October 7, 2015
This actor was A+ list. He is dead and is still A+ list. When he was married to his first wife he didn’t care whether she was home or not when he brought home women to have sex with Our actor hated paying for a hotel since he had a house. His wife never tried to stop him after the first time he beat her. Needless to say, the marriage was very short lived.
Marlon Brando
October 7, 2015
This former A+ list singer turned reality star turned singer turned reality star was supposed to do a photoshoot with some other singers. It went on without her after the magazine editors refused to cave in to her demands. She wanted to be in a certain portion of the frame and facing a certain direction. She wanted to choose which wardrobe to wear, but only after seeing what the other female singers were wearing. She wanted a private room for herself, her nannies, and her assistants. This is not Mariah or J-Lo or Lady GaGa.
Christina Aguilera
March 31, 2008
This B list film actress with a nose for paparazzi disappeared off the radar screen for a few days. Public stories professed one thing while in reality our actress spent a few days with a foreign billionaire. You do the math.
Lindsay Lohan (doing it even back in the day)
April 4, 2008
This television celebrity chef professes lots of love for his wife. The problem he is that he is also professing it to his girlfriend of six months.
Bobby Flay
The child of this foreign born A list model is no longer living with their mother because of the mother's out of control drug use.
This B+ list mostly movie actress from multiple franchises is trying to blame everything but her bad acting for what will be a bomb of a movie when it is released.
This foreign born aging talk show host had a bad reaction to some botox. Surprising considering how much she has had over the years.
This former B+ list tweener actress turned B+ list singer recently blew off a major gig to spend time with a man who paid her much more money than she would have received in resulting sales after the gig she blew off.
October 7, 2015
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress has had a good couple of years. When the superhero movie she is in is released, it is going to really push her up the list. Anyway, she was madly in love with some actor and he cheated on her with one of her friends. The sad thing is she was so crazy about him she probably would take him back even though he is still hooking up with the friend.
Margot Robbie
April 24, 2008
Just because you are a male Dove Award winner doesn't mean you are above doing a little meth huh? Kind of seems hypocritical, but that's just me. Did you get off the hillbilly heroin yet, or are you still doing that as well? And, no it isn't Vince Gill. If he was doing meth he wouldn't be 50 pounds overweight.
Scott Stapp (and this blind was written years before he finally admitted everything)
April 28, 2008
Ahhh. I love a good trailer trashing story. Especially when it is a female. This female film actress who is the offspring of an acting family is filming a movie right now. Seems as if the water was never the right temperature in her trailer. After complaining about 100 times, and always being told it was perfect, our actress decided to take matters into her own hands. Literally. She got a crow bar and smashed the entire trailer beginning with the bathroom. After holding up filming for about 45 minutes so she could finish beating the trailer into submission, she emerged from the trailer, and said, she thought she had finally fixed the problem. A new trailer was delivered that very day and the $50,000 for the trailer charged to the budget.
Kate Hudson
October 6, 2015
Before dinner there were drinks. During dinner there were more drinks and after dinner even more. This Teen Mom was hammered but left that part out of her story she spun this past weekend.
Jenelle Evans
First time in the blinds for this B list mostly television actress who is out of work after her cable show bit the dust after a few years. Recently married, her husband is already cheating on her. He does that. A lot. Its why his relationships never last.
This B list celebrity/wannabe model who is the offspring of a former and current A lister is going to need some more rehab. Goodness was she doing a lot of drugs at a party this week. I guess she found a new dealer or got it for free.
This actress is B+ list. Had a great run on a pay cable show. Has a monster network show lined up but might not be the hit it could have been because of all the behind the scenes drama. She is married to a favorite of everyone. Our actress has bought three preschools and charges no tuition or fees at any of them. She did it to help families who can't afford to send their kids to preschool so end up staying home and not working.
This former B list celebrity hosted a show back in the day. She has a catchy sounding name. She has not done anything since she landed a rich husband who is only rich because of his A list actor family member. She has the good life right now but is putting it all on the line by sleeping with a couple of different guys.
