Blind Items Revealed #8

November 7, 2015

This B+ list mostly movie actress from multiple franchises is trying to blame everything but her bad acting for what will be a bomb of a movie when it is released.

Zoe Saldana/Nina Simone movie

Blind Items Revealed #7

November 7, 2015

This foreign born aging talk show host had a bad reaction to some botox. Surprising considering how much she has had over the years.

Sharon Osbourne

Blind Items Revealed #6

November 7, 2015

This former B+ list tweener actress turned B+ list singer recently blew off a major gig to spend time with a man who paid her much more money than she would have received in resulting sales after the gig she blew off.

Ariana Grande

Blind Items Revealed #5

November 6, 2015

This A list in her mind do everything diva had a party at her house that involved about 20 horses all standing in the street leaving their fecal matter everywhere. Her neighbors had to live with the smell for weeks because she wouldn’t do anything about it.

Jennifer Lopez

Blind Item #4

This A- list mostly television actor on a middling hit cable show that has been around for a couple of seasons now got his girlfriend an engagement ring and a car because she is very good at keeping his secrets. The last person this good at keeping his secrets was his actress wife who dumped him when the cheating got out of hand.

Blind Item #3

This former B- list mostly television actress turned A- lister with her own show has a friend who is also catfishing her as a guy. Our actress is straight and the friend is not but wants to have a relationship with the actress. So, she is pretending to be a guy online.

Blind Item #2

Apparently the one public event together was a last gasp chance to save their marriage. This former child star turned troubled teen turned A lust mostly movie actress turned B+ lister with other side projects and her husband have called it quits.

Blind Item #1

Inside the restaurant it was definitely this A+ list mostly movie actor with his beard. Outside the restaurant, was a different story as our actor used a stunt double from a recent movie for the pap run to the car with the beard. Meanwhile, our actor got to have an extended dinner with that new boyfriend of his.

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 6, 2015

At the advice of her team, including her A+ list husband, this A+ list singer decided not to speak out in favor of equality for LGBT people in her hometown.

Beyonce/Jay-Z

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 6, 2015

It is really going to be tough for this EGOT (on a technicality) winner to try and get back to solvent if she keeps playing concerts with only 25% of the seats sold. Promoters are not going to pay her outrageous fee to have a bunch of empty seats.

Liza Minelli

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 4, 2015

The phone was ringing off the hook yesterday at the plastic surgeon for this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned don’t really work much, but I am going to have permanent A+ list name recognition forever. She was bragging at an event about the work she had done over the past three months and she looks amazing. I hope she gets a referral fee.

Demi Moore

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 3, 2015

This A+ list singer was invited to a very recent birthday celebration. No way would she attend. She hates being filmed and doesn’t like the invitees despite what they would lead you to believe.

Taylor Swift/Kendall Jenner

Blind Items Revealed #8

November 3, 2015

This former B+ list mostly television actress who had a run a long time ago on a vampire show has done very little as of late. She was at a Halloween party and played the don’t you know who I am card when denied entry into a party. She was wearing a costume so the bouncer said no. She then handed over her i.d. and her phone which was loaded on her wiki. The guy still said no. Then she really went off on him, but he still said no.

Michelle Trachtenberg

Blind Items Revealed #7

November 3, 2015

This makes about the millionth time this B list mostly movie actor, making his way into television after an Academy Award win/nomination has been asked to leave a party either for being drunk or handsy or both. Last week it happened again. He is used to it by now.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Blind Items Revealed #6

November 3, 2015

I really didn’t think this B list mostly television actress could get more annoying, but she has found a way. First, can I just say that I want her new show to fail just so maybe, her boss would not have any other shows in which to cast her. Anyway, she was at a party and when talking to people, if they didn’t compliment her or her dress within the first ten seconds, she would say, “Doesn’t this dress look amazing,” or “I spent so much time getting ready, but it worked out great didn’t it?” So, so into herself.

Lea Michele

Blind Items Revealed #5

November 3, 2015

This A- list mostly movie actor who seems to do nothing but get in trouble was out the other day and openly carrying a crack pipe in his hands. No pocket. Just in his hands.

