Blind Items Revealed #5
December 24, 2015
You have to be less than half his age, and preferably still in your teens for this foreign born B+ list funnyman actor to take an interest in you or drink himself into a stupor before he is unable to perform with said teens. So, don’t ever believe any hype about him dating someone age appropriate.
Will Arnett/Courteney Cox
I CAN'T STAND HIM! WHY is he famous...
ReplyDeleteHow did Amy Poehler stay with him so long?? Or is this new taste in young girls recently acquired?
ReplyDeleteHe's been married twice Amy Poehler is 1 year younger than he is and Penelope Ann Miller is 7 years older than he is. So maybe he trolls for young girls and when he realizes they think he's a creep he goes back to where he belongs with someone like Cox
ReplyDeleteMe? or Arnett?
ReplyDeleteBoJack Horseman. He's douchey. He's misogynist. He's brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI strongly feel that Will is so unfunny, he will go the way of Tom Green sooner than later.
ReplyDeleteBest thing to happen to him, was marrying Amy Poller.
Worst thing, divorcing her -- because she is simply funnier than he is.
Poehler (One of these days I will learn to copy edit myself.)
ReplyDeleteMy gaydar screams around Will Arnett. Closeted, overcompensating.
ReplyDeleteTom Green, what am I able to write about him without being sued?
ReplyDeletealways will be Gob to me
ReplyDelete@bambi
ReplyDeletethis. always thought amy and will were both gay
Why? Does he have a rep for being litigious? He def has one for not being funny in any way whatsoever....
ReplyDeleteI got one right, woo hoo!
ReplyDelete"I've made a big mistake ... "
ReplyDeleteCorrection: I've made a huge mistake.
ReplyDeleteWTG! @Kimee :)
ReplyDeleteSo basically he is the douchebag LEGO Batman character IRL. Kinda figured he was like that.
ReplyDeleteSTRANZ VAN WALDENBURG IS PAIRS FIGURE SKATING!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYES! Funny as hell!
ReplyDeleteYup!
ReplyDeleteMe too. I loved him on Arrested Development.
ReplyDeleteHe's hilarious but his douchiness has become so apparent since the breakup with Poehler that his comic chops are irrelevant. He's just a giant douchebag on legs.
ReplyDeleteOr are a lot of Arnett posts merely plants by Poehler's team to deflect any attention from the fact that Amy was quickly dating the billionaire offspring who was a regular guest star on Parks? Just asking.
ReplyDeleteBecause what. I know about him. How he treats women,at least my friend, I loathe him
ReplyDeleteWOW. Now there is an interview with him admitting he relapsed and has been sober for about 3 months. That would be late December right around the time this blind came out. I care less about his drinking than I do about him chasing barely legals. I wonder if he did this interview to get ahead of the rumors and gain some sympathy?
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