July 20, 2015
Apparently this Teen Mom dad in a relationship can’t resist hooking up with his Teen Mom ex even though he has been on the receiving end of her cheating before.
Corey Simms/Leah Messer (three months before everyone else knew)
July 22, 2015
Besides ignoring her former personal assistant dining across the table from her, this A- list mostly movie actress from that vampire franchise was rude to the waitstaff, complained about the food and service and left a tip of about 5%. The former personal assistant dropped $20 on the table to boost the tip and apologized for the behavior of the actress.
Alicia Cargile/Kristen Stewart
July 23, 2015
This B+ list singer is really playing up this whole virtuous/celibate thing to the point where you know something must be up. There is something up. She has two guys she is rotating through her bedroom while pretending to be faithful to her celebrity boyfriend.
Ciara/Russell Wilson
This back in the day A list mostly movie actor who has also been a host and a stand up comedian and always annoying was all over any female who even barely recognized the actor. It was creepy. Touching and trying to kiss them. If they showed any interest at all he was all over them.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who is taking a run through pay cable was out of the country and cheating on his B list celebrity/actress/comedienne girlfriend.
This a-hole of an actor who treated his actress girlfriend like crap treated the crew on his latest movie like crap too. The thing is this guy is no more than B+ list, but he acts like he is A++ list. Apparently he never makes mistakes, but if you happen to do anything wrong he will belittle you and yell at you and swear at you. I hate this guy. Not as much as the crew, but close.
This permanent A list mostly movie actor, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is doing a little bit of a different acting kind of thing. He also is getting serviced by a woman every afternoon right after lunch. His girlfriend probably doesn't care at this point. His co-stars do though because he is already taking this thing way too lightly and its going to be a disaster.
July 24, 2015
It turns out that this A+ list mostly movie actor is not alone when it comes to finding someone new. His soon to be ex-wife who also happens to be an actress has been hooking up with one of the producers of her latest movie.
Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner
July 27, 2015
This permanent A list model who still works all the time despite the fact many of her contemporaries have slowed down or quit is really working the yacht scene hard. She works because she blows through all her money thinking another deal or guy will come along. So far this summer she has struck out completely despite really lowering her demands.
Naomi Campbell
July 27,2015
The hooker that this a-hole patriarch spends time with on a regular basis finally got her name in his will and apparently slipped him a drug that she thought would kill him. It still might.
Joe Jackson
The husband of this former A list celebrity who has always been in the shadow of her sister is cheating on her. Nothing new. She traded fidelity for money. Plain and simple.
This foreign born A list model/crap actress had sex with a woman not her girlfriend in the back of an Escalade on the way to the airport.
This Bravo show is getting another season. I really didn't think it would. What isn't going to be shown is the star of it recently doing some lines of coke. I could go on for hours about this person and make a very strong case they are one of the worst celebrities ever. Just a horrible person. Abusive, racist, and drug addict.
These two Twilight co-stars are married and cheating on their respective spouses with each other.
This Teen Mom has convinced her former boyfriend to return for another season of filming and to propose to her this time. It is all for the cameras, but she is going to milk it for all its worth.
I am not a big get in a costume and go have a party guy for Halloween. One time though, someone talked me into it. Once. I met this B+ list mostly movie actress (SW) who does moonlight in some cable television a long time ago. She was just starting out when we were first introduced. I was at a screening of a movie in which she was probably billed just high enough to get an invite. She had been in one earlier movie that year which gave her some amount of fame, but it had pretty much gone away by this time. I was there because one of the guys who contributed a song to the soundtrack invited me along. The soundtrack did way better than the movie. Anyway, we got to talking and made some plans to meet up. Blah blah blah. About a month after the movie screening was Halloween.
