Blind Items Revealed #1
January 7, 2016
This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is really not that great of an actor but has been box office success for 40 years is the latest to turn to tan and tug. He spends $1000 a pop twice a week and thinks no one knows.
Sylvester Stallone
Great. Just had breakfast now I have to stop the mental image before I throw up. Euw.
ReplyDeleteOne big, giant ICK.
ReplyDeleteIt's possible he doesn't give a rat's ass whether anyone knows or not. It's a perk of aging.
ReplyDeleteEnty, see if you can find out if he covers his scary face.
Hey - does the tugging occur concurrently with the tanning? If so, that's pretty efficient time usage. The provider should be easy to identify via the super-tanned forearms & hands.
ReplyDeletewell no wonder he's so tan. He must go everyday.
ReplyDeleteI'm not believing its twice a week. btw did he ever hear of the Korean Massage Parlors--the same thing much cheaper.
ReplyDeleteDoes he go to the same massage parlor that Ashton Kutcher goes to?
ReplyDelete(Okay, that was mean! My apologies.)
Them gals earn every won.
ReplyDeleteEh, Asston deserves it.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Donald spray tans much, and is so orange!
ReplyDeletebwahaha
ReplyDeleteDoes his wife tug him? Why does he have to pay to get fondled?
ReplyDeleteHe probably also thinks that people don't know about that thing on his head either.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was thinking! Why can't he just stay home and have Jennifer give him a pull? He could pay her after, if he likes that sort of thing...
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