December 5, 2015
Now that the sale of their primary house has been completed, there is barely anything left to divide before they announce their divorce and that it has been finalized at the same time. Oh, and they are an A list mostly television actress from a hit network drama and he is basically out of work former celebrity.
Kerry Washington
December 23, 2015
It has barely been a month and this actress is in her second blind item. This is not a good sign. The fact that things are leaking about her this early into her career means there will probably be some headline worthy disasters coming from her. Shame really, because most of the time she seems really nice. Sure, if you compare her to an actress from the same country she hates it and will tell you not to bring it up again. Ever. Smile on her face but the eyes show she means it. The nature of her current movie means she probably won’t get above B list for a while. She showed some flashes of temper on set but everyone assumed it was the tension and the role that brought it out and no one really made a big deal of it. Some screaming and yelling and throwing of things, but it was all about her “character.”
Fast forward to some of the first press interviews she did for the movie. They did not go well. Never really having done that sort of thing, she took things a little too personally and made some comments to reporters and others that were a little too sarcastic and biting. Right at the edge. Behind the scenes of the past month, she has been a nightmare. Screaming at the first sign of something not up to her standards which seem to change by the minute, to literally throwing away into a trash chute in her hotel a designer dress she didn’t like because the designer didn’t fly halfway around the world to present it to her in person. She wore an off the rack dress a studio PR person found with about 45 minutes to spare before the car took her to a premiere. The studio PR people have been cycling through all the cast in the movie but no one wants to have their turn with her. Things need to change quickly if she wants to work outside this franchise.
Daisy Ridley/Keira Knightley/Star Wars
December 16, 2015
A lot of my e-mails ask me whatever happened to so and so. Most of the time their career just ended. Nothing else. They had their time or their one shot and just could never get back into it. Sometimes though, there are really good reasons why someone walked away. This is one of those times. This person was America’s Sweetheart. Yeah, not Meg Ryan or Julia Roberts. Nope. She was on network television and for weeks the entire country sat riveted and we all fell in love with her. So, Hollywood does what they do and gave her a movie. A crap movie, but a movie. It made some money and it led to other job offers for her. A lot of job offers.
She literally had millions of dollars worth of offers at one point. While she was deciding her next move, she took some meetings. Apparently at each one of these meetings, producers or managers or whatever would try and sleep with her. This is not what she signed up for. There was going to be no casting couch for her. She didn’t need the industry or the limelight or to be famous. If it happened, then that was great, but no way was she going to do the casting couch thing. So, she waited and waited. She landed a pretty decent guest starring role on a very hit network show. She didn’t have to sleep with anyone to get the spot, but while she was on the show, the A list tool star of the show who still has an almost A list career tried to sleep with her. He hit on her right after he kissed his supposed girlfriend goodbye after having sex with her in his trailer. That was pretty much the last straw for her. Oh, except for the producer of the show who also hit on her. America’s Sweetheart tried to do the behind the camera thing, but that was even worse. She walked away and twice turned down $1M offers to come back to where it all started. She made the clean break and just had no interest in going back to it again.
Colleen Haskell/Survivor/The Animal/That 70's Show/Ashton Kutcher/Survivor All Stars
December 9, 2015
It is the sad fall of a man who was once an A+ list celebrity. He still has A+ list name recognition, although with people under 25, it might be lower than that. Our celebrity has always been deep in the closet. Everyone knows he is gay, but somehow we never even bothered to ask him because we all just know. When he would come on late night television, you were guaranteed a great 10 minute segment. A few years back, he met a guy through a dating service. The guy, is about a quarter the age of our celebrity. He says he met the guy through a dating site. Most people believe he was found either through an escort site or a hookup site. In any event, our celebrity fell in love. Lust. Hard.
The next thing you know, the boyfriend moved in and was spending vast sums of the celebrity’s money. Vast sums. Sometimes a hundred grand in a month. The celebrity bought him multiple cars and a condo. The condo was for when the boyfriend needed to “work.” What it really was though was a place the guy would go with hookups he met at various bars. The boyfriend started staying less and less at the home of the celebrity because of “work,” but still managed to use the credit cards the celebrity got for him to pay for every expense imaginable. When the celebrity started questioning the $5000 nights out in clubs, the boyfriend said he was just entertaining clients. Our celebrity was so in love with this guy that he just accepted the stories and cut a lot of people from his life who were trying to paint the real picture. Then one day, the boyfriend told the celebrity that he was moving out. Oh, and that he wanted $2M or he would sell his stories about the celebrity to the media. Surprisingly enough, the celebrity paid the money. I think he was hoping it would keep the boyfriend. Nope. Since the day the boyfriend walked out, our celebrity has just been counting down the days until he dies. He has no life in him any longer. He never leaves the house and only rarely gets out of bed. A sad end to a great guy.
Richard Simmons
September 30, 2015
This barely relevant reality star got pregnant with a married man’s baby but convinced this former rapper turned B- list actor that the baby belonged to him. When the actor found out, he dumped her. Probably knowing she had slept with the other man for money probably helped with the breakup decision too.
Erica Mena/Shad Moss(Bow Wow)
September 29, 2015
This fashion editor who is almost as well known as Anna Wintour got hammered at a charity party in Milan and hooked up with a guy in a side room. She said that is how she prefers her relationships. Quick, with no chance of them moving in with her.
Anna Dello Russo
September 28, 2015
This former A+ list tweener is a lucky guy. His drug dealer got stuck in traffic so our former tweener turned do nothing didn’t have drugs on him when his bag was searched upon arrival in a foreign country this past week. I guess they have heard about him too.
Joe Jonas
December 8, 2015
It was a turbulent time. In a time of tabloids, but not internet, and certainly not social media, the royal family was being knocked around by all kinds of cheating between Prince Charles and Camilla while Diana was hooking up with James Hewitt. In 1992, Charles needed to not be seen with Camilla. There just had been audio recordings released between the couple and things needed to cool down. This does not mean that Charles was cooling down on women though. Never as front and center as his brother Andrew was about women of the hour, Charles still liked them and was referred to someone who was considered very unique.
She is an actress now. Foreign born. Always very mysterious about her past in interviews, this time in her life is even more murky. She was working as an actress. Barely. She had some tiny roles and in this time period had just landed what would be her biggest role to that point. Although she was on television, the role paid almost no money. So, she socialized with some men who enjoyed her company and were willing to pay for it. At the time what she charged was not a tiny amount. It was large even by today’s standards. Every person said she was worth it though. Charles had heard of her and even watched an episode of her show and it was arranged they would meet at a cocktail party. Just two people introducing themselves to each other. Charles needed discretion and our actress wanted the access and the money and something steady. The pair hit it off. For almost two years, the couple saw each other once a week. Apparently Charles paid her the sum of $10,000 a week which was about 10 times what she was making acting. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee.
Catherine Zeta Jones
September 28, 2015
This former A- list singer from a group turned reality judge has been hooking up with the married President of a country. Twice in his country and once recently in a different country.
Nicole Scherzinger
September 28, 2015
This A+ list singer used to be best friends with this other A+ list singer. Back in the day if they had been in the same place at the same time they would have got together. Not now. Neither of them can stand each other and when they had a chance to meet this past week, they blew it off. It all revolves around drugs, a guy both of them hooked up with and a woman/girlfriend one of the A+ listers treated poorly after a sexual encounter.
Katy Perry/Rihanna
September 28, 2015
This former B list mostly movie actor who comes from an acting family and is almost more famous for his ex, than his acting is back on drugs and booze in a big way. His current significant other is tired of being a mother to him and his constant need to party and pretend he is 20. His cheating is also out of control. He needs rehab but won’t ever do it.
David Arquette
November 17, 2015
About a decade ago there was a hit network show. It had one female lead and that is the way she liked it. She is probably lower on the acting scale than she was back then, but she has way more name recognition now. She is probably A+ list when it comes to name recognition. Anyway, while filming her show, she had some rules. Number one was that her boyfriend was off limits. Yeah, her husband too, but especially her actor boyfriend. Sure, she had to keep the boyfriend out of the tabloids, but that doesn’t mean she wanted him dating anyone else. During one of the early seasons of the show when she had just begun hooking up with her co-star, another actress came on the show. She made it clear she was interested in the actor. The next thing you know, she was gone from the show. Banished except when absolutely necessary for her character to be there. Fast forward another year and another actress showed an interest. More than an interest, the actor actually hooked up with this actress. What happened to her? Gone from the show and to make things even worse, our actress talked smack about her and she has barely worked since.