The thing is, in between that flop and Halloween she had another movie come out. She was doing a bunch of press for that movie so we still had not hung out by the time that movie had its premiere. Well, lo and behold that lifelong friend of mine who has been in this space many times asked me to go to the premiere with her. She was actually in the movie and was pretty excited. Anyway, SW was there, obviously and we started up right where had left off a month earlier doing almost the same thing. I was even wearing the same thing. I do that. So, after the premiere there was a party. It probably would have been the most boring party in the world if it were not for one of the co-stars of the movie. In one night, this actor, who we will call MA, stripped naked, snorted coke of every available surface, made out with women, rubbed himself against guys and drank shot after shot of tequila all while making sure nobody touched his pills. Seriously. When he stripped he took the pills out of the pocket of his pants and set them on a table. Every minute or so he would stop doing what he had been doing and make eye contact with his pills. If someone walked near the table, he could sense it and would scream at them to stay the f**k away from his pills. He screamed it so often, that by the end of the night people were screaming it for him when someone would walk by the table. It was probably the most bizarre thing I have seen someone do almost ever, but especially someone who was almost A list at that point. It seems hard to believe now, but the actor who started on television, ended up getting a half dozen above the title A list movie credits before the partying just got too far out of hand. Now, he barely works. He gets most of his gigs from favors.
July 27, 2015
This former B list model who never really seems to model any longer and just seems to spend her newly single life searching for a benefactor dumped her most recent celebrity boyfriend. She has moved on to someone much younger and much more naive. The new guy, a B+ list athlete, already dropped $50K on a piece of jewelry for her which she will sell as soon as they split.
Amber Rose/Machine Gun Kelly/Odell Beckham
July 27, 2015
That whole cheating on her fiance really has not worked out well for this B list mostly movie actress from an acting family. She played her cards wrong and is definitely losing the PR war because of it.
Kate Hudson (she keeps trying to get some PR. How many Jonas' brothers can she date?)
July 30, 2015
This foreign born mostly television actress who has not had much luck in television or much of anything despite one great critically acclaimed show which lasted a very short time almost a decade ago. She made her fame in the movies and with a paternity question. She also made a planeload of passengers upset when she forgot her passport and sent her assistant to claim it and deliver it to her at the airport.
Minnie Driver
I really don't understand the relationship between this former tweener turned B+ list singer and her B- list mostly television actor boyfriend. He cheats on her with women. She cheats on him with women. I guess it works for them.
This married B list celebrity who has an A+ list sibling is hooking up with a bodyguard assigned to her while out of the country. She is definitely not reluctant about cheating.
July 31, 2015
This A list Christmas singer was having sex with a woman while his girlfriend was out to dinner.
Josh Groban
Usually it is the two biggest stars in the film that travel together and the lesser stars divide up and conquer the rest of the cities on the globe. Not in the case of this blockbuster. As I told you previously, the two stars can't stand each other so the main female lead is traveling alone throughout the globe. When absolutely required she will be on the red carpet with the A list male lead, but she hates him.
This married foreign born A- list mostly movie actor always plays the tough guy roles. He is pretty tough in real life too. He got into a fight with a guy the other night after our actor tried to hit on the other guy's girlfriend.
This former tweener who people forget was a tweener is on a talk show now and thankfully is not named Raven Symone. The other night she had her friends try and find her a guy but the only criteria they used was what kind of car a guy drove. If it didn't cost over $100K they were not invited to talk to the host.
This former A list mostly movie actor turned no wants to hire him turned Academy Award winner/nominee turned no one wants to hire him despite his name recognition tired to get his girlfriend to have sex with him during a premiere the other night. The girlfriend was having none of it and walked out.
This rocker is B+ list. He still has A+ list name recognition and the same look for the past two decades though. When our rocker was in a town to see a sporting event, he stopped into a restaurant for some dinner. It turns out that night was also prom night with 100 couples all eating dinner. Our rocker not only paid for every single meal he also got up on stage and performed a couple of songs.
This A list boy bander from an A+ list group that won't be a group much longer let himself be recorded getting serviced by a woman in a bar bathroom. It is unclear whether the recording shows all of him or just the woman.
This B list mostly movie actress is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. She is also strung out to the point where she needs an intervention. She wrapped her last movie but it took twice as long because of how bad she was doing health wise.