Shia LaBeouf

Blind Item #4

I'm sure publicly, this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress will support her A- list mostly movie actor husband, but at home, there has been a war after she discovered he cheated on her through the tabloids.

Blind Item #3

This A-/B+ list reality star on a show from where he might soon be disappearing is hooking up with the one person his reality star ex told him to stop dating. Our star can't help it though. He likes that teenage love.

Blind Item #2

This foreign born A list rapper/singer doesn't look like he would be vain enough to get plastic surgery done, but it is how he maintains his weight. Not that long ago he caught an infection from one of his procedures and actually had to cancel a really high paying gig.

Blind Item #1

This former A- list reality star back when there were not nearly as many reality shows likes to think she is still a big deal and that the world follows her every step. She was hoping no one would find about her family member and held off telling the public until she could get a team in place to divert any bad PR coming to her.

Blind Items Revealed #4

November 2, 2015

Apparently this tool of a one hit wonder former A- list singer managed to explain why he was getting the phone number of another woman while his barely out of her teens girlfriend was using a bathroom. The guy will never change.

Robin Thicke/April Geary

Blind Items Revealed #3

November 2, 2015

This former B+ list rapper/actress/celebrity/host/actress was passed out drunk backstage at the show of this permanent A list singer. She was all smiles and giggles when they got her awake enough to leave the show.

Queen Latifah/Madonna

Blind Items Revealed #2

November 2, 2015

Another messed up appearance from this Teen Mom. She was supposed to do something for this business she has a piece of, but insisted that she would only do it if she was paid $250 a minute. She says that is how much she values her time.

Farrah Abraham/Webcam model

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 2, 2015

Despite vows of fidelity to each of the women who are carrying/have carried his babies, this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor, who is still A-/A hooked up with his syrup sounding ex the other night.

Hugh Grant/Jemima Khan

Blind Item #14

I didn't think anyone could get worse than Kneepads, but this very successful blogger with multiple sites not named after a coke for butt sex celebrity got invited to a Kardashian Christmas party and has been writing four or five stories a day about how wonderful they all are. It's vomit inducing.

Blind Item #13

This Teen Mom scheduled a vacation to a resort for 2016. Not with her significant other, but her on the side boyfriend she told everyone she was done with. Not Jenelle or Leah.

Blind Item #12

This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A- list only because of that name is keeping a secret from his multiple time co-star. Our former A+ lister has had sex with the daughter of the co-star more than once.

Blind Item #11

This foreign born former B- list mostly television actress from a middling hit almost network reboot that has long since ended is back home for the holidays. But, our actress/wannabe singer has spent the entire time shacking up with a married producer of a television show that is filmed there that she wants to be on.

Blind Items Revealed #5

July 28, 2015

The wedding of this OITNB actress is on hold not for the reasons given but because she is enjoying all the sex with fans that she has been having the past few months. She also managed to hook up with this A+ list mostly movie actress.

Ruby Rose/Angelina Jolie

Today's Blind Items - Fandom Meltdown Coming

One quick note. I will be around blogging tomorrow. Probably the weekend schedule of 8-11 Pacific time. What else am I going to do in the morning after Santa stops by for a cold one?

Apparently there is an almost network show that has quite the fan base. A very vocal fan base with two competing sides. Two sides that really dislike each other. Hate would normally be the word I would use but it is the holiday season. Anyway, lets back up and start at the beginning. When this show first began, the writers thought it was definitely going to go in one direction. The problem was that this B- list mostly television actress who is an offspring was thisclose to getting fired because she was so bad. She didn't take it seriously and there was no chemistry between her and the lead. Instead of protesting what could be considered a demotion, she was pretty crafty and has spent the past several years formulating her plan. She has a group of men who work in various fields, whether it be publicity, production or management that have enjoyed her special talents. Not only has she rivaled the lead of the show for most media coverage, but she is set to be launched with her own show. She will be the star. That is what she has always wanted and now the new show will revolve around her.

