This A- list mostly movie actor who has always failed as the top billed lead in a movie is closeted. He really wants a reputation as a ladies man though so got himself really drunk at a Super Bowl party to give him the courage to hit on women.
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It's hard being a ladies man, though. I'm exhausted! It amazes me, how many ladies are willing to have sex with a guy who lives in his Mom's basement. Im always telling them, "You should have more self respect than this."
I am so sorry to tell you this, but the real Hollywood gossip about Renner is that he makes a habit of having a few drinks and hooking up with women at parties. This is backed up by a regular scattering of twitter posts, none of which are about men and none of which come from interested parties like CDAN, just regular people in bars. I would have thought that a better approach here would be to point out that Renner's business partner has also been at these parties with him, which would give you the opportunity to suggest a threesome. But that doesn't fit because you have always gone with 100% gay. It would seem very strange that a closeted man would have no problem taking his boyfriend to a whole string of high profile parties and then, only when he was drunk, try and hook up with a woman.
But maybe it isn't Renner, He has only really been top billed in four films. One little Indie film sunk without trace, one big film just did ok, one made very good money and one won the oscar for best film. By today's standards that is a long way from failure.
Being a ladies man is so expensive! Phew! I am so glad I married my wife and don't have to (try and) please so many (truly ungrateful) women anymore. No matter what I did, it was never enough!
Well, and Efron really isn't, either, come to think of it. HSM was successful, and Neighbors did well, too. I'm voting Kitsch. He's famously a top-line failure.
And this ploy to seduce actually works?! Maybe I'm in the minority, but a wasted, whiskey-dicked dude isn't the one I'd drop trou for. Especially not Renner & his guy-liner. Although he was great as Dahmer.
Armie Hammer? No, he's married and have a kid. He doesn't need to prove to be a ladies man. It must be somebody who's single and whose carrier is going nowhere.
Whoa, Meg. Slow down, Love. Let's not rule anything out prematurely, ok? My dick wants to stop getting so whiskey'd up but it just can't. It's got a shrinking problem. Plus it sometimes has trouble telling the difference between Men and Women when it's sober. Also, I have naturally thick and luxurious eyelashes. I swear! Oh, and @Bettie: You were worth every penny. I'm going to tell all my friends about your PR firm. Keep up that astroturfing. I need those overseas box office returns! ;|)
Sorry that was wrong! I saw a pic from Corden that said they were waiting for Zac from yesterday but they apparently taped the whole thing with Zac on Thursday. So he's back in contention for this blind.
Jeremy Renner
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Zac Efron....
ReplyDeleteIt's hard being a ladies man, though. I'm exhausted! It amazes me, how many ladies are willing to have sex with a guy who lives in his Mom's basement. Im always telling them, "You should have more self respect than this."
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry to tell you this, but the real Hollywood gossip about Renner is that he makes a habit of having a few drinks and hooking up with women at parties. This is backed up by a regular scattering of twitter posts, none of which are about men and none of which come from interested parties like CDAN, just regular people in bars. I would have thought that a better approach here would be to point out that Renner's business partner has also been at these parties with him, which would give you the opportunity to suggest a threesome. But that doesn't fit because you have always gone with 100% gay. It would seem very strange that a closeted man would have no problem taking his boyfriend to a whole string of high profile parties and then, only when he was drunk, try and hook up with a woman.
ReplyDeleteBut maybe it isn't Renner, He has only really been top billed in four films. One little Indie film sunk without trace, one big film just did ok, one made very good money and one won the oscar for best film. By today's standards that is a long way from failure.
ReplyDeleteShare some numbers with Enty.
ReplyDelete+1 zac. He is there for James Cordens special
ReplyDeleteBeing a ladies man is so expensive!
ReplyDeletePhew!
I am so glad I married my wife and don't have to (try and) please so many (truly ungrateful) women anymore.
No matter what I did, it was never enough!
Are you the former Enty?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Renner is hardly a failure as a leading man. Efron is, though, and so is Taylor Kitsch.
ReplyDeleteWell, and Efron really isn't, either, come to think of it. HSM was successful, and Neighbors did well, too. I'm voting Kitsch. He's famously a top-line failure.
ReplyDeleteZac or Jake G maybe?
ReplyDeleteEntertainment lawyer? Me? I should have more self respect than that.
ReplyDeleteI get why people believe zac is closeted. He's not. He's straight.
ReplyDeleteWow, excellent counter PR writing there Bettie! You have just planted the seed in our minds that Renner is *not*gay at all..
ReplyDeleteLoL LoL
And this ploy to seduce actually works?! Maybe I'm in the minority, but a wasted, whiskey-dicked dude isn't the one I'd drop trou for. Especially not Renner & his guy-liner. Although he was great as Dahmer.
ReplyDeleteThat guy who was The Lone Ranger with Johnny Depp??
ReplyDeleteArmie Hammer? No, he's married and have a kid. He doesn't need to prove to be a ladies man. It must be somebody who's single and whose carrier is going nowhere.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, Meg. Slow down, Love. Let's not rule anything out prematurely, ok? My dick wants to stop getting so whiskey'd up but it just can't. It's got a shrinking problem. Plus it sometimes has trouble telling the difference between Men and Women when it's sober.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I have naturally thick and luxurious eyelashes. I swear!
Oh, and @Bettie: You were worth every penny. I'm going to tell all my friends about your PR firm. Keep up that astroturfing. I need those overseas box office returns! ;|)
James Corden's show is being filmed in LA. CBS didn't send either of them to do a live show at the Superbowl.
ReplyDeleteEither of them meaning Colbert & Corden.
ReplyDeleteTrust, it's not Jeremy. Personal experience.
ReplyDeletenow ^^THIS^^ is my kinda response.
ReplyDeletediscreet yet to the point. ; )
@Suzy - fangurl you know making up stuff won't change the fact that he is gay.
ReplyDeleteLol on all the other fangurls all pressed - looking at you too Bettie
Sorry that was wrong! I saw a pic from Corden that said they were waiting for Zac from yesterday but they apparently taped the whole thing with Zac on Thursday. So he's back in contention for this blind.
ReplyDelete@Zipperhead, not a fangirl, just a girl who works in the industry and has had experiences that let me know what's truth and what's not.
ReplyDeleteReplace Renner with "Don Draper", and business partner with "Roger Sterling", and you have Bettie Draper's understanding of why Don cheated on her.
ReplyDeleteThese comments are hysterical. Jeremy, you do whatever you have to do! It's OK.
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