This B list mostly television actress, who is only that high because she is in the news all the time had been dating a guy for just a few weeks. In the two weeks they went out she would stop by his place randomly throughout the day and night to see if he was cheating on her with someone else. She also kept asking him for a key to his place.
I didn't think it was possible for this former A+ list mostly movie actor, who is probably a permanent A lister to look any more pale and waxy. I was wrong. He had another facelift or whatever he has done in his coffin during the day and looks like death.
This B list now celebrity/former network reality star who was basically fired from the gig is one of the nicest people around. She recently got dumped by her boyfriend when he started cheating on her with a college student.
It is hilarious that all this attention is being paid to the engagement of these two celebrities. The guy in the relationship, who used to be A+ list cheats, literally every time his soon to be wife is out of town.
This actress was A+ list at the peak of her career. She was incredibly popular with women because of her Rachel at the time haircut and men loved her and had her posters everywhere. Her decline was almost as fast as her rise. During her peak she was in her fair share of scandals.
At one point she was having an affair with two actors at the same time. Both were A+ list and frequently co-starred together. When a gossip columnist threatened to reveal all, they called things off. When the two actors found out she had been sleeping with both of them, they each replaced her in movies they had promised to her. She had a child die shortly after birth, but the baby was not her husband's, but rather this A+ list mogul/producer.
August 3, 2015
This former drug addict/A list reality star is married. She also has a new reality show and her other stuff she sells too. On a talk show appearance this past week she wore her wedding ring but only because her assistant made sure she put it on before walking out.
Nicole Richie
August 4, 2015
This B- list actress only gets that high because of her A+list mostly movie actor husband. Without him she is close to D list at this point. Anyway, she performed at some charity event the other night and threw a fit because people did not present her with flowers or a standing ovation after her performance.
Jenna Dewan
August 5, 2015
The mother of this former A list reality star who still somehow has her own show after another show on a different network that was an ensemble has been selling stories to the tabloids. It has caused a rift between the two because the mom is telling the truth about the daughter’s marriage while the daughter tries to make a story line to get another season.
Kendra Wilkinson
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running syndicated show is now a permanent A- list celebrity/sometime reality show. At a recent photo shoot, the former actress had one of her customers there with her. He got to see the photo shoot and also got a quickie in her dressing room.
This married celebrity chef not on Food Network or Fox is cheating on his long time wife with a production assistant.
August 5, 2015
This A list reality star is the matriarch of her family. She also likes to control every bit off information she can which is why she funnels money into these brand new celebrity websites that keep popping up. The sites seem to only focus on her family and only the positives. When they do talk about something else it is usually the enemies of the family.
Kris Jenner
The beleaguered husband not named Joe of this east coast Housewife has been spending what little money he has left on coke and hookers.
Never a nice person, this A list mostly movie actress, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is losing employees quickly because she insists that when she is spoken to it is as Ms. ___________. She will sit at a conference table and no one is allowed within two seats of her so she can have her own space.
This foreign born currently one hit wonder picked up a paycheck overseas for an event and another paycheck for spending the night with a man who can get her a new cosmetics line.
It was just supposed to be a quick one or two week fling for this late night talk show host and his girlfriend. Then, she got pregnant. Because of the lack of time together, no one is sure whether the relationship will last.
This A list country singer owns a line of booze. His PR team sent me an e-mail. They wanted me to write a kindness blind about him because the company is doing one of this Honda random acts of kindness things. They even sent me links to videos. That is not what kindness blinds are about. They are about acts where celebrities don't seek out attention for their actions.
Apparently the only time this former A list mostly television actress turned A list mostly movie actress ever became pregnant was when she was cheating on her husband with a co-star. She suffered a miscarriage after a few weeks.
This successful new network show has an actress on it who was on another hit pay cable show. The ex of her significant other is capitalizing on the success of the show to talk about how the actress knew her husband was married when they started hooking up.
