November 2, 2015
I don’t know where she gets the money, but she is doing good things with it. Despite being surrounded by people with much bigger wallets, this B- list mostly television actress who usually travels around with family wrote a check over the weekend for nearly six figures to a charity which was roughly double the next highest check.
AnnaLynne McCord
Good for her.nwhen you die you can't take it with you.
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome---hopefully she is doing well with her own finances
ReplyDelete"When" sorry
ReplyDeletePicked the first picture you saw in Gravitar, huh clown?
ReplyDeleteIt's like Kanye and Morton Downey had a kid together and raised it next to a paper mill.
ReplyDeleteWe're you on the Flint Michigan swim team?
ReplyDeleteIts always so nice to hear when someone has something more than others give with a good heart...to help others less fortunate. There is that saying-pay it forward. I wish the best for her
ReplyDeleteYour neighbors have the police on speed dial, don't they?
ReplyDeleteGot your own stall in the men's room at social services, right?
How many restraining orders are you up to now? You in Guiness Book, yet? We're all pulling for you.
ReplyDeleteDoes your child psychologist duck-tape a can of pepper spray to her hand when you visit?
ReplyDeleteYour parents bought land in Chernobyl, didn't they? Spent your summers there, maybe?
ReplyDeleteCmon, hurry up. I'm waiting...
ReplyDeleteWhere did you go?
ReplyDeleteWell, this was getting boring anyway. I'm through picking on the handicapped for now. See ya, Lil Guy. And remember, lead paint chips may look delicious but they're very bad for you.
ReplyDeleteOh there you are. Feeding time is over and the orderlies unstrapped you and let you off the bed, huh. Good, for you.
ReplyDeleteTell your nurses to put a little Preparation-H on that swollen orafice that you've been making do with for a brain, and it'll maybe help you to think.
ReplyDeleteJust so y'all know -- we call him "one big Rick" in the trailer park cause he got him one big belly. Cause, poor darling, surely ain't got him a big YKW! But that is not the reason I had to tell him to stop coming by my singlewide y'all. one Big Rick likes to get him some deep assplay real bad. I ain't no prude but when more than the third finger slides in without no resistance, I start worrying about losing my mood ring.
ReplyDeleteMalibuborebee was right. You are Lindsay Lohan! So pleased to make your acquaintance, Miss Lohan. Strange for you to be up this early on a Saturday. Glad to see you made bail though.
ReplyDeleteI personally find it insulting that we have some sub-D list troll, completely lacking in intelligence, skills, wit, or finesse.
ReplyDeleteSurely, we deserve at least a C- troll here.
Can I get an "AMEN SISTER JUNE!"?
I've only got one account, Miss Lohan. Just like you've only got one pimp. Tell me, does the sperm taste different in Dubai?
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for this. Fantastic. Brilliant. I'm in awe.
ReplyDeleteIt's "fun with trolls" Saturday, Emmaf!
ReplyDeleteThis is priceless. obR actually got more and more coherent as s/he was being pwned.
ReplyDeleteOnly what, three days, this NKoTB has been posting? Taken down to the mat in record time. Not Lance Armstrong's angry amputated ball, after all.
With regard to your celebrated cocaine use, Miss Lohan, please tell us, do you snort, inject or just have Dina squirt it up your ass with a turkey baster, "Stevie Nicks" style?
ReplyDeleteDrew a wig on your hand, did ya? Try using your left hand for a change. It'll feel like youre cheating.
ReplyDeleteOk back to reality---- she's awesome for being so generous.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to interrupt Miss Lohan, but I'm here with your parole officer and he wants to know if you'll be attending your mandatory anger management class today. And if so, will you be requiring your usual amount of Haliparadol, or just the wrist restraints this time?
ReplyDeleteAMEN SISTER JUNE
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious, this pathetic imbecile thinks everyone posting on this item except Derek is me, fucking idiot. Fifteen year old jackass
ReplyDeleteSorry lil guy, I had to go make grown up talk with your special ed teacher. She said you've been humping the furniture again and it's maybe time to look at an in-patient program for you.
