October 5, 2015
These two former tweener actresses turned business partners refuse to answer any questions from any reporter about anything other than their business. They make it clear they will walk out of any other interview. Therefore, they have not received any requests during what should be a very busy time for them.
Olsen twins
October 5, 2015
This B+ list rapper, who is only that high because of his current relationship with an A+ list singer passed out into the person behind him at a fashion show this past week because he was so wasted. The rapper had to be helped out of the show by two security guards.
Travis Scott/Rihanna
October 7, 2015
This A list model has no problems getting guys to go out with her, but has a lot of issues with them being faithful. Of course while she was married, she cheated, so, there is that. Her most recent boyfriend was spotted hooking up with a blonde model about a decade younger than the A lister.
Miranda Kerr
October 8, 2015
This B list mostly television actor on a hit cable show who had a franchise movie come out recently and got into a lot of trouble for an interview is cheating on his girlfriend with the former tweener turned pop star who only likes to be photographed from one side and hates donuts. How do you hate donuts?
Dylan O'Brien/Ariana Grande
These two never fight in public. They have their routine down pat. If they think one is going to want to argue, the other stays away from the event. Well, this past week, this A list couple, who have stayed together, despite him being in the closet and her smiling through it all, got into an argument in public. Whispered, but very heated, with a vein or two showing beneath that pasty botoxed skin of his. Then, they got it together and glued on their fake smiles.
The family of our foreign born heroin using former boy bander managed to get his ex-girlfriend over to the family house where they tried to stage an intervention a couple of weeks ago. That didn't exactly work, but maybe if he gets back together with the ex, he would stop using so much.
This idiot, who used to be an A list mostly movie actress despite her D list acting talent, and who, thankfully does not work much any longer is going out on the road. Yep, she has decided to go on a speaking tour to tell the world she is anti-vaccination. Well, she isn't taken seriously anyway. Her husband? I hope he thought this through.
November 11, 2011
This up and coming just about A list R&B singer either needs to head for rehab or get clean. She is out of control and spending almost $2500 a day on her drug habit.
Nicki Minaj (and she did get to A list and did start using a whole lot less)
December 19, 2011
What do you do if you are the daughter of a billionaire and have a thing for a jackass of a reality star who is not married but close enough? You offer him $50K to spend the night and the only thing he says is that it needs to be cash so the family does not find out.
Ekaterina Rybolovleva/Scott Disick
October 9, 2015
It was supposed to be a chance for her to get her life together, but this Teen Mom is lying about what she did for a month in her life.
Leah Messer
Sex and cocaine in the bathroom for this Pretty Little Liars actress this week at a club. I'm surprised she can function at this point.
This B-/C+ list mostly television actress who is also a reality star and a singer was the host of a party recently. She was being paid but spent most of her time doing lines of coke in a room reserved for her to get ready.
This former A list celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity turned big time mess has had CPS at her home three times over complaints of how she is treating her child.
Want to know how rigged awards shows are in other countries? Our favorite foreign born B+ lister won one after she had sex with the son of the organizer.
October 8, 2015
I wouldn’t want to try it even once, but this former A list bubblegum pop singer turned actress turned no one is sure what exactly she does B list celebrity gets herbal enemas weekly because she thinks it will give her a better chance to have a baby in the future. Yeah, I don’t see the connection either.
Mandy Moore
I love this guy. I just do. Whenever you meet him, he is always ready to talk or take a photo. There is never an attitude with him at all. People always ask me who the nicest actors are in town, and my list generally starts with this actor. He was A list at one point. Television. Emmy winner. Heck, he won an Emmy when he was not even really trying. When he was trying, he managed to get nominated multiple times, but never won. He does movies. He does almost television. He is also very generous. He basically funds the drama department at his former high school and University. He has funded multiple scholarships and managed to convince others to donate not only to his former schools, but also convinced others to donate to their own alma maters. He has never asked for adulation. He never disrespects other people. The guy is all class and on world kindness day, he should be the actor we are discussing.
I am going to do something a little unusual here. It concerns the HIV+ actor blind that has been running rampant through the tabloids this week. If you have read my Twitter timeline, I already revealed who the actor is. If you have not, I will let you figure it out for yourself very quickly. The Daily Mail interviewed a porn star who did not give her name who said she had sex with the actor. Here is the porn star's name. Daveney Calhoun. Google that name and you will find she used to be named Kacey Jordan. I think you can figure out the rest pretty easily. Oh, and one more thing. When you read, "religious actress," I don't want you to think of Christianity. I guess she thinks of it as a religion, but most of us don't.
