July 14, 2015
The only celebrity who could keep up with that B+/A- list mostly television actor’s drinking at Comic-Con that I wrote about yesterday was this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee.She was so brutally wasted much of the time that her ex wanted nothing to do with her. He has grown up and she is getting worse all the time.
Norman Reedus/Jennifer Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult
July 9, 2015
Not sure for who he is doing it, but this A list mostly television actor who just got one of his multiple shows renewed got a vasectomy reversed this week.
David Duchovny
June 14, 2014
The significant other of this A list mostly television actress from a hit network show has been sexting his ex-girlfriend who he never has really stopped talking to.
Kaley Cuoco
June 20, 2014
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a C list waste of space has spent about $50000 in the past four days shopping at Harrods and she was not using her own credit card. The guy she is seeing must be a complete idiot. She must do something no other person on earth will do for the guy.
Lindsay Lohan
After giving men another chance this past month and getting burned yet again, this A+ list singer spent all this week hooking up with her longtime girlfriend who is constantly pushed aside when a new man comes along.
After recently seeing herself on television under less than ideal lighting, this former A+ list celebrity turned singer turned actress got massive amounts of work done to her face and debuted it this week.
Why yes, that was the barely celebrity wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor eating alone in the downstairs eating hall at The Plaza. She then got a text and quickly made her way upstairs to a suite where she stayed for two hours. The suite is permanently booked by the company that her former boyfriend owns.
This long time married former A+ list mostly movie actor who got his start on television is now A- in work, but has A+ list name recognition and probably will forever. He recently agreed to do a new movie because this former A+ list celebrity turned actress turned director promised a never ending supply of men to keep the actor happy. If there is one person who can deliver on this promise, it is her.
June 25, 2014
Apparently this former B list mostly television actress turned reality star is not quite as innocent as she would lead you to believe. She too has been seeing someone on and off for a few years when she flies to Florida for business.
Tori Spelling
June 28, 2014
This A list reality host from an A list reality show that is actually about something finally had sex with this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner. Two days later he dumped her. Well, his assistant did the dumping. Not a wise move considering how much of a grudge our reality star can carry and the damage she can inflict.
Padma Lakshmi/Richard Gere
June 30, 2014
This back in the day foreign born former A list mostly movie actress who has gone from one end of the fame spectrum to the other in her career and the guys she dated was dating a very wealthy man. I say was, because our sobriety challenged actress was with him when he died. A short time after he changed his will to include her. Heart attack is the actual cause of death that was released this week, but his family has lots of questions.
Brigitte Nielsen
July 9, 2015
She wants a quickie wedding. Apparently this quickly fading from A list status big one hit wonder singer is leasing everything she has. Houses, cars, and anything else that can be leased rather than bought. Plus, even with just leasing she is almost out of cash.
Iggy Azalea
What B/C-list actress and wife/beard to that closeted A-list actor had to leave an event early because she was drunk out of her mind and possibly washed down a mixture of coke and pills with that booze? She's probably nervous that an upcoming memoir will expose her and her husband's shady activities that until now have been covered up by their PR team
This former Real Housewife is an idiot. She was at a PETA event and kept talking about one of her clothing design lines that she is doing entirely in leather. Yes, people were horrified, but she didn't get it.
This B+ list mostly movie actor is an a-hole. That is well documented. No one was happier than me when his chance at headlining a movie crashed and burned because no one watched his movie. Apparently he has been dating a Russian woman and he beat her pretty badly. She told her family who paid a visit to the actor but have been put off retaliating against him because of his fame.
July 6, 2015
After a rough night of partying, the girlfriend of this B list singer/hopeful one hit wonder/tool stayed back at the hotel while he cheated on her in the few hours he was free from her on a morning last week.
