This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is really not that great of an actor but has been box office success for 40 years is the latest to turn to tan and tug. He spends $1000 a pop twice a week and thinks no one knows.
I think since John is already exposed as one of these guys the term" latest to turn to it" means Sylvester Stallone,right? Or someone else anyway- maybe Arnold
Rub-and-tugs are generally disappointing. I've had some nice conversations, sure, and those gals are usually pretty damn good at the handies, but generally speaking I'd rather just watch porn. Maybe they get better at the thousand-buck level, but I doubt it.
"Oh no,Thank you. Those tanning booths are so bad for you. How much for just a quick wank? A thousand bucks?! Um... how much for just a palm full of sun tan lotion, then?"
Stallone
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ReplyDeleteMeh...it's efficient. Maybe he doesn't actual GAF in everyone knows.
ReplyDeleteLibido after steroids. Gets his shots then gets his tugs.
ReplyDeleteI thought he was fantastic in Creed.
ReplyDeleteIt is getting great reviews
ReplyDeleteThink this was revealed as John Travolta, since he has such a bad reputation with masseuses (sp?). He's been looking less "pasty" in pics lately!
ReplyDeleteBest movie I've seen in a long, long time. There was actually a plot AND character development!
ReplyDeleteI thought John, too, because this does sound like a gay thing (Not that there is anything wrong with that!)
ReplyDeleteI think since John is already exposed as one of these guys the term" latest to turn to it" means Sylvester Stallone,right? Or someone else anyway- maybe Arnold
ReplyDeleteWhat are they?
ReplyDeleteRub-and-tugs are generally disappointing. I've had some nice conversations, sure, and those gals are usually pretty damn good at the handies, but generally speaking I'd rather just watch porn. Maybe they get better at the thousand-buck level, but I doubt it.
ReplyDelete"Oh no,Thank you. Those tanning booths are so bad for you. How much for just a quick wank? A thousand bucks?! Um... how much for just a palm full of sun tan lotion, then?"
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