Alias/Jennifer Garner/Scott Foley/Michael Vartan/Sarah Shahi/Elodie Bouchez
September 21, 2015
Emmy Awards
This B list mostly television actress who is on a hit network show after being booted from a different network show where she was beloved, had two women with her at an after party. She introduced them as her hair and makeup people but really she sneaked them into the party after she bummed a cigarette from one of them outside the venue and they started chatting.
Jennifer Morrison
September 21, 2015
Emmy Awards
From JV – This celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity again has decent name recognition because it is such a famous last name. She is engaged to an actor and she acts really chaste around him which really surprised JV because she remembers as well as I do when our celebrity used to do lines of coke off the body of her former boyfriend who loved to show off his manhood at parties. They had sex so many times in front of people that it was almost expected at parties.
Lydia Hearst/Chris Hardwick/Cisco Adler
September 21, 2015
Emmy Awards
This Emmy winner is single again and acted like it. Boozing and groping his way through the show and then at an after party before drunkenly making out with an equally hammered B list actress who was his former co-star.
Jon Hamm/January Jones
November 16, 2015
It is tough to be a permanent A list actor and a permanent A list director, but if you live as long as this guy has, then, you might have a chance. He has definitely made and starred in some incredible movies. He also made some incredible duds. He has not been married as many times as you would think, but for someone who espouses such conservative opinions, he has lived a life that is anything but. I won’t bother to recite every indiscretion because that will take a biographer and a book. You can fill a book just with the crazy things he has done. I’m going to focus on one point in his life. It can be argued that the 70’s was his prime as an actor. Women literally threw themselves at him. He was great at staying out of the tabloids and made sure the women he involved himself with could stay quiet too.
He met one of the loves of his life at a party. Not just any party. This was a no holds barred Laurel Canyon 70’s orgy. Yeah, he does not really seem the orgy type. He was the type to go to an orgy and pick out one or two women and take them to his place. Oh, and definitely no drugs. Picks up women stoned and wasted but won’t touch any for himself. The night he met her she was being pulled into a room about to have sex with a guy and another woman. Our actor steps in and takes both of the women and leads them back to his place.
So, they go back to his place and enjoy some threesome fun. The woman with whom he was about to embark on a relationship actually left the next morning while the other stayed for a few days and brought over other women. Our actor had a serious kink. The other woman showed up a few days later and explained her situation. She was married, but was in an open relationship. Very open. Over the next few years, the couple engaged in threesomes almost every time they had sex. There would be other women and other men. The girlfriend became pregnant multiple times and had multiple abortions. It was a crazy time. In addition to the sex there were also the fights. Legendary ones. Today, police would have been called all the time. Back then, they came a few times and when they saw the actor they didn’t do anything about it. When they split, it was one of the few times our actor was splashed all over the tabloids.
Clint Eastwood/Sandra Locke
September 21, 2015
Emmy Awards
This former singer turned reality star turned part-time actress on a new show for fall spent forever getting down the red carpet. No, she was not talking to every interviewer. Not that many people care enough to be that desperate, but she lingered to see which guys came alone and which of those guys might be a future prospect. She knows she needs to stay in front of cameras and she wants a relationship with a guy who will actually want to be seen in public with her and not just have sex with her and toss her out or pay her and ask her to leave. So, there she was meeting guys and introducing herself and buzzing around the show and parties trying to get a future tabloid cover with lots of pap shots in between.
Christina Milian
September 21, 2015
Emmy Awards
Unless you were someone who could do her a favor, this Emmy winner won the biggest pain in the butt award last night. Before she won she thought she was better than you, but now that she has won, she has taken it to an entirely different level. At several events last night and the awards itself she refused to mingle or interact unless the person was higher on the food chain than herself. For someone who likes to talk the game about how she is down to earth, she is far far from it. No one came away from last night with any like at all about her.
Amy Schumer
September 21, 2015
Emmy Awards
FOX broadcaster who no one likes almost got fired b/c she had such a tantrum when she found out she would not be on Emmys broadcast.
Erin Andrews
November 24, 2015
Since this has a rough correlation with food and Thanksgiving is definitely a lot of food, I think this is a good fit for this week. Hey, even if it had not been this week I would have written it. I don’t think this guy has ever been a blind. I have met the guy twice. Both at restaurants. Once at a Thai place where he ate more than me and another time wolfing down a bunch of Burger King at the airport. I mean these were airport prices so he must have had $50 worth of burgers and fries in front of him. The crazy thing was I saw him looking at salads before he made his way over to the Burger King. Like me, he has had some weight issues from time to time. Not as bad as me, but the man enjoys his food.
It turns out, this B- list do anything he can get comic actor who used to be A- likes his food delivered in ways that are far more interesting then sitting down at a table. Recently our actor was at a charity event. A big event. Lots of money being passed around to get celebrities there. Great resort where they were put up. A guy who works at the hotel who used to be a great source in LA before moving said that he got a call from the actor and said he wanted a stripper. It is not a strange request. Happens all the time. My guy told him there were plenty online and he would feel more comfortable if our actor chose one for himself. Our actor then said he wanted a stripper who specialized in the unusual. That sentence was stretched out over 30 seconds of umms and pauses. It turned out our actor wanted a stripper who was willing to cover herself and our actor in food while she got naked and maybe he did. My guy made some calls and put him in touch with a service. A short time later, our actor put in an order for pudding and pies and cakes and a bunch of other desserts from room service. Not just one or two things, but enough for a party of 30-40 people. We are talking about $1000 worth of desserts. The thing is, the charity was footing the bill for room service so our actor probably didn’t care.
The next thing that happened was that a call to housekeeping brought a request for several sheets. Then, a group of four women came into the hotel accompanied by a guy who went up to the room of the actor. The guy came back down to the lobby and waited for a good two hours. When the women came down they were wearing sweat suits but you could see tons of food in their hair.
Our actor must have been an expert at this because the maids cleaning the room didn’t find any food anywhere. The sheets had disappeared and the empty food trays were there, but no mess.
Jon Lovitz
December 31, 2015
I thought I would end the year in the big blinds with a kindness. Hopefully the world will pay it forward in 2016 and be a much nicer place for all. This actress was B+ list at one point. Big almost network show. She has been around for what seems like forever but has not even broken 30 yet. After a big life event she has been spending a lot of time at home. Lots. Meanwhile her actor husband has been working a lot. Lots. So, our actress has been spending a lot of time alone. Wanting to do something, but not ready to return to acting quite yet, our actress heard about a program which tries to provide a great Christmas for military families who have a member stationed overseas. After so many years acting and also singing, our actress knows everyone. Yes, even Gwyneth Paltrow. Apparently she talked the Goopster into a very big donation and a whole bunch of overpriced gifts. By the time our actress was finished she had raised enough money and found enough gifts to provide a holiday for over 300 military families. She even managed to fly home every single person she could who had leave but couldn’t afford the flight. For three months, this is what she did day and night.
Leighton Meester
December 22, 2015
This former A list model is trying to transform herself into an actress. Has it been successful? Well, it has not been Cindy Crawford awful. Our model definitely has a unique look which keeps her from doing most runway stuff and knows she needs to find another gig so she chose acting. She has always been giving and in the past has found homes for an entire no kill shelter that could not pay its bills any longer. She literally called every person in her phone asking them to take a pet and she managed to find homes for 40 pets. She should have made a kindness blind for that, but I didn’t hear about it until I also heard about this item. Apparently the daughter of the owner of that no kill shelter was supposed to study abroad this semester but because of the financial issues of her parents that was put on hold until our model/actress stepped in and paid for the whole trip. Our actress/model also flew the parents over to Europe to spend time with their daughter during the semester.
Kate Upton
November 13, 2015
I love this guy. I just do. Whenever you meet him, he is always ready to talk or take a photo. There is never an attitude with him at all. People always ask me who the nicest actors are in town, and my list generally starts with this actor. He was A list at one point. Television. Emmy winner. Heck, he won an Emmy when he was not even really trying. When he was trying, he managed to get nominated multiple times, but never won. He does movies. He does almost television. He is also very generous. He basically funds the drama department at his former high school and University. He has funded multiple scholarships and managed to convince others to donate not only to his former schools, but also convinced others to donate to their own alma maters. He has never asked for adulation. He never disrespects other people. The guy is all class and on world kindness day, he should be the actor we are discussing.