April 29, 2008
For some reason this famous co-star couple continues to pretend they are a couple, when in fact it ended quite some time ago. My guess is because they don't want to make the guy look like he was after only one thing.
Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panetierre (which he was. Also she was having sex with a guy twice her age but thought the Milo thing would be good cover)
It has probably been a long time since you thought about this couple. They were never a couple in the traditional sense of being out in the open and displaying their love. This was always on the down low. For decades. Two men. One man has been through a bunch of marriages and women. Permanent A lister. The other guy was A list at one point. Not so much now. Sure, he still has a name, and makes a good living, but he is not A list any longer. He has never been married. He always says he has come close a few times, but it's not true. He has just become a really good liar. When our permanent A lister was with one of his woman, it left the other guy on his own. He has done a lot of exploring. At one point during his explorations he contracted HIV. The day he told the permanent A lister is the last time they spoke. Nothing will make the permanent A lister speak to him again. Ever. Decades of being together gone in one day.
June 5, 2008
This one is long and involved, but is interesting. Lets get the people out of the way first. Singer/Female/always has been Top 40 along with her celebrity male friend. So apparently our singer decided she wanted a baby and her current guy of the moment was not giving it to her. So, she and her friend hatched a plan and established a base at a hotel room in San Diego. Lots of military guys in San Diego and they thought that would work best. Posted an ad on Craigslist for guys who wanted to help a woman conceive. The suitors were interviewed by the celebrity male for someone who looked as close as possible to her current boyfriend and someone was picked. At this point, before the female singer could follow through she decided that maybe she and her boyfriend were getting serious and so the pair called the whole thing off. What I can't figure out is whether or not she was going to be pregnant by someone unknown or if she was going to try and pass the baby off as belonging to her boyfriend. The suitors had no idea who the singer was, and were not even told she was a celebrity. To them, she was just a woman who wanted to get pregnant. If you are asking yourself how the potential suitor would not have figured out who it is, you would need to know the celebrity male. He would make sure. As far as I know she has kept quiet about the whole thing. It is the celebrity male who can't keep his mouth shut.
Jessica Simpson/Ken Paves
June 13, 2008
I have been meaning to share this one for the past week and I keep forgetting. You know the female singer dating the “porn star?” Yep, they made a sex tape. The last film the “porn star” made put us all to sleep. This one though should probably make for a really funny comedy. I cannot wait to see if this one comes out. I might actually buy it instead of stealing it from the internet.
Whitney Houston/Ray-J
October 6, 2015
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who was on that hit almost network show with two other stars who also had previous network hits back in the day has gone on record saying she hates being considered for roles because of her looks. Great. I agree. On the other hand though she has tried to get the entire world to look at her by exposing herself on a red carpet and now is posing nude because she wants to show the world her “hot body.” Her words.
Rose McGowan
The good news is someone will probably actually watch her on film again. The bad news, for this former almost A list mostly movie actress is that it is porn. Three guys and a bunch of coke. There is another woman in the video too. Unknown if she gets paid more or less than our actress.
The former model/former bff of this failed reality star who rushes into some impulsive decisions says the failed reality star gives her child sizzurp to fall asleep when the failed reality star wants to entertain at her home.
October 6, 2015
This B+ list mostly movie actress is an offspring. She is a great actress but has gone through some body issues. On the set of her current movie someone commented she was gaining a little weight. Apparently they said it as a joke but our actress basically has gone all Vision Quest on them trying to lose weight she does not need to lose.
Bryce Dallas Howard
This A list model and former bff of this A+ list singer was asked multiple times on a recent red carpet about the singer but the model ignored all the questions. Breakups are tough.
This a-hole of a former A list singer turned part-time reality star left his long suffering girlfriend to make her own way back to their hotel when he picked up another woman to spend a few hours with.
This A list in her mind do everything diva had a party at her house that involved about 20 horses all standing in the street leaving their fecal matter everywhere. Her neighbors had to live with the smell for weeks because she wouldn't do anything about it.
