This foreign born B-/C+ list reality star/celebrity who is known more for who he has dated than much else cheated on his girlfriend with a US based reality star who is lucky to be getting any work in reality with the way she has repeatedly messed up and driven producers and other employers insane.
At a recent Q&A, this A- list mostly movie actor came thisclose to coming out of the closet. The moderator really thought our actor was going to do it right on stage, but after inching open the closet, our actor rushed back inside.
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister didn't ruin Thanksgiving for a family, but she is certainly not helping. On Wednesday afternoon she hooked up with this married with children A- list mostly movie actor who is in a hot franchise and started off on television.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress got a high profile foreign ad campaign. She is also getting paid about 5 times what someone of her stature should be making for it. All she had to do was reenact her most famous sex scene from a recent hit blockbuster movie and she got the job.
October 15, 2015
The current girlfriend of this A+ list mostly movie actor would not stop name dropping her boyfriend at an event this week. She was trying to get attached to any project she could by using his name. I think she realizes her time in the limelight is small and she is trying to make the most of it but everyone thought she was too pushy about it.
Kelly Rohrbach/Leonardo DiCaprio
October 15, 2015
This OITNB actress got into a really loud argument with this former A list tweener actress who had her own show and still acts like she has her own show even though she barely works. The former tweener was heard by the OITNB actress making rude comments about how the OITNB actress got her role.
Dashca Polanco/Victoria Justice
October 15,2015
This A- list mostly television actress on a very hit network show who also happens to have an Academy Award nomination/win, went off on this A list reality star yesterday. For 20 minutes she ranted about how the reality star glossed over the whole homewrecking thing she did to our actress and blames the reality star for everything that happened to the boyfriend of the actress after they split.
Taraji P Henson/Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom
October 16, 2015
For two days straight, this B list mostly movie actress from an acting family which is also a celebrity family without the actors in it, didn’t smile or eat or even drink anything during 4 straight hours of interviews. Just a vacant expression and monotone answers to the questions of reporters.
Rooney Mara
The reason this former A list mostly television actor left his hit network show was because his wife made him as a condition to remaining in the marriage. The years long hookup with his co-star was not something that could just be stopped. There had to be a dramatic step taken.
It only took a couple of days apart from each other to see this A list singer/part-time reality star cheating on his singer girlfriend. He told a woman that the relationship was all for show while he was hitting on her this week.
It has been nonstop coke and partying this past week for this former A+list singer turned A- list singer/part-time actress.Hopefully the new year either sees her kicking the drugs or getting rehab. She needs something.
This married A+ list mostly movie actor who you never would want to see act again in a drama has discovered Hollywood's newest version of a rub and tug. Spray tans. Get naked, get "rubbed" and then get a spray tan so no one is the wiser. Our actor is getting tanned at least twice a week.
November 28, 2006
October 22, 2007
June 20, 2014
This item is extremely juicy, but also very long. I was going to make it two separate small, blind items, but decided to combine them and just make one big one. Also, I think someone needs to come up with some definitions for A List – D List celebrities.
To set the stage here, this all takes place in Malibu so look up which celebs live there and that will give you a head start. We have a vixen who is mid to late 30’s who might have been A list for about five minutes.Faded teen starlet who hit it big on tv, but now is strictly movies (when she can get them) who tries to stay in the mix but really lives well beyond her means, especially considering her lack of work and lack of marriages. As far as I know she has not been married.
Along comes her neighbor, a nice 16 year old boy with a typical surfer look (my client), but a dad who made it very big in the music business as a producer and has been married and lived with multiple women many of whom are very well known actresses.
16 year old boy gets arrested for possession of cocaine and dad wonders where kid got it as dad has been clean for a very long time. It turns out it was given to him by Vixen the neighbor lady who has introduced Surfer Boy to the wonders of the white powder and has also introduced him to other intimate activities. Surfer Boy thinks he is in love of course and dad is pissed to say the least. Surfer Boy starts discussing things he has seen at the house which explain how Vixen has managed such a nice place to live on a little amount of film and tv work and no live in or former husbands around. It seems that everyone in this little neighborhood knew to come to Vixen for all their pharmaceutical needs and Surfer Boy has not only seen who was coming in and out each day, but also how often and how much they were buying.
Surfer Boy originally told the police he got the coke from a friend and would not give up the name. It was not until he and dad came to my office that the whole story comes out. This is a no brainer and we call the DA and Vixen is arrested. If you look hard enough you will find the arrest in the newspaper. Surfer Boy makes a deal and is shipped off to New York to be with his mom and away from Vixen. Meanwhile Vixen is so far up the pipeline that she cuts her own deal of which I am not familiar with the details. I do know that within 48 hours of her deal the Mexican police acting with DEA officers made a sweep in the LA area and on the California/Mexico border.
The VERY interesting thing about this is that Vixen kept very good records and also paid taxes on her earnings. The records have some very interesting names and it is those names that helped her stay out of the public eye during this, EXCEPT for the actual arrest. The people Vixen was supplying were not only celebrities who often paid with funds from their employers, but also maids, drivers, bodyguards, etc. and Vixen knew who each was buying for.
Surfer Boy escaped from New York (wasn’t that a movie?) and actually was found the next day at Vixen’s house (next door to dad–well I never said he was smart) Vixen’s corruption sexually of the boy was never made an issue, but dad made it an issue at that time so Vixen found a new toy and Surfer Boy went back to NY with a broken heart where he has subsequently (within the past couple of months) been photographed with a VERY A list female but with no idea of how it came to be. They should have read it here first.