John Goodman
November 25, 2015
I think on the day before Thanksgiving, you absolutely need to have a kindness. The fact that it involves someone who is scorching hot right now and could possibly be the biggest A+ lister on the planet the past month makes it even better. This A+ lister is staying at a hotel in NYC. In the hotel is a group of about 20 students who are taking part in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade tomorrow. They have been rehearsing in the hotel and staying there. Our A+ lister ran into a few of them in the lobby earlier this week. They told her what they were doing and the next thing you know our A+ lister showed up to watch them and even joined in with the marching around the room. She took a ton of photos with anyone who wanted them and even recorded several voice mails in her very distinctive voice. A day after she showed up to hang out with them, she showed up again with tickets to a Broadway show for every person. She also made arrangements for all of them to visit the cast backstage. She wanted to make their trip to NYC complete.
Adele
September 26, 2015
This now out of work athlete who has A+ list name recognition, but is not that great at his sport is looking for some positive publicity and someone who can keep her mouth shut. So, he brought in this out of work pro beard who spent a lot of time with a former A list tweener.
Tim Tebow/Olivia Culpo
September 26, 2015
This former boy bander turned a list solo singer turned part-time movie actor broke up with this one named former A+ list singer in a group turned B list solo singer because of the amount of drugs she was using. It was almost 24/7 and he was sure some pap would catch them together while she was using.
Justin Timberlake/Fergie
September 25, 2015
This former A list rapper turned A- list mostly movie actor is married, but it didn’t stop him from offering $1000 to any woman who would service him orally at a club earlier this week. he had to up the offer to $1500 before a woman agreed.
Ice Cube
October 8, 2015
You would think that the title of biggest pain in reality television would probably go to a Kardashian. Nope. Not even close. As much as I dislike them personally, they generally show up on time and are always ready to work. No big demands either. Some of the Real Housewives are huge divas but for the most part they need the show more than the show needs them so they don’t try and cross the line. Even NeNe. The biggest pain in all of reality television is this A lister. You pretty much have to be A list to cause this kind of pain and turmoil. If you were anything less, you would get fired and replaced. It all started when she got her job. She basically spent her entire waking time destroying the person she ended up replacing. Whispered in ears, whether at an event or in bed. She got her boyfriend at the time to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars so she could throw parties and dinners for the executives of the show and network. The next thing you know, the original host was gone and this celebrity who essentially came out of nowhere landed the job. From day one she insisted she be paid the most of anyone on the show. Not just the most, but double what anyone else was making. This coming from a person who had never made more than scale before.
When she was nominated for an Emmy and didn’t win she accused the network of not spending enough money on promoting her campaign. She went into rages because she didn’t have billboards and full page ads in the trade publications touting her. Despite the nature of the program she insists on working as little as possible. Often people are waiting for her for hours. They can’t proceed without her and are held hostage basically until she decides to show up or deems herself camera ready. When her work is done she does not talk to anyone on the show. She treats the crew like crap. She treats the people appearing on the show like crap. The only time she is ever nice to anyone is if there is some celebrity on the show who is higher in status than her. The thing is, everyone is scared to fire her. They keep hoping she will get another job and quit. There are some on the show who want it to take a hiatus for a season or two so she will move on and they can bring it back without her.
Padma Lakshmi
September 25, 2015
This Teen Mom who just had her season finale last night told her new boyfriend she would take care of him financially which is one of the reasons he moved out of the home he was sharing most of the time with another woman.
Leah Messer
September 24, 2015
This Orange County Housewife is always telling people about magazines who want to shoot her and photographers and she does go on several shoots each month. The thing is though, she is paying for all of them and there is very little real interest. She just likes the attention and being able to say she has another shoot.
Meghan King Edmonds
September 23, 2015
This foreign born sometimes out of the closet B+ list mostly movie actor cheated on his latest boyfriend with a man he met on Twitter. The hookup was arranged before our actor traveled to the country where the tryst and premiere were scheduled to occur.
Luke Evans
September 30, 2015
This fashion house is credited for one of the most important fashion innovations ever. Now though, under new ownership it is a horror house. Literally. The owner treats everyone like a slave, which is not all that surprising given their upbringing. That was kind of the norm for them growing up. Contracts have been awarded for manufacturing all of the garments to companies who use child and slave labor. No one will ever catch them though because the owner of the fashion house has a lock on most of the news that comes out of the country. If you want to model for the line then you better be prepared to be passed around to all the men who are financial backers and red tape cutters for the company. The owner has zero respect for anyone unless they are rich or famous. Preferably both. When you think of evil people who run companies, this person is right at the very top of the list.
Vionnet/bias cut/Goga Ashkenazi
September 19, 2015
This former B list celebrity turned B- list reality star is the offspring of a permanent A list singer. She usually likes her men at least twice her age but made an exception for a long time friend who was a reality star until recently. He was also in a relationship with an A list reality star until recently. Anyway, the two hooked up but our offspring says an army of hookers could try and get him erect and it wouldn’t work. Too much booze and drugs. He is all talk and stumble at this point in his life.
Kimberly Stewart/Scott Disick
September 19, 2015
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress says she was cut from a movie not because she sucked in it but because the now wife of her A list co-star found out they were having sex and ordered the actor to get her fired. The firing didn’t happen but the actress was cut.
Sienna Miller/Amber Heard/Johnny Depp
September 16, 2015
This B+ list model no one had really heard of a few months ago says that she and her A+ list actor boyfriend still have not had sex, but she had no problems name dropping him two days ago to get a table at lunch when the restaurant said the place was full. She got in and you should have seen her lead her friends to the table.
Kelly Rohrbach/Leonardo DiCaprio
November 9, 2015
Back in the day, this singer was A list. One named singer. No, not named Ashanti. She was young when they found her. Very young. Below legal age young. She wanted to be a star, so she listened to them (a back in the day female and male A list rapper) and did whatever they wanted. She did the drugs they told her to do. She had sex with anyone they told her to. In return they made her a star. They kept the majority of her money. She was their perfect breadwinner/plaything. She never complained and she never argued. If someone was ever going to show you an example of brainwashing, she was the perfect person to put on display. There came a time though when a few members of this group started having some financial issues. They took out some loans and toured more, but they couldn’t get out of the hole. So, they sold their prized possession. One day she was with one group and the next day she was with this mogul/entrepreneur/record executive. She said she was in love with him, but a few dollars in a different direction and she would have been saying she loved this A+ list rapper/mogul who thought he won the bidding for her. The guy who won grew tired of having to hide all of the other women. The A lister didn’t care, but the public wouldn’t understand so our mogul had to hide and keep things secret. He hated that. Lucky for him, the situation resolved itself. Lots of people say he resolved it himself.
Aaliyah/Missy Elliott/Timbaland
Person who bought her -Damon Dash
Person who wanted to buy her-Jay-Z
September 16, 2015
This former tweener turned talk show host is already over her most recent breakup. She has made plans to spend some time with a guy willing to pay to spend time with her. No, not in Dubai, but in Mykonos where it looks more like a vacation than business.
Adrienne Bailon
September 14, 2015
Did you know there is another A+ list singer out there that is just like Britney Spears? The only thing that has managed to keep this other A+list singer out of the headlines is that she is watched 24/7 much like Britney is now. Our singer was headed down a road of hair shaving and pink wig wearing but then got involved with a celebrity who saw their potential as a power couple. He loved the idea of creating a brand with her while at the same time being able to do whatever he wanted with whoever he wanted and she would never say or do anything. It is just not in her nature. Apparently she is almost dead behind the eyes and is happy just taking photos of herself and traveling the world. She would rather stay home then to have to get dressed to the level of what is expected. She would rather just watch television or talk to her friends. Her guy loves it. He goes out all of the time alone and is never asked about his life by her. Others close to her call him out, but not her.
Beyonce/Jay-Z
September 12, 2015
This B list mostly movie actor who is just as much of a jerk in real life as he portrays in the movies seems to have a constant A- list co-star as of late. Anyway, our actor was being his usual tool self on set this week and was in the face of a crew member who dropped something while our actor was running lines to himself. The actor yelled at the guy for dropping the item and told him he was lucky to have a job and there was probably some other minimum wage guy who would take the job if the crew member couldn’t handle it. I mean it was an epic rant. Totally uncalled for.