As part of her wrangling behind the scenes, she wants some power. Producer power. She won't be a showrunner, but she does want to have veto power over the stars who come on to the show. One of the people who won't be making an appearance is the person who "replaced" her in one of the storylines. The two can't stand each other. It is our B lister who has been pushing since last summer to have her killed off so that the star can have a new love interest. Possibly the new cast member coming to the show.

Blind Items Revealed #4

July 29, 2015

Much like her always losing at gambling family member, this A- list singer has lost several hundred thousand dollars gambling. She always makes good for the both of them, but at some point the funds are going to run out.

Lady GaGa

Blind Items Revealed #3 - Mr. X

July 29, 2015

What A++ list singer and multiple Grammy winner’s PR team is in panic mode after several people who have worked with the singer confirmed on Twitter that she is indeed a self-centered, bitchy control freak? Don’t worry folks, this is just beginning.

Taylor Swift

Blind Items Revealed #2

July 30, 2015

This former full-time Housewife turned part-timer paid a guy $2500 while she was filming to have sex with her just to juice up her storyline because she wants to return to full-time status.

Porsha Williams

Blind Item #10

It is not exactly a normal present, but last year about this time, this former B list celebrity who probably does infomercials got her old, permanent A list celebrity/talk show host husband a woman. Not just any woman, but someone who would come in once a week and have sex with the guy. The wife just can't stand to any longer, but doesn't want to leave the guy. The husband didn't care. He would have paid for someone anyway, but not didn't have to do it on the sly.

Blind Item #9

This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who can't seem to make up his mind about the closet was with his current boyfriend when they got a little rough with a guy they hired for a couple of hours. As in, the guy needed to go the hospital. Our actor did pay for it all.

Blind Items Revealed #1

July 31, 2015

This former A list athlete turned reality star/celebrity trainwreck is desperate to to hide his fling with a transgendered woman but at the same time wants it known how much he supports people who are transgendered.

Jose Canseco

Blind Item #8 - Kindness

This A- list mostly movie actress who everyone loves and everyone loves more when they meet in her person has spent the past few months straightening out her life. It has been a rough couple of years. This week she went to a Ralph's (grocery store) and bought every single gift card they had in their display. It was just a shade under $50K. For the past few days, anyone who recognizes her or talks to her or if she sees someone in need she passes out one of the gift cards.

Blind Item #7

You have to be less than half his age, and preferably still in your teens for this foreign born B+ list funnyman actor to take an interest in you or drink himself into a stupor before he is unable to perform with said teens. So, don't ever believe any hype about him dating someone age appropriate.

Blind Item #6

This person epitomizes the D list celebrity and was the mascot of Dlisted for quite some time. She went up a bunch of sizes in her breasts and has been trying to get begging Vivid to give her a sex tape deal, but with no success. At this point, I'm too scared to go near her to ask how she is even earning a living. Probably selling tea or waist trainers on her Instagram.

Blind Item #5

It apparently didn't shake her up too bad because this porn star who was once of Charlie Sheen's conquests is using his name to advertise her services. I would think that would be a huge turn off to customers but she is busier than she has ever been while still publicly trashing Charlie.

Blind Item #4

This B+ list mostly television actress on a hit network show is plugging a charity big time this holiday season. First, she is getting paid for it which is ridiculous. Second, she has not even given one dime to the charity so she must not believe in it all that much.

Blind Item #3

This foreign born, still very much tween singer who scored a number one debut record is supposedly in a relationship with a member of a band created by a now defunct show. He isn't. He just has not come out yet. The thing is, she has not come out yet either. She is in a relationship with another member of the group but their puppet master won't let them come out.

Blind Item #2

This almost permanent A list musician/producer has been telling people that the main reason his wife left him is because he would not write any more checks to a doctor who he said was more like a television preacher. There was always something new and each thing that was new would cost a ton of money and then quickly be replaced by something much newer and the cycle never ended.

Blind Item #1

This pint-sized reality star had a breakup of sorts with her frequent co-star and long time bff. Apparently the bff knows the husband of our reality star cheated and that our pint-sized star doesn't care. So, the two got into a huge blowout and our reality star traded her in for another reality star.