Yasmine Bleeth
November 23, 2012
What C list actor who has not been in anything of consequence but still manages to keep his name in the news almost everyday was spotted this week getting a new cell phone. From a new company. Without his B list celebrity wife. He was denied for service with the new company and asked if he wanted to use someone as a co-signer. He looked like he would die. He also had to pay in cash. He said there was no way he could use any credit cards and his wife pays all the bills.
Eddie Cibrian/LeAnn Rimes
August 13, 2007
This A list film actress from a top ten grossing film this year is gorgeous but dumb as rocks and also dangerous. While in a foreign country promoting one of her most recent films, this actress encountered a man who was trying to be friendly but was having a hard time making himself understood because of the noise in the room and his poor English. Our actress turned to her publicist right as the noise level dropped and said,
“Who the hell is this asshole and how come he can’t speak English?”
The publicist replied, “This is ______, and he is the President of this country.”
The actress then said, “but how come he doesn’t speak English? Doesn’t everyone speak English?”
This actress earned over $15M in 2006 and will earn more than that this year. Great role model huh?
Cameron Diaz
September 18, 2012
This celebrity offspring who has her own show now has yet to tell her boyfriend that she is pregnant because he will make her stop drinking and doing drugs and besides having sex in her mom’s bed, those are her two favorite things to do.
Bobbi Kristina Brown
August 20, 2012
This actress is C+. To a certain group of people she is probably a B, but for most of the world, you would be hard pressed to identify what hit show she is in because even thought it is a hit, chances are you haven’t watched it. Anyway, our actress has been through more than most. She was subject to some time with the same abuser who has managed to get his hands on other tween stars. The difference with this actress is that she knew how to handle herself. She told him no and when he said he could get her more roles she still said no. She could not stop him from groping her because he was bigger and stronger, but that was all he managed to get. Our actress has a lot of experience fending guys off because unlike most young actresses who primarily work with people their own age, our actress has always worked with lots of older actors and has been fending them off since a very early age. There have been times where she spent entire days hiding out in a locked dressing room because the 50 something co-star would come try and find her whenever he got drunk. This is not to say that she has not been persuaded. She will be the first to admit that she lost her virginity to a guy who would go to jail if anyone found out. She was a teen and he was in his late 30’s. She is not much older than a teen now, but has always seemed to have been acting and making her own decisions. When you meet her she has a shell that is so hard and no one ever gets to crack it. Ever. Too much drama, too many fights. Never let them see who you really are she says. She has a boyfriend right now and a guy she sees on the side and they both think they know her and that she is crazy about them. Nope. She is with them because she feels like it is part of her job description. Great acting job, great boyfriend, and then someone on the side who cares for her, but she does not give much back. At least emotionally.
Ashley Benson
May 21, 2012
You know, when you are a big tweener star who relies on wholesomeness and want to keep your reputation intact, you really can’t go around hitting on every teen that walks by you. So, what do you do if you are an A list tweener and want to find some women who are open to more than just kissing, you let your mom handle it for you. Not a manager or an agent, not even a friend. Nope. Mom handled things for her A list tweener(s). Her only rule is that it has to be someone who is not a fan. She would find escorts who would sign confidentiality agreements in advance and then spend time with the tweener(s) and be gone the next morning. She had no problems with this. She felt it was way better than a scandal. It was way more preferable than waking up to some unexpected teen pregnancy or some crazy fan who sold everything they knew to the nearest tabloid. With a new escort coming every night there was no need to take that chance. Mom even made sure that when the tweener(s) had a girlfriend the escorts kept coming. At least one horrific breakup was the result of a girlfriend discovering that.
Justin Bieber
May 20, 2010
Awkward for most people, but not for this actress. Do you remember last year in Cannes when this B list television and sometime movie actress was doing coke and playing sex games with several people? Well, our actress has moved on, even if her career has progressed straight down. She and her new celebrity boyfriend, who is very familiar with our actresses’ kinky sexual proclivities which involve lots and lots of S&M are in Cannes together this year. Anyway, the couple ran into one of the guys our actress shared drugs and sex with last year. Instead of the situation being awkward, the new celebrity boyfriend invited the guy to come along back to their hotel where they all took turns, well, with umm, each other.
Hayden Panettiere (I almost didn't reveal this because someone could read it as if the two guys enjoyed each other and that was not the case)
November 10, 2011
This one is kind of old Hollywood, because of the actor involved, but it happened not that long ago. This A list actor and winner/nominee of an Academy Award was married to a man. It turns out that our actor fell in love with a transsexual, but did not want anyone to know, so they got married. The transsexual managed to get some fake identification and easily passed for a woman and they were married. After a couple of years, the man, legally became a woman. Funny enough though, after the man became a woman our actor was no longer interested and they got divorced.
Peter O'Toole
October 26, 2011
How do you get a B list teenage movie actress to cry? Well, if you are a foreign born B list actress who has been nominated for one of the big awards, you get caught snorting lines of coke off the bathroom sink at an event the other night, look up at the teenage actress who has just walked in unannounced and yell, “Get out of her you f**king b**tch. Don’t you even bother to knock?” The teenage actress turned around and cried on and off the rest of the night.
Marion Cotillard/Abigail Breslin
October 7, 2011
This almost network show is all about drama. It seems though there is even more drama off the set and it involves a bunch of jealousies. The people on this show have been in this space before, many times. It seems though one of the reasons they keep turning up in this space is because of one of the actresses on the show. At this point she is probably the most well known. It was not always the case but she has made sure to toss her competition out of the way. Whether it is whispering to producers about the drug problems of another actress on the show, or making up stories about how a guest actress bad mouthed the writers so that guest actress is rarely seen anymore, our actress has used every trick she can, including sleeping with several of the producers to make sure she stays the star.