Jesse Eisenberg/Kristen Stewart
October 5, 2015
I guess its fitting that this is being written in the same month as Halloween. The thing is, it is right up there with any of the scenes you would see in a slasher movie. Apparently there are a handful of people who know this story, which is way more than you would expect with something of this significance. It happened about a decade ago on a film set outside the country. It involves a then A+ list mostly movie actor who was married at the time. Back then he was a quiet cheater and kept his indiscretions outside the country which is why he probably shot so many movies outside the US. Later he would change his strategy when it came to cheating and it backfired in a big way.
Anyway, our actor was hooking up with a local woman. He was experimenting with drugs which he still does now. Usually he goes for more of the hallucinogenic variety rather than coke. Combined with the steroids and HGh he takes, he can be this rage machine that thinks he is seeing things. Since there were only two people in the room when it happened, no one knows for sure what led to it, but a woman was killed. The same woman he had been hooking up with. She had a broken neck and burns on her body. At the time it happened there was a massive hurricane in the area and no power. Production on the movie had been shut down because of the wind and rain. Our actor was staying in a house he was renting. One of the crew was called to the house by an assistant director and told to bring a tarp and some heavy duty tape. He went over to the house and the assistant director met him at the door holding a lantern. The crew member saw what he thought was a mannequin’s body lying on the floor. he thought it was a mannequin because he didn’t think it was possible for a human to be in that position. Probably why she was dead. He handed over the tarp and tape and then left. Another crew member said that he was asked the same night if there was some kind of bulldozer available. he said yes, and when he was asked what it was needed for, he was told they just wanted to see if one was available in case there was extensive storm damage. When that crew member showed up at the holding area where the production kept all vehicles and equipment two days later, the lock to the gate was broken but nothing was missing. The bulldozer however was in a completely different spot and was covered in mud. What is bringing all of this together now is that the assistant director who was making all the calls is not receiving money from the actor any longer and has been talking to other people about selling the information he has about the woman and what happened.
Mel Gibson/Apocalypto
September 9, 2015
This A+ list mostly movie actor is out of the country promoting a movie. A hotel employee overheard the actor yelling at one of his flunkies for not checking for bugs in the room. Electronic ones. Apparently the batteries ran out in the one they use to check and our actor was ticked off there were no spares and that he wanted it swept by the time he got back.
Tom Cruise
September 4, 2015
It looks like this singer/B+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has dumped his most recent girlfriend or is cheating on her with this transgender reality star.
Jared Leto
September 2, 2015
This network reality star is faking an injury so she can collect a higher paycheck elsewhere.
Petra Murgatroyd
October 12, 2015
In what is becoming a familiar pattern for this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now an A lister, he has cut another person out of his life. This time it is his father. Well, let me clarify. His father is in his life in name only and when it suits the actor. Our actor is not exactly known for his good works or deeds. In fact, he is probably in the top five pain in the butt actors to work with. He is a jerk and an a-hole, but is really good looking so keeps getting more chances. Our actor talks a good game about charity and how his father inspired him, but the truth is, when his dad needed him the most after an operation, our actor bailed. His dad had some work done on his brain which had a lot of side effects. Instead of getting his father the help he needs, he cut him off and the dad is now living at an old family friend’s home with no income and no way to work with his condition. Meanwhile, our actor keeps using the dad’s name as an example of how good our actor is. It is an awful situation, but our actor doesn’t care. As always, our actor always puts himself first.
Ryan Reynolds (and then his father died right where he left him)
September 2, 2015
Behind the backs of her family, this former reality star who only stands out because she is old enough to get married and move away from the home is in talks to have her own reality show which is why she is being so vocal about certain things going on around her. She is also perfectly willing to do whatever it takes and say whatever it takes to get her own show.
Jessa Duggar (and then she got one but had to share. She is thirsty. She wants her own show)
August 27, 2015
Trouble in paradise for this B+ list mostly television actress from a recently ended network show who is moving to a new show for fall. She has been cheating on her boyfriend with a producer from her new show.
Lea Michele
August 21, 2015
What started out as innocent fun turned into this B list mostly television actress from a hit network show (yes, the same person who is in her constantly) hooking up with the actor boyfriend of this former A list tweener. Our network actress loves publicity. This would definitely bring her some if it goes public.
Sarah Hyland/Wilmer Valderrama
September 18, 2015
If she is in town, and by town, I mean a little town slightly south of Santa Barbara, then you might see her. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. You could argue she was A+ list at one point. Definitely A list. Foreign born with a permanent A list movie actor husband. Our actress has gone through some issues over the past few years, one of which is trying to keep track of her real age. I digress. Anyway, she has some issues she has worked through including her husband constantly cheating on her. One of the things these issues have caused is a lack of friendship. She has very few friends. Oh, sure she can air kiss with the best of them and put on a big Hollywood fake grin, but it is just fake. Empty. So, there she is, on the little main street in this town, strolling from shop to shop. She has enough money where she spends a few bucks at each store, but it is more a payment for letting her be there and talking to her. She can stay in a store for an hour just talking. Wanting to be talked to. She will make the rounds of her four or five favorite stores over the course of a day. It has nothing to do with what they sell, although her favorite does sell consignment clothing. Nope, what it has to do more with is the person in the store. She goes to shops which will talk to her and entertain her. Converse with her, even for a little while. Everyone in the town loves her and loves spending time with her, but for some reason she never does this with any other people. No one in the industry. No one when she is on sets. Maybe she thinks they are as fake as the air kisses they blow. So, if you are in this town, and it is a weekday, because she only does this on weekdays, don’t be surprised to see her in stores, seated on a chair, talking and smiling and laughing and at the end of it, purchasing something to make it look like it was all business, when it is really her trying to find a friend.
Catherine Zeta Jones
August 17, 2015
Cancer has returned to this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. The cancer is aggressive and he will be lucky to live another year.
Michael Douglas
August 16, 2015
What happens out of the country stays in that country is what six or seven guys from this sure to be #1 movie are saying after a crazy weekend which saw them participating in a same sex orgy at a club in Europe while promoting the movie. There has to be video. Somewhere. The A- list star of the movie was not involved.
Captain America
September 14, 2015
At a Fashion Week Party, “Orange” was ticked off that paps were only shooting photos of her from the front and finally told one of them that her outfit was see thru from the rear and acted surprised when they started taking photos only from behind. It is specifically why she wore it. She lusts after the attention.
Jaime King
September 11, 2015
There is someone in Random Photos Part Two today and this blind is about them. Every time I post a photo of her all I ever think of is a time I saw her at a park. That 30 minutes perfectly sums her up. She was with her baby and Jessica Alba was sitting next to her. Jessica was about to leave and the subject of our blind who we can call Orange for our purposes kept hugging Jessica and telling her how much she loved Jessica and she would text her later. It was a non-stop hug and hush fest. Meanwhile, Jessica was busy trying to prepare her husband and kids for the pap walk to the car which was the sole purpose she had come to the park and kept saying uh huh to Orange.
After Jessica left, Orange called her husband and yelled at him to hurry because the paps were not going to stick around long. She did it from the bathroom but everyone heard her. So, the guy gets there. The entire time she was waiting she was in the bathroom. He gets to the park and has a blanket and a book. The couple then take the blanket, book and baby to a grassy part of the park. They lie on the blanket for five minutes pretending to read the book to the kid and to make them seem like the perfect family for the paps. After the five minutes they gather everything up and leave the park.
Oh, I almost forgot. Fast forward a couple of months later. I see her randomly with Jennifer Meyer and they are saying goodbyes and Orange is telling Jennifer how much she loves her and won’t stop hugging and I am thinking to myself, “Is this normal for her or did I just happen to stumble upon her two best friends?” It literally went on for several minutes as Jennifer tried to peel herself away without seeming like a b**ch. Jennifer might make some really over priced jewelry but she is really nice and was even more nice that day.
In the world of fake there is fake and then there is Orange who is a step above all of that. She goes above and beyond to kiss up and to stay in front of any camera she can find.
Jaime King
August 10, 2015
This former tweener actor who is nothing like his former tweener self says that his A- list mostly television actor co-star on their new show definitely holds a grudge. When a one line actress was on the show and showed an interest in our former tweener rather than the A lister, the A lister had her fired.
