August 3, 2015
As much as the crew of this somehow renewed for a second season network show hated the first season, the second is even worse. The former A list mostly television actress who is the star of the show thinks they should all worship her for getting them work for a second season and acts like it every second of the day.
Debra Messing
December 6, 2013
This former A list singer/celebrity who still has close to A list name recognition despite not having a hit in a couple of decades had some groupie sex with his girlfriend and daughter in the next room.
Bret Michaels
December 12, 2013
Earlier this week this B-/C+ list rapper/celebrity made good on a bet he made with this A+ list rapper/celebrity and let the A lister have sex with his celebrity wife. It isn't the first time the A lister has spent time with the celebrity wife. He used to always have sex with her when she was dating this other A list rapper/celebrity.
Wiz Khalifa/Jay-Z/Amber Rose/Kanye West
August 2, 2015
This former A list mostly television actor from a very long running hit network show turned A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee tipped 150% on a recent dinner check and also took photos with every single diner in the place. No one who wanted something from the guy didn’t get it.
Steve Carell
This permanent A list singer from a singing family was put in the middle this week. She had to tell this A list mostly movie actress not to come to a show because this A+ list singer would be there who is not on good terms with the actress after years of being friends.
The girlfriend of this B list mostly movie actress who always seems to get dumped is cheating on the actress with a former significant other. Being with the actress is more of a starf**ker thing.
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show is freaking out about her job security. The crew and producers are really loving her replacement. Our A- lister calls and texts constantly and has done a hundred pop ins to make sure her job is safe. Of course it is, but she is worried she might end up sharing the spotlight. Our A- lister doesn't share.
I never saw this one coming. This permanent A list super model, who likes to pretend she is innocent and a goody goody just was wasted and reeked of pot the other night while out with her celebrity boyfriend. I just assumed with all the sobriety issues with those close to her she abstained.
August 2, 2015
If this latest installment in a super hero franchise goes over budget, the studio might want to look at how much time and money is being spent making sure there are plenty of gay porn stars on the set for quickies and orgies.
X-Men: Apocalypse
December 31, 2013
This almost A list mostly movie actor who some would probably consider A list was held by police in a country in South America this week for several hours until he paid for the damage he caused to a woman he beat because she wouldn't do what he wanted during sex. Apparently the actor's girlfriend was in the room at the time and was questioned at the scene but released. An ambulance was called to the hotel and the police came with the ambulance.
Shia LaBeouf
August 1, 2015
This A- list mostly movie actress/producer/ former television actress from a long running network hit show which is over is taking a lot of flack from women’s groups for continuing to support this jerk of an A list comedian/actor who regularly abuses women.
Amy Poehler/Louis CK
January 7, 2014
This A list mostly television actress from a hit network show was basically drunk for the 48 hours leading to her wedding and she was told by more than one person to not go through with it and our actress was making a huge mistake. Apparently the husband is trying to isolate her from her friends and wants her close to protect his interests. Probably to pad his wallet too. He has been pushing hard for a baby to lock everything in.
Kaley Cuoco
They were pretty close to calling it quits. This married foreign born dual threat A- list actor not named Benedict was estranged from his wife. Then, they did some talking and some sexing and now she is pregnant. Things are apparently really good right now.
This foreign born probable one album wonder has spent every penny she earned off her biggest hit. There is nothing left. All gone in a year. She is living off advances from her next record but has almost blown through all of that and signed away rights but just keeps on pretending she has tons of money.
This foreign born A list mostly television actor who has worked here and his home country where he took his turn in that show had a three month fling with one of his recent B+ list co-stars from a network show.
January 7, 2014
This former A list mostly movie actress who doesn't work enough to maintain that level is B list and probably will be for a long time because of her name. Offspring of a celebrity and proud of it. What she isn't proud of is she says she has gained 40 pounds in the past year and is considering having surgery for a lap band because she doesn't have the willpower to lose the weight on her own. She says she was never more grateful for a cold winter in her life.
Carrie Fisher
January 12, 2014
This B list mostly television actress from a very hot show who is also a writer is in negotiations to pay off some other writers who say she stole their work after mentoring them. Apparently mentoring meant getting their ideas and then taking them for her own.
