April 27, 2015
This B list celebrity who is a Vegas mainstay when not doing television specials has always cheated. He strung along his most recent fiance for years while cheating on her. She is staying quiet right now even though the celebrity secretly married a woman he got pregnant while cheating on his long suffering fiance.
Criss Angel
April 24, 2015
Quite the war between these former Disney A list tweeners turned adult actresses. The co-stars have not had much luck in the real world of acting and the brunette who has slightly better luck hates the blonde right now because she says the blonde slept with the boyfriend of the brunette. She is only finding out about it two years after the fact. Everyone else already knew.
Vanessa Hudgens/Ashley Tisdale
April 24, 2015
This foreign born actress might be A list if her new show gets picked up for next season. Of course on the almost network things almost always get picked up. She is on multiple shows and has a huge heart for charity. Despite not making as much as others she is donating about a third of the money she receives from her new show to establish a scholarship program back in her home country.
Rose McIver
April 23, 2015
This former Real Housewife who made a recent special appearance took offense at this Academy Award winner at a party this week. The actor in question who is not known for being pro-women was walking through the party rubbing his genitals. Every couple of minutes he would take a lap around the room and do it. Our former reality star confronted him about it and our actor told her to f**k off.
Kelly Bensimon/Cuba Gooding Jr.
This former A+ list child actor turned B- list celebrity/actor/performer with A+ list name recognition told some friends the other day that if he could go back in time he would kill a family member who molested the actor and his siblings.
It is hard to believe that this former A+ list tweener turned A+list celebrity who does no acting can have abused drugs as much as she has for the past two decades and still be alive and never been busted. She did get close to busted once when an investigation touched on her. Having as much money as she does helps too.
This A- list mostly movie actress/producer/ former television actress from a long running network hit show which is over is taking a lot of flack from women's groups for continuing to support this jerk of an A list comedian/actor who regularly abuses women.
April 23, 2015
It is usually a different cast member on this very hit cable show that is out causing trouble everywhere he goes. At a recent party, the trouble making co-star was quietly getting drunk as usual, but the actor who is the subject of this blind was walking around the party carrying a pair of handcuffs and slapping them against his hand and it seemed to be working as a pickup line/prop because he left with someone about an hour into the party.
Norman Reedus/Steven Yeun
April 23, 2015
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is taking a spin through network television right now after a very long run on a now defunct long running network hit was at an event yesterday when a woman passed out. The woman had been pushing a stroller. Our actress watched the baby until paramedics arrived and even changed a diaper and rocked the baby back to sleep during all of the commotion.
Cobie Smulders
April 22, 2015
This former A- list mostly television actress who had multiple chances on network television but only ever hit it big the first time has also only hit it once big in movies. She has had serious health problems but there she was chain smoking away for almost an hour this week outside an event.
Christina Applegate
April 22, 2015
This married A+ list mostly movie actor hooked up in Vegas this week with a foreign born host of a US celebrity program.
Channing Tatum
Last Friday in July. Since there was not much news this morning I decided to make this more of an all reveal/blind item kind of day. Makes for a nice summer Friday. I will be here blogging all weekend so stop on by. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
#1- This A list Christmas singer was having sex with a woman while his girlfriend was out to dinner.
#2 - As much as this foreign born singer does hook up with women he also hooks up with men. It is one of the reasons this A+ lister kept going back to him. She does not like boring.
#3 - The former hookup while he was married of this Teen Mom husband made a sex tape with him which I have discussed here before. She actually has filmed three additional scenes with different guys she is going to release after the sex tape with him.
#4 - The husband of this A+ list mostly movie actress sure did have his hand really far under the skirt of the woman he took to lunch at a Century City restaurant.
We have a new possible contender for Coke Mom 2. This former B list model who basically made her fame with her boyfriend and then husband had two girlfriends over and they were doing lines right in front of the model's baby.
The boyfriend of this openly gay former A+list singer in a group who is probably close to permanent A list like the band says that the singer gave him a permanent STD.
This B+/A- list mostly television actor did have a movie role this year, but when you think about it, the whole thing is television. Anyway, our actor recently got the snot beaten out of him when the boyfriend of the woman he was having sex with caught them together.
April 22, 2015
While attending an event in her honor, this aging foreign born Emmy and Golden Globe winner who was once on a very hit, very long running network show was a big pain. Not only did she demand multiple first class tickets for people who never even came, but she wanted two suites on the same floor of a hotel that was not the event’s hotel. She skipped a press event promoting the honor and tolerated about two minutes of photos before and during the event. Not a fun time for anyone.
