March 10, 2015
“She’s always been so full of s**t, I’m not surprised she’s tossing these lies around. He wrote that role for ME!” – B-list actress currently on a hit TV show about the actress who is saying she was up for her part.
Taraji P Henson/Mo'Nique
March 10, 2015
Why have that A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee and that A-list pop singer been hanging out so often (no they’re not dating)? Well, it looks like she might appear in his next movie, one that definitely win him some big awards.
Leonardo DiCaprio/Rihanna
March 10, 2015
After a panel discussion about the show, two members of the cast from this HBO hit were overheard talking outside while waiting for their cars. It was basically a four or five minute rant about the lead actress/boss of the show. I don’t know how they manage to all keep filming without it all exploding in hate.
Andrew Rannells and Alex Karpovsky/Lena Dunham
March 7, 2015
This Pretty Little Liars actress not named Ashley Benson or Lucy Hale was on a recent vacation and the staff at the hotel where she was staying said she was by far the worst celebrity guest they have ever had and she was there for free and still complained non-stop and was rude to everyone and just a horrible person. They say she was in the top 5 worst guests to ever stay at this resort.
Janel Parrish
This one word named former A list R&B singer solo and in a group finally had a middling solo hit after over a decade of misses is hooking up with the sister of his significant other.
Apparently as long as this former A- list mostly movie actress turned B lister who got lucky again in another franchise passes a twice a month drug test she will get to stay in the franchise regardless of what anyone else says.
The significant other of this Teen Mom told three different people three different stories about what he does to earn a living. I will tell you what he does. He "manages" the Teen Mom.
For the second year in a row this show is also acting as a drug provider/enabler. The recipient this year is a former A+ list celebrity in her corner of the entertainment world. She takes a lot of pills and the prescriptions she has are from a lot of doctors.
March 5, 2015
Xanax bars by the handful mixed with booze is probably not the way to go for this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who loves method acting. His girlfriend tries to keep him out in public so it will be harder for him to use, but he is quite the handful to stop.
Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth
March 4, 2015
This network reality host is finding it hard to get any real high paying work. It turns out that his A+ list singer ex is calling in lots of favors and says she won’t work with anyone who gives her ex a job.
Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey
February 26, 2015
This former A list athlete/celebrity who really did not live up to the A list athlete part as much if you look at his success rate uses a family member to pick up women for him so he can maintain his puritanical image. If the woman is capable of being quiet and good to go, she is introduced to the celebrity.
Tim Tebow
February 25, 2015
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who used to try and make serious movies before giving in to regular comedy films in the family tree of this comic actor was wasted the other day at a fashion show to the point she had to take off her heels because she was facing serious injury after the third fall.
Salma Hayek
This slipping to A list singer had to be told to wipe the coke residue from her nose when she came out of a bathroom during a break in a performance. The singer whispered a very sincere thanks to her fellow restroom goer.
This foreign born singer used to be A list when she was really young. Now she is probably B- list and only that high because people remember her name. She has a really big pill addiction that she needs to get under control.
July 20, 2015
This former A+ list athlete who also did some reality television while dealing with drugs is back on drugs in a big way again and was spotted smoking crack in a room with 10 or so other people who probably never made millions of dollars a year.
Lamar Odom
1) What former athlete who has been in the news quite a bit lately met his now ex wife at Studio 54 when she was on her honeymoon with her first husband? They were all snorting some coke at the same table in the VIP lounge.
2) Which mostly television actress who started in a campy '90s sitcom was a regular at Studio 54 in the late '70s when she was still a starlet looking for someone in the industry to sleep with? One of those people she did end up sleeping with in the VIP lounge was a then A-list mostly television actress who hasn't been acting nowadays. What made it even more freaky is that actress #2's husband watched the entire thing. And no, this wasn't the first time either had slept with another woman.
3) What EGOT winner was speedballing coke and barbiturates for most of her nights she spent at Studio 54? Considering all of the gigs she had during that time, she never got any sleep and would basically perform in a zombified state. Not really that surprising considering the lady in question.