Lena Dunham
#1 - This former A list musician, who has been in a couple of great bands has also been on a reality show with his wife at the time. On his first date with women he makes them watch a video of him pleasuring himself.
#2 - This former A list mostly television actress who does not act any longer, but is still an A list celebrity with A+ list name recognition says she is almost deaf in one hear from all the beatings she suffered while married to this former A+ list musician.
#3 - This foreign born former B+ list mostly movie actress was in some really big movies. Academy Award winning movies. She says she lost the lead role in two late 80's early 90's blockbuster movies to this still A+ list mostly movie actress because unlike the A+ lister she was not willing to sleep with someone to get the role.
#4 - This married former actor turned sports commentator was out of control on coke the other night and snorting coke off any body parts of women who would let him.
January 14, 2014
This former A+ list mostly movie comic actor who will probably always be A list left his girlfriend at home the other night at a party because he said it was an industry thing and she would be bored. You know, because she is only like 20, maybe 21. So, our actor was solo but not for long as he hooked up with two waitresses from the event and walked across the street to the Hyatt and took the only room available. A $5000 a night suite. He spent two hours with the women and then left, leaving the two women there who racked up a $2500 room service bill.
Jim Carrey
January 15, 2014
Is there even a place in a fur showroom to have a quickie? Somehow this former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a give me a C, a bouncy C thought it was the perfect place or her suitor did. The one who bought her not one, but two furs with almost a six figure value. I don't know what guys see in her but she must do something others won't. The two weren't shy about it and the staff all listened in on it. There were no other customers in the place at the time.
Lindsay Lohan
January 16, 2014
This C+ list mostly television actor who was in a very hit cable show is having trouble finding work. He is also having trouble finding money. So, during last week's gifting suite extravaganza he hit every suite three or four times and is now selling it all on eBay to make a few bucks.
RJ Mitte
Smoking pot for several hours straight was probably one of the reasons the performance of this former A+ list tweener turned A list singer/really bad actress was so awful when she appeared on this long running network hit show.
This original back in the day singing tweener turned actress turned back to singer/spokesperson was A+ list back in the day. Now, more like a B- but with A list name recognition partly because of the family name. She is cheating on her husband.
January 24, 2014
This foreign born B- list celebrity/sometime actress who has had a big year name wise was drunk while shopping yesterday and stood naked in a dressing room trying to get her friends to join her. She spilled red wine all over the carpet too.
Rita Ora
Never one to take chance her personal life will be exposed, this A+ list mostly movie actress arranged for couples therapy for her husband out of the country. For one week they had sessions everyday to try and save their marriage.
There was a time not so long ago that this foreign born celebrity from a multi-faceted celebrity family was A list. Sure, it was because who she was dating and the fact she kept getting photographed with her significant other, but she was A list. Now, she is barely working and is struggling with drugs and booze. A shell of her former self.
In what is probably one of her final chances in mainstream television, this former A list television and movie actress, who is now a B lister is being just as difficult as ever on set. There is a lot of physical comedy and she wants a lot of it reduced because she doesn't like to do it. She keeps asking to change lines she does not think are written in the right way. She should be grateful someone took a chance on her.
Literally every single time this actress steps out of her house, she causes some kind of scene that ends up here. She is a regular. I would say once a week she ends up in this spot for bad behavior. It probably is as easy as guessing Rita Ora, except this actress is mean and entitled. At a charity event this week, our B list mostly television actress from a hit network comedy complained about the food and drink selection and that it was cheap and blah blah blah. It was a charity event. She is so annoying.
For two days straight, this B list mostly movie actress from an acting family which is also a celebrity family without the actors in it, didn't smile or eat or even drink anything during 4 straight hours of interviews. Just a vacant expression and monotone answers to the questions of reporters.
During a recent fashion week not in New York or Paris, celebrities invited to a certain show were asked to model a certain outfit. Every single celebrity and actress did. Except for one person. This former A list reality star who is still hated refused. Her reason? She wanted to show off her line of clothes, shoes and handbags in the photos that would be taken and thought the outfit was ugly. She didn't even make it past the red carpet because so many reporters asked why she was not wearing the outfit that she bailed.