AnnaLynne McCord
July 26, 2007
So this former A list teen television and movie star of the 80’s is basically out of money because of a stale career and a serious drug habit. The only thing he has left to sell is his house. So, he calls a real estate agent and she comes over to look at the house and decide what it’s worth. Well the first one is there for all of about five minutes when our actor starts hitting on her and trying to have sex with her and she basically flees. After many apologies, the broker sends over a man this time and he walks through the house. The house is in a great location and should sell for $4 or $5 million IF it was in good shape. The problems with the house are (a) multiple sections of the wall show fire damage from freebasing incidents gone bad (b) one of the second floor bathrooms has no floor because one night our actor got drunk and thought about putting a fire pole from the 2nd floor to the first and basically took a sledgehammer and knocked it all out. There is a door, a toilet and a tub. No counter or floor anywhere else. (c) The kitchen is covered in mold. The floors, the walls, any exposed surface are covered in it as well as rodent droppings and roaches everywhere. (d) the entire house smells like death and rehab. While the agent is walking through the house, our actor is doing one line of coke after another and keeps offering the agent one and is getting more and more offended that the agent will not share or participate. He then starts thinking the agent is actually a policeman and goes to find his gun. (Why he would get his gun if he thought it was a cop is beyond me) While looking for his gun, the agent gets the hell out and no one has been back. Meanwhile, people do sometimes hire this guy for work, but only enough to keep him in drugs. (Not the Corey’s although I wouldn’t want to go to their place either)
Richard Grieco
May 29, 2007
Someone wrote to me and wanted me to share more singer and band blind items. The problem is that they are harder to describe. What can I say? This lead singer of a band…But anyway, This lead singer of a band which has had several number one albums over the last two decades and recently reunited owns some trailer parks around California. Now, lots of people own trailer parks for investments so this is not unusual. What is unusual about this investment is that no one actually lives in any of the ten or so trailer parks he owns. There are plenty of trailers in the parks. Just no people. Well there is one person at each park. A man guarding the place with a gate and a gun. Seems as if our singer has a lot of love for the herb and converted every trailer in every park to grow his beloved herb 24/7. Although he has a medical marijuana card for personal use, this is a bit much. Whats more is that he has way more than even he can smoke so he ends up selling it to road managers of other groups who are hitting the road or passing by one of his trailer parks.
Ronnie James Dio (he had recently reunited with members of Black Sabbath)
October 4, 2007
So other than a Fatal Attraction type situation, what is the worst thing that can happen to a guy when he’s having an affair? I am probably not the right guy to ask since I couldn’t get sex inside 6 marriages so you know that no one is giving it to me outside of marriage.
How about if you are a very big star. Very recognizable. A list. In fact A+ list actor. Huge films, huge star, and very married. How about if you are having an affair. Maybe you go over to her place or you meet somewhere, and people never see you together so it’s good. So what happens when she gets a little antsy and wants to go to dinner with our huge comic actor. He says fine, but not in LA. So maybe they take a little drive out towards Santa Barbara. Things are good. They eat, she’s happy, and they come back. Maybe on the way back they get into an accident. A bad accident. Our actor and date aren’t hurt, but the other driver is very badly shaken up and when he recognizes the actor, here comes the pain. With the pain comes the ambulance and the policeman who starts taking names and witness names and who was in each vehicle. Now what if our actor had told the Mrs. that he was going to play some poker with some friends over in Silverlake, not all the way out here in Santa Barbara. The accident is easy to explain. The location, the ticket our actor received and the police report with passenger name. Big trouble. So far the actor has kept it secret but it has only been four days. Four very long days. Let’s see how much longer this will stay a secret.
Mel Gibson
November 24, 2010
This squeaky clean, late night talk show host is cheating on his wife. If you thought the Letterman thing was explosive, you have not seen anything yet.
Jimmy Fallon
August 20, 2007
This A list television actor has been a star of a hit prime time drama for a few years now. The last thing he needed were reports of his drug use getting out. When he was recently caught up in a drug buying sting, he agreed to do anything to keep his name out of the headlines. So, over the past week, this actor has been calling all his drug contacts and dealers and setting up meets with them. He has been wired for sound and there is a camera installed in his car. Four times this past week he has made a buy of drugs from dealers he has done business with in the past. He makes the buy and when the dealer gets about a block away, the cops have been pulling them over and arresting them. Our actor is going to stay out of jail and the headlines, but when the dealers put this all together, our actor may have wished he had just been arrested and embarrassed rather than possibly killed.
Kiefer Sutherland
May 18, 2010
This married A list television star on a very hit network show always has portrayed himself as the ideal family man. He always mentions his wife in interviews, and when they make one of their infrequent appearances together he always appears to be the loving husband. The reality is that he has slept with about 10 people from his show ranging from crew to extras to cast. Considering the other guys on this network you wouldn’t think he would be king of the cheats, but he is.
Patrick Dempsey
November 28, 2006
October 22, 2007
June 20, 2014
This item is extremely juicy, but also very long. I was going to make it two separate small, blind items, but decided to combine them and just make one big one. Also, I think someone needs to come up with some definitions for A List – D List celebrities.
To set the stage here, this all takes place in Malibu so look up which celebs live there and that will give you a head start. We have a vixen who is mid to late 30's who might have been A list for about five minutes.Faded teen starlet who hit it big on tv, but now is strictly movies (when she can get them) who tries to stay in the mix but really lives well beyond her means, especially considering her lack of work and lack of marriages. As far as I know she has not been married.
Along comes her neighbor, a nice 16 year old boy with a typical surfer look (my client), but a dad who made it very big in the music business as a producer and has been married and lived with multiple women many of whom are very well known actresses.