Josh Peck/John Stamos
August 9, 2015
This A list mogul/reality star/wannabe rapper e-mailed a video this week that he shot sometime last year of him getting orally serviced by a former model/celebrity girlfriend/celebrity wife/awful actress/wannabe reality star. Included in the e-mail was the model’s sometime boyfriend.
Sean Combs/Amber Rose
August 5, 2015
This thankfully now a former reality star from a family of reality stars recently broke up with his girlfriend because she wouldn’t have phone or webcam sex with him. The girlfriend said it was all he talked about and she was always feeling pressured.
Josiah Duggar
September 1, 2015
I woke up yesterday to an e-mail from Bani. “She did it. Did you see it? She will be the first to get mid seven figures for one night for sure. We definitely expected it at some point, but not so soon. This will drive her price so high. My phone has been buzzing non-stop since she did it. This is the biggest response I’ve ever seen.”
Attached to the e-mail was a photo. I had not seen it, but there it was. A photo sent out to the world through social media from a huge worldwide event. She was letting them know.
Let me back up for a second. One thing Bani and I discussed was a way for sellers to let buyers know that they can keep a secret. The last thing you want any of these people doing is blabbing. The buyers never blab except to each other. You would think the sellers would have it worse if they talked about it, but the buyers could be put to death, so they kind of need the secrecy thing even more so.
So, how is this all communicated without actually speaking. Well, a lot of it I documented earlier with the website they use and the modeling shoots in Miami. those are ways, but sometimes it isn’t possible to do that, but the seller wants to let every possible buyer know they will stay very quiet. It is called the pose. Usually you cross your legs and put a finger to your mouth to symbolize, “Shhh,” or “Be quiet.” This is what our barely legal A list reality star did the other day and in the Middle East Bani says they are going crazy. In my mind it is crazy to pay say $5M for sex for one night, but it is not much less than she would get for a porn and now we know she can keep a secret.
Kylie Jenner
August 4, 2015
This openly gay A list designer who has a significant other was trolling in a bath house last week. Apparently he wanted bareback or nothing.
Marc Jacobs
July 30, 2015
It always cracks me up when the biggest drug user in the family by a great distance is the one preaching that no one in the family uses drugs. Yeah, I am talking about this A list reality star in an A list reality family.
Khloe Kardashian
July 28, 2015
This former A-/B+ list franchise movie actor/pay cable actor is on relatively hard times. Nothing seems to be clicking for him, but his significant other is on a roll. He is always hanging out on her set with her because he is terrified she will leave him for someone the same age as her and who is actually getting and keeping good roles.
Peter Facinelli/Jaimie Alexander
August 12, 2015
Honestly, if this was any other actor ever in the history of time, I’m not sure I would believe what several people have told me. With this actor though, you just add it to his total and move on. Apparently our actor has decided to eschew the traditional dating approach after the beatdown he administered to his ex. He now wants someone devoted to him and grateful for his presence. So, he has hooked up with a woman who is the sister/niece/cousin of a Mexican cartel member. Everyone knows she is in his family, but no one is exactly sure of the relationship. No one will ask though. It turns out that our actor met her while researching a role and the cartel family member set the two of them up. The cartel member is apparently a big fan. He thinks they would be a great couple. It is about the time that they were introduced that our actor began using heavier drugs and started to get more violent. He also is apparently using drugs that are smuggled out just for him. A special brand. I guess actors get even better drugs then the rest of the world. Well, that and his connection. It is a crazy relationship and a dangerous one because if he does to his current girlfriend what he did to his last girlfriend, he will end up dead, A- list mostly movie actor or not.
Shia LaBeouf
July 27, 2015
This actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee but you would be hard pressed to remember it. She is still B list but has other side projects that take up a lot of her time. The other night she was waxing poetic about takes samples of her skin everyday and uses that to determine what she will eat and what she will wear.
Gwyneth Paltrow
July 27, 2015
Don’t believe this celebrity offspring turned reality star when she tells you she does not have a boyfriend or any other guy in her life. She has a married guy she has been seeing for awhile and her story is all cover.
Kimberly Stewart
July 21, 2015
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress/reality star is not going to let this golden job disappear. For the past week she has had sex with her boss almost every day. She doesn’t care he is in a relationship. She will do whatever it takes to keep that easy money rolling in.
Rita Ora
September 3, 2015
Over the past few months I have not had much luck in getting hold of an old friend. I understand why I can’t and hope she gets the help she needs. When healthy she is one of kinder celebrities I have encountered and back in the day I witnessed a really cool act of kindness performed by her and her then husband. When this incident happened she was A+ list. She was in a group but it was all her that made it pop. Her group was touring with another group that still lingers but had its heyday about the same time as our foreign born former A+ lister.
I was there because of the other group and everyone decided to go to lunch. Both groups together. It was a mutual admiration society. All told with friends and whatever there were about 25 of us. No one bothered to call a restaurant we all just showed up. Seating 25 people was going to be an issue. All the tables were filled and there was a deadline to get back and no one wanted to get back in the vehicles and find another place to eat. This was in a strip mall and one of the stores was a True Value or Ace Hardware. Our singer walked over and saw they had picnic tables for sale so she bought all they had and then some traffic cones and rope and blocked off part of the parking lot and set up the tables. She then went back to the restaurant and told them her plan and they agreed to deliver the food. It was a Mexican place and they just served a bunch of different fillings with tortillas and brought out chips and salsa. basically it became one big buffet. Our singer felt bad for the patrons inside because their lunches had been disrupted so she bought all of them lunch and gave them all tickets and backstage passes to the show and boozed them up like crazy that night. She went to all the owners and employees of the stores in the strip mall and invited them all to eat for free at the buffet and did the same thing with tickets and passes. She paid the bill for the entire place and for a tip she tripled the amount of the bill. It was just something I will never forget. All of these people who were gathered together almost instantly and all together eating lunch out on picnic tables in the middle of a parking lot.
Dolores O'Riordan/Cranberries
September 5, 2015
Technically this A list rapper with three straight number one albums is foreign born in an Amy Adams kind of way. A fan contacted him and said both of her parents were in jail and she had no one to attend her graduation. Our rapper not only attended the graduation but came bearing gifts and tickets to his show the next night.
J Cole
September 4, 2015
This A- list mostly television actress is on a hit cable show currently. Did I tell you she is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Anyway, our married actress is a big believer in helping out and serving and she has let her guest house be used by battered women escaping from men for decades. Hundreds of women have her to thank. She also gets them clothes and whatever else they need since so many are fleeing with nothing but themselves or their kids. Not Jessica Lange.
Angela Bassett
August 11, 2015
If a child needs glasses and can’t afford them, chances are good that the donation of this A+ list mostly movie actor who must have a bad bone in his body somewhere will cover the cost. The actor, along with his actress wife heard about kids who need glasses when they were getting some for their own child. The couple donated $1M which is apparently enough to cover every needy child in the US for a year.
Chris Pratt/Anna Faris
July 10, 2015
This B list mostly television actress has not done much to make waves since her hit network show ended a couple of years back. Another gig on that reboot of a big network hit is her biggest thing since the show went off the air. Not content to just act, our foreign born actress was recently filming a movie out of the country and rescued almost a hundred dogs during her off time. She is back in the States now and was at Comic-Con where she volunteered to help and also appeared in her own panel and has spent hours taking photos and meeting fans and seems to love every second of it even without any pay or attention from the press.
Yvonne Strahovski
July 20, 2015
This former B- list mostly television actor turned reality host who is the 98 Degrees version of Ryan Seacrest had a falling out with his client. She was providing him with women, but he has not been paying her so now he has been forced to use someone else who chats a lot more to the tabloids and the way our celebrity is spending money on women he better hope he keeps working.
Nick Cannon/Amber Rose
July 11, 2015
This not even old enough to drive B list mostly movie actress who has worked some reality television was clearly involved with a guy who had to be pushing 30. She looks older when she is alone but when you see her with a guy that old it is disturbing.
Willow Shields
July 9, 2015
I’m not sure anyone ever figured them for a couple or would, but they did hook up once. This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still a pain in the butt A lister and this A+ list singer/diva who sometimes does a group thing. After a show several years ago. She was married. He was in between marriages.
Ryan Reynolds/Beyonce
August 6, 2015
Lost in the shuffle of the career of this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is beloved is the time she got pregnant, went into hiding and then had the baby. That she had the baby is known by more than a few people. You can’t just have someone like her give birth and have a 100% lockdown. Fewer people know who is raising the baby, but it is a family member who suddenly had a baby one day. What I have always wondered is who the father of the baby is. Is it the actor who we would all want her to have the baby with under normal circumstances or is it that two week hookup she had. Those are the two big possibilities.