Robin Thicke
Happy Friday everyone. Not much to say except that I will as usual, be here all weekend and if you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
Apparently last year there was a scare. This A- list mostly television actor on a very hit network show who got his fame on another hit network show back in the day was spotted with a guy. Not just spotted, but full on making out in a gay bar. Nothing wrong with that, but our actor is deep in the closet. He has had a series of beards over the years, but has never needed anything longer than for a month. Now though, he is on what will probably be a very long running show. What to do? Find him another beard. It turns out it was really easy to do that. A co-star. An actress who loves fame and with the right compensation and commitment was ready and willing. It didn't matter she was in another relationship. She didn't care at all. This was going to take her to the big time. To his friends and to his sometime boyfriends, this was all a big shock. At one point he had been set to come out and now he was back in the closet with a woman who also managed to turn this into a lifetime commitment. She loves it. No one is quite sure how she pulled off what she did, but there is no coming out the closet for the actor now and his agents and managers love it.
July 22, 2014
Some things never change. The first call this married foreign born former A- list singer makes when he goes to his hometown is to his ex-boyfriend. His wife expects it and knows it, but doesn't like it.
Gavin Rossdale/Gwen Stefani
July 26, 2014
This aging B- list mostly television actress who is a Golden Globe winner spends most of the money she earns on three or four much younger men who are her constant companions. She loves spending time with them and loves showing them off and doesn't care what people think.
Jacqueline Bisset
July 30, 2014
This B- list mostly television actor from a hit show that one of the cable networks that belies its name refuses to film any one on one scenes with one of the leads of the show. He hates her and never fails to take digs at her when he can. They have done group scenes, but no one on one even though they are siblings. He is thisclose to getting kicked off the show.
Jake T. Austin/Maia Mitchell/The Fosters
If this A+ list mostly movie actor finds out his model girlfriend hooked up with a musician from a former A list band whose members have dated countless celebrities than the girlfriend is going to be shown the door really quickly. Our actor never likes to be shown up. He does the dumping, not the other way around.
This married B+ list mostly movie actress now that she walked away from a hit television show is arguably higher on the list than she should be because of her A list husband. Anyway, our actress appears to be cheating on her long time girlfriend or they broke up because our actress was spotted making out with a very young female model while out of the country.
July 6, 2015
This female A list rapper wants you to support her while a family member battles a serious illness, but has no problems trashing another family who recently faced the same thing.
Nicki Minaj
This married permanent A++ list celebrity has been well behaved over the past six months, but even he could not pass up a chance to hook up with this permanent A list super model who always attends his charity functions.
This former B+ list tweener turned bad actress and possible singer made about 20 trips to the bathroom on a recent flight. She would have a shot of booze and then go right back to the bathroom. She was feeling no pain by the time the flight landed.
This A list reality star, who is the youngest star in the family has been having sex with her bodyguard way more than with her celebrity boyfriend.
This B list actor is an Emmy nominee/winner. He stars on an almost television show and is openly gay. Before the show, the actor never got lucky. I mean ever. Now, he has guys wherever he looks but he only has sex with escorts because he says they are the only ones he trusts.
There she was. Our B+ list mostly movie actor who only gets that high because of her name and not her acting talent traveling with her girlfriend. They have got this down to a science. The girlfriend walks ten feet back so she does not get in any pap shots. Our married actress never goes anywhere without the girlfriend. She could care less about the husband.
This B+ list actor keeps trying to do television and failing. He has had some big success back in the day with a big television classic and even had a movie classic that may finally get a sequel after a couple of decades. Anyway, he has been taken in by the teachings of the cult and is cutting off a lot of people close to him as he gets more and more wrapped up in the cocoon. Sad to see.
"Stroke my ass. She was dancing like a lump on a log and she was gonna be eliminated anyway. She probably had a reaction to some fillers she was getting for those duck lips of hers... quack quack! And yes honey, her partner was paid to keep his mouth shut. Furthermore, what moron let her bring her cellphone in the hospital to take a damn selfie? Girl, bye!'' - B-list singer/reality star/host on a fellow contestant on that competition show. You think they hate each other?
This A list everything in her mind is the subject of some whispers on set. Well, more than usual. Apparently she has been gaining weight over the past month and went up a full size in her wardrobe which is a big deal for her. Pregnant? With who's baby?