16 year old boy gets arrested for possession of cocaine and dad wonders where kid got it as dad has been clean for a very long time. It turns out it was given to him by Vixen the neighbor lady who has introduced Surfer Boy to the wonders of the white powder and has also introduced him to other intimate activities. Surfer Boy thinks he is in love of course and dad is pissed to say the least. Surfer Boy starts discussing things he has seen at the house which explain how Vixen has managed such a nice place to live on a little amount of film and tv work and no live in or former husbands around. It seems that everyone in this little neighborhood knew to come to Vixen for all their pharmaceutical needs and Surfer Boy has not only seen who was coming in and out each day, but also how often and how much they were buying.
Surfer Boy originally told the police he got the coke from a friend and would not give up the name. It was not until he and dad came to my office that the whole story comes out. This is a no brainer and we call the DA and Vixen is arrested. If you look hard enough you will find the arrest in the newspaper. Surfer Boy makes a deal and is shipped off to New York to be with his mom and away from Vixen. Meanwhile Vixen is so far up the pipeline that she cuts her own deal of which I am not familiar with the details. I do know that within 48 hours of her deal the Mexican police acting with DEA officers made a sweep in the LA area and on the California/Mexico border.
The VERY interesting thing about this is that Vixen kept very good records and also paid taxes on her earnings. The records have some very interesting names and it is those names that helped her stay out of the public eye during this, EXCEPT for the actual arrest. The people Vixen was supplying were not only celebrities who often paid with funds from their employers, but also maids, drivers, bodyguards, etc. and Vixen knew who each was buying for.
Surfer Boy escaped from New York (wasn't that a movie?) and actually was found the next day at Vixen's house (next door to dad–well I never said he was smart) Vixen's corruption sexually of the boy was never made an issue, but dad made it an issue at that time so Vixen found a new toy and Surfer Boy went back to NY with a broken heart where he has subsequently (within the past couple of months) been photographed with a VERY A list female but with no idea of how it came to be. They should have read it here first.
November 23, 2012
What C list actor who has not been in anything of consequence but still manages to keep his name in the news almost everyday was spotted this week getting a new cell phone. From a new company. Without his B list celebrity wife. He was denied for service with the new company and asked if he wanted to use someone as a co-signer. He looked like he would die. He also had to pay in cash. He said there was no way he could use any credit cards and his wife pays all the bills.
August 13, 2007
This A list film actress from a top ten grossing film this year is gorgeous but dumb as rocks and also dangerous. While in a foreign country promoting one of her most recent films, this actress encountered a man who was trying to be friendly but was having a hard time making himself understood because of the noise in the room and his poor English. Our actress turned to her publicist right as the noise level dropped and said,
“Who the hell is this asshole and how come he can't speak English?”
The publicist replied, “This is ______, and he is the President of this country.”
The actress then said, “but how come he doesn't speak English? Doesn't everyone speak English?”
This actress earned over $15M in 2006 and will earn more than that this year. Great role model huh?
September 18, 2012
This celebrity offspring who has her own show now has yet to tell her boyfriend that she is pregnant because he will make her stop drinking and doing drugs and besides having sex in her mom's bed, those are her two favorite things to do.
August 20, 2012
This actress is C+. To a certain group of people she is probably a B, but for most of the world, you would be hard pressed to identify what hit show she is in because even thought it is a hit, chances are you haven't watched it. Anyway, our actress has been through more than most. She was subject to some time with the same abuser who has managed to get his hands on other tween stars. The difference with this actress is that she knew how to handle herself. She told him no and when he said he could get her more roles she still said no. She could not stop him from groping her because he was bigger and stronger, but that was all he managed to get. Our actress has a lot of experience fending guys off because unlike most young actresses who primarily work with people their own age, our actress has always worked with lots of older actors and has been fending them off since a very early age. There have been times where she spent entire days hiding out in a locked dressing room because the 50 something co-star would come try and find her whenever he got drunk. This is not to say that she has not been persuaded. She will be the first to admit that she lost her virginity to a guy who would go to jail if anyone found out. She was a teen and he was in his late 30's. She is not much older than a teen now, but has always seemed to have been acting and making her own decisions. When you meet her she has a shell that is so hard and no one ever gets to crack it. Ever. Too much drama, too many fights. Never let them see who you really are she says. She has a boyfriend right now and a guy she sees on the side and they both think they know her and that she is crazy about them. Nope. She is with them because she feels like it is part of her job description. Great acting job, great boyfriend, and then someone on the side who cares for her, but she does not give much back. At least emotionally.
May 21, 2012
You know, when you are a big tweener star who relies on wholesomeness and want to keep your reputation intact, you really can't go around hitting on every teen that walks by you. So, what do you do if you are an A list tweener and want to find some women who are open to more than just kissing, you let your mom handle it for you. Not a manager or an agent, not even a friend. Nope. Mom handled things for her A list tweener(s). Her only rule is that it has to be someone who is not a fan. She would find escorts who would sign confidentiality agreements in advance and then spend time with the tweener(s) and be gone the next morning. She had no problems with this. She felt it was way better than a scandal. It was way more preferable than waking up to some unexpected teen pregnancy or some crazy fan who sold everything they knew to the nearest tabloid. With a new escort coming every night there was no need to take that chance. Mom even made sure that when the tweener(s) had a girlfriend the escorts kept coming. At least one horrific breakup was the result of a girlfriend discovering that.
May 20, 2010
Awkward for most people, but not for this actress. Do you remember last year in Cannes when this B list television and sometime movie actress was doing coke and playing sex games with several people? Well, our actress has moved on, even if her career has progressed straight down. She and her new celebrity boyfriend, who is very familiar with our actresses' kinky sexual proclivities which involve lots and lots of S&M are in Cannes together this year. Anyway, the couple ran into one of the guys our actress shared drugs and sex with last year. Instead of the situation being awkward, the new celebrity boyfriend invited the guy to come along back to their hotel where they all took turns, well, with umm, each other.