Rachel McAdams
July 9, 2015
This former A list singer who now makes more money hooking up with guys might as well give up her singing career for good. A total of 20 people out of a capacity of 2,000 bought tickets for a show she was supposed to give this weekend. She bailed without showing up.
Ashanti
July 7, 2015
This A list DJ who also moonlights as part of a kind of musical group which is A list in the dance world split with her significant other. She filmed herself burning all of the possessions he had left at her place and then sent him and everyone on her personal e-mail list the video. Hey, at least she put some good music to it for him to listen to while he watched.
Leigh Lezark
July 6, 2015
This foreign born B- list model who seems to make her living by hooking up with men all over the world for money while showing it all on Instagram and Twitter with a name that sounds like a pornstar was in Greece this past week. Oblivious to everything that is going on there, the model went ballistic on some hotel staff because they were not moving at a speed to her liking when she asked for a fresh towel and drink.
Shanina Shaik
August 4, 2015
Since I didn’t find any reveals for Reba and her divorce, I thought I would write a little Reba story that happened to me back in the day. I am giving you Reba’s name and it did take place at one of her concerts but it involved her opening act. It is hard to believe he used to be an opening act, but he was. At one point shortly after this he probably became the biggest male country singer of all-time. I mean he was everywhere and stayed that way for years. When he was opening for Reba he was just starting to break out and had his first huge single.
Back when this happened, I was doing what I usually did at concerts during that time period, I was hanging out by the free booze. Hey, someone has to drink that stuff that people put on their riders. It was sound check and our singer, who was married at the time and according to the interviews he gave, happily, was going through a few of his songs while three or four women hovered near him. After he sang, he grabbed one of them women and took her to a little room off the side of the stage and didn’t even bother shutting the door. Just had sex with her right there. I remember that the only comment he made after was that he was upset his cowboy hat fell off because he didn’t like people to see he was balding.
Fast forward about two hours. Our singer is scheduled to go on stage in about 20 minutes. He had to be on time taking the stage because Reba had a schedule and if you altered it any way, you were going to get a talking to from her and Narvel. And when I say talking to, I mean her yelling and ranting. She was the Queen of country at the time. You didn’t f**k with Reba.
Our singer though was enjoying the attention of the groupies that his crew had found for him. It was a little backstage area and apparently one of them told him they would sleep with him. He refused though because he already had changed into a heavily starched shirt and jeans which were glued on. He did tell her she could perform oral on him though. She agreed and started to head back towards the area where the tour buses were parked. He said, “I don’t have time to go out there. It is right here or never.” I remember her looking around at the ten or so people gathered and she just couldn’t do it. She started crying and said no. He called her a tease and looked at the other groupies gathered near him and asked if any would take his place. None said yes. I was disgusted at the whole thing and walked away. About five minutes before he was set to start his set I saw him behind the stage down at ground level. He was leaning with his back against the stage and the woman who had been crying before was now down on her knees. I guess she just wanted some privacy. No sooner had they finished that he ran around to the side of the stage and up the stairs and started his set.
Garth Brooks
July 5, 2015
Disney executives are ticked off that the underage female star of one of their highest rated shows is in trouble again. She let herself be recorded getting drunk at a party yesterday. This comes almost a year after she was warned about her behavior when she had some photos leak.
Dove Cameron
July 2, 2015
Do you think this Pretty Little Liars actress knows that her boyfriend used to hook up with her co-star. Oh, or that he still calls her wanting to hook up.
Lucy Hale
July 2, 2015
This A list mostly movie actor who has been in a bunch of the biggest movies of all time and has a record that probably will not be broken for some time has lung cancer from years of smoking.
Samuel L Jackson
July 20, 2015
It is not often an A+ list mostly movie actor gets away with murder. It is even more rare that it happened in a time that is not Old Hollywood. It did happen back in the day. The actor in question in this blind is still really close to A+ list. The actor was stealing from his business partner. Our actor was not the money making machine he is now and was using a lot of drugs and couldn’t pay. He also had some other issues. He got in over his head and when the silent business partners came looking for their share of the profits, our actor pointed the finger at the other partner as to why there was no money to pay the silent partners. The guy got killed and our actor quickly got out of sight and stayed out of sight for about a year.
Johnny Depp/Anthony Fox/Viper Room
Usually this former B+ list mostly movie actress turned pretty much failed television actress with a name that keeps her in the B range sticks to her quiet use of drugs and adult diaper fetish. Always at home. She never really makes a dent in the tabloids because she stays quiet and in the shadows. Dating a married man and doing so publicly or as public as it gets for her is going to force her into the light which might bring all of her other secrets out too.
This married B list actor/standup comic/host who certainly is not shy about expressing his opinions says that when he has sex with hookers it is not cheating on his wife because it is just about sex.
In a surefire way to ensure a breakup, this closeted A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee got the initials of her lover tattooed right above her bikini line.
I don't think it is probably a good idea for this B- list celebrity/reality movie star to be dating a B- list celebrity/former reality star who likes to get wasted every chance she gets on pills and things that are much more potent. So far, she has not done it in front of him much, but it is only a matter of time.
November 22, 2015
All the other tabloids are laughing at this top of the hill tabloid because they paid about 4 times as much for wedding photos as anyone else offered. There is just not the market they think there is for the wedding photos.
Joe Manganiello/Sofia Vergara
I thought I would end the year in the big blinds with a kindness. Hopefully the world will pay it forward in 2016 and be a much nicer place for all. This actress was B+ list at one point. Big almost network show. She has been around for what seems like forever but has not even broken 30 yet. After a big life event she has been spending a lot of time at home. Lots. Meanwhile her actor husband has been working a lot. Lots. So, our actress has been spending a lot of time alone. Wanting to do something, but not ready to return to acting quite yet, our actress heard about a program which tries to provide a great Christmas for military families who have a member stationed overseas. After so many years acting and also singing, our actress knows everyone. Yes, even Gwyneth Paltrow. Apparently she talked the Goopster into a very big donation and a whole bunch of overpriced gifts. By the time our actress was finished she had raised enough money and found enough gifts to provide a holiday for over 300 military families. She even managed to fly home every single person she could who had leave but couldn't afford the flight. For three months, this is what she did day and night.
August 13, 2015
This singer was bordering on A list at one point in her career. Then she started dating this at the time involved with someone else married A list mogul. Her career went nowhere and while he goes out almost every night, he makes her stay home because he is too insecure for her to go out without him. When they do go out together he ignores her but does not let her talk to anyone except pre-approved females.
Cassie/Sean Combs
August 4, 2015
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit network show turned A list mostly movie actress has been in hiding for much of the past month because of some horrible plastic surgery. It is not that it was botched, but she looks so different that she is scared what people will think.
Jennifer Aniston (I see the difference, but not enough to go into hiding. She does not show herself much lately though at all)
July 21, 2015
I can’t imagine who would want to watch it, but this former A list reality star who is barely employed now despite his almost A list name recognition made a sex tape and it was not with his still a reality star ex-wife. Nope. It was a recent ex-girlfriend. She has it and is seeing if there is interest. I hope not.
Jon Gosselin
This former flash in the pan A list mostly movie actress who got that way by flashing has seen a slowly steady decline to her career punctuated by well, not by much unless you count straight to on demand/DVD a career. But, hey she has another chance now on television. Anyway, not one to miss a chance to show you is a perfect mom, she saw some cameras and snatched her kid from the nanny. Our actress then paraded him in front of the cameras before passing him back to the nanny and taking a separate ride home.
This married creepy old dude who is probably a permanent A list celebrity despite looking like a famous cartoon character kept making the woman he was with the other night stand up in front of people and turn around so everyone could see that he was with someone young and willing to dress like a THOT. It was pretty embarrassing for people to watch.
July 17, 2015
This A+ list mostly movie actor broke the desk in his office having sex with a woman this week. Guess wearing a ring does not actually mean the marriage is back on.
Ben Affleck
Another don't believe the hype or tabloids is that this permanent A list singer who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee for acting is not dying. Well, not yet anyway. She has about six more comeback/last chance/never again tours in her.