October 12, 2015
This permanent A list singer is filming a movie which will probably be horrible. She insists on no more than two takes to get back to her trailer and wine.
Mariah Carey
October 11, 2015
This model/one time actress in a movie franchise that requires no acting skill who has a boyfriend who only stars in movies that require no acting skill spent a flight from London to LA being as rude as possible to a crew of flight attendants. Just one thing after another and made it clear she thought them beneath her.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley
This B- list foreign born mostly television actress on a hit network show has already fired the assistant and cook of her new A- list mostly television actor boyfriend. They were both female and young.
This soon to be C list reality star on an A list reality show that everyone wishes would go away was spotted in the back of a West Hollywood bar making out with another man.
October 11, 2015
Even though a movie has started shooting with this B list mostly movie actress who has a stalled franchise, the studio is pressuring producers to dump her because she is considered box office poison. One bomb after another, including a very recent one.
Rooney Mara
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner has been calling in every favor from journalists to make sure in the reviews of her new movie they tout her as someone who should be nominated this year. She feels like in her last chance, the studio screwed things over so she is taking matters in her own hands now.
This Academy Award winning A- list actress confessed to an attendee at a party the other night that she had not eaten solid food in two weeks and was really looking forward to having a bite or two at the party. Yeah, the actress looked like she was skin and bones.
This permanent A lister has not made a movie in forever. When I say forever, I mean more than a decade, but she is still a permanent A lister. I think that is just more for who she is rather than real acting ability. Anyway, she campaigned for her actress daughter to get an award but the organization turned her down. The daughter bailed on attending, but the mom still went and presented an award to someone else.
Even as few as three months ago, this A+ list mostly movie actor would mingle with fans while he was filming. He was always taking selfies with them or signing photos. Now, when filming in public, he never talks to fans. OK, let me take that back. He does, BUT, they are all fans that have been pre-screened that are made to look random.
This D list actress just goes through life thinking her B+ list actor husband from a very hit pay cable show and some other projects is doting and loving and faithful to her. I think he loves her and when they are together, he is very attentive, but it is probably to make up for the fact he will bang anything when she is not looking.
Left to his own devices and without the demanding forced schedule he had as a member of a group, this former A list boy bander is killing himself with heroin. Literally.
This openly gay foreign born A- list singer with the great voice and a recent number one in his country at least, stiffed an escort he called to his hotel room. The escort finally got the money out of the singer when he started screaming at the top of his lungs.
This A+ list mostly movie actress is on a promotional tour for her new movie. This married foreign born A list mostly movie actor is on a promotional tour for his new movie. One drink in a mutually shared hotel bar led to them hooking up in his suite.
This waste of space B list cable reality star from the nightclub version of The Hills is trying to pretend he is not earning money and providing tips for a show about his show. It would get him fired if his employers found out.
This C- list model/celebrity offspring of a former A lister told her celebrity boyfriend that she only "f**ked _________ (former A+ list tweener turned A list singer) for publicity for the both of them and he needs to get over it."
October 3, 2011
Korea: My source for the one above and this one says that for the one below from Korea that there was actually a cell phone video of it but that one of the managers grabbed the phone and smashed it. The memory card came out in the smashing and he grabbed it. This A++ female singer was at a press conference announcing a new CD and tour and other projects she was working on. All kinds of standard stuff. Well, she got off the stage and went backstage and her manager was there and in front of about five people began beating her. Not just slaps, but like a physical beating. It was going to end horribly until someone finally pulled him off her. The reason? She never mentioned him or thanked him during the press conference. Get this. Later SHE apologized to him and begged him to continue as her manager.
Lee Ji Eun
He could have a child with almost any woman on the planet. Lots and lots of women would have volunteered. He had a "girlfriend" for years who gladly would have had his child. He, is an A+ list celebrity throughout much of the world. In the US, he is probably A-. Our A+ lister wanted to have a child. Desperately. The thing is though, he knew who he wanted to be the mother of his child. Finding her, let alone convincing her, took two years and almost a million dollars. Oh, he can afford it. It only took him about six months to track her down. Living under an alias gets you to a certain point, but paying off the family members made it a whole lot easier. He then took steps. Lots of steps. Slow steps. She was halfway around the world and he had limited time. Eventually though he managed to convince her. She was willing because her father would have been a huge fan of the A+ lister. Plus, she needed the money and, for his part, he knew she would keep a secret. Her family does not do a very good job of keeping secrets. Our A+ lister loves the genetic line of his son.