At the advice of her team, including her A+ list husband, this A+ list singer decided not to speak out in favor of equality for LGBT people in her hometown.
It is really going to be tough for this EGOT (on a technicality) winner to try and get back to solvent if she keeps playing concerts with only 25% of the seats sold. Promoters are not going to pay her outrageous fee to have a bunch of empty seats.
What better way to get some positive attention for yourself after the horrid way you treated a family member then by inviting a pap along to take photos of your own family. Big step for this A list mostly movie actor and his B- list actress wife. Of course she had to play the let me show you my breasts game in the photos.
You probably will want to come back to this one. The answer is one of the people in Random Photos Part Four. An actress. Peak of B+ list and that is stretching it. Best known for an almost network show no longer on the air. She went through the party last night talking to people about a former co-star who was there. Apparently there is bad blood. Our actress interrupted one conversation and randomly just says, "Oh one time, __________ had this bloody nose on set because of all the coke she was doing that day." She also talked about the guys she hooked up with and nicknames people had for her and it was awful.
CMA Awards
The winner for most coke use at an after party goes to this female singer who is about to be dropped by her record label. Won't be the first time. Hey, at least she has another music side gig going on that will help pay the bills.
This B+ list actor gets to play the same role on television as in the movies. Not a bad gig. He is also enjoying the perks that come with all this fame. Lots and lots of women. Did I mention he is married.
While on vacation, the significant other of this Teen Mom was heard using the N word more than once. It isn't like he has not used it a bunch in his life. She doesn't care though.
August 8, 2008
This female reality star from a cable program and sexy as hell, at least according to her did a Starbucks dance. No, not like Eva, but more of a hissy fit. See, when most people get the wrong drink order, or if it is not hot, or whatever they ask nicely to have it replaced. Well our reality vixen decided that what she would do is just take her ice coffee and dump it on the counter and say, “here's your tip,” and then walk out.
Tila Tequila
Over the past two weeks this no name actor/part-time musician has been trying to get some help. The reason? His girlfriend, who is married wants to leave Scientology. If you thought Leah Remini leaving was big, if this person leaves, it would be even bigger. Way bigger. It is not that she is a bigger name than Leah, because she is not, but she does have a name. A name that would be trusted and get her interviews. Lots of interviews. She has been in Scientology a long time. Her husband has been in it a long time and also has a big name. He would be staying. He will always stay. Her family has been trying to convince her to leave. She has wavered before but has always been convinced to return. This time though, the combination of family and this boyfriend have her on the verge of leaving. Apparently what she knows is way more than even what Leah knows. She has not given as much money or taken as many courses, but she was in a position to learn more and see more. I hope she gets out.
August 22, 2008
One of the most frequent A listers to the blind items has a way to pick up women which is a bit unusual. Yes, beside the fact he is married this is unusual. What he loves doing is going to wash a load of clothes over on the east side of LA and finding women to take to hotels after. Free or pay, it really doesn't matter.
Ashton Kutcher
October 6, 2015
In the past, this B list comedienne/part-time actress/reality star had no trouble finding television gigs. She got to pick and choose. Now though, no one wants to hire her for anything because the people she came into contact with on her last job have spread the word like wildfire how awful she is to work with.
Kathy Griffin
September 12, 2008
It's one thing to play the “do you know who I am game” if you are actually someone. What really sucks is when the person playing it has to resort to, “do you know who my father is? The person in question is actually an actress, although C-. The last name doesn't hurt, or else she would be D. Apparently she wasn't satisfied with just one $1000 bag worth of swag and decided she was going to take 10 and give them away as Christmas presents. She was rebuffed, threw the dad thing out there, and the worker after discovering the identity of the dad, said, “I wouldn't give him ten bags either.”
Katie Cassidy
After her network show was canceled last spring, this B- list mostly television actress who can never seem to get that super big break checked herself into a treatment facility this past summer for a month to deal with some mental issues she has dealt with on a fairly regular basis the past decade.