Why do all the tabloids fall for this? For the second time in as many years or maybe it is three years. Anyway, this A list reality star with a side job she would prefer to be her only one is not dating the foreign born A list boy bander who may not have a boy band to go back to in the future. He likes guys. I'm not even sure if she likes guys to be honest. Lets just say her last few hookups were not with guys.
This B list celebrity based solely on the name she received as an offspring and have family have been quietly using their access to red carpet events and voters at those events to try and garner votes for Going Clear as best documentary at the Academy Awards.
Before all of these brave women stepped forward this year to tell their stories about Bill Cosby, I wrote this blind back in February and revealed it in July. It shows how all of this got started way back in the 70's. Long before there was a Cliff Huxtable.
February 20, 2015
It happened three or four decades ago now. There he was the almost A list movie star. He had a television show under his belt. He was a very good friend of this permanent A list celebrity but not the best friend of him. That title belonged to someone else (lets call him DF) and our actor befriended him. They would spend almost every evening together and pick up women. Lots of women. They rarely even dressed because there were so many women to choose from. Sometimes though the woman you wanted didn’t want to be with you. DF though showed our actor how it could be done. You see, DF was a doctor and would write out prescriptions for himself and others. He showed our actor what worked best for what type of person and under what situations. They would practice on women all the time to see if they would pass out or become more willing or if the dose did nothing. In the meantime they would continue to have sex with every woman they saw. One day they decided to put their theories into practice and from that day forward, both of them were hooked on the system. They didn’t have to be nice. They didn’t have to care. They didn’t have to worry if the woman didn’t want them, they just would hand her a pill and back in the day there were tons of pills. They would wait a few minutes and then drag her stumbling to a bedroom where she would pass out or be close to it and they would each take a turn. For years they did this until DF’s own addictions became too much, but he did leave our actor a present. Hundreds and hundreds of their special pills.
Bill Cosby/Hugh Hefner/Dr. Mark Saginor
Under the guise of a vacation and meeting with investors for future projects, this foreign born A list (only in action movies) mostly movie actor has spent the past few days indulging in his favorite past time. Having sex with barely legal male teens. Meanwhile, his barely an actress girlfriend just poses for paps and shops.
Unable to get a second child from where he got his first because that was a huge deal, this A+ list athlete in the rest of the world and A-/B+ here is looking for a new surrogate to have his new child. I wonder when he retires if he will ever open up about everything.
This former A- list mostly movie actor who had his solo chances after the end of his franchise is trying to regain his status. One of the ways is going back to his old standby of pretending he is dating someone of the opposite sex. It never lasts because he is never open with the women. He just takes them out and they think they are dating a straight guy. After a few weeks when he stops calling, they move on.
This permanent A list country singer stood outside an airport terminal last week before the holiday and soon had a crowd of about ten people listening to his stories as they went through about five joints. He then said farewell, passed out all his remaining joints to the assembled people and went to board his flight.
As her income has shown a steady decline and a boyfriend has helped drain her savings, this B-/C+ list mostly movie actress who has gone from big box office to straight to on demand kind of stuff she has turned to crack from coke. The thing is, it is really making her looks go to hell and her already tiny frame is even smaller.
This foreign born former almost A+ list mostly movie actor who is an A-/A depending on the movie is spending a whole lot less time with the boy he thought was his son since he found out the boy is not really his son. He is not sure who the dad is and the celebrity mom/ex-wife is not sharing.
Who knew that this pro hooker turned former C+ list reality star turned part-time reality star when her former bff allows her on the show was making money connecting men and women. Previously our former hooker had to pay a referral fee and now she is collecting one. Her most recent collection came from this former A list reality star turned celebrity turned reality star turned a million other things.
July 14, 2015
Whenever she starts using coke again this former B+ list tweener turned meh actress/no more singing career always hooks up with her on again/off again ex of forever. If you see them together, she is doing coke.
Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber
So far, the bribes have been flowing from this former A list celebrity/registered sex offender/child molester to keep him from being deported. The money and the passing around of women has been enough. Now though, there is a big problem. Our former A lister has a huge temper. Legendary. He also hates women. Pretends to like them, but hates them. Beats them. Punches them. Abuses them. A miserable example of a human being. Apparently last month, while his significant other was at home, our former celebrity, permanently damaged the eye of a woman when he punched her. According to what I have heard and it has been from a couple different people, she was fairly inexperienced and our former celebrity was not pleased with her performance or the areas of her body she was willing to have penetrated. So, he did what he usually does in that situation and punched her and then raped her. While he was raping her, he kept punching her. It has caused a big enough outrage in the tiny town that people want him arrested. So far, he has passed enough cash to not be arrested. Some people want him gone completely which is the last thing he wants. The thing is, even with this hanging over his head he is still bringing in new women all the time.
July 14, 2015
This A list rapper who can’t decide who she is with had sex with a guy while out of the country last week in exchange for a Porsche. First, she doesn’t need another car. Second, who pays to get it home?
Nicki Minaj
July 11, 2015
She has never said she has split with her husband so this former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee turned television actress is a cheater I guess. I mean the husband cheats a bunch, so who could blame her, but she is cheating with her co-star. Not even shy about it this past week while promoting their show together.
Halle Berry (Apparently she is now hooking up with a producer on the new show she is working on, but hey, at least she is single)
July 10, 2015
Apparently there is not much demand for this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned B list schlock queen in the Med this summer. The past two years have seen her drinking more, eating less and sometimes even falling asleep during sex while also raising her rates.
Tara Reid
She is just not a one man woman. The guy who broke up his marriage to have sex with this celebrity chef thinks it is true love and that she is being faithful to him after never being faithful to anyone. Nope. She is sexting another guy while she is away with the guy who thinks he is the only one for her.
This boytoy of an A list reality star was making out with a waiter the other night next to a deck leading to the water.
There are actually two of them in this post. While going through all the blinds to try and find some for Friday, I found these which should have been revealed before.
July 5, 2015
This B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show that has a little bit of a cast shakeup for next season is hooking up with this older B- list mostly television actress who just ended a decade+ long run on a hit network show.
Sarah Paulson/Holland Taylor (way before anyone else)
July 7, 2015
This Housewife is supposedly sober but people who have seen her say she is worse than she has ever been.
Kim Richards (and then shortly after this she had the huge public relapse)
Apparently one of the reasons this B+ list musician with much higher name recognition from a B list band who seems to live in his shadow is having so many issues with his significant other is that he hooked up with his married B list celebrity ex from a celebrity family.
This still technically married still allegedly trying to save her marriage B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition might be dating that former A list network television actor who was fired from his show like the piece of crud he is. The thing is, if she is dating him he is not telling his girlfriend or his wife who he has been promising that he is being faithful to while they see if they can work things out.
While people passed out from the heat waiting for this former A- list tweener actress turned A-/B+ list singer to show up and perform, our singer was having a great time riding rides at a park and having security show everyone what a big shot she thinks she is. Three hours after she was due to perform, our singer finally showed up and delivered one of her meh performances that lasted just a few minutes. She then acted like she had done the fans a favor and skipped everything else she was supposed to do.
I have heard of having sex for tracks or trading drugs for tracks, but this is the first time I have heard of trading attending a Christmas party for tracks. Apparently though, this A list in her mind singer/diva/actress/reality host did such a thing by attending a Christmas party. In return, this former A+ list rapper turned no one knows what he is any longer agreed to contribute a couple of tracks to her next record and agreed to produce several additional tracks.
At this point, this foreign born one hit wonder who took the world by storm for several months needs an intervention. Her addiction to plastic surgery is out of control and now she is telling friends she wants to look like those women who have transformed themselves into Barbie and even remove ribs.
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who ruined at least one marriage, not including his own with his womanizing has always had a tempter. The spittle was flying as he yelled at an airline employee who felt the full wrath of how important our actor still thinks he is and how he thinks he is better than everyone else. It seems the employee held his ground and would not make an exception for the tool of an actor.
This buried so deep in the closet I'm surprised he even sees daylight B- list celebrity/part-time reality star was getting yelled at by his "girlfriend" because he promised her a photo shoot and a meet and greet with a designer. He did neither and she was letting him have it. He probably called it a lovers quarrel.
This former A list tweener actress from back in the day turned B lister just found out from her son that her ex-husband is hooking up with her best friend. Former best friend?
Even to me, this is strange. This A list mogul/part-time reality star/part-time singer/rapper paired off this A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show with a guy he hooked up with a few months earlier. Apparently he thought it would be a good match. The actress has no idea about the hookup.
