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This former B list reality star on a cable show that doesn't exist is on of those D list reality shows right now which is the last stop before getting a job at a fast food place. The reality star says his brother would be in the same room while the reality star was serviced by guys to make sure there were no recordings or anything to memorialize what he was doing.
Sorrentini/The situation
ReplyDeleteI don't speak gobbledygook.
ReplyDeletethe situation
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ReplyDeleteI don't think the word "star" means what you think it means.
ReplyDelete*Star*
verb
1. (of a movie, play, or other show) have (someone) as a principal performer.
"a film starring Liza Minnelli"
*Principal*
adjective
1. most important, consequential, or influential : chief
(the principal ingredient) (the region's principal city)
Cuz having your brother on Beej Patrol isn't awks at ALL
ReplyDeleteSomeone who's a half-step away from working a drive-thru is not a "star". Not even a "triple-threat" (gym, tan, laundry) star.
ReplyDelete+1 -i don't know what I'm more amazed at-the fact that you could decipher that mess so fast or that you knew his real name.
ReplyDeleteIDK if you were reading yesterday, but this sounds like it could align nicely with @Me's Buttfucko.
ReplyDeleteCaptain Buttfucko & the Beej Patrol, all day Saturday on NickJr!
I'm gonna suggest you might wanna move that to Nick@Nite, but other than that: MAGIC!
ReplyDeleteIt's "Sorrentino" so I was off (sorry Mikey boy lol:)
ReplyDeleteHe is so gross. He did marriage boot camp or whatever and is just the dumbest most ignorant ass. And never thought he was straight.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Sugarbear from Honey Boo Boo.
ReplyDeleteSugar bear is a good guess, if he has a brother could work cuz he's in the news for his "experimentation" whatever lmfao.
ReplyDelete+1 on mess-deciphering!
ReplyDeleteHa! GTL as triple threat....
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