4) What politician and celeb spawn had to be carried out of Studio 54 one night by security because she had not only been drinking way too much but had ingested something other than coke which she had a bad reaction too? Her mother swooped in to do damage control and this never appeared in any press outlets
November 19, 2013
This married A list reality star managed to make $200K for a few hours worth of work. Well, I say it is work but she probably thought it was easy money considering she doesn't usually get paid to cheat. It is probably the only thing she hasn't documented in the past two weeks on social media. That new huge piece of jewelry she is sporting in the photos after was a bonus.
Khloe Kardashian
July 7, 2015
The creepy award of the day goes to this B list mostly movie actress who would be nothing without her franchise who hung out backstage at a fashion show this week and just stared while the models dressed and undressed.
Michelle Rodriguez
April 19, 2012
What former A+ list movie actor spent $10,000 a pop to fulfill his fetish of using a woman's body as his ashtray for his ever present cigars.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
This full court press of publicity is going to backfire big time for this former A list reality star. There are a couple of women set to come out and share their stories of being with the former reality star's husband.
August 23, 2015
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress might be a half a world away but she has somehow managed to be in almost as bad a shape as she ever has. In the past week she has been so wasted that she took a tumble down two flights of stairs and she kept trying to take the microphone and sing at a huge event for someone else.
Lindsay Lohan (and now all the stories about her at the wedding are coming out)
This A+ list mostly movie actress who has one more installment of her hit franchise to promote was doing lines of coke like a champ last night. She had stopped using for awhile but I guess she is back on the coke express.
This B- list mostly television actress who is basically out of work now that her most recent show bit the dust is getting money and promotional offers by name dropping that A+ list friend of hers. She is telling them that her A+ lister will retweet photos and they are basically getting a two for one. This will not end well.
Apparently this Teen Mom who has a new gig is pregnant. Now she just needs to figure out who the father is.
The dad of this A+ list singer is going to be a dad again. He got one of the singer's backup dancers pregnant. Hey, at least they have been dating awhile.
She might have the title but when producers saw some of her (B list mostly movie actress) first footage they replaced her. Actually they said they were bringing someone in to advise her, but she was replaced.
Our favorite foreign born B+ lister (do you need more of a description) bailed on a huge event back home for her so she could stay in LA and have sex with a guy who promised to give her some songs and produce her next record. She never changes.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor has not done much since his decade long franchise ended. He sure is enjoying the fame it is bringing him while filming out of the country. He has been having so much sex that he has been late to set or leaving early. He really has gone crazy.
This B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit network show had women all over him the other night and he was picking and choosing and making them show their bodies to him before he picked one to take home. I wonder if he beats any of his pickups.
March 16, 2012
There has been so much drama about horrible actors here this week, that I thought I would tell you about one of the good ones. Oh, he has his faults, but he definitely makes an effort to help others. He is an A lister on television on a very hit show and was in one of the best and most popular movies of the year last year.
Anyway, without any publicity on his part, our actor has made arrangements to purchase 25 tickets to each Lakers and Clippers game to give a chance for impoverished children and their families to attend games which they would otherwise be unable to do. He and his partner also founded an organization which provides after school activities in the arts like music, ballet and drama classes for kids after school. They pay for all the salaries of the instructors and any supplies needed by the kids are also paid for through their efforts.
They have made sure these kids and families have school supplies, Christmas presents and have even paid for birthdays for over a hundred children. The great thing about this, is they have done it all quietly without asking or seeking any attention for their actions.
Jon Hamm/Jennifer Westfeldt
#1 - This A list athlete has been the biggest thing discussed the past month and her name is mentioned for lots of movies and other projects. It will all come crashing down when people start calling her a homewrecker. Her boyfriend was living with someone else when they started hooking up.
#2 - This former A list mostly movie actor who basically has lived off a role from three decades ago is loving the free time he can spend with his girlfriend while his wife is away.
#3 - This spiritual adviser to this A list celebrity is sure taking a lot of time counseling the women the celebrity sends his way.
