Friday, January 01, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #20

July 27, 2015

This actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee but you would be hard pressed to remember it. She is still B list but has other side projects that take up a lot of her time. The other night she was waxing poetic about takes samples of her skin everyday and uses that to determine what she will eat and what she will wear.

Gwyneth Paltrow


14 comments:

  1. pretzel logic5:54 AM

    The way this BI is written, I'm picturing Goop doing a "Buffalo Bill" on herself and then eating a steak or just a salad based upon the results.

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  2. shakey6:06 AM

    I still remember Judi Dench stepping over the pink train on Fishstick's dress with a demeanor that showed her disdain while she picked up her own Oscar.

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  3. Southern Smartass6:31 AM

    Are you kidding? Overly-entitled, pretentious, vagina steam-cleaning WASP never lets us forget she has an Oscar. Forget Madonna. She's her own worst enemy.

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  4. Unemployable6:33 AM

    Lay off the flakka, Goopy. Or switch to kratom for awhile, at least.

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  5. Sarah6:53 AM

    batshit crazy

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  6. Whywhywhy???7:05 AM

    @Pretzel...Exactly!

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  7. saras9:33 AM

    Insufferable

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  8. Gwenethy Paltrow - college dropout extraordinaire

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  9. Snarknado2:06 PM

    Gold star for you Pretz!

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  10. WTF
    Has to be another pseudoscience "hobby" of hers as I can look at her pityful hair and see that she is magnesium, iron, fatty acid and water deficient.

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  11. I love that you still call her Fishsticks! I do too. Ah those were the good old dlist days

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  12. shakey3:06 AM

    DList and alt.gossip.celebrities days.

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  13. Nuttery at its finest.

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  14. Sharpie5:35 AM

    I think Entry meant STOOL samples.

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