This B+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has a side gig which is just as good as his acting gig is cheating on his girlfriend with this A- list mostly television actress who is in that hit network show. The one that gets monster ratings.
October 2, 2015
This former B+ list tweener turned bad actress and possible singer made about 20 trips to the bathroom on a recent flight. She would have a shot of booze and then go right back to the bathroom. She was feeling no pain by the time the flight landed.
Selena Gomez
This former A+ list comic actor who will probably have permanent A list name recognition forever is hooking up with a family member of his ex-girlfriend. Not appropriate.
Why yes, that was this closeted former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee making out and groping this pre-op transgender woman the other night at a club out of town.
This foreign born former A list singer who has trouble getting anything to stick now says she is happy regardless because she is away from this A list mogul who was more interested in sleeping with new female singers than moving her career along.
This former A list singer took to the stage this week despite being wasted out of her mind at a charity event. Hey, singers get drunk, but she keeps telling everyone she is sober.
This foreign born model likes to think of herself as A list. She also likes to act, but only had one big role. Her A- list actor boyfriend could put her in a movie but chooses not to. Anyway, confirming she is a horrible person, she was extremely rude to a teenage fan the other night. She basically told him to f**k off. Then he said his last name and she was all over him and smiling and selfies. Horrible person.
This R&B legend is headed to divorce. She caught her husband stealing money from her to support a stripper.
This former A- list athlete has not been spending much time with his new wife. Nope. He would much rather be with men. He has stopped hooking up with that talk show host though.
This publicly engaged B+ list mostly television actress on a hit network show has been hooking up with a guy she met only two days ago. Hey, this kind of situation can lead to these things.
A lot of rewriting history in a recent interview. There was definitely sex on this former network hit. The thing is, since one of the stars was below the age of consent for several years, people pretend she never had sex with anyone.
This A- list rapper promised he wouldn't cheat and would pay his girlfriend almost six figures per month. In exchange, she would do him a very huge favor that would keep him out of jail. Two things. He hasn't been paying and hasn't stopped cheating so she bailed on him.
December 3, 2008
This one is from the accountant. This A list comedian with A+ name recognition apparently cant be bothered with parking meters or valets or parking garages. Instead he seems to get some kind of perverse thrill of accumulating as many parking tickets as he can. He always pays his tickets, but just hates looking around for a parking spot or finding change for meters. Thus he parks where he wants for as long as he wants. Total amount of money spent on parking tickets last year? About $40,000. That total includes being towed on average of about once a month when he parked in a fire zone. It also averages out to about one parking ticket per day for an entire year.
Jerry Seinfeld
If you are a child of the 90's, you know this show. You loved this show. Well, maybe not. You see there were two shows on the air at the same time. Most tweens picked one or the other. You had to choose one. It was big and ran for a long time. An actress on the show was one of the most popular of all the characters. Everyone loved her. Foreign born. She was huge in the tweener world for this role and when it ended, she dropped off the face of the earth. The reason? The entire time she was on the show, she was being sexually abused by one of the producers. She was young. She thought the producer was in love with her. For years, she did everything he said and never told anyone what was going on between them. She put him before school or friendships. He totally isolated her and used her. Brainwashed her. When the show ended, she thought they would go off into the sunset together. Instead, at the wrap party, he introduced her to a woman he called his girlfriend and said they were going to get married. Our actress was in shock. Numb. She says she does not remember anything for a month or two after that. She is trying to lead a normal life now, but it has been hard. Those years on the show should have been filled with great memories. Instead, it ruined her life.
October 1, 2015
Ticket sales have been surprisingly low. Really low. You can’t cancel shows by saying that though, so the medical excuse is always better. Makes people feel sorry for you. That is what this A- list singer is hoping for anyway.
Kelly Clarkson
October 1, 2015
This flash in the pan B list celebrity turned very brief network reality star is on her second attempt at a relationship for publicity. Her first crashed and burned when the actor she was dating moved on to his next monthly girlfriend. This relationship probably won’t last much longer than that, but she is getting some publicity, which is what she loves.