July 19, 2015
This Academy Award winner is a legend. A permanent A lister who has struggled with addiction and just recently completed another stay in rehab. She is already using drugs again.
Liza Minelli
July 18, 2015
This former A list singer both solo and in a group has screwed over the wrong concert promoter. She thinks she can just run and hide with his money but he will make her pay. She thinks she is tough, but she should seriously consider giving him back his money and apologize profusely and maybe he won’t have her sent to the hospital. Oh, he has sent bigger people to the hospital before.
Lauryn Hill
December 6, 2012
This A list all movie actress has always prided herself on her control when it comes to drugs so no one was shocked that back in the day she could hoover up more coke than anyone and not let it affect her while it sent some of her celebrity girlfriends straight to rehab and derailed their acting careers forever.
Cameron Diaz
This A list athlete/celebrity had a bunch of her new food line brought to a practice facility for her fellow athletes. When an arch rival, who is an A+ list athlete/celebrity found out who they were from she dumped them all in the trash.
This game show host not named Drew Carey has been known to have sex with attractive female audience members. He invites them back to his dressing room for a "tour" in between shows.
July 17, 2015
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee opened the door to her hotel room stark naked. Nothing on. The room service waiter also got a good glimpse of two men in the living room of the suite who were also naked.
Tilda Swinton
The former wife of this former A+ list mostly television actor misses having the cameras around her but does not want to do reality television. There are still too many times she is not camera ready so to speak so she is going the porn route. She will make some bucks and get the fame without the grind of reality television.
This celebrity offspring who also had a very short run as an A list singer with the crazy name made some really anti-Semitic remarks the other day which were on par with a Mel Gibson rant.
This has been coming from her side rather than his because nothing ever comes from his A+ list side. She, a B+ list former mostly television actress from a hit cable show turned movie actress is being groomed to be the next Mrs. He likes her and they get along and she fulfills most items on his checklist.
Trouble in paradise for this B+ list mostly television actress from a recently ended network show who is moving to a new show for fall. She has been cheating on her boyfriend with a producer from her new show.
This A- list mostly movie actress we all love has not been able to film the past two days because her drinking and drug use has been so bad. So far they have been able to shoot around her, but she needs to get better soon or they will have to find a replacement.
This A list singer never stops hitting on other women other than his actress girlfriend. The other night at an event he hit on this brand new actress who was A+ list in her other performer job.
This B+/A- list mostly movie actor who also has an actor brother brought a stripper to the set of the movie he is shooting. He says she is his assistant, but a month ago she was giving him lap dances in a club.
This actress who was in a blind yesterday changed into a bikini over the weekend and her back was one big bruise. Apparently she drank so much that she fell off a deck at her home and landed on her back.
July 16, 2015
This foreign born former A+ list singer thinks she can compete with the younger singers of today and decided to spend several hundred thousand dollars to try and look a couple of decades younger. She should just go out and sing her music but she misses the days where she was a sex symbol and can’t stand that she is not any longer.
Shania Twain
A few weeks ago this Academy Award winner/nominee shared a story. She is always good for a story and has way way more than most that are far more juicy than most. She is good about sharing. She said the worst experience she ever had on a film set was making this film back in the day. She was probably A list at that point in her career and so was her female co-star. Despite their status though, their male co-lead was never punished or fired or anything even after both of the women complained to producers that the actor was groping them almost constantly and our story teller said that at the beginning of filming she had gone on a date with the actor not knowing what he was like. She says that he forced her to have sex and that whenever they were alone on set he would try again.
July 10, 2015
This A list game show host gave $2M to the USO last year and raised another $2M by selling things he didn’t need any longer.
Drew Carey
July 9, 2015
“I can give you look A (gives the look) or look B (gives the look). I only have two looks. So pick one and lets film this piece of crap.” A+ list mostly movie (mostly action) actor on the set of his new movie.
