Saturday, January 02, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #34

September 28, 2015

This former A+ list tweener is a lucky guy. His drug dealer got stuck in traffic so our former tweener turned do nothing didn’t have drugs on him when his bag was searched upon arrival in a foreign country this past week. I guess they have heard about him too.

Joe Jonas

Posted by ent lawyer at 9:15 AM

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7 comments:

  1. sandybrook9:24 AM

    Since I've never travelled outside America, doesn't customs check everybody's bags nowadays?

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  2. Snarknado10:06 AM

    But he's a famous celebrity Sandybrook. Gets to keep his shoes on, too, I bet. And keep his change in his pocket.

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  3. Claire11:26 AM

    I still don't buy these blinds. I could not give less of a fuck about any of the Jonas', and have never even heard their music BUT it seems like Enty just has a problem with Joe for some reason.

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  4. Unemployable11:32 AM

    Did they confiscate his penis pump? I read somewhere that they do that.

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  5. June Gordon2:02 PM

    If you take party helper overseas you has to be VERY careful. I know how to do it and I tell you but I have to charge.

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  6. shump6:07 PM

    Nope. Not if you have nothing to declare.

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  7. ARC175:53 AM

    One of the perfect Christian boy banders who wore purity rings on drugs?? I'd like to know his drug of choice

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