Charlotte McKinney/Stephen Dorff/Scott Eastwood
June 11, 2009
What aging but not really old Academy Award winner/nominee A list actor recently had a heart attack and passed out but refused to go the hospital. Instead, he had his doctor come to the house and hired a nurse to watch over him for a few days. He even went to a sporting event three days after it happened.
Jack Nicholson
Too many cameras around for this closeted former A list tweener turned A- list singer to bring his new boyfriend to a big party. He also is tired of the constant female celebrities trying to date him for the cameras. He did find some time to spend with his boyfriend later that night at a tiny dive bar in West Hollywood.
The phone was ringing off the hook yesterday at the plastic surgeon for this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned don't really work much, but I am going to have permanent A+ list name recognition forever. She was bragging at an event about the work she had done over the past three months and she looks amazing. I hope she gets a referral fee.
August 28, 2015
Our favorite foreign born B+ lister (do you need more of a description) bailed on a huge event back home for her so she could stay in LA and have sex with a guy who promised to give her some songs and produce her next record. She never changes.
Rita Ora
For all the traveling and photo ops they do together you would think this A list celebrity couple (because of her permanent A list status) would be stronger. They say the right things and do the right things in public, but at this point there marriage is a sham and they are only holding out for the kids to go off to school. That was the plan anyway. It probably won't make it that much longer.
This actress is B list. If her hit network show was still on the air, she probably would be B+/A-. She has had hit movies and multiple hit television shows. Always seemingly in a good mood, she has been devoting more time to her kids and other kids too. She recently threw a Halloween bash at a shelter for families. She bought all the decorations and candy and dinner and costumes for the kids and just went out of her way to make sure the kids were able to experience Halloween.
This former B list reality star turned celebrity who has much higher name recognition than she should because of her last name and one of her A+ list reality friends was trolling through a Halloween party looking for a guy willing to pay for her next breast augmentation. Money is tight for her, especially as she gets older.
This foreign born B- list mostly television actress/part-time singer who was on a hit almost network show had a three month fling with this married almost A+ list mostly movie actor when they worked together not that long ago. His marriage almost ended because of it. He wrote her a very big check to make all her memories disappear.
This B- list mostly television actor from an acting family is on a hit cable show. His family is super religious so they will probably freak out when he comes out as gay, but he is getting set to do so. Good for him.
This late night talk show host has been begging his wife to come home, or at least make it look like they are living together, to try and get some good press. Always about the press, never about the relationship.
This A+ list singer was invited to a very recent birthday celebration. No way would she attend. She hates being filmed and doesn't like the invitees despite what they would lead you to believe.
This always fighting with sobriety B- list actress/celebrity/Academy Award winner/nominee was wasted at an event and it definitely wasn't booze. She thinks no one notices.
The great thing about costumes is the guy you hired to pretend to be your A list mostly movie actor boyfriend was all hidden nicely away. You know, because he wanted to be with the other woman he is seeing.
Why go out with your beard alone to a party when you can get your former network television co-star from a show that is no longer on the air to go to the party with his beard too.
January 30, 2009
This must be obvious week or something because this is about the fifth or sixth one that has been really easy. This one is not difficult, nor that juicy, or even blind item worthy, but it is funny as hell. This former B list television actress who is now a C list wannabe film actress and sometime blog writer with a substance problem and has a sister who probably is not her biggest fan has made a big deal about the fact that she has a new love in her life. This new love is the singer of a band that sounds a lot like the name of a band that was really good back in the day and has the same number of letters and the same consonants at the beginning and the end. Anyway, this singer has been on tour away from his beloved but in one recent city he performed in the past few weeks he spent the entire night holding hands, and making passes at one woman. The woman asked him why he was hitting on her so much when he had our actress waiting for him. “Oh, I'm just with her because she can't get a job to save her life and wants the publicity.” There is probably more to it than that, but the fact that he said it shows what he thinks of her at least.
