This former A- list cable talk show host/part-time actress had to leave a recent interview because her nose wouldn't stop bleeding. I guess she is still on the coke.
Wasn't she doing the whole "look at my tits!" thing again recently? There can't be many people left who haven't seen them, dear. Put your shirt back on.
Being this hollyweird, Occam's razor tells us it is coke, by some people (including me) often have nose bleedings and I assure you I do not do coke ever (at least in the 21st century).
I knew that she had to have got a nose job. I listened to her Howard Stern interview and she doesn't even sound like herself anymore. She had a distinct voice and it's pretty much gone.
I have nose bleeds all the time and it has nothing to do with coke. My high blood pressure gets out of hand and you betta have some hankies handy. So whomever it is, maybe she has high blood pressure, too. NOT.
Reminds me of that Sex and the City Episode where one of Carrie's friends, now pregnant, is desperate for attention, and takes off her shirt at a party and yells "Look at my tits!" . . . and everyone shudders and tries not to look at her.
I can't decide if I like or hate Chelsea Handler. I mean, most of the time she seems like a fake bitch, but then she'll say something spot-on and also funny and I start to like her.
It's possible after years of doing coke that Chelsea's going to get them alot easier than most people. It'll probably be that way for the rest of her life depending on the damage done. I'm pretty sure she wrote about doing coke in her book. I could be wrong about that though.
Took someone from work to the ER who had one and the Dr. joshed to her, "You're just here for the good stuff." A little vial was brought in and he swabbed her nose inside. Nosebleed stopped and I had to listen to her speed-talk all the way to her house.
Wow, didn't know they do that. For me they brought out a little thing that they stuck up my nose and cauterized the crack inside my nose that was bleeding. I smelled burned flesh for a few days. Now I'm mad I didn't get the liquid cocaine! :)
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ReplyDeleteWasn't she doing the whole "look at my tits!" thing again recently?
ReplyDeleteThere can't be many people left who haven't seen them, dear. Put your shirt back on.
Oh heeey.. Looky.. I blew my nose and some brains oozed out.. hahahaha
ReplyDelete+500 on Handler.
ReplyDeleteBeing this hollyweird, Occam's razor tells us it is coke, by some people (including me) often have nose bleedings and I assure you I do not do coke ever (at least in the 21st century).
ReplyDeleteI knew that she had to have got a nose job. I listened to her Howard Stern interview and she doesn't even sound like herself anymore. She had a distinct voice and it's pretty much gone.
ReplyDeleteI have nose bleeds all the time and it has nothing to do with coke. My high blood pressure gets out of hand and you betta have some hankies handy. So whomever it is, maybe she has high blood pressure, too. NOT.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of that Sex and the City Episode where one of Carrie's friends, now pregnant, is desperate for attention, and takes off her shirt at a party and yells "Look at my tits!" . . . and everyone shudders and tries not to look at her.
ReplyDeleteIt could be from going out in the cold and then into buildings with dry heat. I used to get severe nose bleeds until my nose was cauterized
ReplyDeleteJust trying to figure this out... first time posting and it is super unclear.
ReplyDeleteThat was easy.....
ReplyDeleteShe makes fun of herself for being that that "look at my tits girl, but drunk instead of pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI can't decide if I like or hate Chelsea Handler. I mean, most of the time she seems like a fake bitch, but then she'll say something spot-on and also funny and I start to like her.
ReplyDeleteWelcome! Enjoy your stay, and the complimentary mint on your pillow!
ReplyDeleteIt's possible after years of doing coke that Chelsea's going to get them alot easier than most people. It'll probably be that way for the rest of her life depending on the damage done. I'm pretty sure she wrote about doing coke in her book. I could be wrong about that though.
ReplyDeleteHa ha--going to the ER with an unstoppable nose bleed will get your nose swabbed with liquid cocaine.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean by that Snarknado?
ReplyDeleteTook someone from work to the ER who had one and the Dr. joshed to her, "You're just here for the good stuff." A little vial was brought in and he swabbed her nose inside. Nosebleed stopped and I had to listen to her speed-talk all the way to her house.
ReplyDeleteWow, didn't know they do that. For me they brought out a little thing that they stuck up my nose and cauterized the crack inside my nose that was bleeding. I smelled burned flesh for a few days. Now I'm mad I didn't get the liquid cocaine! :)
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