Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Today's Blind Items- Strange Hookups

It is time again for the very irregular feature where I show you how strange some of Hollywood's couplings can be. I give you one half of the couple and let you figure out the other.

#1 - Sean Penn and this former A list reality star from back in the day who still has A list name recognition despite the fact most people dislike her. They both enjoy hanging out with cartel leaders.

#2 - Sean Penn and this barely legal celebrity turned porn star who got married young. Apparently part of her sex tape was for him.

#3-Jennifer Lopez and one of her non scripted co-stars.

#4 - Zoe Kravitz and her former boyfriend's co-star.

#5 - Ashlee Simpson and her one of her sister's ex-boyfriends.

#6- Fergie and this back in the day A+ list tween star who got his start on a hit network television show. Now he does reality.

42 comments:

  1. MontanaMarriott2:10 AM

    1.Paris H.

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  2. sandybrook2:11 AM

    1-Paris Hilton

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  3. MontanaMarriott2:11 AM

    5. Tony Romo?

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  4. Tricia132:12 AM

    1)Paris

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  5. MontanaMarriott2:12 AM

    4. Ed Westwick?

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  6. sandybrook2:13 AM

    JLo and Simon?

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  7. Tricia132:13 AM

    5)John Mayer

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  8. MontanaMarriott2:14 AM

    3. Simon Cowell?

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  9. sandybrook2:14 AM

    Asslee and Tony Romo?

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  10. Tricia132:15 AM

    4) fassbender ex/costar ?

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  11. Snarknado2:15 AM

    #2 Courtney Stodden

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  12. Tricia132:18 AM

    3)Randy Jackson
    6)Nick Cannon
    2)Kim Kardashian

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  13. WickedBee2:24 AM

    #3- Jim Carrey (In Living Colour)

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  14. Kno Won Uno2:26 AM

    A Twilight Zone-y intro would be nice for **STRAAAANGE HOOKUPPPPPS**. Spooky voice, weird eyeball, echo, standard stuff.

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  15. MontanaMarriott2:27 AM

    3. One of the Wayan brothers from In Living Color?

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  16. Derek Harvey2:27 AM

    6. Mario Lopez

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  17. Kno Won Uno2:28 AM

    Ooh, that's interesting - as interesting as JLo can be, anyway.

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  18. Diana2:30 AM

    2. Courtney Stodden
    6. AC Slater

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  19. Diana2:30 AM

    6. AC Slater from Saved by the Bell, Mario Hoe-pez

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  20. back again2:31 AM

    #6-- Mario Lopez

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  21. Kno Won Uno2:32 AM

    My take away is that Sean's Peen doesn't have a discerning palate.
    I bet he scrumped El Chapo, too. Because, breathing.

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  22. back again2:33 AM

    oops,the others above weren't here..sorry ..cosign Mario Lopez

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  23. "Strange Magic" by ELO keeps running thru my head

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  24. 2. Courtney Stodden

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  25. Derek Harvey2:38 AM

    I would have no choice but to be another one on the list, if given the opportunity. Gotta see what ALL the fuss is about...

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  26. Kno Won Uno2:40 AM

    Sean Peen or El Chapo?! ;-)

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  27. Derek Harvey2:43 AM

    Well, they are both carrying the goods in one form or another...

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  28. Kno Won Uno2:50 AM

    Valid point.

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  29. 3- Ryan seacrest! That would be awesome.
    5-John Mayer or Romo

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  30. Cinabun3:17 AM

    Lol good one

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  31. How does Sean Penn get so much attractive pussy?! He's a good actor, but his rage issues and chain smoking, coupled with a face like worn shoe leather, render him completely unfuckable.

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  32. Cinabun3:43 AM

    Fame. :-(

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  33. Cinabun3:44 AM

    On another note Charlize is not looking good these days. ???

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  34. Emily B3:48 AM

    +100 lol kno

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  35. Emily B3:56 AM

    1. Paris Hilton
    2. Courtney Stodden
    3. another one of the Fly Girls? this isnt a guy I think.
    4. Ed Westwick (sp? one of the guys from gossip girl)
    5. John Mayer
    6. Mario Lopez (does Extra count as reality, though??)

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  36. NewYearBlues4:31 AM

    With a David bowie voiceover would be lovely now.
    1. Wonky eye
    2. Kim Kardashian
    3. Jlo and Damon wayans it was his show she was an up and coming fly girl
    4. Fassbender costar Oscar Isaac
    5.john mayer

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  37. Molly4:34 AM

    Poor Midge, played like a fiddle.

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  38. NewYearBlues4:34 AM

    6. Nick lachey
    Does a reality show with his brother about their bar in Cincinnati

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  39. WickedBee5:17 AM

    Exactly! Simon would just be a casting couch situation and it wouldn't be surprising. Carrey would be strange.

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  40. WickedBee5:22 AM

    Could you IMAGINE if it turned out #3 was JLo and Gaycrest?!? That would just shatter minds.

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  41. Zilla19:36 AM

    #1 (just to be different) Omarosa

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  42. Yowza6:15 PM

    "Ashlee Simpson and her one of her sister’s ex-boyfriends" - fuck yeah...

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