Mr. X Blind Item

Apparently this A+ list songstress was better in bed and provided more women to her boss than this foreign born B+ list singer/wannabe actress. The B+ lister is blaming the A+lister's relationship with the boss of both of them for causing the B+ lister's career to stay in neutral.

Blind Item #11- Kindness

This A+ list mostly movie actor is certainly in the holiday season. The actor, who likes to pick up people at his spin classes paid for a year membership for everyone in his regular class. He bought the instructor a new car. Why not a bike?

Blind Item #10

This aging, you probably forgot he is an Academy Award winner/nominee B- list mostly anything he can get actor with A list name recognition almost got arrested the other day. He refused to let someone drive away in their car because our actor insisted it belonged to him. The police came and got the actor to leave, but if he had not been who he is, he would have been arrested for the way he was arguing with police.

Blind Item #9

This former actress turned talk show host is cheating on her girlfriend with a worker on the show. I told you that before. Anyway, to keep her secret girlfriend hidden and happy our former actress is trying to land her a reality show. OK, well not trying, but she tells the secret girlfriend she is trying.

Blind Items Revealed #5

October 1, 2015

This is a case where the PR team really needs to be careful. Our favorite foreign born singer/actress had her team talk up her new romance with a former A- list rocker turned live off my money and fame and not get arrested celebrity. Problem is she is also seeing a record executive on many of the same days her PR team says she was with the rocker.

Rita Ora/Travis Barker

Today's Blind Items - Temper Temper

It has barely been a month and this actress is in her second blind item. This is not a good sign. The fact that things are leaking about her this early into her career means there will probably be some headline worthy disasters coming from her. Shame really, because most of the time she seems really nice. Sure, if you compare her to an actress from the same country she hates it and will tell you not to bring it up again. Ever. Smile on her face but the eyes show she means it. The nature of her current movie means she probably won't get above B list for a while. She showed some flashes of temper on set but everyone assumed it was the tension and the role that brought it out and no one really made a big deal of it. Some screaming and yelling and throwing of things, but it was all about her "character."

Fast forward to some of the first press interviews she did for the movie. They did not go well. Never really having done that sort of thing, she took things a little too personally and made some comments to reporters and others that were a little too sarcastic and biting. Right at the edge. Behind the scenes of the past month, she has been a nightmare. Screaming at the first sign of something not up to her standards which seem to change by the minute, to literally throwing away into a trash chute in her hotel a designer dress she didn't like because the designer didn't fly halfway around the world to present it to her in person. She wore an off the rack dress a studio PR person found with about 45 minutes to spare before the car took her to a premiere. The studio PR people have been cycling through all the cast in the movie but no one wants to have their turn with her. Things need to change quickly if she wants to work outside this franchise.

Blind Items Revealed #4

October 5, 2015

This female celebrity chef is now divorced and free to play the field after years of cheating. Her new boyfriend called her a little overweight a few months back. Not so good for the chef who has always had body issues. She is fast becoming someone who is fighting Giuliana for the skinniest celebrity.

Giada

Blind Items Revealed #3

October 5, 2015

This former (thank goodness) B list mostly television actress turned reality star didn’t stop hooking up with her former co-star even when he was in a relationship that led to a baby. They both love to cheat.

Tori Spelling/Brian Austin Green/Vanessa Marcil

Blind Items Revealed #2

October 9, 2015

This A- list mostly movie actress who is known for her big television/movie role got yet another breast enlargement. After years of being one size, she has now jumped multiple sizes over the past year. She told a friend it was just a lift, but got carried away and then wanted a little more.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Blind Item #8

That excellent actress turned singer who I wrote about earlier this week has apparently been corrupted by this former tweener turned part-time singer/full-time drug user. Drugs are not what she needs right now but she has not stopped partying with him since they started.

Blind Item #7

This A- list singer from a group that was just about A+ list at one time and has probably slipped to B over time told his significant other that he had to meet with a producer. Considering the significant other had just gone through a major life event and the producer was actually the woman the singer has been sleeping with the past three months, he perhaps should have stayed at home.