Apparently the friend of Ryan Reynolds who was accused of trying to sell the baby photos of Ryan's baby is coming forward and his version of events is completely different. Naturally. The friend is an actor on that somehow still airing almost network show. He has some very very surprising revelations and things are going to get really good.
July 5, 2014
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is one of the stars of that car franchise cheated on his latest boyfriend with his rich ex. The boyfriend was crushed because our actor had been talking about marriage.
Luke Evans
This actress is married. Two franchises, but not really all that well known. The name recognition outside the tabloid world is probably not anywhere close to where she is list wise. A-/B+. Her husband knows she has a temper. He knew from their fourth date. Apparently they got drunk and had sex and drank some more. He was using the bathroom and she kicked in the door while holding up his cell phone and asked who someone was in it. She then threw the phone at him and stormed out. Ten minutes later she was all over him and wanting sex again. Nothing has changed except that he now tries to record as many of her outbursts as possible and documents the injuries he has received from her. He is holding on to them, not to go to the police, but for the inevitable divorce and getting a much larger settlement than would normally be possible. He thinks they will split sometime in the next year because she can't turn down a good on set romance. It was how she met most of her exes. With her filming schedule going into overdrive over the next 12 months, it is not a question of if, but when.
August 1, 2014
This basically married without actually being married A list mostly television actor who is finished filming television for now has been hooking up with this up and coming B list singer who is a critical darling of the media and other performers.
Jon Hamm/Kacey Musgraves
August 3, 2014
You would think this former A list singer reduced to a C lister now would be much nicer to his A list wife but she is only with him because of the kids at this point. She doesn't want them to have to hear why their parents are getting divorced or read about the cheating he did multiple times. He keeps cheating knowing this and then keeps asking for forgiveness.
Gavin Rossdale/Gwen Stefani
August 5, 2014
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is also a model and generally appears in all her husband's movies is so worried about gaining even a pound that she only eats once per week which means she will usually only go to one event per week because she knows she has to eat at an event because people are watching her to see if she eats. Once a week.
Milla Jovovich (except when she is pregnant)
This A list singer dumped his actress girlfriend when she told him she was pregnant. I mean he has been cheating on her the whole time but he actually dumped her. When she had a miscarriage he came back. He is such a tool.
This Grammy winning singer is probably B list. At one point, not that long ago, the soul singer was probably A list. He is set to come out of the closet after a health scare involving himself and his boyfriend.
August 8, 2014
This almost A+ list mostly movie actor tried to have sex with this former B+ list movie/television actress who has had some serious issues in the past year. They were co-stars on a movie and she finally agreed to go out with him and they ended up in her hotel room where he passed out drunk and didn't wake up for almost 24 hours.
James Franco/Emma Roberts
Look for this A- list reality star turned adult film actress turned reality star on multiple shows to go blonde. Apparently work has been drying up and her proposal to wear a blonde wig is not working.
Ticket sales have been surprisingly low. Really low. You can't cancel shows by saying that though, so the medical excuse is always better. Makes people feel sorry for you. That is what this A- list singer is hoping for anyway.
This is a case where the PR team really needs to be careful. Our favorite foreign born singer/actress had her team talk up her new romance with a former A- list rocker turned live off my money and fame and not get arrested celebrity. Problem is she is also seeing a record executive on many of the same days her PR team says she was with the rocker.
This B list mostly television actor got his big break on a long running pay cable show and now he divides his time between some network television roles and movies. Oh, the closeted actor recently got married to a woman so I'm sure that will turn out well.
This flash in the pan B list celebrity turned very brief network reality star is on her second attempt at a relationship for publicity. Her first crashed and burned when the actor she was dating moved on to his next monthly girlfriend. This relationship probably won't last much longer than that, but she is getting some publicity, which is what she loves.
This former A- list mostly movie actress who is the offspring of Old Hollywood has celebrity offspring of her own. She is also using again for the first time in ages but the results are not good. She is not as young as she used to be and the partying is taking a huge toll on her health.
This A list foreign born mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. At a charity event this week she was awful to everyone involved and was doing coke so openly that she was making the organizers nervous there would be complaints from donors.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress has a brand new network show that is doing really well. While promoting the show she had a connection with this married tool of a talk show host. It has only been a few days since she did the show, but has met with him twice since then. I wonder if he would leave his wife for this one.