Bruce Willis
July 9, 2015
Over the weekend this aspiring Presidential candidate made a hasty retreat when he saw this long time A list celebrity/athlete/stripper dater headed his way with a golf club. Apparently he has not taken kindly to the remarks made by the candidate. Hey, it was a golf tournament, hence the golf club.
Donald Trump/Alex Rodriguez
This former A list singer while in a group who probably also killed someone has been trying to adopt a child for the past year but has been turned down by most agencies here in the US. So, now she is looking to ruin the life of someone from out of the country.
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress turned television actress says she is still married. I don't know why she would want to be married to her actor husband but she hooked up with crew member on her show and has been seeing him several times each week.
March 3, 2014
Academy Award Party
This B list celebrity/sometime model offspring of A+ list actor parents was using coke last night at a party and was doing so in the vicinity of this A+ list celebrity who freaked out that the two could be captured in the same photo. There are reports that the B lister was also doing coke with her mimosas earlier in the day but hurried away when she was spotted.
Ireland Baldwin
She says she is sober but the stench of booze coming from this former A list mostly movie actress in a franchise turned B list take what she can get movie actress was overpowering. Almost as bad was the work she has had done to her still very young face.
This actress is better at acting than I gave her credit for. She is B list and has a catchy name and is in a rarely ever filming franchise. She had a promotional event for her new project about three hours after she learned her husband had an Ashley Madison account and was really friendly and smiling.
$10,000 a month is reportedly what this A list reality mom pays her boyfriend every month. Not nearly enough.
A male escort is selling his story about how he had sex with the on again off again boyfriend of this female A list actress/singer who does neither well.
I don't know if she is going method or not, but for the first time I can remember, this B list mostly movie actress who used to be married to an A+ lister is chain smoking in public rather than sneaking the occasional cigarette and she is using more coke than she has since her early days of television. Both have been aging her. Quickly.
I don't think this A- list mostly movie actor has ever been a blind before. The comic actor who moves up and down the list depending on his movie releases also has a side gig. He also recently cheated on his wife while out promoting his new movie.
This never before been in a blind is on a very hit network show. She just became legal and is in for a world of hurt when her boyfriend sells the naked photos she sent him. He only went out with her until she did send him some so he could sell them.
This B- list mostly movie actress was B list until her hit network television show recently ended. She has some movies scheduled for release which she hopes will push her back up the ladder. One thing that won't help though is if she gets caught cheating on her long time significant other.
July 7, 2015
This former full-time talk show host turned part-time talk show/red carpet host kept a huge news story to herself in exchange for a bit part in a movie with a salary that was about ten times what she should have earned.
Maria Menounos/Entourage
It is not like this celebrity got off to a great start. Her first touch of fame was as a homewrecker. She loved being famous or infamous and wanted to stay in the limelight. She has actually managed to pop up in the news a few times since for some of her other exploits. What she does now though to earn a living is to have sex with guys for money. She has no problems with them recording it. She has had a ton of surgery and is a constant user of drugs. She thinks she has it all together but she really doesn't. People who knew her before and after say she never touched drugs before, loved her body and would never let guys film her and splash it all over the internet. The crazy thing is this has all happened in just a few years. From normal to rock bottom.
July 7, 2015
This A+ list mostly movie actress “looked like a zombie” on a recent flight. She didn’t move or speak during the 9 plus hours of the trip. No eating, no going to the bathroom. Just sat there motionless. When it was time to leave, someone tapped her on the shoulder and she got up.
Angelina Jolie
May 29, 2014
This B list mostly movie actor has been funneling money like crazy to his wife in order to make it seem like he has none. Our B lister probably doesn't realize that his new wife plans on keeping it all.
Terrence Howard
July 21, 2014
This former B+ list mostly movie actress who was in some very very big movies and had a very A list boyfriend was in a park the other day screaming into a cell phone. A toy cell phone. She did this for about 15 minutes before “hanging up.”
Lara Flynn Boyle
The friendship of these two former best friends is on the rocks right now. They are both B list. Both actresses although one started off as something else. The one who started off as something else was horrified to learn that her best friend used to sleep with this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee throughout his marriage. Even though the marriage ended a long time ago the affair revelation was recent.