This B list athlete with A+ list nickname recognition is sweating because his girlfriend is talking to a tabloid about his drinking and what happens when he gets drunk.
This B- list mostly television actress is probably counting down the days until the new network show she is on gets canceled. She loved the show she was on that got canceled last year. This year though, she is tired of fending off the former A+ list mostly television actor who is constantly hitting on her and making comments about what he would like to do to her.
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor on a very hit almost network show is cheating on his wife with his B list actress co-star.
This east coast Real Housewife couple have a loan coming due and don't have the money to pay it off. They were supposed to use the money for one thing but have been using it to look rich. They did the same thing back in the day and got away with it. Not enough money coming in this time.
It was a pretty happy day for this B- list celebrity/model when she got a new bearding gig. Apparently she was referred for the gig by that B+ list mostly television actress who does bearding professionally but is awful at remembering the lies. The person our B- lister is bearding for has some closet issues. In his mind, his fame rests on an image he has carefully crafted. He thinks his fans would excoriate (found that word of the day calendar my mom gave me last Christmas) him if they found out he was gay. He has played this kind of perfectly. Never really dates one woman very long. Enough where people keep hoping he can find the right woman. Another actress, who I trust completely says he tried to have sex with her and failed miserably. He blamed fatigue and pressure and stress. As far as I know he has never even peeked around the corner of the closet. Except. Yeah, there is always an exception. When he heard rumors about this A list athlete being gay he called him up and the pair met for dinner. Perfectly normal. At that dinner he talked about it in vague terms. That same athlete is who he turned to now for his beard. Full circle.
August 6, 2015
Why yes, that was this B list actress offspring from two cable shows sprawled out on the bathroom floor of the In-N-Out on Sunset and Orange drunk off her butt. She had been at the Roosevelt slamming drink after drink before staggering down the road.
Emma Roberts
August 10, 2015
It is really splashy and the internet is talking about it, but just like everything in this B list rapper’s life, it is all for show and leased, not owned.
Tyga presenting Kylie Jenner with a Ferrari.
August 10, 2015
This former A- list singer in a group who can actually sing despite the abilities of the rest of the group is not getting paid money in her latest fling. Instead she is trading for some items that will let her succeed as a singer again. Plus, she is going to get a ton of good publicity for the fling.
Nicole Scherzinger/Ed Sheeran
This foreign born one hit wonder has not had a hit for almost a decade. He lives off one off shows or guest reality spots, and the largesse of his wife, who is really rich. So, you would think then, that when he was out of town on business he would not be hooking up with random women.
This A list athlete split with this foreign born A list singer because he wouldn't stop cheating on her.
August 26, 2015
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress turned television actress says she is still married. I don’t know why she would want to be married to her actor husband but she hooked up with crew member on her show and has been seeing him several times each week.
Halle Berry
This teen D list celebrity offspring of a permanent A list super model has been selling the designer cast offs from her mom and her mom's friends and other designers and giving all the money to help buy clothes for the homeless and poor who need clothes to apply to job interviews or to wear while working or going to school. She has raised tens of thousands of dollars doing this.
This foreign born former A list singer in a group in her country is now a permanent reality judge. She also likes to marry. Anyway, she keeps a lock on her reality show paychecks by trash talking any singers who she thinks of as a threat. She always does it privately, but will even take it public through stories leaked to tabloids to make the other singers look bad.
This foreign born permanent A list model was thought to be dead the other morning. Turns out she was just passed out from all the drugs and booze. It is going to kill her soon if she does not stop.
He was A= list for long enough that this actor will probably be a permanent A lister. After a very short stint being sober, our actor is back on drugs and his actress wife is right there enabling him.
This married former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show no longer on the air has had a big year life wise, but is barely working. She is struggling to find work or even get back on the show giving her a tiny paycheck because the producer she was sleeping with has moved on to someone else.
This closeted, married A- list mostly movie actor who has been A+ in movies and television at points in his career is not going to be able to get his promised daily fill of willing gay men because the movie he was going to make and get him that perk is all but a dream now.