Mischa Barton/Luke Pritchard/The Kooks
Back before I wrote about the celebrity sex broker, I wrote about a guy who thinks of himself as a celebrity. He kind of is. He sure knows a lot of them. I wrote about, how, through the guise of a company he sends celebrities to Dubai and pockets money as a middleman, or in some cases pays them to have sex with him. He used to have almost unlimited funds. For the past few years though, his empire has started to show cracks. His company, which used to have locations all over the world allowing for the shuttling of female celebrities to various countries for sex while making it look like they were making public appearances is floundering. So, he fell back on an old standby. He created a church. Yes, a church. More of a spiritual center. It must be a really successful church because within a couple of months of opening his first, there are four more that popped up in some of the same locations as his cover business. The genius move on his part is now men who want to pay for a celebrity give a donation to his church. They then get a tax deduction. The owner then buys a bunch of product from the shell company which then pays the female celebrity. Oh, and in just a couple of months, this former B+ list tweener turned A- list singer is spending two nights doing promotional work for the company in between two shows she is performing. To land her, someone must have made a very very large donation to the spiritual center.
February 4, 2009
I guess this actress is C list now Still B+ name recognition. Wow, she has dropped a long way very quickly. She used to be B+ and headed to A before all the drug problems. Apparently they are not getting any better. Our actress who always does film was headed into a club this past week with her husband. As she was trying to get in, someone must have bumped her or pushed her, but whatever it was, it caused the meth pipe of our actress to fall to the ground and shatter. At that point, our actress began screaming and crying at the same time before grabbing her husband by the arm and dragging him back to the car. I guess clubbing is no fun without the pipe.
Brittany Murphy
June 2, 2015
This actor is fast approaching A list. He is on a hit pay cable show and is starting to receive some hardware for his role on the show. What gets him in this spot though is a former role. Kids always recognize him for the role and when he visits hospitals he always goes dressed in the character from that movie. He always travels with one of the outfits just in case he has a chance to visit a children’s hospital in the city he is traveling to.
T.J.Miller
February 20, 2009
Fashion Week
While many celebrities and guests were appalled at Paris & Nicky constantly texting throughout the shows they attended, guests were just as appalled at this B list television star from a hit network ensemble drama who made loud comments about every model and what they were wearing. Loud enough that people across the room could hear her. All of the people sitting with her kept looking away and trying to distance themselves from her remarks which were for the most part really nasty. Oh, and she was smacking on Nicorette while commenting.
Katherine Heigl
Despite his best efforts, this late night talk show host, is having trouble keeping this reality star from a cable show that hopefully won't get another season in the closet. The stories they come up with to make it look like he only enjoys women are getting out of hand.
These A list parents don't seem too upset their mid-teens celebrity daughter is boozing it up and smoking pot with people twice her age.
August 31, 2015
This B list celebrity/reality star/porn star does not have sex with her husband and he does not even sleep in the same room as her. That is reserved for her boyfriend.
Courtney Stodden/Doug Hutchison
This former B+ list mostly television actress who had a run a long time ago on a vampire show has done very little as of late. She was at a Halloween party and played the don't you know who I am card when denied entry into a party. She was wearing a costume so the bouncer said no. She then handed over her i.d. and her phone which was loaded on her wiki. The guy still said no. Then she really went off on him, but he still said no.
This B list celebrity has done cable reality, movies, network reality and so much more. He is also using again after being clean for a very long time.
This makes about the millionth time this B list mostly movie actor, making his way into television after an Academy Award win/nomination has been asked to leave a party either for being drunk or handsy or both. Last week it happened again. He is used to it by now.
I really didn't think this B list mostly television actress could get more annoying, but she has found a way. First, can I just say that I want her new show to fail just so maybe, her boss would not have any other shows in which to cast her. Anyway, she was at a party and when talking to people, if they didn't compliment her or her dress within the first ten seconds, she would say, "Doesn't this dress look amazing," or "I spent so much time getting ready, but it worked out great didn't it?" So, so into herself.