ReplyDeletebwahahaha you gonna run out of meth today? You've been posting since 6am non-stop. Stupid muthafucking jackass that you are. Maybe mommy will let you suck her teat to calm you down. If she doesn't pass out from your stench first you stupid moron.
ReplyDeleteActually 4:12 am. Hopefully his dealer will decide that the ass play just ain't cutting it anymore :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks for your earlier advice, Sandy. I've always wanted to get into one of these bulletin board internet pissing contest though. I'm having a blast!
ReplyDeleteA huge *mwah* to @june & @sandy & @snark
ReplyDelete& several for @unemployable, I laughed so hard I cried xxx
UM WUT
ReplyDeleteAnyone else confused yet amused at this..?
ReplyDelete"diagnose: impotence"
ReplyDeleteThe word you are so aimlessly looking for is diagnosis.
It's hard to pull-off snark when you're illiterate. I should know.
Ok, lil guy. The floor is just about clean and I'm getting tired of mopping it with you. It's starting to feel kind of like punçhing a pillow...a retarded pillow. Your intellect is an unwiped ass and your comments are about as fresh as a bag-lady's thong. It's almost nap time for you anyway so take your lithium and dream turning into a real boy someday. Have a good weekend, you little zika baby.
ReplyDeleteNah I laid the narcs down years ago. You should try it and perhaps get some sleep. And who's sissy?
ReplyDeleteAmen sister June!
ReplyDeleteThe amusement is finite. And the responses are taking poorly crafted bait.
ReplyDeleteI think we should all make a pact: This will be the only thread on which we ever respond to the sissy-meth-troll.
Sounds good to me! They're wearing down anyways. The retorts yesterday were soooo much better. I'm kind of disappointed.
ReplyDeleteWhen you read obR, you may see an unattractive closet-case who has just done an eightball of medicine.
ReplyDeleteMe? I just see a fellow Trump supporter! Got Trump!!!!!
AMEN
ReplyDeleteAnd I think we should all chip for a condom so obr will have protection the next time he f#cks himself.
ReplyDeleteRudeness is the impotent man's imitation of strength. Your comments, however, more closely resemble a neutered dog's imitation of sex with a mailman's leg.
ReplyDeletewhats up with the 3rd person reference? And yeah I can be a basic bitch from time to time. Good call, Rick.
ReplyDeleteCinabun: Given the length of his dick and the proximity of his ass to his head, the only way that is gonna happen is with something that is already plastic.
ReplyDeleteCool June. I'm all set with this. I'm going back to making fun of talented people.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is happening here
ReplyDeleteNone of that made sense.
ReplyDeleteI love scat!
ReplyDeleteI assume she gets her money from Saudi princes or sheikhs.
ReplyDeleteOBR is a hired troll, nothing more. He has exactly 4 types of insults he regurgitates to each poster. Sounds more like a a failed attempt by a script kiddie trying create an internet bot. Best way is to ignore him. Once his employers realized he is not effective, the paycheck and him will disappear. Just a fart in the wind.
ReplyDeleteGadzooks: The idea that he is employed almost made me snort $20 of meth out my nose darling!
ReplyDeleteI'm everywhere you are chump. The voices in your empty head--they are mine. Your drug dealer is me. The finger in your avatar is attached to my hand. The guy who turned you down and punched your face out last night in the bar? Uhh...not me but I paid him. bwahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI give it a week tops
ReplyDeleteHey, obR. It's OK. It's not your fault. You were a victim. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Being Charlie Sheen must be exhausting. It's not your fault.
ReplyDeleteI'm having a blast reading your replies. The Internet is a weird place.
ReplyDeleteSays the person with a handle (OBR) for penis.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteMe too. Keep it going Unemployable!
ReplyDeleteIt was momentarily fun to watch obR being so PRESSED.
ReplyDeleteBut, now, I am officially bored.
Tiny dick Rick will not last a week. You can see how hurt and tired he is already.
ReplyDeleteGone so soon mini dick. We hardly knew ye.
ReplyDeletesee ya loser Aussies must love ya!
ReplyDeleteROFL
ReplyDeleteNice one, June. *mwah*
Projected? That's not projection. English 101.