Jane Seymour
April 21, 2015
This former B- list movie and television actress who achieved her greatest fame on that hit pay cable show from which she was fired had been clean and sober. She even managed to make it through filming a movie with someone who uses more drugs than her. That all changed when they reunited to promote the movie though and now our actress is so messed up again that she could barely stay upright to take photos of another movie she is promoting.
Paz De La Huerta/Columbus Short
April 20, 2015
This good ole boy who also happens to be an actor, an A+ list one at that is kind of a tool when it comes to his wife. She used to have a career and was a host and model and a sometime actress. She gets offers for projects but each time she gets one her husband calls someone and the next thing you know the wife is being passed over for someone else.
Matthew McConaughey/Camila Alves
April 20, 2015
This B list singer recently hooked up with this A list quarterback and he might be great on the field but she said he had no idea what he was doing in bed and she knows the sex lasted under 30 seconds because he started and finished during the same commercial on television.
Ciara/Russell Wilson
This A- list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring is on a three day bender and actually looks pretty decent considering her massive drug use this week. The no showering kind of gives it away though.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has basically moved to NYC to be closer to her married B+ list mostly movie actor lover.
This former A list athlete turned reality star/celebrity trainwreck is desperate to to hide his fling with a transgendered woman but at the same time wants it known how much he supports people who are transgendered.
This B list mostly movie actress from an acting family has a new movie coming out. Her male co-star is getting huge accolades, but not for our do anything to get noticed actress. Her PR company is paying people to Tweet out how great our actress is in the movie and to trash her co-star. She really is desperate to be famous.
April 20, 2015
She likes to pretend she is above all that and would never do it, but this newlywed who would love to be a celebrity and not just a wife to an A+ lister had a recent breast enlargement. She didn’t like the way she was looking in her pap photos.
Amal Clooney
April 20, 2015
This Disney star who is still a minor but who is slated to be the next big star with her rebooted show got sick at a recent event after drinking several shots at the encouragement of this model/celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister.
Peyton List/Georgia May Jagger
April 18, 2015
Without his actress wife there to stop him, this A- list mostly television actor who will forever and ever have A list name recognition because of his movie career got drunk during a premiere this week and passed out in the theatre.
Kevin Bacon
April 17, 2015
It sometimes feels like every woman that this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor has hooked up with over the years works for him or one of his companies. His entire payroll is women who were the other woman.
Clint Eastwood
This foreign born B list model/beard spent the night in a suite at a hotel in London this week when she was supposed to be at the place where her A+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend is staying. I guess he does not care what she does since they don't have sex.
If you thought Kaley Cuoco looked different for BBT this year, just wait until you get a look at this B+ list mostly television actress on a hit network show. Whoa. The work done to her this summer and her weight loss and whatever else she does has her looking like a wax figure. A skinny former coke head one.
This B+ list actress stars as a lead on an almost television show. The story is based on her, but she is about to be killed off. She is doing everything she can to change the minds of the writers and producers.
April 17, 2015
This A- list method actor blew off the premiere of his girlfriend’s new movie so he could hook up with a woman he met earlier in the day. He brought her back to the place he shares with his girlfriend.
Shia LaBeouf
This A list dual threat actor didn't even bother looking for his cracked out daughter. She is a celebrity because most offspring of A listers tend to be celebrities. She is nothing special but most of you know her name at least. It was her mom who hired private detectives to track down her daughter. Basically the mom saved her daughter's life by her actions but the daughter knows where the money is and blames the mom while the dad is beloved. The same dad that left her in the crack den. The crack den where the private detectives found her. The crack den where she had been for about five days and the same crack den where she was sleeping with random men for more crack. Lots of random men from what the report of the detectives says. Our offspring was a mess and almost dead, but she never gives thanks to mom.
April 17, 2015
This A list national talk show host who is on multiple shows on several networks got dumped by one of the women he was seeing because she kept asking to be invited to events and he actually told her she was “for f**king and not for keeping.”
Michael Strahan
June 29, 2015
I figured these two rappers were done feuding, but apparently they haven’t. They almost came to blows backstage after the elder of the two rappers started bragging that she had sex with the younger rapper’s current boyfriend. The younger rapper overheard it all and tried to throw a punch at her until security stepped in.
Lil Kim/Nicki Minaj/Meek Mill
June 29, 2015
The encounter between the two ex girlfriends that everyone was waiting to happen did happen. Right before the show started, ex girlfriend #1 bumped into ex girlfriend #2 and both gave each other the double-barreled salute. Classy.