Proving once again that he is a tool among tools, this B list mostly movie actor, who thinks he is way above anyone else in life told his actress girlfriend that he was far too busy being a star to attend her premiere. She has been his arm candy at things for him, but he would rather have dinner with that B+/A- list former franchise actress he is co-starring with now.
This A- list mostly television actress on a very hit network show who also happens to have an Academy Award nomination/win, went off on this A list reality star yesterday. For 20 minutes she ranted about how the reality star glossed over the whole homewrecking thing she did to our actress and blames the reality star for everything that happened to the boyfriend of the actress after they split.
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort keeps showing up to big events. Half of the time she causes a scene or wants all the attention. Because she is at all these parties, it makes her look like she is invited. Nope. Almost every single time she is a +1 of someone. Now though, some party planners are making it clear that no one is allowed to bring her as a +1.
January 24, 2014
This Real Housewife was at a party a few weeks ago and met this Mad Men actress who treated her like crap and shook hands like the Housewife was supposed to kiss her ring.
January Jones
January 27, 2014
This former A list tweener who is still a barely A list singer/celebrity threw herself all over this A+ list rapper/sometime actor. He had no idea who she was. She was all over the guy and grinding on him and bringing him drinks and letting him do what he wanted. At some point someone told him who she was and he jumped up and said he didn't want any more drama and liked being with nobodies now.
Ariana Grande/T.I.
Much has been made of the life and career of this former A list mostly movie actress. Books and films have been made about her and she was involved in so many relationships either as the other woman or the woman being cheated on. After her movie career, she had a tragic life. This though is about what she did before and during the early stages of World War 2. Our actress was a spy against the US. While seemingly the rest of Hollywood was joining the military, our actress was touring bases and meeting dignitaries and passing everything over to the Soviet Union. Our actress was a die hard communist. She was so committed to the cause that she basically gave up movies for half the year each year to go to New York. She said she went there for Broadway, but even though she was married she ended up sleeping with countless men who the Soviets wanted to blackmail and get information from. She was a famous face and every man she flirted with instantly wanted to sleep with her. She was the perfect honey trap. No one had any idea she was setting them up to be used and blackmailed.
January 28, 2014
This reporter who has a pretty big name works for a big news company that doesn't have a magazine but seems to have everything else gossip and entertainment related told publicists he would trade interviews with celebrities for positive remarks about whatever they were wearing no matter how hideous it actually was. Lots of publicists took him up on it. He had nothing negative to say about anyone. Real journalism being practiced over there.
Ross Matthews
January 31, 2014
This B- list mostly television actress from a hit network show starring one of my favorites was overheard on the phone screaming at her boyfriend because he wouldn't pay for a private jet flight for her. Apparently she had to take a flight that didn't have a first class section. She screamed and yelled for 20 minutes. Eventually she took two flights and went 500 miles out of her way just so she could fly first class.
Naya Rivera
February 1, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress, who should be C based on talent but is A+ based on name told some friends the other day that her husband treats her like crap and verbally abuses her all the time but that she won't leave him because she doesn't believe in splitting up a family.
Megan Fox (Guess she changed her mind)
Been awhile since there was a good family feud. These two sisters are both actresses. Mostly movie. The older sister used to be the big star, but her career is starting to fade into indies while her younger sister is rocketing towards A list. Apparently the two barely speak to each other any longer because of the jealousy of the older sister.
Just as the NBA season gets underway, this top 10 player who has a lot of children with a lot of women is cheating on his latest girlfriend with another woman. Hey, at least he didn't cheat with a high schooler this time.
February 1, 2014
This B list singer/celebrity who has the ability to be A+ depending on who she is with, wants a $1-2M wedding. Her boyfriend said that's great. He refuses to pay for any of it though except a honeymoon and says if she wants that big of a wedding she will have to pay for it. Now her budget has been reduced to $100K.
Kelly Rowland
This OITNB actress got into a really loud argument with this former A list tweener actress who had her own show and still acts like she has her own show even though she barely works. The former tweener was heard by the OITNB actress making rude comments about how the OITNB actress got her role.
At least she was polite and willing to share. This former A list reality star who is a celebrity offspring and now is back in reality television was doing some coke in the bathroom at an exclusive party this week right at the bathroom counter. One person who moved to the sink next to our reality star says the star offered some of the coke when she realized the woman was looking at her.