October 21, 2011
This week at a daytime party no less, this way under age tween (B- list movie actress) who has been in this spot before was so drunk that she could not even make it to the bathroom before puking. She left shortly thereafter with her much older boyfriend.
Abigail Breslin
October 10, 2015
What presidential candidate’s more than close friends relationship with her former aide will be inferred in several media outlets in the next coming months? Some tabloids overseas have been more ballsy and hinting that both ladies are in open marriages with their husbands which explains a lot.
Hilary Clinton/Huma Abedin
October 10, 2015
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor, who is all about his action franchise has been trying to cover for his aging appearance by using botox for the first time. There is also the mini-facelift procedure. It all makes him look so different from what we have grown to expect. It is almost more jarring than how quickly he seems to have become old.
Liam Neeson
Her new opening act played matchmaker for this former B+ list tweener turned B+ list singer. He lined her up with a woman who will do her hair and makeup and also do the former tweener. All while keeping everything very discreet.
A late night call for a different hotel room for the husband of this former A list singer turned Ukraine box office sensation. Apparently the fight was so intense between the two there was talk of police being called. Cooler, more sober minds prevailed and a different room was found for the husband.
August 26, 2011
This actress is on television and movies and has an easy name, but you would be hard pressed to place her or to come up with the names of any of her projects. She is in plenty of projects which include many kinds of media. Anyway, she was recently given a party in her honor. I know, like a real one, not some guys in a frat house saying, whoo hoo, lets watch videos of so and so and put her posters up on the wall while we sacrifice beer bottles in her honor. Anyway, when the organizers tried to get people to attend, for the most part everyone said no. Lots of creative excuses, but lots of no's. Organizers were completely baffled. This is an actress who has worked with a lot of people, how come no one says yes? Well, when they dug a little deeper, they discovered that this A- list movie actress spread the word that no one was to have anything to do with the other actress who we can call No Friends. The reason? No Friends has been a regular long-time (going back a couple of years) sex buddy of the A- list actress' significant other who is a pains me to say A- list movie and television actor. In fact, No Friends might be the cause of the recent rift between the couple.
Diora Baird/Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore
This amazing Academy Award winning/nominated B+ list mostly movie actress who also sings says she is going back in for some more non-invasive lipo. Apparently this is how she keeps the weight off after her "dramatic" weight loss.
The girlfriend of this foreign born former A list mostly movie actor, who is probably still A- list and just out of a long term, high-profile marriage is pressuring the actor to have a baby with her. She can wait on marriage but he says asks her about a baby almost every single day.
This A+ list entertainer in her corner of the performance world who is an A- list celebrity thinks her life is full of love from one guy. Well, he is sharing that love with someone else every time our A lister goes out of town.
This gorgeous, lovely, wonderful, permanent A list model has cancer. Apparently it is fairly well advanced and she has had surgery and is undergoing chemo.
This A list athlete/celebrity says that she dumped her A list celebrity boyfriend when he said he had to fly out of town for a meeting and the flight attendant on the jet was texting the athlete about the two women the celebrity had naked in the bed in the back of the plane.
This B+ list mostly television actress from a new hit network show has obviously learned how to be an a-hole from her dropping quickly B- list actor boyfriend. She complains about everything and everyone. She is a horror to work with and as the show continues to climb in the ratings she is getting worse. She went from being called by her first name to the crew being ordered to call her Ms._______. She won't respond if you call her by her first name.
This former A list athlete turned hand waver at events is cheating on his model girlfriend. Apparently the model's friend has been keeping him company while the model is out of town.
This actress has a television show. Yay for her. After decades of doing nothing and I mean nothing but spending other people's money, she now is on television. It won't be for long. She is an awful actress. She used to be A+ once. For a second. Anyway, she could have had a 20 minute conversation on the phone with this charity about their event but made them fly her and an assistant first class across the country to NYC. Oh, and pay for two nights in a hotel suite for the conversation she ended up having on the phone anyway because she was too busy to come meet them.