August 12, 2014
This former B list mostly television actress/model is now a C list celebrity and that is being generous. Very generous. The only money she makes is from her former A list ex. Alimony. She is so broke financially that she is selling her two lone items from the wardrobe she kept from her very hit show. I don't think she ever thought she would split from her husband or that her popularity would end.
Donna D’Errico
This fashion house is credited for one of the most important fashion innovations ever. Now though, under new ownership it is a horror house. Literally. The owner treats everyone like a slave, which is not all that surprising given their upbringing. That was kind of the norm for them growing up. Contracts have been awarded for manufacturing all of the garments to companies who use child and slave labor. No one will ever catch them though because the owner of the fashion house has a lock on most of the news that comes out of the country. If you want to model for the line then you better be prepared to be passed around to all the men who are financial backers and red tape cutters for the company. The owner has zero respect for anyone unless they are rich or famous. Preferably both. When you think of evil people who run companies, this person is right at the very top of the list.
August 16, 2014
This former A list reality star hopes to be A list again when her new season starts airing. She is playing the victim card beautifully despite being the more frequent cheater in the relationship. She is just much more careful and only picks men who have more to lose than her if the fling went public.
Kendra Wilkinson
August 20, 2014
This blind item favorite who used to be an A list mostly television actress before becoming a star of direct to On Demand movies has no money for drugs so has been having sex for drugs. She is a mess and is even worse off than Lindsay was at her worst. Plus our blind item favorite can't charge as much as Lindsay.
Mischa Barton
August 23, 2014
This A list reality host is tired of answering questions about a two week relationship. She says that he got what he wanted and then dumped her and he opened his mouth about it so now she always has to answer questions and feels stupid all the time while he has moved on to other women.
Padma Lakshmi/Richard Gere
If you are a celebrity, or are rich, or can do her a favor, this former B+ list tweener turned bad actress will be your best friend. If you are just a fan though, she has zero time for you unless she is being paid. One of the more rude celebrities to fans right now.
This permanent A list supermodel always talks about how she has never done anything to her body, but in the last couple of weeks she had several procedures performed on her to keep herself looking like she always has.
June 19, 2015
This A- list mostly movie actress has been involved in a long relationship with a B+ list mostly movie actor. He tried to give her more chances but she won’t change who she is and now she is seeing someone else.
Amanda Seyfried/Justin Long
For the first time in a decade this former A+ list mostly movie actress who was that high for a split second before barely getting any work did not have to sleep with anyone to get a part. The lead actor, who is also producing the movie thought she would be great for it. She says she kept asking him if he wanted to sleep with her or what was the catch. That is how bad it has been for her since the peak of her fame.
The sparks have been flying between this foreign born B list mostly movie actress and this foreign born B list mostly movie actor who everyone seems to think is hooking up with the actress from the acting family. Nope. It turns out he has been hooking up with the foreign born actress while they promote their movie leaving her actor boyfriend in the dust. Serves him right.
A fan wanted this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor to pose with her on a red carpet the other day. The actor, who is known for going full frontal obliged. When the woman held the phone up there was a photo of her topless on the screen with her phone number. Apparently the actor hooked up with her while the movie was playing. He sent someone out to get her during the movie and had sex with her at the theatre.
Ultimately there were just too many drugs and too much cheating by this former A list mostly movie actress for her B+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend to take and the pair split. It was a long time coming.
This openly gay B list celebrity/former reality star has no income right now. He still has a name, but no income and his last boyfriend dumped him for cheating. Now, our B lister is trying his best to land this B list mostly television actor from a hit network show for money and to keep the fame train going.
This barely relevant reality star got pregnant with a married man's baby but convinced this former rapper turned B- list actor that the baby belonged to him. When the actor found out, he dumped her. Probably knowing she had slept with the other man for money probably helped with the breakup decision too.
The last straw for this barely celebrity girlfriend of an A list rapper to dump him was when she caught him naked in a room with this A list rapper who has an A list reality girlfriend.