Blind Items Revealed #1

October 12, 2015

I guess because she is selling something, this former A list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show that was based on a movie who has only had misses since then was signing autographs. You won’t ever get a photo with her, but she was, for once signing autographs. That didn’t last long because she got into a verbal argument with a guy who wanted her to sign a cast photo from the show which made her famous. She refused and then he said something and she said something and she told everyone she was finished after signing two. The thing is, I would not put it past her to have used the person as a stooge just to make it look like she was wronged.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Blind Item #6

The husband of this west coast Housewife who has kept his infidelities fairly well hidden after being busted a couple of years ago got busted again. This time though, it was by his wife. She won't leave him though. Not a chance. She just doesn't want to know about the other woman.

Blind Item #5

At a couple of separate events last week, this B- list mostly movie actress who has had a quiet year or so just working but not promoting anything after her crazy marriage is having some issues of her own. The actress, was chain smoking and shaking and doing her best Taryn Manning impression on how to look wasted out of your mind. At both events, people tried to steer clear of her as best they could. Usually she keeps this kind of thing behind closed doors.

Blind Item #4

This married aging permanent A list rock star who really has not had a big hit in decades does the botox thing so many of his peers do to look young, but to make himself look less waxy he gets spray tanned daily. Guess he likes the bronzed look, or hooking up with the woman who sprays him.

Blind Item #3

Not anything wrong with this at all, but decided to make it a blind to make it more interesting. This married foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and married to a permanent A lister was spotted outside an event with this A-/B+ list rocker smoking a couple of joints while the permanent A lister was in his seat at the event.

Blind Item #2

This scary thin A list host has her part-time employers over a barrel, but they will not soon forget. Apparently the host had a list of demands that she sprung on the network at the last minute, including a bunch of payments to friends and family who are going to "consult" for her. The demands were crazy but there is not time to find a replacement so, for now, they caved. They won't next time.

Blind Item #1

The feud between this A list celebrity/host/mogul/ and this barely relevant any longer B- list part-time reality star traces back to the days prior to the B- lister becoming a reality star. Apparently our A lister was hosting a party and the B- lister called it boring and started loudly suggesting that anyone who wanted to have fun should join the B- lister in the bathroom for some coke to liven things up.

Blind Item #12 - Kindness

I will tell you upfront that this person is one of my favorite people in the world so I am a little biased when it comes to this kindness blind. Just because she is one of my favorite people does not mean I have seen every installment of the franchise she was in. I guess she is a B- list actress. She is better than the franchise. If you watched that hit cable show in its last season, she rocked a guest starring role. Anyway. This is about a movie she did with another actress from that cable show. One of the actors in the movie has cancer. The actor did not have enough credits or income to get the good SAG/AFTRA insurance so our actress called in a bunch of favors and got the guy cast in ten projects over the course of about three weeks so he could qualify for the best level of insurance. A small thing, but very nice.

Blind Item #11

This former A list singer in a group that couldn't sing is so desperate to keep her reality job that she had sex with two different men in one night at the direction of her boss who she has also slept with. Things were so much easier for her when she was bearding.

Blind Item #10

You would be wrong if you never thought this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort never offered a rate which includes a family member.

Blind Item #9

Four different pharmacies this week is the count from one pap about this former A list singer turned reality star turned actress turned still has A list name recognition. That prescription pill addiction is out of control.

Blind Items Revealed #5

October 12, 2015

In a hookup no one probably could have seen coming, this singer with a boyfriend she doesn’t have sex with hooked up with this former A list mostly television actor from a hit network show who has moved on to movies. The two were in town at the same time and one thing led to another.

Ciara/Russell Wilson/Patrick Dempsey

Today's Blind Items - Kindness

This former A list model is trying to transform herself into an actress. Has it been successful? Well, it has not been Cindy Crawford awful. Our model definitely has a unique look which keeps her from doing most runway stuff and knows she needs to find another gig so she chose acting. She has always been giving and in the past has found homes for an entire no kill shelter that could not pay its bills any longer. She literally called every person in her phone asking them to take a pet and she managed to find homes for 40 pets. She should have made a kindness blind for that, but I didn't hear about it until I also heard about this item. Apparently the daughter of the owner of that no kill shelter was supposed to study abroad this semester but because of the financial issues of her parents that was put on hold until our model/actress stepped in and paid for the whole trip. Our actress/model also flew the parents over to Europe to spend time with their daughter during the semester.