The significant other of this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who has been on some really good shows and has a brand new one starting this season is cheating on her. Hey, it should be expected since she cheated on her significant other at the time to hook up with her current significant other.
June 9, 2011
This B list television actor on a huge NBC hit, had his mom fire his agent because he was too scared to do it on his own.
John Krasinski
This former A list tween actress was at the top of her game before hitting the meth pipe. She not only lost her job on a very hit tween show but lost any kind of momentum in the acting world. She straightened out her life and started to get some work again. The process was slow. It is hard enough to move from the tween world to the adult world of acting, but with her reputation proceeding her, it was even more difficult. Things were getting better and then about a year ago she ran into this three named actress who is basically Satan with a SAG card. Sucking the life out of anyone with whom she comes into contact, our former tweener actress started hanging out with her and the next thing you know, drugs were back on the table and her revamped career was on the floor. No work coming and the one gig she did have lined up, she got fired from.
April 13, 2011
This NBA star is cheating on his reality star wife with another reality star who used to be on Real World way way back in the day.
Lamar Odom/Khloe Kardashian/Tami Roman
October 10, 2015
This A+ list singer had a party in her honor earlier this week. Wasted on drugs and booze, the singer took it out on fans and other people that were at the event. Yelling and swearing at some and getting others thrown out. The event went from classy to trashy really quickly.
Rihanna
October 9, 2015
This actress, who some say lived a fairy tale life before she died still young was dating the man she would later marry and live with until she died. While dating she found out she was pregnant with the baby of one of her married co-stars but had an abortion without telling the co-star or her future husband.
Grace Kelly/Bing Crosby
While taking turns doing lines of coke at an after party last night, these two offspring of respective A listers were trashing Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid for who their parents were.
A little bit of a crisis for this A+ list mostly movie actor. His celebrity "girlfriend" was busted half naked on a lounge chair making out with another guy. There are photos.
August 22, 2007
This married, used to be a part of something good, singer has been telling his celebrity wife that he's been working on a new album. In reality what he's been working on has a d**k between his legs even though he promised his wife he was done with that sort of thing.
Gavin Rossdale/Gwen Stefani
It is hit or miss how much this A list mostly television actress will be in the episode of the show upcoming. At a taping this week, the actress had been botoxed and filled to such an extent that she looked completely different. The thought is to give her a week off and then there is a week off for Thanksgiving and the swelling will have gone down and she might look more back to normal.
To pay for her drug habit, this offspring of an almost permanent A list celebrity/actor/entertainer is turning tricks.
This B list celebrity/talk show host/wannabe singer quit her most recent gig because she already earned her next level bonus and knew there would be no more. Oh, and this also saves her the embarrassment of some other gigs where literally no one was paying to come see her.
This one is juicy enough that it could go in the big blind spot of the day. This foreign born B+/A- list mostly movie actor has always cheated on his wife. He calls it open, she calls it tears on her pillow. He is now the father of a baby with a woman who has worked with him on multiple films over the past couple of years.
Off to separate cars as usual. This B+ list mostly movie actor who is rarely spotted with his A list actress girlfriend, always meets his boyfriend in public places and then depart separately. So far, the boyfriend is on board with the other relationship because it actually gives them more time together. I'm not sure how much longer the actress is up for it though.
This B+ list rapper who dated a Kardashian long enough to buy her a birthday present hooked up with enemy so to speak. Not, the model who is on the other side of the war, but her transgendered friend. In a public place. Well, a private room in a public place.
This D list mostly movie actress gave up acting to work for/date this A- list comic actor who does movies and television equally, but is currently in a new television show. He is hooking up with his Academy Award winner/nominee co-star and the girlfriend is not happy. As in tabloid not happy.
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor has been seeing someone other than his very long long suffering girlfriend. He has always seen other women, but this one is really starting to push the girlfriend off to the side.
This B+ list mostly television actor is working on two shows at once. and is sleeping with a co-star on each show. But hey, he wants you to know he is looking for someone long term. He just likes a lot of short term in the meantime.
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is in danger of dropping to B+, despite his high name recognition has a long time girlfriend. It doesn't mean that his assistant does not also earn bonuses for certain extra duties she performs for the actor.
October 9, 2015
This A lister died at a very young age. Had a great last name that most people use as a first name now. She died due to an infection from an abortion her frequent A list co-star (multiple Academy Award winner/nominee) and the studio made her get.