A little out of character for this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned A lister. The doorman at her hotel tried to open door to the car which was there to pick her up. Our actress yelled at him that she could open her own door. Our actress got inside the car and then yelled at him to close her door for her.
This A- list mostly movie actor who seems to do nothing but get in trouble was out the other day and openly carrying a crack pipe in his hands. No pocket. Just in his hands.
This foreign born B list singer in a group who got publicly dumped in a big way has been hooking up with wealthy businessmen. A favorite game of attractive female singers everywhere. A private show for a birthday or anniversary. No cameras and no one the wiser that it is just a date. An expensive date, but just a date.
I don't know where she gets the money, but she is doing good things with it. Despite being surrounded by people with much bigger wallets, this B- list mostly television actress who usually travels around with family wrote a check over the weekend for nearly six figures to a charity which was roughly double the next highest check.
Apparently this tool of a one hit wonder former A- list singer managed to explain why he was getting the phone number of another woman while his barely out of her teens girlfriend was using a bathroom. The guy will never change.
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress from a franchise that is finished is slipping. If not for the franchise, she would probably be B- list. Anyway, she is going to break the hearts of a lot of guys, but make so many women happy when she comes out.
February 27, 2009
When this perfume stopped being produced, this married A/B list always movies actress had her assistant spend two weeks online cornering the market on enough of the perfume to last our actress a lifetime. She refuses to endorse any perfume or develop and sell her own brand although she could and has been made offers. She has said that she “cannot live” without wearing this perfume everyday.
Michelle Pfeiffer
This actor is foreign born. Probably B+ list at his absolute peak, he is down to B-/C+ list. Mostly television. Trying to up his role from recurring to main on a fairly hit show. He is probably most famous for his ex. Anyway, with times being tough, the actor is selling some stories about his foreign born A list mostly movie actress ex. He is prepared to talk about her insane drug use. An almost daily habit. How she has a temper that comes out once or twice a wee to the point where they stopped buying dishes that would break. Walls were chipped everywhere. How she would want makeup sex that lasted for hours at a time and he was not allowed to get up from the bed until she felt they had made up enough. How she has several guns stashed throughout the house in case of any stalkers or intruders. After one particularly horrible fight he made her remove the ammunition because he thought she would reach for one during one of their fights.
February 27, 2009
This C list television actor who has really done nothing since his hit ensemble comedy television show went off the air, only dines at restaurants when his “valet” is there. At about ten places he frequents, our actor calls ahead and will only patronize the restaurant when his favorite valet at the place is available to park his beloved car. Oh, and while he used to tip $100 each time, he is now down to tipping $5. I guess he needs a new show soon.
Frankie Muniz
June 21, 2015
This A- list singer fired one of her bodyguards because he didn’t have a nice enough wardrobe. She has decreed that all of her bodyguards have a dress code they need to follow and where they need to buy their clothes.
Lady GaGa
June 26, 2015
This B list mostly television actress from a recently ended network television show has always been the biggest diva. Well, what that meant when this tweener actress turned singer turned actress showed up on set is a war. No one can get anything done on the set because the two are always trying to out diva the other.
Lea Michele/Ariana Grande
This former B+ list rapper/actress/celebrity/host/actress was passed out drunk backstage at the show of this permanent A list singer. She was all smiles and giggles when they got her awake enough to leave the show.
This closeted B+ list mostly television actress from that hit cable show which is slipping in the ratings this season is not dating her former co-star. Nope. She is dating a school teacher who is perfect for our actress because she apparently is not one who enjoys going out very much.
July 6, 2015
This A- list rapper/part-time actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee quietly divided $1M among four separate children’s hospitals he visited over the past year. Each of them had lost the sponsorship of a large oil company who had been cutting back on charitable giving.
Common
For the first time in her marriage that I can remember, this former A list singer turned B list singer/joke is cheating on her do nothing husband. Literally do nothing.