The current girlfriend of this A+ list mostly movie actor would not stop name dropping her boyfriend at an event this week. She was trying to get attached to any project she could by using his name. I think she realizes her time in the limelight is small and she is trying to make the most of it but everyone thought she was too pushy about it.
The whispers are becoming louder for this A list in her mind everything that she is pregnant. More and more people on set are talking about the new angles which she is being shot to avoid seeing any baby bump.
This Pretty Little Liars actress was hot and heavy for this former tween actor about to be huge last weekend, sure was acting differently back in LA this week when she was hot and heavy for a guy old enough to be her father.
The celebrity wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor provides financial support to a known celebrity racist.
This former A list tweener was stopped before he went out to appear on live television yesterday. A handler for the event, zipped up the coat pocket of the tweener after spotting a vial of coke in the pocket. He wasn't the only one who noticed it, but the only one who did anything about it.
This A- list mostly television actor who went from a hit cable show to a hit almost network show has tried to stuff himself back in the closet the past few years, but I think even he is getting tired of the act. The actor has started posting photos of his boyfriend to social media. He doesn't call him his boyfriend, but it is a start.
Last week this A- list mostly movie actor was telling his co-star/girlfriend they should get married. This week he is hooking up with the actress he beats up and the co-star says she has lots of secrets to spill.
February 6, 2014
This aging former A list mostly movie actor who has a nice career resurgence with a hot franchise might be more famous for who he sired than his own work, at least with a younger generation. Anyway, our actor looked great running up and down the street for his CrossFit class and when he finished walked over to his car parked right in the street in a disabled spot. Our actor even has the disabled placard. Nice.
Donald Sutherland
You wouldn't know it by looking at them. This foreign born A list mostly movie actor (#1) and his A-/B+ list mostly movie actress frequent co-star (#2) have a habit of destroying not only their own relationships, but those of others too. It all started a few years ago when they were working on a movie together. The pair had been ruthlessly hazed on set by some of the other co-stars. To get even, the pair took some photos of one of the co-stars, who is an A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family. The photos showed the co-star canoodling with a woman. The photos were sent to the actor's wife who shortly after the photos were sent, separated from her husband.
Fast forward a few years. Our actor and actress are involved in relationships other than with each other. They get sent a script which they both want to shoot and start hanging out and discussing it. The next thing you know they are in bed together. Our actress almost immediately gets busted by her actor boyfriend. He goes on a drug fueled rampage. It is an interesting side note that our actress got her boyfriend hooked on drugs in the first place. Meanwhile #1's actress girlfriend hears about the drug fueled rampage and starts asking questions about why it happened. #1 admits what happened. He could really say anything because his girlfriend is not going anywhere. She is locked in. She does have some drug issues of her own, but has been fighting the urge to start using again. The only time she really leaves the house is to see her therapist or go to a meeting. Work is almost non-existent. I think she is scared to leave for long because #1 might change the locks.
Fast forward a bit further and the two are shooting that movie that brought them back together. It took them all of two days before they were hooking up again. This whole thing is just going to explode in front of them.
February 6, 2014
Simon Cowell once had sex with this A+ list celebrity who is very married and likes to pretend she was a virgin until she got married. It was only when Simon dumped her that she found her true love.
Beyonce
February 6, 2014
Tom Arnold once had sex with this now A list reality star/celebrity/host who was an A+ list model at the time and can still walk a runway.
Tyra Banks
February 7, 2014
This B list singer who had her wedding televised spent twenty minutes yelling at her limo driver the other day because he dropped her 20 feet from the entrance she wanted instead of directly in front of it. By the time she finished yelling at him she missed the check in for her flight and had to stand around another hour waiting for the next one.
Keyshia Cole
This married A list singer claims to have the perfect life and marriage, but she must know her celebrity husband cheats on her a lot when he is out of town, which is frequently.
These two celebrities seemed like they were bff. Well, for a short time they were and had planned on a reality show together. Apparently they both wanted this A list rapper for themselves and the arguing became hitting and now the two don't speak to each other.
February 7, 2014
This A list reality daughter needs rehab in the worst possible way. She has no supervision and is a mess that has not even looked at a school book in months and is more concerned with getting high than anything else. Her parents don't even pretend to care.
