What now retired NASCAR driver makes his wife wear flowing dresses so it is harder to see her do the deep knee bends when they stand next to each other on a red carpet.
Why doesn't he just strap some coffee cans on his little feetsies or carry an empty milk crate around with him when they go out? I'll bet she wears high heels whenever she gets mad at him. Dangles his car keys up in the air just above his vertical leap range. Takes the phonebooks from the drivers seat of his car. Be nice to your wife, Jeff, or she wont squat for the paps.
Gordon's wife looks very Joker-esque in that head-tilt photo.
Who told Mrs. Nascar to do the compensatory posing and how would they phrase something like that? "Honey, we want you to do some test photos with Jeff. Okay, now bend your knees when you're standing with him and tilt your head down and to the side. Great, now freeze and smile!"
I don't know if Tammy and the Scieno handlers taught her but Nicole Kidman has always done a better job of posing compensation with both of her husbands.
Jimmy Johnson ?
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ReplyDeleteJeff Gordon
ReplyDeletehe is only 5'6 and his wife towers over him---and I looked at some pics on google images and she is bending her knees
ReplyDeletenot that I know whom he is---just googled short Nascar drivers
ReplyDeleteI barely know what NASCAR is
Johnson still races-and he's not short- other than that he fits lol!
ReplyDeleteSo what happens when they walk the carpet? Does she straighten up or walk like Groucho Marx?
ReplyDeleteSame picture I had. I wonder if he wears lifts or if it's all her responsibility.
ReplyDeleteShe also tilts her head to the side, which looks totally natural. /s
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It's Jeff Gordon. He retired last year and his wife, Ingrid is taller than him. She has been known to bend her knees when they're pictured together.
ReplyDeleteLOL, nice visual!
ReplyDeleteNASCAR Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you don't want to guess Kordell Stewart?
ReplyDeleteYou got it!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf he's so insecure, why the hell did he marry her? There are great-looking petite women, too.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't he just strap some coffee cans on his little feetsies or carry an empty milk crate around with him when they go out?
ReplyDeleteI'll bet she wears high heels whenever she gets mad at him. Dangles his car keys up in the air just above his vertical leap range. Takes the phonebooks from the drivers seat of his car. Be nice to your wife, Jeff, or she wont squat for the paps.
Don't you have to be short to be a driver ?
ReplyDeleteGordon's wife looks very Joker-esque in that head-tilt photo.
ReplyDeleteWho told Mrs. Nascar to do the compensatory posing and how would they phrase something like that? "Honey, we want you to do some test photos with Jeff. Okay, now bend your knees when you're standing with him and tilt your head down and to the side. Great, now freeze and smile!"
I don't know if Tammy and the Scieno handlers taught her but Nicole Kidman has always done a better job of posing compensation with both of her husbands.
lol cheers
ReplyDeleteOh, that is so funny..
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