This closeted A- list mostly movie actress had another night out with her friends. It looks like she might have a new girlfriend too. A very very tall new girlfriend. The two spent some time in the bathroom sharing a little treat which caused our actress to go from bad mood to great mood and even left a huge tip.
May 28, 2014
This east coast Housewife should know that her husband has been seeing two different women on a fairly regular basis. I can't believe the wife doesn't know about them. It is not like he is trying too hard to hide. Not Ramona Singer. Not Teresa Giudice. Not Melissa Gorga.
Kristen Taekman
They didn't touch, but this closeted A- list mostly movie actor who still has a role in one franchise after being dropped by another did have his boyfriend with him at a huge event this past weekend. They walked around together and stayed in the same hotel suite, but no PDA at all.
Apparently this former boy bander turned host cheated on his wife with a transgender female. Things are probably not very happy in the family home this week. Hey, the good news he didn't use Ashley Madison.
This Teen Mom might claim she is drug free, but the guy who sells her meth says she has not been paying and if she doesn't, then he is going to start spilling and he knows a lot.
This foreign born B list singer who is only that high because of her higher ranked actor boyfriend was all smiles as she devoured line after line of coke at a party this weekend. Apparently she was the life of the party and everyone was happy to let her take the lion share of the coke.
This foreign born B+ list actor was fired from a very hit pay cable show because his acting was so awful. Apparently all those acting classes after he was fired paid off though because he is about to be launched on the world as the lead of a set to be released big box office hit and the co-lead of a superhero movie.
Considering how much they both enjoy people of the same sex, the engagement of this actor/actress couple will probably lead to them being happy together for a long time.
It was plenty awkward when this former A list reality star turned drug addled celebrity turned multiple more reality show star was at a party this weekend and every guest at least pretended to eat some food. Our former A lister just drank water and refused multiple offers of food. Wafer thin this one.
This foreign born A list athlete in his own country and sport is probably a B- list celebrity here in the US. He still is a world class cheater though and his wife is going to end up going back home alone.
July 5, 2015
This former A list singer might not even be 30 yet but it has not stopped her from hitting the botox hard the past few months. That and a few other procedures combined with her need to have everyone notice her with her hair color has everyone worried about her. This is not just about getting older.
Kesha
#1 - This former A list reality star who starred in multiple MTV shows is cheating on her husband. Well, she calls it taking a break.
#2 - This former A list singer in a manufactured group turned reality judge is hooking up with this married permanent A list celebrity who would have his A+ list profile and image damaged forever if someone found out. I will say that she is usually discreet, but she is being careless. Showing up in places where he is with his family for one.
#3 - This foreign born model is cheating on her celebrity girlfriend with someone much younger. As in would probably be illegal in most places younger.
November 14, 2014
This married A+ list mostly movie actor got away with a warning and an instruction to change drivers the other night after he was pulled over for DUI. I guess the police officer is a fan.
Ben Affleck
December 31, 2014
To save all of her sponsorship deals, this B list celebrity/athlete spent most of the money she has in her bank accounts to buy off some people who would have cost her most of her future income.
Hope Solo
December 26, 2014
Probably not the best Christmas gift to give to a woman. This B+ list celebrity gave his A- list performer girlfriend a gift card for plastic surgery. He thought that she might want to get a certain part of her body fixed and this turned into a huge argument that has turned into a two day text and phone call battle. She did much better on the gift giving.
Nick Young/Iggy Azalea (but it looks like she ended up using it after all)
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who can barely get work now is on a daily regimen of HGH and steroids to go with his excessive booze intake. He is a deranged mess right now.
This foreign born B list celebrity/offspring says that if her celebrity/reality star/former co-worker does not start telling the truth that the foreign born B lister will start revealing some truths of her own which she promises will be the downfall of the career and marriage of her former co-worker.