Blind Items Revealed #4

October 12, 2015

Despite her preference to date men who will pay her for the pleasure, this southeast Housewife wants fame just as badly and to keep herself on the show, so she she hooked up with a family member of another Housewife.

Porsha Williams

Blind Items Revealed #3

October 13, 2015

He might not be able to watch porn where he is staying, but this former reality star from a very popular reality show turned hated celebrity is still cheating on his wife. Apparently the two have been hooking up for almost the past month. The woman he has been hooking up with told people close to her that he wants to marry her. Well, that is what he told her which she passed along. She may be right because his wife has spoken to a lawyer within the past week.

Josh Duggar

Blind Items Revealed #2

October 15, 2015

Been awhile since there was a good family feud. These two sisters are both actresses. Mostly movie. The older sister used to be the big star, but her career is starting to fade into indies while her younger sister is rocketing towards A list. Apparently the two barely speak to each other any longer because of the jealousy of the older sister.

Rooney and Kate Mara

Blind Item #8

This B- list mostly movie actress who is only hanging on to B- list because of the franchise she was in is working steadily, but nothing that will do anything but pay the bills. She still thinks she is a star though and despite her young age spent a ton of money a couple of months ago on some work to her face which she thought would make her look younger. I mean, I guess it does, but she looks like a robot now and looks in pain when she smiles.

Blind Item #7

This foreign born former A- list mostly movie actress from a franchise no longer in existence is making her co-stars angry and they have barely started shooting this blockbuster kind of a remake movie which could extend her career. She doesn't like any of her actor co-stars and refuses to record with any of them so does it alone which makes the actors have to work two or three times as many hours as they would have to if she would show up when they were there.

Blind Items Revealed #1

October 18, 2015

This foreign born married couple which consists of An A- list mostly movie actor and A- list mostly movie actress hooked up with another woman in a backstage dressing room at a concert last week. Everyone was wasted. Hey, usually the guy cheats, so this was way better.

Javier Bardem/Penelope Cruz

Blind Item #6

You kind of forget that this disliked former A list mostly television actress who has been in multiple network and reality shows has kids. Then, you see her daughter starring in a porn and you wonder what that conversation was like at home.

Blind Item #5

For all you fans of that foreign A list boy band, I wouldn't worry about that actress hanging out with the guy you like. She will be on the yacht circuit this summer unless she manages to get pregnant. I don't usually write about people at her level on the list but she is one of the more thirsty actresses of the past couple of years when it comes to wanting fame.

Blind Item #4

Never let it be said that an A list mostly movie actor who spends time at A+ list is not willing to appear on a program he hates, stoned out of his mind. His celebrity kids probably love him for it.

Blind Item #3

This B list mostly television actress who was in a hit pay cable show and is an Academy Award winner/nominee broke down in tears at a restaurant when her tool of an actor husband told her she needed to lose some weight if she wanted him to still be interested in her.

Blind Item #2

This B- list mostly television actor who stars on an almost television show you can only get if you have a certain provider is cheating on his actress/singer wife with a co-star and one of her best friends.

Blind Item #1

This A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been closing his eyes to the fact that he has been hooking up with a 17 year old he was introduced to in a threesome with his former girlfriend.

Blind Item #12

This A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family had a penis pump in his checked suitcase. A TSA officer discovered it when doing random checks of bags on the flight. Very much against the rules, the officer took a photo of the bag tag with the item in it.

Blind Item #11

This actress celebrity offspring who has made a name on her own almost as great as her parental unit discovered Adderall a few months ago when she was trying to lose some weight for a big life event. She has not stopped though and size zero clothes on her are falling off. Someone needs to say something.

Blind Item #10

This basically blackballed former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee supposedly has a girlfriend but the college student he was hitting on while enjoying a drink or six would beg to differ. They did go back to his place together.