November 10, 2011
This one is kind of old Hollywood, because of the actor involved, but it happened not that long ago. This A list actor and winner/nominee of an Academy Award was married to a man. It turns out that our actor fell in love with a transsexual, but did not want anyone to know, so they got married. The transsexual managed to get some fake identification and easily passed for a woman and they were married. After a couple of years, the man, legally became a woman. Funny enough though, after the man became a woman our actor was no longer interested and they got divorced.
October 26, 2011
How do you get a B list teenage movie actress to cry? Well, if you are a foreign born B list actress who has been nominated for one of the big awards, you get caught snorting lines of coke off the bathroom sink at an event the other night, look up at the teenage actress who has just walked in unannounced and yell, “Get out of her you f**king b**tch. Don't you even bother to knock?” The teenage actress turned around and cried on and off the rest of the night.
October 7, 2011
This almost network show is all about drama. It seems though there is even more drama off the set and it involves a bunch of jealousies. The people on this show have been in this space before, many times. It seems though one of the reasons they keep turning up in this space is because of one of the actresses on the show. At this point she is probably the most well known. It was not always the case but she has made sure to toss her competition out of the way. Whether it is whispering to producers about the drug problems of another actress on the show, or making up stories about how a guest actress bad mouthed the writers so that guest actress is rarely seen anymore, our actress has used every trick she can, including sleeping with several of the producers to make sure she stays the star.
July 26, 2007
So this former A list teen television and movie star of the 80's is basically out of money because of a stale career and a serious drug habit. The only thing he has left to sell is his house. So, he calls a real estate agent and she comes over to look at the house and decide what it's worth. Well the first one is there for all of about five minutes when our actor starts hitting on her and trying to have sex with her and she basically flees. After many apologies, the broker sends over a man this time and he walks through the house. The house is in a great location and should sell for $4 or $5 million IF it was in good shape. The problems with the house are (a) multiple sections of the wall show fire damage from freebasing incidents gone bad (b) one of the second floor bathrooms has no floor because one night our actor got drunk and thought about putting a fire pole from the 2nd floor to the first and basically took a sledgehammer and knocked it all out. There is a door, a toilet and a tub. No counter or floor anywhere else. (c) The kitchen is covered in mold. The floors, the walls, any exposed surface are covered in it as well as rodent droppings and roaches everywhere. (d) the entire house smells like death and rehab. While the agent is walking through the house, our actor is doing one line of coke after another and keeps offering the agent one and is getting more and more offended that the agent will not share or participate. He then starts thinking the agent is actually a policeman and goes to find his gun. (Why he would get his gun if he thought it was a cop is beyond me) While looking for his gun, the agent gets the hell out and no one has been back. Meanwhile, people do sometimes hire this guy for work, but only enough to keep him in drugs. (Not the Corey's although I wouldn't want to go to their place either)
May 29, 2007
Someone wrote to me and wanted me to share more singer and band blind items. The problem is that they are harder to describe. What can I say? This lead singer of a band...But anyway, This lead singer of a band which has had several number one albums over the last two decades and recently reunited owns some trailer parks around California. Now, lots of people own trailer parks for investments so this is not unusual. What is unusual about this investment is that no one actually lives in any of the ten or so trailer parks he owns. There are plenty of trailers in the parks. Just no people. Well there is one person at each park. A man guarding the place with a gate and a gun. Seems as if our singer has a lot of love for the herb and converted every trailer in every park to grow his beloved herb 24/7. Although he has a medical marijuana card for personal use, this is a bit much. Whats more is that he has way more than even he can smoke so he ends up selling it to road managers of other groups who are hitting the road or passing by one of his trailer parks
October 4, 2007
So other than a Fatal Attraction type situation, what is the worst thing that can happen to a guy when he's having an affair? I am probably not the right guy to ask since I couldn't get sex inside 6 marriages so you know that no one is giving it to me outside of marriage.
How about if you are a very big star. Very recognizable. A list. In fact A+ list actor. Huge films, huge star, and very married. How about if you are having an affair. Maybe you go over to her place or you meet somewhere, and people never see you together so it's good. So what happens when she gets a little antsy and wants to go to dinner with our huge comic actor. He says fine, but not in LA. So maybe they take a little drive out towards Santa Barbara. Things are good. They eat, she's happy, and they come back. Maybe on the way back they get into an accident. A bad accident. Our actor and date aren't hurt, but the other driver is very badly shaken up and when he recognizes the actor, here comes the pain. With the pain comes the ambulance and the policeman who starts taking names and witness names and who was in each vehicle. Now what if our actor had told the Mrs. that he was going to play some poker with some friends over in Silverlake, not all the way out here in Santa Barbara. The accident is easy to explain. The location, the ticket our actor received and the police report with passenger name. Big trouble. So far the actor has kept it secret but it has only been four days. Four very long days. Let's see how much longer this will stay a secret.
November 24, 2010
This squeaky clean, late night talk show host is cheating on his wife. If you thought the Letterman thing was explosive, you have not seen anything yet.
August 20, 2007
This A list television actor has been a star of a hit prime time drama for a few years now. The last thing he needed were reports of his drug use getting out. When he was recently caught up in a drug buying sting, he agreed to do anything to keep his name out of the headlines. So, over the past week, this actor has been calling all his drug contacts and dealers and setting up meets with them. He has been wired for sound and there is a camera installed in his car. Four times this past week he has made a buy of drugs from dealers he has done business with in the past. He makes the buy and when the dealer gets about a block away, the cops have been pulling them over and arresting them. Our actor is going to stay out of jail and the headlines, but when the dealers put this all together, our actor may have wished he had just been arrested and embarrassed rather than possibly killed.