Kylie Jenner
While his foreign born B list actress wife who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is out promoting her new movie, her celebrity husband has been taking full advantage of her absence by spending more time with his go to side piece.
One of the children of this Academy Award winning actress is not the biological child of the people she calls her parents. Yes, her mom is her mother, but the man she calls dad is not. The husband of our actress knows the truth about the affair, but the daughter doesn't.
This B- list actress barely works right now. She was in that franchise. This past week she talked about how she was fully involved in her new product line and blasted celebrities who don't. Hey, for years, she has been begging companies to let her throw her name on anything as long as there was a paycheck. Ever since she got married she thinks she is really high and mighty and above everyone else.
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show that has been buh bye for quite some time is married. For now. Her husband says our actress gets drunk and abusive, both verbally and physically and he moved out of the home they shared.
If there is one thing you don't tell this A- list mostly movie actress, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and filming a franchise, it is that she needs to look slim for a certain portion of the movie. Our actress, who has always had an eating disorder has almost collapsed several times over the past week because she is not eating. The only thing that has saved her from falling a few times are pieces of the set or people she has been able to hold on to.
This fixture in the blinds is a B list mostly television actress on a hit network comedy. She claims to have a boyfriend, but she was certainly not acting like it at a dinner the other night with a guy not her boyfriend while she was out of LA.
This married a-hole of an aging actor who got his start in the original way back in the day and has milked it for decades while hating it at the same time kept asking a female reporter to go back to his hotel room with him and would not stop touching her. The guy is creepy.
This foreign born reality star from a show that is about to bite the dust loves to pretend what a great businessperson she is, but the only thing she did was burn through millions of dollars of other people's money and was only thinking of herself when all her employees lost their jobs.
With no chance of a wedding and with no more money making joint opportunities to be had, these two very recent former reality stars are calling it quits. She is actually seeing the musician she hooked up with during filming of their show.
July 24, 2015
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress pulled her kid out of school and transferred him because the school would not fire a teacher she didn’t like.
Charlize Theron
He might not be able to watch porn where he is staying, but this former reality star from a very popular reality show turned hated celebrity is still cheating on his wife. Apparently the two have been hooking up for almost the past month. The woman he has been hooking up with told people close to her that he wants to marry her. Well, that is what he told her which she passed along. She may be right because his wife has spoken to a lawyer within the past week.
February 10, 2014
This A list super model who flirts with reality television and has a sweet sounding name was blocking an exit by talking to a reporter and wouldn't move out of the way to let a group of people out. “I'm f**king ________ and you can wait a minute. This is Fashion Week. I am Fashion Week. Now shut up and let me finish.”
Coca Rocha
February 11, 2014
The other day someone handed me a slip of paper and on that little note was the amount of money this B list mostly television actress on a fairly hit network show has raised doing charity. She has a very memorable name. She has raised on her own somewhere near $10M and got her fairly recent boyfriend to get his friends to contribute $10M to start a foundation. The thing is none of her charities are sexy and she is out there every single day trying to raise money for her causes and never asks for anything in return. She is someone people should be looking to as a role model if you want an actress to be your role model.
Lucy Liu
February 11, 2014
This A+ list singer/celebrity finished a show this past week and was backstage and left her door wide open and seemed oblivious to the people walking down the hall past her door while she was fully topless in plain view of crew and fans and people. She plans everything so maybe this is a new her. Very unlike the old her.
Taylor Swift
This wealthy executive managed to pull off a feat that is not that rare in this household. Two years ago he had sex with a former A+ list mostly movie actress who does not work all that much any longer. Last month he had sex with the actress daughter of the former A+ lister. They have shared before.
This former tweener who actually started before she was a tween had a pretty good summer with her music. She was recently out of the country and cheated on her actor boyfriend with a woman she met working at the hotel where our singer was staying.
February 11, 2014
This A list designer from a brand everyone wears couldn't get any top celebrities to appear at her show. She also got ticked off at reporters asking her questions about everything other than her designs and walked off and threw a water bottle when out of sight, but not out of hearing of the reporters.