This fashion editor who is almost as well known as Anna Wintour got hammered at a charity party in Milan and hooked up with a guy in a side room. She said that is how she prefers her relationships. Quick, with no chance of them moving in with her.
August 26, 2014
This actress is C list. I am being really generous with that, but in about two months when her new network show hits the air she will be B+. She is one of the leads on the sitcom and last night at a party she was literally the best thing about the night because she kept running up to A listers and would try and act cool but inevitably start gushing about them and ask to take a photo and she was ear to ear smile all night. Next year after her show has been on the air for a season, it will be interesting to see how she has changed.
Kelen Coleman (unfortunately her show didn't even make it one season)
Both of these people are B listers. If their new shows do well, they have a chance to be A-/B+ list mostly television. The woman in this relationship is foreign born. She has cheated on her boyfriends in her last five relationships. All overlapped. All people she met while working with them. The last time she cheated was probably the biggest headline maker. This time when she cheated, no one really noticed until she had moved on. Oh, she tried to halfheartedly pretend that the relationships didn't overlap, but she doesn't really care any longer. All she cares about is her craft, her significant other and the drugs he got her hooked on shortly after they started dating. She was never really a drug user, but he kept telling her how it would help her work and lo and behold she landed a huge part. The only problem is that producers are already talking about replacing her character if the show gets picked up for an entire season. She used to be reliable. Now her work is vacant and she always shows up late.
August 27, 2014
This jerk of a mogul and sometime reality star was at an event this week with his wife and and cut her off every time she tried to speak and told her to just sit there and look pretty.
Donald Trump
August 27, 2014
This B+ list mostly television actress has not been saying nice things about her A list actor husband while she has been at work this week. Nothing nice at all. And she has been very loud about it too.
Jenna Dewan/Channing Tatum (now that her show was canceled, she can go back to B-/C+)
August 30, 2014
This A list celebrity trainer was shunned at a party this past week. She was trying to fit in, but first of all looked ridiculous and like she was trying too hard, and second of all made a move on a guy with his girlfriend standing right there.
Tracy Anderson
This former singer turned celebrity turned reality star turned B- list mostly television actress on a new network show is ticked off at her former bff who is a celebrity/part-time actress. The former bff knew our B- lister was hooking up with this athlete, but when our actress started shooting, the former bff moved in and took the guy and his money.
August 30, 2014
This foreign born B list singer not named Rita Ora said she was into only women and then later said she was misquoted and only likes guys. She might say she likes guys, but her girlfriend of a year would probably disagree.
Jessie J
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister was a reality star turned celebrity turned reality star.She is married and is back on drugs in a big way. Meth apparently and she was wasted at an event this past week while out of LA.
One of the lead characters of this hit, long running ABC show is set to be killed off. Something has to be done to stop all the fighting and bickering on set between the two leads. One of them has to go. Which one will it be? Producers are hoping one of them will ask out of the show.
This former A+ list singer has dropped to A- and is hoping her side gig will push her back to the top. It might not be that easy considering her racist beliefs are set to be plastered all over the tabloids in the coming weeks.
Dating an A+ list mostly movie actor is quite the step up for this B list model, who a year ago was working the yacht circuit and Dubai to make ends meet. Although she is a well known model, she made much more on the circuit and is hoping for a big payday down the road after being with the A+ lister. He doesn't pay.
Desperate to keep her name in the tabloids in an attempt to recapture her A+ list mostly movie acting status, this celebrity offspring is going out on dates with a closeted former tweener who is mounting the kind of comeback she wants.
No one is quite sure why this celebrity turned reality star is hiding the fact that she is using a surrogate, but she is, despite her claims to the contrary.
What A-list mostly television actor has been getting frisky with one of his costars on the set of his upcoming TV show... who happens to be another man? Actor #1, who is married to a woman, has had numerous relationships with men dating back to the very beginning of his career. Actor #2 is still deep in the closet and hopefully this show will put him back on the entertainment radar. So on the first day of shooting the pilot, Actor #1 made his intentions to Actor #2 known right off the bat.. he grabbed the latter's ass between takes. I don't know if Actor #2 has returned the favor but I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has two franchises but still no big name recognition was at an event last week with her husband. Apparently she did not care for a reporter's questions so turned to her husband, and said, "F**k these losers." That will probably be brought up the next time she is promoting a movie and wants to talk to reporters.