Jean Harlow/William Powell
You know, today I was going to have a blind about Rita Ora helping one of her closeted celebrity female friends keep a secret by having sex with the woman's husband to keep him happy, but then decided I would do something that is not the same old same old. You know, this actress has been in the blinds before, but it was more about her relationship troubles than anything else. She seems to have straightened all those out. Foreign born. Another one of those foreign born actresses who plays American so well that you have trouble remembering that English is their second or third language. She is A- list and survived being in a franchise with that A list mostly movie actor who creeps everyone out. Our actress has done some work for the UN. She says she wanted to actually make a difference and not be just some show piece trotted out for photos. Her cause is helping Afghan girls go to school. The way she did it was to restore an old school in her home country and open a boarding school for girls from Afghanistan who are persecuted for getting an education. So far our actress has 20 girls she has brought to the school and hopes to someday have 20 new girls each year. If you run into her and start talking about it, be warned that she will ask you for a donation. It costs her hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.
October 9, 2015
This A+ list mostly movie actress who probably has a thousand books published about her life once slept with this A list mostly movie actress who was an awful mother. The awful mother basically stalked the A+ lister afterwards but could never get another night with her.
Marilyn Monroe/Joan Crawford
October 9, 2015
This A+ list mostly movie actor for most of his career almost didn’t go to the premiere of his biggest movie, which some consider to be the best movie of all time because one of his co-stars was not invited. She did win an Academy Award for her performance though.
Clark Gable/Hattie McDaniel
October 9, 2015
This actor was on an all-time hit show. He was not the lead, but was second fiddle. This was an iconic show with an iconic actress. Our actor was a drunk and only got hired because he was best friends with the lead actor of the show who was married to the actress,. Our actor would generally be drunk while shooting and was hated by the woman who played his wife.
I Love Lucy/William Frawley/Desi Arnaz/Lucille Ball/Vivian Vance
She does know he is gay right? I mean, I don't think this former B+ list tweener turned singer/actress is bearding for the guy. I really believe she thinks the guy is into her. She is acting like it anyway.
Talk about insecure. The barely a celebrity wife of this A list actor who is now mostly movies after a long run through television has been doing pop ins every few hours while her husband films a movie.
October 12, 2007
Our other cheater didn't actually manage to succeed, but I guess it is still considered cheating. He, is a married A list director. His goal was this A list actress. The married director got a little tipsy, well maybe drunk off his ass would be a better word, and started hitting on our A list actress over and over. What started out as innocent flirtation, by the end of the night became our director promising to leave his wife and give up everything if he could only be with the A list actress. Throughout the night he tried to keep putting his arm around the actress and also kept going in for kisses. The actress laughed it off for most of the night, but when the director started pawing her, she got pissed and warned him she would call his wife if he tried anything more.
Sam Mendes
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is an offspring dropped $5K on a tuxedo and shoes for her boyfriend to wear to an event. He blew her off as per the usual. She will still keep taking him back though.
While this A list mostly television actress from a hit network show was picking up an award, her "husband" was 300 miles away seeing a movie with another guy. How much longer are we going with this whole fake marriage thing anyway.
Instead of trying to rehash it or summarize it, I am just going to copy and paste it so you can read it for yourself from the writer. I will say that anyone, including myself, who has had contact with this actor comes away with the same response as this writer.
I was in California on the first day of a much longed for holiday when the phone rang 6.30am with my boss asking if I'd mind doing a "quick job" not far from where I was staying. Since photography jobs are as rare as hens teeth and I wanted to seem helpful I agreed [slightly to the annoyance of my other half who was hoping the first day of holiday might be spent doing something more fun that hanging about waiting for me to do a job and edit it.] Anyway I was sent to the home of a well known tv actor who had recently been honoured in the uk for his charity work. He had a reputation as a nice guy and when I met him that was confirmed. He was very friendly and hospitable and as full of questions about me as I was about him. when I said that I didn't live in California but was on holiday he was full of suggestions about things I might like to do. I'd mentioned that my husband and I enjoyed catching movies and eating out and he was full of recommendations of places he thought we might like. He was particularly enthusiastic about a place in Venice that is hard to get in to. As I was leaving he gave me the phone number of the the manager there and said I was to call saying I was a friend of his and that she would be sure to give me and my other half a reservation. Anyway, when I got back to my hotel and was putting my kit away I found he'd slipped $200 in my camera bag with a note saying he hoped we'd both have a meal out together on him. There was nothing ostentatious about this and I suspect he'd done it because he felt sheepish about enthusing so much about a place that I might not have been able to afford [he'd backtracked a bit while we were chatting]. Anyway we did call the manager and we were given a really nice table on a busy Friday night and we did have a fantastic meal on this actor and it made our holiday. A hint is that he may well have one jumped the shark but to me he'll always be the coolest...