December 23, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress barely works. I mean she is an actress but she will always be more famous for the A+ lister she was married too. Anyway, she made the life of one waitress a living hell by returning food multiple times and at one point drew a photo of exactly how she wanted her food put on the plate. Tip? No tip. Everyone at the restaurant had been excited when she came in but never want to see her again.
Katie Holmes
The husband of this former B+ list mostly television actress from a now defunct hit almost network show who managed to make more of a name for herself by her boyfriends and what she wore on the red carpets says the couple have never had sex. Probably one of the reasons they are splitting.
This Pretty Little Liars actress has been quiet as of late. It does not mean her drug use has abated. It has become so bad she will probably enter rehab in the next few weeks.
Another controlling relationship bites the dust. They were former co-stars. She was an A list mostly television actress who does mostly movies now after her show ended. She also is doing some producing of a great almost television show. Apparently his constant "advising" just wore her down to the point she couldn't take it any longer and the two are over.
This formerly married, oft cheating celebrity chef may be making a porn video very soon if her new boyfriend has anything to say about it and the boyfriend definitely knows porn.
I'm not sure why comic convention organizers even invite this B+ list mostly television actor from a hit cable show. Sure, the show is popular, but once again he managed to be hammered for the entire event and was pawing and groping any fan who showed any interest in him. I think he goes for the fan attention and because the women come to him and he does not have to do any work. Plus, the free booze.
This A list mostly movie actor/director/producer claims he is straight but the men who audition for him would say something else. If you want a part in one of his many movies and you are an up and coming actor you are going to have to earn that part on his casting couch.
December 21, 2014
The Teen Mom that seems to never leave this space has been trying to get a friend of hers to come forward because the friend hooked up with her ex. The friend though is unwilling and our Teen Mom is just hinting at it but won’t say anything because of what her ex will say about her.
Leah Messer
December 19, 2014
What A++ list musician couple had to leave that A++ list songstress’ party early a few nights ago because hubby was annoyed that he and his wife were the only black people there?
Jay-Z/Beyonce/Taylor Swift
December 19, 2014
What aging R&B legend who has had several run-ins with the law pulled the “don’t who know who I am” card recently while shopping for Christmas presents?
Dionne Warwick
December 17, 2014
This B- list celebrity who used to be a model and became famous because of someone she was with not that long ago in the past says she was dumped by this actor turned talk show host/reality host after they hooked up a few times. Apparently they are not even working together any longer.
Amber Rose/Nick Cannon
Doctors have only given this former A+ list mostly movie actor who was the most popular actor on the planet for awhile a few months at most to live.
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress might be a half a world away but she has somehow managed to be in almost as bad a shape as she ever has. In the past week she has been so wasted that she took a tumble down two flights of stairs and she kept trying to take the microphone and sing at a huge event for someone else.
This brand new very hit network show already has some drama outside of the show. Apparently the celebrity husband of one of the stars is hooking up with another of the leads. The wife does not know, but several of the other cast members know and it is causing a lot of drama.
December 11, 2014
This former B list tweener from a very popular tweener show back in the day has attempted suicide three times in the past month and has a family member staying with her 24/7 while they raise funds to get her help.
Lark Voorhies
December 8, 2014
This A list mostly movie actor is known for getting into a suit. He is also known for dumping this A+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show because she wanted to get married after one date and even told the tabloids they were getting married. Anyway he has a new girlfriend who does things to him he has never had done so he is perfectly willing to excuse the things she does which he has publicly stated are 100% the opposite of what he believes.
Henry Cavill/Kaley Cuoco/Marisa Gonzalo
December 7, 2014
This former A list reality star/celebrity who everyone still hates after all these years told friends that this was the second Kennedy she had sex with. When she was 17 she had sex with JFK Jr.
Paris Hilton/Patrick Schwarzenegger
December 5, 2014
This still married B+ list reality star from an A list reality show made it perfectly clear the other night to this A list everything who is spending some time on network reality himself that she would be willing to hook up with him even though he is married. She loves having rumors about her sex life in the tabloids.
Khloe Kardashian/Pharrell