This A+ list singer used to be best friends with this other A+ list singer. Back in the day if they had been in the same place at the same time they would have got together. Not now. Neither of them can stand each other and when they had a chance to meet this past week, they blew it off. It all revolves around drugs, a guy both of them hooked up with and a woman/girlfriend one of the A+ listers treated poorly after a sexual encounter.
September 12, 2014
This foreign born B list singer not named Rita Ora was supposed to walk a runway as part of a show where she sang but the designer told her they had no clothes big enough. Apparently the singer has gained about 20 pounds since a first fitting a month ago. That is a lot of weight in a month, but she looks good to me.
Iggy Azalea
This former B+ list tweener is now a B+/A- list singer who would probably love to act again or do whatever she can to make a few bucks and stay in the public eye. She has tons of female fans. Gazillions. They obviously have never spent much time with her though. You will be lucky if you get a hello from her if you see her in public. Other women who have worked with her don't usually have anything nice to say about her unless she is still below them on the fame ladder. If she is above you, then you need to do what she says or serve your purpose and then be gone. This is all so fascinating to me considering she generally prefers women to men sexually. Oh, she won't say that. She does though. Now, if you are a guy, she will get along great with you. Her percentage of male friends to female friends is 95/5. She gets along with guys. With women, it is always her first and other women second. She won't compliment other women unless she is getting something out of it too. She cannot say anything nice without also mentioning herself. She seems sweet, but when you start to look into her world and her actions and talk to people who have worked with her, everyone sees it. She had a gig a few years ago that was a disaster. The thing is though, she made enemies with her female co-star and ended up sleeping with her male boss. That is and has been her m.o.. I have personally seen minor celebrities in awe of her and look to her as a role model and then they spend a few minutes with her and get dismissed and realize she is not the hero or the image they thought.
September 16, 2014
She's back. It must be three or four weeks since our favorite foreign born B list singer/part-time actress has caused any trouble. So, she probably felt like she had some making up to do and set her sights on this married iconic musician/singer at a party and turned a hug into kisses and more kisses on his neck and lips throughout the entire night and made sure he had her phone number. She was all over the guy. It was embarrassing even for her and that is saying something.
Rita Ora/Paul McCartney
September 20, 2014
Proving once again that she is just not very nice, this B list actress from a hit network show threw a tantrum until she was allowed to change an outfit so she didn't have to wear the same thing as the “fat girl,” who is her co-star and a MUCH nicer person and a MUCH better actress who is going to have a very long career unlike the mean one.
Sarah Hyland
September 22, 2014
This acting couple with past sobriety issues actually have a nanny who is also their sober coach and is with them all of the time. It seems to be working. It has been a long struggle for this pair.
Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart
This former A+ list tweener is a lucky guy. His drug dealer got stuck in traffic so our former tweener turned do nothing didn't have drugs on him when his bag was searched upon arrival in a foreign country this past week. I guess they have heard about him too.
This former A- list singer from a group turned reality judge has been hooking up with the married President of a country. Twice in his country and once recently in a different country.
September 23, 2014
When this aging former A+ list mostly movie actor who is trying to get back to that status after several years off asked for some strippers to be delivered to his hotel room this weekend he had his security people check i.d's. Not to make sure the women were legal, but to make sure none were out of their teens. One security guard stayed in the room, including the bedroom the entire time. Apparently there were issues in the past about sexual assault claims so our actor likes witnesses when dealing with strangers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Almost 24 hours of partying led to a very wasted and messed up looking former A list mostly television actress who has lived off her fame for the past two decades. The actress turned celebrity was at an event honoring her and was totally out of it. Eyes glazed and mumbled words were about all she could contribute.