Blind Item #9

This A list rapper finally cracked and threw her phone against a wall. Her boyfriend would not stop texting and calling every five minutes to see what she was doing. The guy is really insecure and jealous and she was just tired of it while out of town performing. Not to say that he doesn't have a reason to be a little jealous. She was being awfully chummy with someone.

Blind Items Revealed #5

October 19, 2015

This former part-time reality star who probably has B list name recognition among tabloid readers gave up a friendship to another reality star/celebrity and a chance at a full time reality gig to hook up with this rapper. Apparently she was not to his liking because he is already hooking up with someone else.

Blac Chyna/Amber Rose/Future

Today's Blind Items - Anything For A Paycheck

This foreign born singer was popular back in the day. A list at one point. It was brief, but she was definitely A list. She managed to keep up her career for almost a decade and made a lot of money. The thing is though a lot of that money was funny money. Sure, she sold a lot of records. A whole lot. She also toured. A lot. The problem is there was a three year period where she was making no money but sinking a ton into a new record which crashed and burned by the way. So, she has all these huge expenses but not much money coming in. Plus, the money she had coming in she was forced to split with a bunch of different entities. So, bring in the personal performances. The $50K for an office party or a birthday party. Then one day someone offered $100K for a private performance and that performance had our married singer spending the night. The next thing you know she was rolling in dough. $100K here and there at least a couple of times a month. She would sing a few songs and then spend a few hours or night with the host. Things were great until people started talking about one of her performances and the massive amount of money she received. To keep everyone from asking too many questions, she cut everything off. She got that thing out of the media super quickly and since then has been scared to death to ever do the private performance thing. This has caused her to really lower her standard of living. Hopefully she can get a judging gig somewhere.

Blind Items Revealed #4

October 19, 2015

This actor is B+ list. He has a franchise and was in one of those book to movie tear jerkers. He also can’t seem to hold his booze. Our actor was wasted at an event and stumbling down steps and over people and was basically forced to even crawl at one point.

Ansel Elgort

Blind Items Revealed #3 - Homeland Spoilers

November 21, 2015

It is pretty telling that this foreign born B+ list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show has a movie in which he is starring that is scheduled to shoot at the same time as the next season of the show would film. I guess he is getting killed off.

Rupert Friend

Blind Items Revealed #2

October 20, 2015

Yes, that was this B list mostly movie actress now that her hit cable show has gone off the air passed out in the grass with her dress hiked up to her waist this past weekend. She blamed it on the heat and not eating enough. Everyone else blamed it on the booze.

January Jones

Blind Item #8

This former A-/B+ list solo boy bander is all ticked off at his now ex. The ex had a change of heart and decided not to split up their family. Spouse and kid, but the former boy bander went off on them anyway.

Blind Item #7

This Instagram model turned brand new cable reality star of the C+/B- list variety is tired of trading her body for appearance fees and promotional opportunities so has found a few other women to do that for her. Sometimes she gives them a tiny percentage of what she makes but most of the time she tells them it is part of making your mark on the town and that is how she got to where she is.

Blind Items Revealed #1

October 21, 2015

For once, this married A+ list rapper/mogul can say he is not having sex with this A+ list singer. They have not done the dirty in awhile. The woman that is causing all the drama in his house right now is a woman he met while vacationing with this wife early this summer. Our rapper does have a soft spot for the French models and he is really going all out with this one.

Jay-Z/Rihanna

Blind Item #6

The last time she kept injuring herself so frequently, this foreign born B list celebrity offspring ended up going to rehab. She needs it even worse this time.

Blind Item #5

Look for this Teen Mom to take a trip overseas in the near future. No, not for sex with men, but to a plastic surgeon who is willing to perform a couple of procedures on her daughter. Doctors in the US are all horrified at the idea.

Blind Item #4

This B list actor looked pained as he watched his former A+ list singer turned A- lister/part-time actress girlfriend try and get an entire restaurant to notice her. Whether it was the constant restroom walks or the over the top of hugs and screams when she saw someone she knew, it was all too much. Her boyfriend just sat with his head down most of the time and looked like it would all go away.

