Today's Blind Items- Strange Hookups
It is time again for the very irregular feature where I show you how strange some of Hollywood's couplings can be. I give you one half of the couple and let you figure out the other.
#1 - Sean Penn and this former A list reality star from back in the day who still has A list name recognition despite the fact most people dislike her. They both enjoy hanging out with cartel leaders.
#2 - Sean Penn and this barely legal celebrity turned porn star who got married young. Apparently part of her sex tape was for him.
#3-Jennifer Lopez and one of her non scripted co-stars.
#4 - Zoe Kravitz and her former boyfriend's co-star.
#5 - Ashlee Simpson and her one of her sister's ex-boyfriends.
#6- Fergie and this back in the day A+ list tween star who got his start on a hit network television show. Now he does reality.
1.Paris H.
ReplyDelete1-Paris Hilton
ReplyDelete5. Tony Romo?
ReplyDelete1)Paris
ReplyDelete4. Ed Westwick?
ReplyDeleteJLo and Simon?
ReplyDelete5)John Mayer
ReplyDelete3. Simon Cowell?
ReplyDeleteAsslee and Tony Romo?
ReplyDelete4) fassbender ex/costar ?
ReplyDelete#2 Courtney Stodden
ReplyDelete3)Randy Jackson
ReplyDelete6)Nick Cannon
2)Kim Kardashian
#3- Jim Carrey (In Living Colour)
ReplyDeleteA Twilight Zone-y intro would be nice for **STRAAAANGE HOOKUPPPPPS**. Spooky voice, weird eyeball, echo, standard stuff.
ReplyDelete3. One of the Wayan brothers from In Living Color?
ReplyDelete6. Mario Lopez
ReplyDeleteOoh, that's interesting - as interesting as JLo can be, anyway.
ReplyDelete2. Courtney Stodden
ReplyDelete6. AC Slater
6. AC Slater from Saved by the Bell, Mario Hoe-pez
ReplyDelete#6-- Mario Lopez
ReplyDeleteMy take away is that Sean's Peen doesn't have a discerning palate.
ReplyDeleteI bet he scrumped El Chapo, too. Because, breathing.
oops,the others above weren't here..sorry ..cosign Mario Lopez
ReplyDelete"Strange Magic" by ELO keeps running thru my head
ReplyDelete2. Courtney Stodden
ReplyDeleteI would have no choice but to be another one on the list, if given the opportunity. Gotta see what ALL the fuss is about...
ReplyDeleteSean Peen or El Chapo?! ;-)
ReplyDeleteWell, they are both carrying the goods in one form or another...
ReplyDeleteValid point.
ReplyDelete3- Ryan seacrest! That would be awesome.
ReplyDelete5-John Mayer or Romo
Lol good one
ReplyDeleteHow does Sean Penn get so much attractive pussy?! He's a good actor, but his rage issues and chain smoking, coupled with a face like worn shoe leather, render him completely unfuckable.
ReplyDeleteFame. :-(
ReplyDeleteOn another note Charlize is not looking good these days. ???
ReplyDelete+100 lol kno
ReplyDelete1. Paris Hilton
ReplyDelete2. Courtney Stodden
3. another one of the Fly Girls? this isnt a guy I think.
4. Ed Westwick (sp? one of the guys from gossip girl)
5. John Mayer
6. Mario Lopez (does Extra count as reality, though??)
With a David bowie voiceover would be lovely now.
ReplyDelete1. Wonky eye
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Jlo and Damon wayans it was his show she was an up and coming fly girl
4. Fassbender costar Oscar Isaac
5.john mayer
Poor Midge, played like a fiddle.
ReplyDelete6. Nick lachey
ReplyDeleteDoes a reality show with his brother about their bar in Cincinnati
Exactly! Simon would just be a casting couch situation and it wouldn't be surprising. Carrey would be strange.
ReplyDeleteCould you IMAGINE if it turned out #3 was JLo and Gaycrest?!? That would just shatter minds.
ReplyDelete#1 (just to be different) Omarosa
ReplyDelete"Ashlee Simpson and her one of her sister’s ex-boyfriends" - fuck yeah...
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