An on set romance that did not have a happy ending involved this married A+ list mostly movie actor who has had a pretty bad month and is not named Ben Affleck and this B list mostly movie actress from an acting family that is involved in a relationship with an actor that will not have a happy ending either. On set, the A+ lister hooked up several times with the B lister, who broke up with her boyfriend because of what the A+ lister said. When they broke things off, her old boyfriend didn't want to get back together so she moved on to her current boyfriend. To say the press tour for the film where they hooked up has been chilly is not a strong enough term.
It is so unlike this permanent A list actor turned celebrity, but his celebrity wife was spotted doing some lines of coke following a fashion week party. To call it shocking is an understatement. Apparently when she decides to let go though, she really goes for it.
This B- list singer/actress from a hit cable show that just finished wrapping is so jealous of her A- list almost television actress ex that the actress ex showed up late to the Emmy Awards just to avoid a confrontation that the B- lister would surely have planned to occur. I definitely see the possibility of a future restraining order.
In order to hide his latest slip with sobriety, producers of this sequel cut the filming day of this former A list tweener turned B list mostly movie actor and have told extras to stay away from the actor when they are not actually filming scenes together.
This former B list mostly movie actor who comes from an acting family and is almost more famous for his ex, than his acting is back on drugs and booze in a big way. His current significant other is tired of being a mother to him and his constant need to party and pretend he is 20. His cheating is also out of control. He needs rehab but won't ever do it.
September 27, 2014
This B list rapper has been making the most of the time that this B list reality star is alone at home with her family gone. His goal is to marry her or at least get her pregnant because he is completely out of money and just had his flashy car repossessed.
Tyga/Kylie Jenner
September 28, 2014
This A- list mostly almost television actress thinks she is big stuff. She doesn't understand why she is having to audition for things, but she is. After the initial success of the show she didn't have to, but she is not that great of an actress and after production started on two projects before having to replace her and her bad acting, word got around. Now she auditions and is not having much luck.
Sofia Vergara
September 28, 2014
What does this foreign born married B list singer do when her boyfriend can't make it to see her? She finds someone else who will give her the drugs she wants in exchange for what he wants. The past months has been crazy for her and I'm not sure how she is alive at this point.
Lily Allen
October 3, 2014
Behind the scenes the staff of this late night show are all looking for jobs because they know they will all lose them if their boss doesn't start improving.
Seth Meyers
What former A-list musician and that iconic model got into a backstage scuffle at an AIDS charity gala overseas? Fists weren't thrown, but there was lots of name calling and screaming. Apparently the musician was being paranoid over rumors that the model had been flirting with her boyfriend in a club a few weeks before the event.
What former girl group member who is known nowadays for something other than singing has been on a booze and coke bender as of late? It's been really bad and her estranged husband is getting concerned that she's sharing the drinks and drugs with a family member, which she is.
What A/B-list actress and singer who has appeared in more than one medium agreed to sing at event sponsored by that slimy cult, even though she's a devout Christian and abhors their beliefs? Her reason for accepting this odd gig was that she was getting a big fat paycheck. It just seemed like a desperate move for some extra cash.
What singer-songwriter who might or might not be one of the breakout stars this year was spotted making out backstage with that married A-list rapper-mogul at that charity concert? This isn't the first time they've been intimate.
October 7, 2014
This B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition doesn't even own a phone because her B list actor husband doesn't trust her. In a world of insecure in Hollywood he is at the top.
Megan Fox/Brian Austin Green
October 8, 2014
This A+ list singer heard that this other A+list singer never dressed herself, but let her assistant to do it. So, our first A+lister has gone one better and now has her assistant also undress her. It made a private jet pilot pretty happy when he wandered through the cabin and saw it happening as our singer got ready to land.
Mariah Carey/Rihanna
October 13, 2014
This former B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister has been fairly quiet the past few years after a few very wild years prior to that. Her latest boyfriend is a married man with several kids, but our offspring says love is love and doesn't feel bad about it at all.
Kimberly Stewart
October 13, 2014
This B- list mostly movie actress from an acting family who only scores that high on the list because of her family name and future scheduled projects has long battled sobriety and she is losing that battle right now because she wants to fit in with her new boyfriend.
Dakota Johnson