This current A- list singer who may head back down to B if he can't keep up the momentum paid for his date to a recent event. He could have found someone very easily to go for free, but he wanted the woman to do what he said and he made her do a lot in front of other people.
August 14, 2015
In her (A list dual threat Academy Award winner/nominee) secret custody arrangement with the spouse she is still married to but not living with despite her claims, she only gets sporadic visits with her youngest child.
Halle Berry/Olivier Martinez
This permanent A list singer hates this former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/part-time actress so much that she had a blow up doll made with the singer's likeness on it. Our permanent A lister encourages her crew and dancers to punch it as often as they like.
While out promoting her new movie, this B+ list mostly movie actress who has been around since she was in single digits has been gushing about her husband. Behind the scenes though, the marriage is on its last legs. Well, at least she and her best friend have something in common.
This A list movie and television writer that everyone knows is using drugs again and it is not pretty.
At a charity event this past week, this married tool of a B list mostly television actor who cheats so often that he has perfected it, was hitting on this B list mostly television actress from two hit shows, both under the same corporate umbrella. When our young actress called him out on being married the guy said if his wife didn't like it she could leave, but never would.
This B list singer used to be A list. Hopefully at some point he will be D list. Unfortunately for all of us, he will probably always be famous. Anyway, he is dating a woman who claims to be a model. She is more of the Instagram variety. Probably sells tea or waist trainers on it. Our "model" is probably C list. She would love to be a reality star. It is a life goal. So far, she has only achieved any level of fame from the people she has hooked up with. I wonder if they know she has a racist past. All of the model's old tweets using the n-word are still on the internet, tweets from back when she was dating a NFL player. This is not a one time thing. This was a daily thing from our model. The thing is her current boyfriend is going to be put in a really awkward position when all of this breaks. He just attracts bad publicity, but this will be really bad.
August 6, 2015
Things must be at the breaking point for this B list mostly television actress from a hit network show and her boyfriend. Never a fun girlfriend, she was calling her boyfriend every ten minutes demanding to know why he had not shown up to the set yet. From the level of yelling, I’m pretty sure he never bothered to show up and I can’t believe he would want to continue dating her.
Sarah Hyland
August 7, 2015
This probable one hit wonder who sounds like Gwen Stefani has been cheating on her celebrity boyfriend more regularly than in the past. He is in the dark but she has been hooking up with a doctor she met. A very rich doctor who is worth ten times what her boyfriend is worth.
Iggy Azalea
August 7, 2015
This former A list tweener from a group made at least ten trips to the bathroom while out to dinner this week. His girlfriend was out of the country or she probably would have joined him. The former tweener had some of his family with him but they were helpless to do anything because they didn’t want a scene.
Joe Jonas
This former A list celebrity with the unique look turned B lister with same look was at a party solo this weekend. She didn't leave solo after a guy flashed a stack of cash at her. She has never been so open about the process before.
This B+ list television host/Ryan Seacrest wannabe told some friends the other day that he understood why this ahole of an A list singer hits his women. He says you have to show them their place sometimes. What an a-hole.
August 7, 2015
What former A-list songstress who does reality TV on the side is probably lying about being bullied as a youngster? After talking to some of her former classmates from middle school and high school, she was anything but a victim. She and several members of the drama club clique she was a part of were holy terrors and nobody could say a nice thing about her. One of her classmates from high school told me that she had to drop out because she was never at classes probably because her mother was driving her around to auditions and meetings with record label execs instead of focusing on her education.
Christina Aguilera
One way to make sure you are never allowed to make another reservation at this hot Hollywood dining establishment is to do drugs in their restaurant. This former A list singer turned actress turned singer who was a horrible wife did just that though. She wasn't shy about using openly in the restroom and people complained.
This former A- list mostly television actor turned dud movie actor turned A list mostly television actor is cheating on his B+ list mostly movie actress wife.
I am a little disappointed in this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is still A list. I thought in the past couple of years she would come out, but instead, she is trying to prove to the world she is straight by showing off her new what she calls boyfriend.
