessed this.
ReplyDeleteShe was probably very, very funny.
This is like the 3rd time aubrey has made a "fool of herself" in the blinds. I think this is kind of her shtick. she makes people uncomfortable and commits to failing joke. Like when she tried to steal will ferrell's mtv movie award. I think it's all an act.
ReplyDeleteShe's half Puerto Rican or Cuban. Does DeNiro prefer woman of different colors, or just black women?
ReplyDelete"Put your little focker in me, dirty grandpa."
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who Audrey Plaza is, I thought it was Audrey O'Day (another person I only vaguely know).
ReplyDelete+1000. Hilarious
ReplyDeleteHe dated white women when he was younger including Cindy Crawford. The older he got, he started dating all black women.
ReplyDeleteEuw.
ReplyDeleteCan DeNiro even get it up anymore? Even with help?
ReplyDeleteHaaahaaa...
ReplyDeleteI guess she wasn't dark skinned enough for him.
ReplyDeleteShe IS hot in that Fappening video! Athletic body with great legs/calves. Have to edit that one so she screams out my name at the end...
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't say that they didn't eventually hook up though.
ReplyDeleteOh Derek, Derek, Derek! Not only are you an enormous asshole and continuing to masquerade as 'Malibuborebee', but you certainly know who Aubrey Plaza is. Here is your comment from 2014:
ReplyDeletederek harvey
May 7, 2014 at 1:39 am
I hate Aubrey Plaza
I sort of admire that she was able to come up with that many double entendres. DeNiro has a very long -- resume.
ReplyDeleteI saw a trailer for this just the other day. That is how her character acts. Maybe she was playing off some method acting of the Dirty Grandpa.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this her schtick? I feel like this was just a joke.
ReplyDelete"Hey Bobby. I'm really feeling the Heat here. Why don't we Wag the Dog and you can... Analyse This. Then maybe later, we can have a little Backdraft. C'mon... be a Goodfella and Rocky my Bullwinkle!"
ReplyDeleteHow could he turn down something like that :-D