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has had a bad couple of weeks. She has seen the new generation of actresses from her country and it doesn't include her. Her castmates on her current endeavor don't really like her because she doesn't talk to them. She has never been a friendly sort which is ok in movies and on sets but not in her current situation. It is just awkward. Her husband has been talking about taking a break. Just not a good month for the actress.
November 20, 2015
This female A list rapper was beyond just a diva at a concert this week. She refused to speak directly to anyone which would be ok, except there was a last minute problem with a piece of equipment. The crew were trying to ask her questions but she would not speak to them until her road manager arrived and then she spoke through him.
Nicki Minaj
No one was quite sure why this foreign born, B list mostly movie actress who has been in multiple big movie franchises married her husband. It was a rush job. She was rebounding and wanted to show her ex that she could find someone after she found him in bed with another woman. Our actress hooked up with a guy she knew forever and convinced him it was love. Honestly, even with what I know about her I understand why the guy didn't say no. I am ok with him saying yes. It might have worked out and he is not going to have to cough up anything if they get divorced. There is just one small problem. A tiny one really. No, she is not pregnant. She is far too into herself to ever let that happen. The thing is that she wants to get divorced but her boyfriend doesn't want her to. See, she thinks if she gets divorced then she can start hanging out in public with this foreign born former A list singer turned B lister more known for who he married. He is finally turning the whole PR thing around and doesn't want anything to interfere with that. Plus, he loves having people think he is single. He spends as much time with other people as possible and is enjoying the single life. If he shows up in public with the actress all of that will be gone. Plus, she is not always the most reliable when it comes to making public statements and might let it slip that she was married when they started hooking up and may have even hooked up a few times while he was married. With her still involved in a marriage at least as far as the public sees, it gives him a lot of alone time with others which he loves. He is in no rush for her to announce she is getting divorced because then he would have to put up or shut up.
November 19, 2015
What A/B-list rapper, when booking a flight recently, put his on again-off again girlfriend and members of his posse in coach seating while he luxuriated in first class? No words were exchanged between the couple when they departed the plane.. she was beyond pissed off at him.
Rick Ross/Lira Galore
November 19, 2015
This out of work B list mostly television actor who everyone knows has been saying the right things to try and win his actress wife back, but the saying is not equating with the doing. Seems he found a college aged groupie who is spending a lot of time with the actor.
Brian Austin Green/Megan Fox
November 18, 2015
This A list actor/voice over/director/producer do everything guy showed up at an event with the woman he has been dating but left the event with this reality star turned singer turned actress who supposedly has a serious boyfriend.
Seth MacFarlane/Katharine McPhee
This B list mostly movie actress from multiple franchises that seem to have taken a very long break had a handful of her significant other's hair in her hand after a fight in a restaurant parking lot the other night.
This B list mostly movie actor now that his hit cable show is off the air got a surprise visit from federal agents over the holidays who wanted to speak to our actor's girlfriend. She and her family have always been trouble.
November 18, 2015
This B list mostly movie actress who is only that high because of her name and not because of her stellar movie career still has A+ list name recognition. She was doing promo shoots for a bunch of products to make a few bucks but was just grumpy the entire time. No smiles. Just one product after the other in her hands until she finished.
Katie Holmes
Apparently this foreign born A list reality star/mogul has become really lazy when cheating on his significant other. He doesn't even bother to have sex any longer. It is all about being orally serviced while he e-mails and texts on his phone.
While out Christmas shopping, this acting teacher/jack of all trades who tries to keep a theatre for kids afloat ran into this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee/amazing person. They had met previously on a movie where our acting teacher had a small role and they got to talking. One thing led to another and our actress dropped in to the theatre to run lines and hang out with the kids for an hour and also wrote a check which will keep the place open for another year.
This closeted B list rapper who has an A list girlfriend and A list problems sure is trying to hide the relationship he has with a waiter that the waiter says is sexual.
This exchange will show you why I dislike this former Disney tweener turned wannabe actress who is probably B+.
Actress - Could you please move. (At least she said please) We are trying to take a selfie and you are in the way.
Random family - We can't really go anywhere because we are eating lunch.
Our actress was taking a selfie with two of her friends and behind her was the patio area of a restaurant where a family of four was seated and eating. It was ridiculous. Our actress finally gave up and moved the picture to a different area a few feet away.
This is pretty messed up. This former A- list actress from television and movies who made a bad career move and ended up at B+ got back together for two minutes with her hound dog expression actor ex-boyfriend. Then, at a party she met this holiday A list singer and ended up hooking up with him despite meeting him while he was with his girlfriend. She then dumped the ex again.
This A+ list mostly movie actor is quietly selling off possessions at a record pace. Apparently the IRS had some questions about some deductions and some sketchy foundations and now he has having to pay off a massive tax bill. As in $30-40M tax bill. Guess he will keep on filming franchise installments.
This former A+ list singer turned A- lister/wannabe actress insists that all of her employees now call her Queen. Apparently she thinks she is some kind of Game Of Thrones character now.
This B list rapper was trying to car shop last week but couldn't get financing to own or to lease and when he called his A list reality star girlfriend she turned him down to. So, our rapper said he would have to think about it. Guy is pathetic.
The one time a year this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor does any kind of shopping is last week. It is also the time that he manages to collect as many phone numbers of women as stops he makes. The guy is a million years old and has treated women like crap for five decades but they still want to be with him.
Still newlyweds but this B-/C+ list mostly movie actor is cheating on his A-/B+ list mostly television actress wife who is on a hit network show. A long way from where she started in the entertainment world.
November 18, 2015
This foreign born A list model who seems to spend most of her time dating rich guys was at an event last week which was delayed almost an hour because she was backstage spending an hour deciding which selfie to post to social media. She literally was going through hundreds she had taken.
Miranda Kerr
The set up on this one must have taken months. It is only now that the true story of all of this is coming out. Apparently it is coming out from one of the people who most had their life affected. They wanted to know the real story. This is what they have discovered so far.
TT was in a relationship. Kind of. The world thought it was heterosexual and there were times when she really wanted to be in a relationship with CD. TT is an actress. B+ probably at this point, but back when this all happened she was A/A- list. Mostly movies. CD was at about the same level. CD hooked up with lots and lots of women but he was always there for TT. Always. He would have been in a long term forever relationship with her but TT just could not see herself in a heterosexual relationship forever. The thing is, CD was growing tired of the back and forth/wavering of TT and wanted to either move on with her or move on with someone else. TT made the decision that she wanted to move on from CD romantically but also wanted to make sure the world left her alone about her sexuality. She wanted to the world convinced she was straight. Not everyone bought her relationship with CD because no one really ever saw the pair together romantically. She wanted the world to see her as straight and if some feelings were hurt in the process, then so be it. It was her life. So, she did what she thought was best. She seduced someone who was married that she was working with and when the time was right called in a pap who busted her with the co-worker in a very compromising, leave no doubt the two were together kind of way. CD had no idea TT was going to do such a thing and decided TT was not the person he thought she was. The person he knew would never do such a thing and it caused a rift in their friendship that has not been repaired. For TT's part, she missed CD, but she had her life now. People would just think she was laying low because of the fallout and would not expect her to be out and about dating, but would be keeping a low profile. That is exactly what she did, but with a series of female relationships. As for her co-worker? He lost everything. It took him years just to get a meet and greet, let alone work while TT just kept right on working.
November 18, 2015
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee recently blew off a charity meet and greet. Several people had paid $10K to meet the actress and attend a premiere. They got to be at the premiere, but the actress said she had a headache. It didn’t stop her from partying all night though.
Jennifer Lawrence
November 17, 2015
While this A list singer/part-time reality star is sticking to the timeline that she put forward, her celebrity boyfriend has slipped a few times. Most notably when he was trying to be honest with his ex. Now she is telling everyone the true timeline of events.
Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton
November 17, 2015
This B+ list mostly television actor from the hittest of hit network shows was asked not to attend an event this weekend. He had been invited but his co-star worked behind the scenes to make sure he did not attend or she would be a no show.
Terrence Howard/Taraji P Henson
Things are getting very serious between this foreign born actress turned singer turned reality judge and this singer turned reality judge on the same show as the former actress. For three years they have been on again off again while he deals with his marriage issues but our actress wants a commitment and in the next couple of weeks is make or break time for the couple.