May 18, 2010
This married A list television star on a very hit network show always has portrayed himself as the ideal family man. He always mentions his wife in interviews, and when they make one of their infrequent appearances together he always appears to be the loving husband. The reality is that he has slept with about 10 people from his show ranging from crew to extras to cast. Considering the other guys on this network you wouldn't think he would be king of the cheats, but he is.
It has been well over a year now since this celebrity couple have had sex. They would never say that thought because they might not get another season of their show.
Another tabloid has been suckered into the whole former B+ list mostly movie actress turned bit part getting/sometime directing actress dating the A list mostly movie actor. She loves the stories because it covers for her married boyfriend relationship. The actor doesn't mind because he dates who he wants and they deal with it or don't date him any longer.
This A list momager thinks she is being cool when she drinks. She thinks no one notices that she falls down and runs into things and gets out of control. Her drinking habits have become legendary and cringe worthy to those around her at a party.
October 16, 2015
This foreign born probable one album wonder has spent every penny she earned off her biggest hit. There is nothing left. All gone in a year. She is living off advances from her next record but has almost blown through all of that and signed away rights but just keeps on pretending she has tons of money.
Iggy Azalea
Just a reminder that tomorrow, beginning around 9am and continuing every 15 minutes for several hours will be never revealed Anniversary Month blind items. Then, on Friday, beginning at the same time will be the reveals for all of those blinds. I promise that all of these will be really juicy, and in some cases, blinds that people have been asking to be revealed for years.
I think on the day before Thanksgiving, you absolutely need to have a kindness. The fact that it involves someone who is scorching hot right now and could possibly be the biggest A+ lister on the planet the past month makes it even better. This A+ lister is staying at a hotel in NYC. In the hotel is a group of about 20 students who are taking part in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade tomorrow. They have been rehearsing in the hotel and staying there. Our A+ lister ran into a few of them in the lobby earlier this week. They told her what they were doing and the next thing you know our A+ lister showed up to watch them and even joined in with the marching around the room. She took a ton of photos with anyone who wanted them and even recorded several voice mails in her very distinctive voice. A day after she showed up to hang out with them, she showed up again with tickets to a Broadway show for every person. She also made arrangements for all of them to visit the cast backstage. She wanted to make their trip to NYC complete.
October 16, 2015
They were pretty close to calling it quits. This married foreign born dual threat A- list actor not named Benedict was estranged from his wife. Then, they did some talking and some sexing and now she is pregnant. Things are apparently really good right now.
Jamie Dornan/Amelia Warner (six weeks earlier than anyone else announced)
October 21, 2015
I hope the woman this NFL athlete is now calling his girlfriend knows she was the second woman he slept with the other day. Oh, after trying to hook up with the fiance’ who dumped him for cheating.
Victor Cruz (and now he is back with his fiance. )
October 21, 2015
More 80's
So far, the blinds have all been movies because most people, whatever their age have seen the big 80’s movies. This one is television though. To show you how prevalent the casting couch was in the 80’s, I want to talk about this show. A middling hit. The lead actor would go on to make an even bigger name for himself before becoming a real life cartoon. Anyway, there was generally a female guest star each week. You guessed it. They had to be willing to sleep with our actor to get the job. One of those guests did become his wife, but only after the show ended its run.
The Hoff/Knight Rider
Apparently she has a way with words or something else because the wife of this former A+list mostly movie actor turned A lister turned B+ lister turned A-/B+ list mostly television actor ended up getting the $100K piece of jewelry she wanted when the actor first balked. His wife started crying and walked out of the store. Ten minutes later he was walking out of the store with the purchase.
This B list mostly television actor who had a great run on a pay cable show and looks to have an almost television hit on his hands recently helped out a Boys & Girls Club that needed a remodel. They had a bunch of fundraisers but were well short of their goal. Our actor stepped in and made up the $50K difference which is a lot from this guy. He makes a good living but not a great living.
October 23, 2015
The number one source for a tell all book that is getting a lot of buzz is a family member of one of the subjects. Not the family member that would be first to your lips either.
Solange Knowles/Becoming Beyonce
He says now that the work he had done to his face is just for a movie he is shooting, but it isn't true. This A+ list mostly movie actor is in love with botox, especially after seeing some photos of himself last year. It just makes him look like a pile of wax.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned B+ list television actor turned future A lister who is still funny is dating a former groupie/stalker who left her family and just moved in with the actor after they had been talking for just two days.
The boyfriend of this former A list mostly movie actress turned sometime pay cable television actress has been cheating on her with an employee of an organization he does some work with from time to time.
Despite what she say publicly, this west coast Real Housewife is still seeing her supposed ex.
This permanent A list singer who might be permanent A+ list travels with a huge production. She also has two sets of exercise equipment valued about $100K which she has moved to each city and set up at the venue and in a conference room at each hotel where she stays.
This former A+ list tweener chose drugs over work again. This is not how he has done things in the past which gave him a boost in his bad behavior ways. Now though, the drugs are winning and people are scared to book him for fear he won't show up or will show up wasted and unruly.
With all of her bearding efforts failing and trouble making ends meet, this former A list singer in a group turned reality star is spending a week with a man on vacation for just south of six figures.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress seems like she is in a dozen movies this year. Honestly, it is only slightly less than that. Because she was working so much she did not see her full frontal loving foreign born actor now ex-boyfriend as much as she would have liked but she was not expecting him to continually cheat on her either.
It is pretty telling that this foreign born B+ list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show has a movie in which he is starring that is scheduled to shoot at the same time as the next season of the show would film. I guess he is getting killed off.
This B list mostly television actor who probably won't be long for the network show he is on was certainly collecting a lot of phone numbers from women while his A- list singer girlfriend was otherwise occupied at a party the other night.
