Blind Items Revealed #1
September 15, 2015
I making this a blind just to make it slightly more interesting. Much like the Orange ones it is pretty easy. Let us call this person Red. She is in bad shape. Former almost A- list mostly movie actress who is in a foreign country now. She has had problems with drugs and booze before but she is on a whole new level now. I don’t know if it is because her relationship with the married man crashed and burned and she is having to make her living by basically being with a new guy every night and sometimes multiple men at night but her choice of drugs has gone off the deep end and she is in real danger of overdosing and I don’t think it would necessarily be an accident.
Lindsay Lohan
Im bored Enty, being 30 and single on Valentines weekend isnt exactly fun, so please give us some good reveals.....
ReplyDeleteWhats the drug?
ReplyDeleteIt seems to me that when gossip columns talk about someone's drug problems going to a new level, that they are usually talking about the person moving on to heroin.
ReplyDeleteI thought maybe meth
ReplyDeleteOh, good call.
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ReplyDeleteValentine's Day is like New Year's Eve anyway....alotta pressure to have a good time & highly overrated!
LOL, muchlu...
ReplyDeleteI think you're right @zilla w/ heroin b/c going up to use of needles & the all too common result of overdose.
ReplyDeleteThat is a good point!
ReplyDeleteTara Reid should be Lilo s poster in 10 years..
ReplyDelete(ugh,^^supposed to be angry face not sad face cuz agreed-need better reveals this weekend).
ReplyDeleteWell then,
ReplyDeletemy little heart to all of you.
Happy VD and whatnot!
Forgive that colossal Haiku fail?
On the plus side, whatever it is she is doing has kept her out of the headlines lately.
ReplyDeleteA Thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift
ReplyDeleteHappy valentine's 1 day early;
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you too dear!
Valentine Dreams
One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," Jim said.
That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine's day, he couldn't help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.
By now Mike's curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, "I'm sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asked Mike.
"Business has been slow.. I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
Love is Blind?
Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, 'I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition.'
The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance, 'What's your condition?'
Phil answered, 'Tell me your wish in just three words.'
There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address. She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, 'Clean my house.'
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.
'The first ten years are the hardest.'
'How long have you been married?' she asked.
'Ten years', he replied.
: ) very sweet @MPF ( & I meant that smile)!
ReplyDelete; ) esp. pearl necklace one!
ReplyDelete@Salaam: That's what makes me think she's on heroin. Shoot up, pass out, come to, repeat. It tends to keep a person out of trouble. If they can avoid killing themselves, that is.
ReplyDeleteLaughed at all of them. Thanks. :)
ReplyDelete#1 post of the day!!!
ReplyDeleteI think it's more that her days are over. She looks like hell. She hasn't had a role in years. She's not hot news anymore.
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