December 14, 2015
Why does our favorite foreign born B+ lister own a house, but rent another a few blocks away? Actually, it all kind of goes together. The down payment on her house was provided by the same person who pays the rent for the rental. She only stays in the rental when her current boss would like to have sex with her. He lives a few blocks away and there is a rotating group of women who “rent” the house.
Rita Ora
It all works though because Rita Whora rotates the men she screws.
ReplyDeleteGotta be Jay for the guy. Yuck.
ReplyDeleteGo Rita! Lets me see ya do the Hooker Frenzy!
ReplyDeletebeyonce, are you dead in the head or what
ReplyDeleteThis is about Simon Cowell who lives near by. He likes to screw the ladies who work for him. Barter, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteThis way Bey doesn't have to sleep with him herself.
ReplyDeleteSimon Cowell hasn't "screwed the ladies" in years, if he ever bothered to try it. He's as gay as an Ungaro Spring frock.
ReplyDeleteMalibu - HILAR. Screamed my head off - thanks for the lol's!!! Love your comments.
ReplyDeleteIf Rita needs someone to pay a down payment on her house, she can't be doing well financially. One of the tabloids printed a picture of her house, it looked very average.
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