The celebrity boyfriend of this A+ list singer is getting tired of being told that he has to share his girlfriend with another woman. Hey, she has been around a lot longer than the current flame.
October 30, 2015
This former A list mostly movie actor turned no wants to hire him turned Academy Award winner/nominee turned no one wants to hire him despite his name recognition tired to get his girlfriend to have sex with him during a premiere the other night. The girlfriend was having none of it and walked out.
Mickey Rourke
Since this has a rough correlation with food and Thanksgiving is definitely a lot of food, I think this is a good fit for this week. Hey, even if it had not been this week I would have written it. I don't think this guy has ever been a blind. I have met the guy twice. Both at restaurants. Once at a Thai place where he ate more than me and another time wolfing down a bunch of Burger King at the airport. I mean these were airport prices so he must have had $50 worth of burgers and fries in front of him. The crazy thing was I saw him looking at salads before he made his way over to the Burger King. Like me, he has had some weight issues from time to time. Not as bad as me, but the man enjoys his food.
It turns out, this B- list do anything he can get comic actor who used to be A- likes his food delivered in ways that are far more interesting then sitting down at a table. Recently our actor was at a charity event. A big event. Lots of money being passed around to get celebrities there. Great resort where they were put up. A guy who works at the hotel who used to be a great source in LA before moving said that he got a call from the actor and said he wanted a stripper. It is not a strange request. Happens all the time. My guy told him there were plenty online and he would feel more comfortable if our actor chose one for himself. Our actor then said he wanted a stripper who specialized in the unusual. That sentence was stretched out over 30 seconds of umms and pauses. It turned out our actor wanted a stripper who was willing to cover herself and our actor in food while she got naked and maybe he did. My guy made some calls and put him in touch with a service. A short time later, our actor put in an order for pudding and pies and cakes and a bunch of other desserts from room service. Not just one or two things, but enough for a party of 30-40 people. We are talking about $1000 worth of desserts. The thing is, the charity was footing the bill for room service so our actor probably didn't care.
The next thing that happened was that a call to housekeeping brought a request for several sheets. Then, a group of four women came into the hotel accompanied by a guy who went up to the room of the actor. The guy came back down to the lobby and waited for a good two hours. When the women came down they were wearing sweat suits but you could see tons of food in their hair.
Our actor must have been an expert at this because the maids cleaning the room didn't find any food anywhere. The sheets had disappeared and the empty food trays were there, but no mess.
October 28, 2015
This B list athlete with A+ list nickname recognition is sweating because his girlfriend is talking to a tabloid about his drinking and what happens when he gets drunk.
Johnny Manziel
October 26, 2015
Most of the time, getting some work done to your face really shows or doesn’t work. In this case, this former A list mostly television actress who was in two big network hits before a big network bomb is totally unrecognizable after some recent work she had done.
Kate Walsh
October 25, 2015
This older Academy Award winning actress who was A+ list back in the day once couldn’t make it back to her trailer and the bathroom. So, there in front of cast and crew went #2 in a trashcan.
Faye Dunaway
This B- list mostly movie actress is on the other side of cheating this time around. She is the other woman in a relationship. He told her he was separated. He wasn't then, but he is now because his wife kicked him out.
She can complain all she wants, but there are plenty of people who have witnessed this foreign born former A- list singer doing drugs. Heck, her significant other owns one of the most high profile celebrity drug spots there is.
October 24, 2015
This Teen Mom could not have been that worried. Despite her anguish she still managed to promote a bunch of products and get drunk.
Jenelle Evans
Apparently this A list mostly movie actress who has her second franchise and is an Academy Award winner/nominee is getting tired of her very possessive and jealous boyfriend and is exploring other options.
This B list celebrity/model/offspring sure can pick them. She went from a coke head to a heroin junkie.
The batch of prescription pills that this Teen Mom is addicted to has her paranoid and delusional and has everyone terrified to even be near her.
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee wore more makeup to a recent premiere than most of the women. He says it was for the inevitable television interviews and he looks pale otherwise. Uh huh.
Speaking of cheating, this B list athlete is cheating on his A- list celebrity/reality star girlfriend. They actually deserve each other.
This B- list reality star on a B+ list reality show on Bravo is being accused by his significant other of cheating on him. She says women. She probably thinks that but he loves guys. Always has.
Another night, another drunken mess for this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is now A- and dropping. Her name is all that is saving her right now. Maybe she is drinking to deal with her marriage. Who knows, but she is a mess.
A new way to combine business with pleasure or at least a nice big check. Several designers have opened random dress boutiques in Dubai. Not for people living or visiting there, but to allow celebrity clients an excuse for visiting. It seems as if this B+ list model who can't stay out of the news or the tabloids is one of the first to try out the scheme. Figures if you know her background.
This foreign born A list boy bander who has A list name recognition on his own was convinced after 20 minutes of pleading to remove the lipstick he had applied prior to a national television appearance.
She has been in this situation before but still does not get it. The last time she was in this position it cost her a very long term relationship because she thought is was love and not just the booty call it was. Now, our foreign born B- list mostly movie actress thinks she is in love, but she is just the booty call of this A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee.
December 19, 2006
What former A list actress has in her prenup the amount of times she is required to have sex each week with her husband?
Catherine Zeta Jones
She is an up and coming R&B singer. She has a great voice and is a great writer. She has worked with some big names since she broke on to the scene just a little over two years ago. She came out of nowhere. Her official biography is extremely limited. Tiny even. Why? It turns out she has a little secret. When she was growing up, she lived as a male, but since making her way out to LA she has started living her life as a woman. It is how she identifies and I think it is great. I think the fact she hooked up with some guys who are taking advantage of that for their own use is really bad. If she crosses them, or goes against them, they will leak her secret. of course, since she has slept with a couple of them, including a homophobic A list male singer she definitely has some cards up her own sleeve too.