This late night talk show host is taking his feud with this great daytime talk show host to a new level by encouraging his guests to never go on her show. He already forbids his contracted employees from going on her show.
This former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee does some television now. He also is married. It didn't stop him from bringing his girlfriend to a big event recently.
In addition to having a horribly rated new television show, this former A+ list model turned reality star also is facing a lot of heat over a new pyramid scheme she is promoting.
This B list singer is getting paid to attend 8 events this year but there are tons of people who don't want her there. Bad luck.
This former A list singer turned B lister gained 20 pounds over the past month. Apparently she has decided that cocaine and exercise are the quickest way to lose it. Not a good idea for a recovering addict.
Before getting a contract offer, this east coast Housewife is being told she will have to go to rehab first for her coke problem.
This A list boy bander in a boy band that is not going to be around much longer is using more than he ever has before. The love of heroin is strong in this one.
Don't believe the hype this former tweener singer turned bad actress turned singer is spinning. She does have a drug and booze problem and no one is bothering to followup on any of her spinning.
If you see this actress you will know her face. She is the true definition of supporting actress. She comes in at just the right moment to usually get a laugh or move things along. Her comic timing is impeccable. She is currently on a long running network hit comedy. She also had a great role in a now defunct pay cable show. When she is not working you will find her volunteering at USO service centers in Southern California. Lots and lots of hours. Lots of organizing donations. Calling companies to get lots of travel sized toiletries. She passes out gift cards like crazy for restaurants so service people can go to dinner or lunch with their families in the day or two they might see each other in a year. Just an incredibly kind and selfless person who happens to be a great actress too.
August 13, 2015
This A+ list singer got so hammered at a club the other night that she fell asleep on the floor of the VIP section. I don’t care how VIP it is, if you fall asleep on the floor of a club you know that it is nasty and you have issues.
Rihanna
August 31, 2015
At an after party, this foreign born A list model turned box office disaster actress got hammered and started making out with another women which caused the model/actress and her girlfriend to get in a loud drink throwing fight.
Cara Delevingne
August 28, 2015
She might have the title but when producers saw some of her (B list mostly movie actress) first footage they replaced her. Actually they said they were bringing someone in to advise her, but she was replaced.
Katie Holmes
This married model turned celebrity who would loooove to be a reality star has an A-/B+ list mostly movie actress friend. The actress is an offspring and probably wouldn't be considered a friend if the celebrity knew the actress used to regularly hookup with the husband of the celebrity.
Most of the time, getting some work done to your face really shows or doesn't work. In this case, this former A list mostly television actress who was in two big network hits before a big network bomb is totally unrecognizable after some recent work she had done.
August 27, 2015
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor has not done much since his decade long franchise ended. He sure is enjoying the fame it is bringing him while filming out of the country. He has been having so much sex that he has been late to set or leaving early. He really has gone crazy.
Rupert Grint
There is no way they can kill off her character but something needs to be done. This B list mostly television actress on a very hit network show from that creator is in a feud with the female lead of the show and they can't stand each other to the point where they refuse to speak to each other.
This B- list reality star from multiple reality shows never seemed to fit in with the group profiled on her show. She is having an affair with a married plastic surgeon who is a celebrity in his own right.
This A list talk show host was telling a story the other night about how he once hooked up with this former A+ list singer turned B lister with a resume of A list women he has dated.
That fake boyfriend thing must be getting old for this former tweener actress turned B list mainstream actress. While filming her new movie she has started hooking up with this B list celebrity turned actor who is the offspring of A listers.
This former A list singer (while in a group) turned reality star is married. Her husband has cheated in the past and is currently hooking up with a singer he is mentoring. Considering his ties to music are weak at best, not sure how she will end up with any kind of career.
I guess she knows what she is doing, but this B list mostly movie actress who switched to movies after her hit cable show ended, was spotted at lunch with someone classified as a SP. Our actress was in sunglasses the whole time, but she was easy to spot.