Rihanna/Karreuche Tran
This B list comedian/actor always comes across as a nice, normal guy. He used to be. Then a hit network show that has ended and a bunch of headlining gigs and shows and books has turned him into as big of a diva as you will find. There is a reason no one wants to work with him twice or why he is not invited to the events of his former co-stars who he had an almost decade long relationship.
Apparently the woman that finally caused the split between this former A list mostly television actor from that very hit cable show that ended and his very long term significant other was this foreign born B list mostly movie actress who basically played herself in her biggest movie role. She hooked up with the lead in that movie and hooked up with this lead from the first day they met. Not sure why her significant other sticks around. Is the baby even his?
June 29, 2015
This foreign born, almost A-list singer had to be escorted out of the Microsoft Theater after he broke a mirror in his dressing room with a beer bottle. He was beyond drunk and was beyond pissed off that he had to share the stage with another (more established performer). Did I mention his mother was there and witnessed it all?
The Weeknd
I can't remember ever hearing about this female permanent A+ singer ever being with another woman, but she is now. Apparently it is not a new thing either. This has been a relationship that has progressed over the past two years with a woman who even lives with the singer.
This A list actress is mostly movies now that her long running network show has ended. She has always been open and forthcoming about her life and been one of the better actress interviews. While promoting her new movie though she has been tight lipped and reluctant to discuss anything other than the movie. Her new boyfriend just has her completely under his control and it is scary to watch what he has done to her.
This A- list mostly movie actress was almost A+ list at one point. An Academy Award winner/nominee she had a boyfriend that she cheated on and he made her life miserable. She couldn't get any work at all for over a year and even the work she is getting now is not really at the same level. It has taken time and a lot of personal phone calls and pleading to get what she has now.
This former full-time Housewife turned part-timer paid a guy $2500 while she was filming to have sex with her just to juice up her storyline because she wants to return to full-time status.
It always cracks me up when the biggest drug user in the family by a great distance is the one preaching that no one in the family uses drugs. Yeah, I am talking about this A list reality star in an A list reality family.
This foreign born mostly television actress who has not had much luck in television or much of anything despite one great critically acclaimed show which lasted a very short time almost a decade ago. She made her fame in the movies and with a paternity question. She also made a planeload of passengers upset when she forgot her passport and sent her assistant to claim it and deliver it to her at the airport.
What former A-list entertainer and EGOT winner recently applied for a permit to use medical marijuana even though she's been a pot smoker since she was a teenager?
What newly disgraced athlete is being set up by his ex wife, who is still waiting for those alimony checks? She and her attorneys have using the focal point of this current scandal as leverage/blackmail.
What A-list actor who has a film opening this week was sporting a noticeably longer hairdo lately? Yes, he has gotten a hair transplant and it probably won't be the last one he gets. He had a noticeable bald spot before the plugs were put in, which made him freak out.
Dear Quentin Tarantino,
I found someone for you to hang out with soon. The celebrity offspring of an A list couple who has done some acting himself was at a party this weekend and kept asking women if he could touch their feet. If they said yes, he would sit down on the floor and rub them for a bit before moving on to the next person.
Jaden Smith
Short and sweet. This A- list mostly television actor who is on hit television role number three has not had nearly as much luck with movies. None really. Nothing independent at least. Anyway, he recently wrote a seven figure check which was one of the reasons he took a recent job. The reason for the check? To keep his relationship with a 16 year old female teen out of the news and him out of jail.
June 29, 2015
This former tweener actor turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actor was smoking meth with locals this weekend at a very out of the way town. He definitely knew what he was doing.
Shia LaBeouf
June 28, 2015
Everyone knows she is a brilliant songwriter. The thing is though, no one wants to work with her for fear of ending up in a lawsuit. So, no one is buying her songs and no one wants to record with her.
Kesha
June 27, 2015
This one hit wonder B list singer with the horrible reputation is A+ when it comes to drug use. He is playing a dangerous game right now and rehab would be the luckiest result. He might end up with a Pete Doherty type situation on his hands.
Robin Thicke
What A++ list singer and multiple Grammy winner's PR team is in panic mode after several people who have worked with the singer confirmed on Twitter that she is indeed a self-centered, bitchy control freak? Don't worry folks, this is just beginning.
"I'm sorry, I don't speak to the help." - mother of an A++ list songstress to a limo driver who was simply asking her if the location he was dropping her off at was the correct one.
June 27, 2015
He is in love. Madly, hey I will give you everything I have if you will date me kind of love. Her? Well this A+ list diva is loving the publicity. She saw what happened a couple of months ago when people thought she had a boyfriend and she is loving it. She is in way over her head though. It is going to be tough backing out of this one. My guess is that it will end up in a big pile of booze and pills.