This young billionaire tech guy who has not been married all that long and who everyone knows, was all fan boy about this B list singer who does not seem to do much, but somehow retains her popularity. Anyway, he left his wife in a corner and spent three hours in the face of this singer at a party and then spent an additional three hours in her hotel the next morning.
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor knows that this fashion mogul has the occasional sex romp with his girlfriend. The mogul knows the actor knows. The girlfriend knows that her boyfriend knows. The only issue is that the A- list mostly movie actress of the mogul doesn't know.
This Hunger Games actor had to skip a whole session of media interviews because he was so hammered. The interesting thing is that it is not Woody Harrelson.
Thought she was doing better, but there was this former A- list turned B+ list mostly movie actress doing some lines of coke with the long time celebrity lover of this closeted A- list rapper.
This former A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has tried television with no success. I mean no success. Not even a glimmer. Anyway, she recently had to have her two front teeth replaced again. The originals were knocked out by this foreign born B list actor who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. Yeah, they don't seem like a match. They both keep the relationship they had very quiet. Not only for the broken teeth but because he left his then wife for our actress.
Apparently there is a six or seven minute sex tape involving a royal who is in the top 20 line of succession. If it was longer it would probably be a best seller. Apparently though, it is going to be bought by a tabloid television show for big bucks but is going to hold off showing it until February sweeps.
No A+ list singer to go home to last night, so this former almost A+ list singer hooked up with this Asian guy he met at a club.
October 9, 2015
This permanent A+lister who has an A list offspring could not finish what was to be her last movie. Her drug use was such that she was unable to stay coherent for more than an hour or two a day.
Judy Garland/Liza Minelli
Back in the day, this singer was A list. One named singer. No, not named Ashanti. She was young when they found her. Very young. Below legal age young. She wanted to be a star, so she listened to them (a back in the day female and male A list rapper) and did whatever they wanted. She did the drugs they told her to do. She had sex with anyone they told her to. In return they made her a star. They kept the majority of her money. She was their perfect breadwinner/plaything. She never complained and she never argued. If someone was ever going to show you an example of brainwashing, she was the perfect person to put on display. There came a time though when a few members of this group started having some financial issues. They took out some loans and toured more, but they couldn't get out of the hole. So, they sold their prized possession. One day she was with one group and the next day she was with this mogul/entrepreneur/record executive. She said she was in love with him, but a few dollars in a different direction and she would have been saying she loved this A+ list rapper/mogul who thought he won the bidding for her. The guy who won grew tired of having to hide all of the other women. The A lister didn't care, but the public wouldn't understand so our mogul had to hide and keep things secret. He hated that. Lucky for him, the situation resolved itself. Lots of people say he resolved it himself.
November 27, 2007
This actor is tough to classify. B list would be the best for film, but he may be A list for television. Anyway, it is going to be revealed soon, so you can debate after the fact how this funny actor should be classified. It seems our actor is starting to mature. Not old, just starting to see some wrinkles. One day our actor experimented with some makeup, and liked the way it looked. Now, our actor never starts his day without applying some makeup to try and give him that younger look. His only change is that he used to hug people, but when the first person got makeup on their shirt, he stopped.
Zach Braff
December 13, 2007
This recently engaged funnyman isn't taking so well to the whole commitment thing. Our funnyman is a former television star and now a struggling film actor. Going from the top to the bottom kind of sucked. His affianced is in the business and loves him because she doesn't know that she he is going to see his agent or manager or to a meeting, he is really heading off for some adult fun with playthings he meets when he is out and about. It is amazing how one man with hardly any career left can meet with his people so many times in one week.
Jimmy Fallon (hey, at least he got his career back)
April 28, 2010
Which candidate for UK Prime Minister once literally danced on the grave of Marx after getting drunk?