ReplyDeleteIf you take your meds like a good little boy, maybe the nice doctors will buy you a dictionary.
This reveal makes me miss VIP. She was AnnaLynne, right? The rest of the thread is why I'm pretty sure most of the old crew is gone from this site. Hope, you're good, Sandy!
ReplyDeleteCould Enty even do an old-school reader photo post anymore?
Unemployable: *drops mic*
ReplyDeleteDon't talk about yourself that way.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing to compliment, so quit dreaming.
ReplyDeleteMwah back at ya, Cin and the troll-fighters!
ReplyDelete24kt, Sandybrook!
ReplyDeleteI'll try my best, but it's low-hanging fruit, June.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding, H20. Five day weather forecast for CDAN: occasional shit showers
ReplyDeletefrom this Anna-stan called Rick.
Who is Vick.
ReplyDeleteYou noticed that too.
ReplyDeleteHe has to get up early and go to church, June.
ReplyDeleteI'm sad she got killed off in the pilot of Lucifer. I loved Lauren German on Chicago Fire, but she doesn't have a fraction of the chemistry with Lucifer that ALM had.
ReplyDeleteNo, VIP isn't her. She never really claimed to be, she works in a gym in LA actually. The old crew is elsewhere. Thx for the nice words.
ReplyDeleteYou left too many clues.
ReplyDeleteTouch of anxiety?
ReplyDeleteMade my point. :-)
ReplyDeleteOh My Gawd--this is even funnier without obR's comments! I've laughed so much, I'll never get to sleep tonight. My eyes are swollen from crying tears of laughter but I can't stop! Love everybody so much for giving me this joy.
ReplyDeleteHey! *waves*
ReplyDeleteWe miss you on cdan...come back!!!
Pleeeeease!!!!
:-)
Hey, Cinabun! (Waves back, knocking bong over in process) Ive been a little busy lately. New apartment, 2 new jobs, and Ive been growing pot in my closet for fun and profit, (though I never seem to get around to the profit part.) Ive been planning to pop up and say Hi, thanks for the reminder. I forgot how much I liked checking my inbox and seeing your replies. I'll be in touch. The pot growing gig is taking up too much of my time anyway. Plus I think the neighbors are on to me. They keep giving me funny looks because the whole apartment building smells like someone bludgeoned a skunk to death with a Christmas tree.
ReplyDeleteYay! You should move westward... it's legal here! :-) I took a break from cdan but have recently returned sporadically. Mostly b/c I put the MA on hold & went back for a BA in Sociology which has been more enjoyable. I think I must be nuts though as I'll be going for one in Social work (masters) in fall/winter. Psych got to be too much, even though it's an MA not MS. So no goodies for me until finals are over. Studying SOC 406 - women in foreign countries & green goodies isn't a great mix. :-)
ReplyDeleteSo glad you replied, you were always one of my favorites. *Mwah*
Write when you can & I hope to see you on cdan soon!
Xxx
Now that you mention it, if I recall correctly, it was a women in a foreign country that first introduced me to the green goodies. Then again recalling correctly is easier said than done under those circumstances.
ReplyDeleteRofl
ReplyDeleteLemme guess...she was from Jerusalem? Maybe Vatican City? Galapagos Islands? Am I right? Am I right??????
Yep, missed you :O
Hey! Well, I finally HAD to go to gravitar & get an avatar, etc b/c some troll on cdan took my user name so now this one is what I'll be using b/c my original name cinabun wasn't available. :-(
ReplyDeleteShould've taken your advice months ago when you 1st suggested it.
If you're bored, show up on cdan & check out the troll using my name. Posted a bunch of homophobic crap. Kind of hoping they keep going...have a few singers I've been wanting to use. :-)
Xxx
Hey, now! I like your new look Cinabun. That's one sexy avatar.
ReplyDeleteI dont mind the trolls really, but when you think about it, hiding behind fake monikers and multiple accounts is the CDAN equivalent of cheating at miniature golf. Kinda pathetic.
Regulars should have avatars though. Its about time you picked yourself out one. But even without one, we can always tell the difference between you and some unimaginative, mouth-breathing, impersonator anyway. You'll always be the only Cinabun to me.