Everyone is a little worried about the offspring of this permanent A lister/Academy Award winner/nominee. She has always boozed and smoked a little pot, but she is really starting to use a lot more lately and going for some harder stuff like her famous parent.
Another messed up appearance from this Teen Mom. She was supposed to do something for this business she has a piece of, but insisted that she would only do it if she was paid $250 a minute. She says that is how much she values her time.
She says it is true. It is kind of hard to believe, but at the same time, she is exactly his type, so maybe. She was on that long running MTV show and has actually made a career for herself since then in a much bigger role in a different country. She tells friends that she has hooked up with the royal ginger one.
This B- list mostly television actor who saw his peak days on multiple tweener shows tried to hit on this reality star turned forced on to the world singer turned celebrity turned maybe singer again. Anyway, she told the actor at a party last week he couldn't afford her and walked away.
Despite vows of fidelity to each of the women who are carrying/have carried his babies, this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor, who is still A-/A hooked up with his syrup sounding ex the other night.
When this barely hanging on to B- list mostly television actor from that network show he was fired from could not convince a woman to go home with him last week he started calling her all kinds of names. Vile names.
July 10, 2015
This A+ list mostly movie actor and this quietly troubled A- list mostly movie actress have co-starred before. Apparently whatever connection they had before is much stronger now. Even though our A+ lister is in a relationship and the A- lister is in an off/on relationship, the two have hooked up and people are talking about the kind of on set romance that will have them dumping anyone in their way to be together.
Ryan Gosling/Emma Stone
July 10, 2015
I’m not sure why they are hiding so much, but this A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee/chain smoker waited inside a clothing store for an hour and stayed an hour after this B list mostly television actress met him there. She was only inside the store for ten minutes. The two spoke in a changing room. Apparently he has never heard of FaceTime.
Sean Penn/Minka Kelly
July 14, 2015
I know she can’t say she lost the weight by snorting coke and Adderall, but you would think this A list reality star would come up with something a little more believable about how she lost so much weight.
Khloe Kardashian
This B- list celebrity was pretty open the other night when she cheated on her old permanent A list celebrity husband.
This former A list foreign born singer who still has A+ list name recognition even in this country where she didn't have much success is bearding for this B- list foreign born mostly television actor who almost strictly works in his home country which is her adopted country.
This A list singer/part-time reality host is cheating on his actress wife. The thing is, his manager is the one who set it all up in advance so our singer would have very limited risk.
When the announcement was put out that this foreign born A list movie/television actor's stalker was leaving red ribbons, it was actually to distract from the fact that they were leaving blue hankies. There's a subset of Tumblr stalkers who have gotten his addresses, notate what cars they drive and tell their followers that whenever he wears a blue hankie, it's a secret message to and from him so the stalkers are encouraged to go into his neighborhood and carry/wave/gift blue hankies to show him that they're in on his supposed secret message.
July 16, 2015
This B+ list singer who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee and a former reality star recently pretended to show up for something that looked random, but was actually carefully planned. All of the participants, including those who were supposedly surprised were in on the whole thing. Hey, who is going to pass up having her at your event.
Jennifer Hudson (same sex wedding)
July 16, 2015
It has been years and years and still the cast and crew of this long running network hit show cannot stand the female lead. It is so bad that she did not even bother inviting people to a recent event because she knew they would not show up. This way she can say she wanted to keep it to her close friends and family rather than explaining why there were a bunch of no shows. The whole event was kind of shady too.
Jennie Garth's wedding (Tori did go, but no one else)
July 17, 2015
This A list mogul/reality star/celebrity/host sent his girlfriend on her way until the red carpet premiere for his new show.
Ryan Seacrest
ESPY Awards
July 17, 2015
Two people I know for sure hooked up after the show were this A-list reality star and this scandal plagued A-list athlete. She was seen getting his phone number between commercial breaks while his girlfriend of the moment seemed oblivious to it all (or maybe she was keeping quiet for a reason)
Khloe Kardashian/Alex Rodriguez