Mariah Carey/James Packer/Brett Ratner
This B+ list rapper's money problems are so bad that he is pressing for a marriage really quickly to his reality star girlfriend. He has been trying to get her to do it but since she is filming there has not been a chance. He knows there will be a prenup but he doesn't care. He just wants her to pay for everything now and he will finally have a chance to get some breathing room.
It is probably/hopefully only temporary but this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and moonlights on television has taken back her significant other. Yes, the same guy who has beat her multiple times and cheats on her every chance he gets. This reunion will probably last until just the next beating.
The three weeks of sobriety that this B- list celebrity offspring had going for her went out the window the other night as coke was brought out at a party and she hesitated for only a second before hitting it hard for the rest of the night.
This actress is probably B+. I would move her higher but her hit pay cable show is an ensemble and she never does anything else but her show. Considering her duties with the show that is probably understandable. Anyway, her temper is legendary and she literally threw a drink at a production assistant this week when they dared bring her the wrong drink. The drink hit the ground in front of the PA and splattered everyone within five feet.
That was not cigarettes or pot that this beloved A- list mostly movie actress was smoking when she was at an event the other night. It was dark and hard to see, but there was definitely a glass pipe involved.
Much like her always losing at gambling family member, this A- list singer has lost several hundred thousand dollars gambling. She always makes good for the both of them, but at some point the funds are going to run out.
For once, this former A+ list rapper turned B+ lister has been smart. he has been using protection when having sex. Of course he has not been having much sex because the last two times he tried to have sex he had a seizure.
She had to spend one night with the guy but he paid not only her fee, but also spent an additional $100K to take care of her friends and their expenses and trip and shopping which was almost a week long. Way easier than making bad movies and music.
June 27, 2015
This aging foreign born A- list celebrity/talk show host/former talk show host/reality star who is married to a celebrity had so much work done to her lips recently that she couldn’t open them to be interviewed on a red carpet. Couldn’t smile either. It was like a wax figure shuffling down the carpet.
Sharon Osbourne
From the time she was about 12, this former A- list dual threat actress was being molested on a regular basis not only by the producer of her show, but also by two of the writers. She lost her virginity to one of the co-stars of her show while the producer watched. She was alone. She was on the set all the time. She was a vibrant, funny, outgoing person before this happened. Despite her young age, this was not her first acting gig. She had several shows under her belt. She felt pressured by the producer to go along with what he said and he gave her a huge reward. Her own show. This all sounds like a pattern that has been repeated over the years. She was thrilled. She thought all the forced sex and groping would stop. She was wrong. Despite her growing fame, she was always threatened with the show being taken from her and given to someone else if she did not cooperate. After a failed attempt at suicide, she confessed to some close to her what had been happening. They told her to stand strong and she did. A week later when she said no to the producer, she thought everything was going to be great. Three days later, the show was canceled.
June 26, 2015
This model turned spokesperson turned reality star turned gimmick actress was extremely open and honest with people the other night saying she f**ked two different people to get her role in a new movie being released.
Charlotte McKinney
June 26, 2015
The drinking has been crazy lately. Last night was just something that was bound to happen. The talk show host needs rehab.
Jimmy Fallon
June 26, 2015
While his son is in jail, this former A list mostly movie actor is hooking up with the girlfriend of the son. She has moved into the house. The guy is sick.
Ryan O'Neal
This former A-/B+ list franchise movie actor/pay cable actor is on relatively hard times. Nothing seems to be clicking for him, but his significant other is on a roll. He is always hanging out on her set with her because he is terrified she will leave him for someone the same age as her and who is actually getting and keeping good roles.
This Teen Mom pocketed more money than I would have paid her to promote a line of outdoor products. She hates them though and is such an idiot that when fans ask her about them she says she uses a rival product.
May 7, 2015
What one-named B-list R&B singer better think about hiring a new management team because the current one is making her do barely any promo work for her new album and it’s expected to be another flop? Add in club appearances where barely anyone shows and you bet she’s in crisis mode.
Ciara ( Hello Russell Wilson)
This B list mostly movie actor has some very big financial holes which he can't seem to fill. He is taking desperate measures at this point and if caught is going down in a huge criminal mess.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who has not had the best year publicity wise and still keeps himself in that closet set up a company to handle his investments because he is tired of his male lover's name always being publicized every time they make a deal. This way it will just be the name of the company.
This B+ list country singer who got her start on a non country reality show has a significant other but she hooked up with her B+ list singer with A list name recognition ex this past weekend. Not sure what women see in him.