August 19, 2015
I remember the first time I met this actress. I don’t know her, but have met her a couple of times. The first time we were at a bookstore. It doesn’t exist any longer. It was over at Sunset And Vine and I was just cutting through the store from the parking garage. I spotted her because I had just been watching her show the night before. It was a hit network show that just crashed and burned when everyone thought they were bigger than the show. Not the adult actors, but the teens and young adults in it. Anyway, she was looking at Starting A Restaurant For Dummies or something like that and I asked something stupid like, “So, are you opening one?” She said she was thinking about it. She never did, but she was not opening it to make a profit. Her goal was to spend some of her money and raise other money and open a soup kitchen that looked like a restaurant. She wanted people to be able to sit down and select rather than just wait in line and then go wander to a table. It is still her goal, but the B list mostly television actress who is out of work right now has worked almost 40 hours a week since her show last aired volunteering in soup kitchens and feeding the homeless. She is out there in the middle of the night passing out blankets and kits. She goes above and beyond even though she could just write a check or stay home with her child.
Rachel Bilson
August 22, 2015
Another stupid excuse but the media just full on gets out their kneepads and says thanks for being our friend and so open and accessible that we will go ahead and spread your lies like they are the gospel. How come no one will call out this A list talk show host and tell the truth.
Jimmy Fallon
August 21, 2015
This former B+ list mostly movie actress has slowly seen her star fall since she hooked up with this A+ list mostly movie actor. She rarely works any longer while he still works almost constantly. She stays home and still wants a relationship with him. Texting and calling him almost every minute of the day because you are worried about him hooking up again with his current co-star is probably not the way to go.
Eva Mendes/Ryan Gosling/Emma Stone
August 21, 2015
Who will land him first? You have a momager who is practically throwing her A list reality daughter at this A- list former boy bander while he seems to want the B+ list former tweener actress turned adult bad singer/bad actress who is the arch rival of the reality star. They both have shared other guys in the past.
Kris Jenner/Kendall Jenner/Zayn Malik/Selena Gomez
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit network show back in the day is in an acting family. She recently had to be paid to attend a reunion photoshoot because she and the cast can't stand each other. They did a good job of faking it for the television cameras that filmed the reunion though.
The same actress as #2 once had some coke delivered to the set of a movie she was shooting. There was some kind of incident and the coke fell to the floor of the trailer and there was our actress in an open robe on her knees hoovering the coke up off the floor.
This older Academy Award winning actress who was A+ list back in the day once couldn't make it back to her trailer and the bathroom. So, there in front of cast and crew went #2 in a trashcan.
This B list mostly movie actress had a chance to save this final sequel installment from the disaster it became but had to drop out because she was not taking her medications at the time. The part was then offered to this now A+ list movie actress but she declined because she wanted to do the movie that would make her A+ list.
August 20, 2015
This still in a mid-life crisis former A list singer in a group who has dropped to B list solo and is only that high because of her name tried to party with a bunch of 20 somethings at a pool party earlier this week. They wanted nothing to do with her until she started paying for everything. She really wants to feel young again.
Fergie
August 19, 2015
For someone who should be kissing a lot of butt right now, this foreign born B list celebrity offspring was blowing off fans who wanted photos of her last night. She was heard saying, “f**k this,” about having to walk through some fans who were also waiting for other people. Once inside she would only talk to people who were more famous than her or could give her a job.
Kelly Osbourne
August 19, 2015
This B list mostly movie actress with the great name got ticked off at this A- list mostly movie actor who was a co-star with her on a recent movie. He reeked of pot, was stoned out of his mind and kept hugging everyone including the actress. She then reeked of pot and and it was a borrowed dress and she was going to have to pay for it.
Lake Bell/Owen Wilson
August 18, 2015
This foreign born former A- list singer from a group who now does nothing but reality television and getting married spent more time puking than judging during a recent reality stint. Guess her new husband likes her even more thin than she was.
Cheryl Ann Fernandez-Versini