David Cameron
This A+ list mostly movie actor rarely cheats on his wife. Usually only when filming out of the country and only when it involves no actual work on his part. The thing is though, his wife has started asking lots of questions because of his friend and our actor is now in some serious trouble because his lies have caught up with him.
Apparently this up and coming B- list mostly television actress on a middling cable show got the family gene from her A list family. She loves her booze and drugs. It is not affecting her work but she looks about a decade older than her young age.
December 14, 2009
If you were at The Mall Of America this weekend in Minneapolis you might have seen this very good looking B- list actor from one of those network initial shows. He was walking through the mall when a woman stopped him and asked our actor for his autograph. No problem. The actor obliged and even took a photo. So, where is the Jackass behavior? Well, the actor asked the woman what she was doing in the mall. What, is this like pick up time? Anyway, she pointed down to her 4 year old twins and said they were about to get in line to see Santa. The actor then bent down to the kids and said, “You should know by now there is no Santa.” He then walked away.
George Eads
This A list NFL player took a page right out of this A+ list mostly movie actor's playbook. Take your girlfriend somewhere warm and bring along a photographer to take a lot of photos of her in a swimsuit to distract distract distract.
He has not been able to find another beard. She is tired of having to hustle every week to make ends meet in her big spending life. So, what to do? This A list athlete is trying to work things out with this former singer turned reality star turned red carpet walker.
While this A+ list mostly movie actor was at a high profile event hitting on blonde models, his current supposed blonde model girlfriend was at a different party name dropping him, but also letting it be known she was available.
The B-/C+ list actress of this A+ list mostly movie actor says she cares for the couple's child all by herself. I think all of the nannies they have on their payroll would disagree.
This relation of a former hit A list reality family is living off kickbacks from a charity she is telling fans to contribute to.
This B- list mostly television actor comes from an A+ list acting family. He needs some help, but is refusing to get it and will die if he does not get the help he needs soon.
October 9, 2015
In exchange for an interview when his return to the franchise movie is released, this A+ list worldwide website has been posting story after story about how great this A+ list mostly movie actor is and totally ignoring any of the things that got him in hot water over the past month.
People/Matt Damon
This Disney actress who has a sister almost as famous just got a recent breast job because she thinks it will get her more attention and better parts.
October 8, 2015
I wouldn’t want to try it even once, but this former A list bubblegum pop singer turned actress turned no one is sure what exactly she does B list celebrity gets herbal enemas weekly because she thinks it will give her a better chance to have a baby in the future. Yeah, I don’t see the connection either.
Mandy Moore
October 8, 2015
This B list mostly movie actress who may or may not be getting a divorce but is definitely not pregnant is hooking up with a bodyguard she hired to help her out a few times a week because of the extra paps around.
Jennifer Garner
This former A+ list tweener who still has A+ list name recognition used to party once every couple of weeks. Now, it is an almost daily thing and the drugs are getting harder. He has cut off his family and is getting lazy about work and appearances.
The husband of this former Housewife shelled out mid five figures to have a threesome with this longtime B+ list celebrity and his wife.
Taking a tip from a closeted former Twilight actor, this closeted B+ list mostly movie actor always drags his out his old high school girlfriend whenever he needs a shot of publicity.
March 14, 2008
This once very popular lead singer of a rap/rock group, and now just kind of fading away made an ass of himself as usual at a party when he got incredibly drunk and decided he was going to see how many breasts he could fondle and get away with it. Right after he made his first clumsy attempt, security showed him the door.
Fred Durst
March 18, 2008
This, by definition A list television actor, and B list film star is one of your favorites. He is also married with child/children and aging. Still one of your favorites though. He might not be for long though once the word of his new relationship with this up and coming gorgeous, very young, but legal C list actress poised to be B and higher and doing it in seemingly an instant.
David Duchovny/Madeline Zima
October 8, 2015
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is A+ list more for fame than acting at this point has dropped so much weight that her husband has someone with her that makes sure she eats at least some food every day. Too many fainting spells and emergency calls to the doctor for dehydration have led to this.
Angelina Jolie
October 7, 2015
This former A list mostly movie actress loves the publicity she is getting from this new romance that is not actually happening. Her people keep putting stories out about her and this A- list singer while he personally tries to stop all the talk. He has never messed with someone as talented as her when it comes to getting her name and face out there.
Kate Hudson/Nick Jonas