The wedding of this OITNB actress is on hold not for the reasons given but because she is enjoying all the sex with fans that she has been having the past few months. She also managed to hook up with this A+ list mostly movie actress.
The great thing about this B list mostly television actress who always seems to find work on hit shows is that although she is publicly lying about her relationship with this A list celebrity, she tells her friends everything. Apparently they have tried to have sex a couple of times and it was a disaster both times. He even tried to take three Viagra the second time with no success.
The reality star wife who is only famous because she is the wife is cheating on her former A list tweener husband with an ex no name pro-athlete who lives in the same neighborhood.
Don't believe this celebrity offspring turned reality star when she tells you she does not have a boyfriend or any other guy in her life. She has a married guy she has been seeing for awhile and her story is all cover.
That whole cheating on her fiance really has not worked out well for this B list mostly movie actress from an acting family. She played her cards wrong and is definitely losing the PR war because of it.
June 25, 2015
This former B list Disney tweener is now a B- list mostly movie actress who just starred in her first big movie. She also just appeared in a very edgy music video. The director of the video thinks it is because the tweener wanted to lend support to LGBT issues. Nope. She wanted a great audition tape with a very adult feel to land better jobs.
Stefanie Scott
#1- This actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee but you would be hard pressed to remember it. She is still B list but has other side projects that take up a lot of her time. The other night she was waxing poetic about takes samples of her skin everyday and uses that to determine what she will eat and what she will wear.
#2 - This foreign born A-/B+ list multiple Golden Globe nominee/winner for both television and movies is cheating on her dropping quickly B- list actor husband.
#3 - This foreign born female singer who is probably B list in her own country and C- outside it is telling a story about how her actress stepmother was offered the position of beard for this A+ list mostly movie actor but she turned it down because she just couldn't lie her entire life.
June 24, 2015
This assistant turned reality star turned host turned reality star with a lucrative side job is A- list. She thinks she is A+ list though and says she was invited to Cannes Lions. Umm, no, she wasn’t. She said she had other commitments. Umm, no. She was not invited.
Bethenny Frankel
April 3, 2015
With things already on the rocks, the wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor wants to have a baby to secure her future but the A+lister wants nothing to do with having children.He quietly had a vasectomy to make sure it stays that way.
George Clooney
April 3, 2015
Apparently this former A list comic television actor who is still an A list comedian likes his hookers delivered wherever he happens to be.She was given instructions to meet him after a sporting event the other night. He wanted her to meet him by his car and told her where it was parked. He was waiting when she got there.
George Lopez
This Pretty Little Liars actress says that when she drunkenly hooked up with this former A+ list tweener who has not done much except get tattoos and in trouble the past few years that he finished before he even got to the goal line so to speak.
After hearing the paps and other people saying she looks puffy, this former A- list tweener turned dual threat actress stopped taking her meds or at least it appears that way to some people who have seen her the past few days compared to how she was even a couple of weeks ago.
April 3, 2015
The ex-wife of this aging A+ list director/permanent A list actor said that her ex hired several men who would say they did manual labor around the house but were hired to have sex with the ex so our A+ lister would not have to.
Clint Eastwood
This former B list model who never really seems to model any longer and just seems to spend her newly single life searching for a benefactor dumped her most recent celebrity boyfriend. She has moved on to someone much younger and much more naive. The new guy, a B+ list athlete, already dropped $50K on a piece of jewelry for her which she will sell as soon as they split.
You would think there would not be much demand for an openly gay actress during yacht season, but that is not the case. Our actress does it for the drugs and not for the money, but she is the go to threesome partner when that is what is requested. One of these summers she is going to end up dead of an overdose.
The hooker that this a-hole patriarch spends time with on a regular basis finally got her name in his will and apparently slipped him a drug that she thought would kill him. It still might.
April 2, 2015
This former A list singer who is probably a B+ lister now because of her extended rehab stay was absolutely blitzed the other night after a show. She was probably more wasted than even right before she went to rehab.
Kesha
This A- list singer who is currently on tour is using the tour as an excuse to do copious amounts of coke again. She says she will stop when she finishes the tour but she loves how it keeps her thing so she will probably never give it up.
This permanent A list model who still works all the time despite the fact many of her contemporaries have slowed down or quit is really working the yacht scene hard. She works because she blows through all her money thinking another deal or guy will come along. So far this summer she has struck out completely despite really lowering her demands.
This B- list mostly television actress is only this high because of a now decade old hit network show she was on. Everything else she has touched has not turned out nearly as well. Whispers say her drinking has not helped and a recent talk show appearance seemed to back that up as producers very reluctantly let her go on when she showed up drunk.
