September 19, 2015
While this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been traveling the world promoting her new movie, her A-/B+ list mostly movie actor husband who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been hooking up with two different women.
Penelope Cruz/Javier Bardem
Their marriage has always seemed suspiciously like an arranged affair to me. Cruz has always been all about having significant others who could give her a big shot of publicity (Cruise, McConaughey, etc.). When Bardem's star shot up, he must have seemed like an appropriate husband to her. Two stars married always get 10X the publicity one star married to a non-pro does.
ReplyDeleteHis career hasn't gone as well the last couple of years. Maybe she'll start trying to score some other A lister soon.
sad.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Penelope Cruz will divorce Javier Bardem & marry Tom Cruise since he's single again. Then she will be Penelope Cruz-Cruise.
ReplyDeleteItsabeautifullLife - ROFL
ReplyDeleteDavid Miscavige let Tommy down gently for the first go-round. No Penelope Cruz for you!
ReplyDeleteI'd like Kidman to swoop in SWAT style, bundle him into a helicopter, take him to a safe house and remove the CO$ implant attached to his brain. Then they can get remarried and live happily ever after. Kidman/Cruise are my favourite celeb couple.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe it's more like the ear slug thing in the Wrath of Khan.
ReplyDeleteWell, she's not 28 anymore. She broke up a lot of marriages and dating couples, and now it's karma.
ReplyDeleteFrankly, those women he's sleeping with are probably only doing it for the thrill of getting Penelope Cruz's man. He is an ogre.