Jenna Lyons
Throw out a story that makes people want to go aww and they choose it over the truth. This former tweener turned bad actress and as yet to be seen singer has a drug problem, no matter what she says or which tabloids pull out their kneepads.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is no stranger to cheating cheated on her significant other with a recent co-star. The good news is she left her significant other before anyone besides him really found out. Lots of people are going to be disappointed the co-star is taken.
As is the norm when this Academy Award winner/nominee who got his start on television visits this infamous celebrity, the celebrity had a 19 year old ready and waiting for the two of them to have sex with. The celebrity has no shortage of women he abuses, but it is really disappointing the beloved actor joins in.
The attitude from this married foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is in a franchise might not just be because no one wants to hire him, but also a drug problem. Apparently our actor is hooked on pills. Not something I expected to hear about him.
This former B- list mostly movie actor got his brief fame from a hit pay cable show. He didn't act for several years. Now he is back acting and not telling his down low hookups with men or his public hookups with women that he is HIV+.
It was the first time in a long time, this closeted NFL player talked about his celebrity girlfriend. Apparently she is kind of over the whole beard thing so he is really talking it up so she will stick around.
Earlier today I wrote about a permanent A list model. At the same event where she was using coke she also got into a screaming match with this washed up B list mostly movie actress turned escort to anyone with enough money. They really do hate each other.
This celebrity probably has A list name recognition to go along with being an A list a-hole. He is also a convicted child molester. Apparently he has become worse. He constantly is having sex with other women while his significant other is home with him. He knows she won't leave him so does what he wants, when he wants.
This former B+ list mostly television actress will make her return to television this season after a long absence from the screen because she is not a very good actress and won the television lottery with her long running network show. Anyway, she is usually the one being cheated on, but the tables were turned last week when she hooked up with a barely (and I mean barely) legal D list actor.
July 24, 2015
When this actor/model hooked up with a Miss Universe the other day he made her wear her sash and nothing else.
Tyson Beckford
In what is becoming a familiar pattern for this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now an A lister, he has cut another person out of his life. This time it is his father. Well, let me clarify. His father is in his life in name only and when it suits the actor. Our actor is not exactly known for his good works or deeds. In fact, he is probably in the top five pain in the butt actors to work with. He is a jerk and an a-hole, but is really good looking so keeps getting more chances. Our actor talks a good game about charity and how his father inspired him, but the truth is, when his dad needed him the most after an operation, our actor bailed. His dad had some work done on his brain which had a lot of side effects. Instead of getting his father the help he needs, he cut him off and the dad is now living at an old family friend's home with no income and no way to work with his condition. Meanwhile, our actor keeps using the dad's name as an example of how good our actor is. It is an awful situation, but our actor doesn't care. As always, our actor always puts himself first.
July 30, 2015
This B+ list actress stars as a lead on an almost television show. The story is based on her, but she is about to be killed off. She is doing everything she can to change the minds of the writers and producers.
Taylor Schilling
February 14, 2014
This A list television actress on a very very hit network show caught her husband with strippers a couple of weeks ago. Well, she didn't actually walk in on him but he had videos on his phone of strippers giving him lap dances. He told his wife he was on a business trip. Because of a certain situation she is certain whether she is going to file for divorce now or in a few months but it will be revealed regardless.
Kerry Washington
February 19, 2014
This foreign born B list celebrity who does a little bit of everything and does it annoyingly spent an hour in a club bathroom the other night puking her brains out after trying to prove she could chug an entire bottle of vodka. Nothing says a great night like the cool dirty tiles of a club bathroom stall.
Rita Ora
This permanent A list singer is filming a movie which will probably be horrible. She insists on no more than two takes to get back to her trailer and wine.
Despite her preference to date men who will pay her for the pleasure, this southeast Housewife wants fame just as badly and to keep herself on the show, so she she hooked up with a family member of another Housewife.
February 21, 2014
This former B list mostly television actor has been arrested about as many times as series he has appeared on. His arrests are always gloriously horrific. Our actor was spotted walking down Robertson picking cigarette butts up off the ground and smoking the ones that had any thing left to smoke.
Andy Dick
In a hookup no one probably could have seen coming, this singer with a boyfriend she doesn't have sex with hooked up with this former A list mostly television actor from a hit network show who has moved on to movies. The two were in town at the same time and one thing led to another.