Blind Item #3

What better way to make everything look like something it isn't. The "offspring" of this A list mogul/wannabe rapper is being used as cover for multiple people. He is pretending to date an A list reality star while actually sleeping with the reality star's possible future stepfather.

Blind Item #2

She might have better luck selling her pitch if she didn't insist on playing herself. This former A list singer turned reality star who did act (horribly) in some movies before turning into a businessperson wants to be a star in front of the cameras. Apparently a clip of a scene she stars in to help sell it is awful.

Blind Item #1

Apparently this no money having B list rapper is willing to risk everything, including his freedom for a mid-teen replacement of his A list reality star girlfriend.

Blind Items Revealed #8

October 26, 2015

Don’t believe the hype this former tweener singer turned bad actress turned singer is spinning. She does have a drug and booze problem and no one is bothering to followup on any of her spinning.

Selena Gomez

Blind Items Revealed #7

October 27, 2015

This late night talk show host is taking his feud with this great daytime talk show host to a new level by encouraging his guests to never go on her show. He already forbids his contracted employees from going on her show.

Andy Cohen/Wendy Williams

Blind Items Revealed #6

October 27, 2015

This permanent A list singer hates this former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/part-time actress so much that she had a blow up doll made with the singer’s likeness on it. Our permanent A lister encourages her crew and dancers to punch it as often as they like.

Madonna/Lady GaGa

Blind Items Revealed #5

October 28, 2015

This married former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show no longer on the air has had a big year life wise, but is barely working. She is struggling to find work or even get back on the show giving her a tiny paycheck because the producer she was sleeping with has moved on to someone else.

Naya Rivera

Blind Item #4

When this former standup comedian turned television actor turned back into stand up comic hooks up with waitresses in Vegas he treats them like crap. Many a time he has not even let them put on their clothes after sex and sends them out in the hall wearing nothing. He treats all his hookers way better.

Blind Item #3

Showing you how desperate for fame some of the Teen Mom hangers on are, this Teen Mom had sex with the long time boyfriend of her supposed best friend. The best friend ended up breaking up with the guy, but wanted so desperately to remain on the show that she gave the Teen Mom a pass.

Blind Item #2

His rap name sounds like someone you would never bring home to meet the parents. He has had a couple of gold singles and a platinum in there too, but always as a guest. His successes without others have been limited. Oh, except for the arrests. He has done well there with a couple in the past year. Anyway, he is being investigated for child molestation and child porn.

Blind Item #1

She has not matched Iggy Azalea for number of procedures, but this former A+ list singer turned falling by the minute maybe needs rehab again has spent a ton of money the past few months getting extensive work done t her face and chin and nose and doing it all in secret locations. She is paying for the trips and the procedures and also for family members to join in. Not the way I would be spending my dwindling bank account.

Blind Items Revealed #4

October 28, 2015

This foreign born former A list singer in a group in her country is now a permanent reality judge. She also likes to marry. Anyway, she keeps a lock on her reality show paychecks by trash talking any singers who she thinks of as a threat. She always does it privately, but will even take it public through stories leaked to tabloids to make the other singers look bad.

Cheryl Fernandez-Versini

Blind Items Revealed #3

October 28, 2015

This foreign born one hit wonder has not had a hit for almost a decade. He lives off one off shows or guest reality spots, and the largesse of his wife, who is really rich. So, you would think then, that when he was out of town on business he would not be hooking up with random women.

James Blunt

Blind Items Revealed #2

October 28, 2015

This east coast Real Housewife couple have a loan coming due and don’t have the money to pay it off. They were supposed to use the money for one thing but have been using it to look rich. They did the same thing back in the day and got away with it. Not enough money coming in this time.

Joe and Melissa Gorga

Blind Items Revealed #1

October 29, 2015

This A list country singer owns a line of booze. His PR team sent me an e-mail. They wanted me to write a kindness blind about him because the company is doing one of this Honda random acts of kindness things. They even sent me links to videos. That is not what kindness blinds are about. They are about acts where celebrities don’t seek out attention for their actions.

Kenny Chesney