February 7, 2007
This former A list television actress of the 80's has found her way into a new television show and also found her way into several of her younger co-star's trailers. This still gorgeous actress has made it clear that she prefers men much younger than herself. In one instance she had been rebuffed by one of her younger male co-stars as she tried to make some heavy handed advances. So, she took matters into her own hands and was waiting for him in his trailer wearing nothing but a smile. Her co-star did not refuse her advances this time and even was bragging about our actress and her lovemaking skills. Well, after the bragging, our actress found another young male co-star to share her affections with also. Now, our actress is the one who is bragging and enjoying having two men who both think she is still A list.
Morgan Fairchild
October 21, 2015
This former franchise B+ list mostly movie actress scored an invite to a big deal event this week because her entire team called in about a gazillion favors. When she was at the event though, our actress seemed pained as to why she was not getting an award and talked smack about all the people who did.
Nikki Reed
October 22, 2015
This foreign born up and coming A- list singer is supposedly in a relationship with this B- list model/celebrity but he was busted having sex with another woman the other day.
The Weeknd/Bella Hadid
This former A list mostly movie actor is foreign born. He used to be able to headline movies on his won, but now he only gets direct to on demand on his own. He relies on a franchise to pay his bills but his girlfriend has gone through most of his fortune with a never ending series of get rich quick schemes that he never says no to and that never work.
This washed up former C list reality star who is only famous because of the A lister he married at one point in his life found out through his ex just how much botox and plastic surgery this current A+ list singer has. Apparently his ex got a really close look very recently. Her comments were supposed to be hush hush but the ex has been telling anyone and everyone just how messed up the face of the A+ lister is.
October 25, 2015
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit network show back in the day is in an acting family. She recently had to be paid to attend a reunion photoshoot because she and the cast can’t stand each other. They did a good job of faking it for the television cameras that filmed the reunion though.
Justine Bateman/Family Ties
Everyone kept telling this former A list "singer" turned reality star how great she looked. She definitely has been taking care of herself. The thing is every person could not stop staring at her face. Whatever she did to it since the latest season of her show stopped airing had everyone doing double takes.
He probably was never going to sing live anyway, but when this former A+ list tweener turned A list singer spent a couple of hours smoking pot before the show, he was all lip sync for his performance. The producers didn't want to take a chance on anything happening.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A lister didn't have much to do when he walked a red carpet recently so he got wasted beforehand. So, his wife had to basically keep him upright and moving towards the general direction of the doors while she tried to do a couple of interviews without her husband crashing to the ground. Not a pretty sight.
What openly gay reality star was bragging to anyone who would listen about his one night stand with this closeted former tweener after last year's AMAs, while the former tweener was in earshot? Awkward.
Easy Easy: What rapper and his reality star girlfriend had cameras from the latter's show following them everywhere before, during and after the show? It explains a whole lot.
This A list reality star from an A list reality family shows one thing to the cameras but there she was last night in a VIP section at an after party making out with random guys while she got hammered.
October 31, 2015
This a-hole of an actor who treated his actress girlfriend like crap treated the crew on his latest movie like crap too. The thing is this guy is no more than B+ list, but he acts like he is A++ list. Apparently he never makes mistakes, but if you happen to do anything wrong he will belittle you and yell at you and swear at you. I hate this guy. Not as much as the crew, but close.
Jesse Eisenberg
October 30, 2015
This foreign born A list model/crap actress had sex with a woman not her girlfriend in the back of an Escalade on the way to the airport.
Cara Delevingne
October 30, 2015
This Teen Mom has convinced her former boyfriend to return for another season of filming and to propose to her this time. It is all for the cameras, but she is going to milk it for all its worth.
Farrah Abraham
October 30, 2015
This A list boy bander from an A+ list group that won’t be a group much longer let himself be recorded getting serviced by a woman in a bar bathroom. It is unclear whether the recording shows all of him or just the woman.
Louis Tomlinson
This model/C+/B- list mostly movie actress is a celebrity offspring of a rocker who has seen better days since he was A+ list back in the day. anyway, our offspring is not some teen, she is much older than that and should be over the whole coke and clubs thing but she was going to town like crazy the other night at a party.
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor is on a new set of medications because he is old and has a lot of issues. One of them has made his legendary temper even worse and he has been randomly going off on people for literally no reason.
All the other tabloids are laughing at this top of the hill tabloid because they paid about 4 times as much for wedding photos as anyone else offered. There is just not the market they think there is for the wedding photos.
This former A+ list rapper turned worst dad ever turned actor turned closeted rapper is trying way too hard to hide his love for men. He is over compensating in his public statements and he is going to face even more guys who he has hooked up with.
October 30, 2015
This former tweener who people forget was a tweener is on a talk show now and thankfully is not named Raven Symone. The other night she had her friends try and find her a guy but the only criteria they used was what kind of car a guy drove. If it didn’t cost over $100K they were not invited to talk to the host.
Adrienne Bailon
October 29, 2015
This B list mostly television actress, who is only that high because she is in the news all the time had been dating a guy for just a few weeks. In the two weeks they went out she would stop by his place randomly throughout the day and night to see if he was cheating on her with someone else. She also kept asking him for a key to his place.
Kelly Rutherford
October 29, 2015
Never a nice person, this A list mostly movie actress, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is losing employees quickly because she insists that when she is spoken to it is as Ms. ___________. She will sit at a conference table and no one is allowed within two seats of her so she can have her own space.
Gwyneth Paltrow
October 28, 2015
This A list athlete split with this foreign born A list singer because he wouldn’t stop cheating on her.
Serena Williams/Drake