Look for this closeted A- list mostly movie actress, who is only that high because of that franchise to be spending a lot of time in NYC or moving her new girlfriend back to LA. Our actress met a waitress while in NYC and is head over heels in love.
Although she walked in Paris, this model/celebrity offspring was supposed to be at one other show but canceled last minute because her coke use is out of control. Previously a casual user, her boyfriend has her using almost constantly at this point.
I guess because she is selling something, this former A list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show that was based on a movie who has only had misses since then was signing autographs. You won't ever get a photo with her, but she was, for once signing autographs. That didn't last long because she got into a verbal argument with a guy who wanted her to sign a cast photo from the show which made her famous. She refused and then he said something and she said something and she told everyone she was finished after signing two. The thing is, I would not put it past her to have used the person as a stooge just to make it look like she was wronged.
After years with the same hair stylist, this former A list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show that ended on television a long time ago dumped the stylist. Apparently the color put in her hair was not what our actress wanted and verbally let the stylist know that in front of everyone and then called several times after to make sure the point really was driven home.
Apparently coke is more important than saving her marriage. At an event this past week, this foreign born permanent A list model was wasted on coke before she even arrived and kept at the coke use during the entire event. Her celebrity husband is probably gone for good at this point.
July 29, 2015
This B+ list rapper’s money problems are so bad that he is pressing for a marriage really quickly to his reality star girlfriend. He has been trying to get her to do it but since she is filming there has not been a chance. He knows there will be a prenup but he doesn’t care. He just wants her to pay for everything now and he will finally have a chance to get some breathing room.
Tyga/Kylie Jenner
July 29, 2015
This actress is probably B+. I would move her higher but her hit pay cable show is an ensemble and she never does anything else but her show. Considering her duties with the show that is probably understandable. Anyway, her temper is legendary and she literally threw a drink at a production assistant this week when they dared bring her the wrong drink. The drink hit the ground in front of the PA and splattered everyone within five feet.
Lena Dunham
July 20, 2015
This foreign born B list actress/model is supposedly dating this A+ list mostly movie actor. Apparently it must not be all that serious considering she is earning about $25K a day spending time with some married European heir to a company.
Irina Shayk/Bradley Cooper
February 25, 2014
This B list mostly television actress from a very hit, very good cable show better watch out for her B list mostly television actor from a long running cable hit show on a different network. She thinks they are forever. They are except when he is on set with his local girlfriend.
Troian Bellisario "Pretty Little Liars"/Patrick J. Adams "Suits"
This former SI cover model was at first happy people wanted to take their photo with her the other day. Way more than normal because she is rarely recognized. She was less than thrilled though when she found out they all thought she was Khloe Kardashian.
This model/one time actress in a movie franchise that requires no acting skill who has a boyfriend who only stars in movies that require no acting skill spent a flight from London to LA being as rude as possible to a crew of flight attendants. Just one thing after another and made it clear she thought them beneath her.
Even though a movie has started shooting with this B list mostly movie actress who has a stalled franchise, the studio is pressuring producers to dump her because she is considered box office poison. One bomb after another, including a very recent one.
After their last international trip together was a disaster, this former A+ list tweener who has new music finally coming out just hooks up with this wannabe model/celebrity offspring when they are in town together and she needs a few bucks.
February 28, 2014
This former A list pop star who used to always be at the top of the charts broke her marriage vows two nights ago because she wanted to have sex with one of her television idols. The fact he has not had a hit on the air since she was an early teen didn't stop her. Apparently she watched the teen drama every week and was not going to miss out on a chance.
Michelle Branch/Luke Perry (and shortly after this, she left her husband)
February 28, 2014
This former B list mostly movie actor who is now an A list f**up really messed up this time. His girlfriend had an emergency and had to call 911 and go to the hospital and this actor was a strip club drunk out of his mind and didn't know about the situation for hours after she went.
David Arquette
February 28, 2014
This relationship I predicted would make it to next year is struggling because the B list mostly movie actress cheated on her actor boyfriend with the writer/producer/star of one of her upcoming movies which won't be as good as the original.
Amanda Seyfried/Justin Long/Seth MacFarlane
July 20, 2015
This arguably most famous player on the NY Giants is cheating on his significant other with a celebrity offspring.
Victor Cruz (two months before his girlfriend sent out the mass text)
