June 24, 2015
This MTV B+ list celebrity turned movie celebrity has been smoking every dollar he makes doing appearances right through his crack pipe. I’m surprised the guy is still alive. I know his body can take a lot, but it is pretty much nonstop crack.
Bam Margera
June 16, 2015
A very uncomfortable dinner for the dining companions of this former A list television actress turned A list movie actress turned failed television actress. She and her husband got into a fight about the way he was cooking something on the grill and then she smashed her wine glass down on the ground and yelled before walking away. Five minutes later she came back out and said everything was fine and that she was just tired.
Katherine Heigl/Josh Kelley
June 17, 2015
A little war between these two bff celebrities. One is a former singer turned reality star who stalks an A list rapper. The other is an actress on a show you have never watched but is more famous for a now ex-boyfriend and is probably a B+ list celebrity. Anyway, our B+ lister made some money spending time out of town with a guy recently and the singer/reality star/stalker was ticked off because she says the guy was hers even though she says her stalkee is her boyfriend. All complicated. If the friendship does fracture though, at least the fallout will be so good. Lots of juice.
Christina Milian/Lil Wayne/Karrueche Tran/Chris Brown
June 11, 2015
This A+ list designer is cheating on his long time husband with a 20 something male model.
Tom Ford
This former A list singer both solo and in a group has screwed over the wrong concert promoter. She thinks she can just run and hide with his money but he will make her pay. She thinks she is tough, but she should seriously consider giving him back his money and apologize profusely and maybe he won't have her sent to the hospital. Oh, he has sent bigger people to the hospital before.
If I gave you a million people to list who would cheat on their spouse, this former A list mostly television actress turned behind the scenes person would not be in any of your guesses. It is shocking that she is now doing it.
This celebrity offspring used to be B+. She is the offspring of a permanent A lister. She has a reality show coming out and apparently she is really stressed about it and is back on drugs in a big way. Not a good thing in her situation.
It was probably filmed and my tipster didn't know it, but let us give our celebrities some credit. For now. This A list reality star along with her fading quickly rapper husband gave the largest donation of stuff to a homeless shelter here in CA that the shelter has ever received.
June 10, 2015
What D-list former tweener is charging $75 for meet and greets for gigs at clubs/bars/festivals that he’s basically doing for free? One guess on where that money goes.
Aaron Carter
June 11, 2015
This former A list mostly movie actor who was in one of the best movies of all time has threatened to quit the new network show in which is he is starring because of the diva behavior of the female lead. The lighting and hair and makeup are taking twice as long as normal and he is tired of always waiting an hour for her to be ready for even something as simple as a 30 second scene.
Ray Liotta/Jennifer Lopez
June 11, 2015
What celebrity offspring was freaking out because her lips were still really swollen from a procedure the day before the show. She had a tough time pronouncing words without slurring.
Rumer Willis
July 3, 2015
She wants you to believe one thing, but she is 180 degrees the polar opposite. She has always gone for the hey, I might not wear very many clothes when I perform and my breasts are not real, but deep down, I am innocent look. It is the story she contrived from her very first single. Her image is tightly controlled and even interviews with her are micro managed far more than other artists of her stature. It is very rare she will ever agree to an interview that has not been planned out for weeks in advance. One thing that would never come up because so few people suspect it is her drug use. When you think of singers and musicians you think of drugs, but she is quite possibly the biggest of all time. Yes, even more than Keith Richards. Ever since she hit it big she has been spending money like crazy on coke. Before getting famous she dabbled in coke but she did not pay for it in cash. Nope, she paid for it with her body. It is also how she made ends meet when she was struggling. Somehow that fails to make it into her official biography. It is not like she did that every day. It was a need to buy groceries or pay rent thing. Don’t even get me started on the record executives and managers she landed because of sex. This is a drug story. A drug story that has seen one A list ex have to go to rehab and almost killed him. He feigned a different ailment, but it was the drugs that almost killed him. Another ex said it was like a blizzard of snow and he couldn’t stay with someone who was that into partying and drugs. She has never missed a show because of drugs, but then again she does not have any shows during the day when she is trying to sleep. Also, during her numerous costume changes she often finds the time to do coke. You can always tell when she is trying to quit. She disappears from the map for several days and when she emerges she is always minus makeup and minus any kind of smile and looks like someone who has not slept for a week.
Katy Perry/John Mayer/Russell Brand
This A list singer in a group and solo is cheating on her celebrity husband with one of the producers working on her new record.
This former A- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show that only has spawn of the original on the air has been partying out of control and cheating on his wife more frequently. The guy went from cool to tool in a hurry.
June 24, 2015
The cast of this movie being shot overseas have given up even attempting to have a conversation with their B+ list mostly movie actress co-star. She refuses to interact with any of them and has been a huge pain to everyone involved. She learns it from her actor husband. When they inevitably get divorced she will still probably name drop him.
Blake Lively
Happy Friday everyone. This is one of my favorite weekends of the year. I try to spend the middle weekend of July doing the whole Christmas in July thing and watch the Christmas movies I didn't get to at Christmas. I also bring out the eggnog mix I put in the freezer back in December. Good times. I will still be here blogging all weekend and would love for you to stop by. If you want to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer
#1 - The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor has him convinced she has no kids. Umm, no, she does and he would probably understand but she just pretends it is someone else.
#2 - This A+ list mostly movie actor broke the desk in his office having sex with a woman this week. Guess wearing a ring does not actually mean the marriage is back on.
#3 - This A list mogul/reality star/celebrity/host sent his girlfriend on her way until the red carpet premiere for his new show.
#4 - This B list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show was shaking from withdrawals at a premiere this week. You should have seen the way she was shaking. It was uncomfortable.
May 22, 2015
This Shahs Of Sunset star who has been on since the beginning had sex at a party last night in the restroom and somehow managed to also cause the toilet to overflow.
Golnesa"GG"Gharachedaghi
May 22, 2015
This Real Housewife might have a boyfriend and a lot of money but she really wants to move off Housewives and reality into acting so she is hooking up with this B list mostly television actor from a very hit network show because he says he can get her on a scripted show.
Bethenny Frankel/Eric Stonestreet
July 3, 2015
This B- list mostly television actress with A list name recognition has not done much since her long running hit show went off the air several years ago. She recently landed a movie role and called in sick after two days of shooting to go on vacation with her boyfriend.
Eva Longoria
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee opened the door to her hotel room stark naked. Nothing on. The room service waiter also got a good glimpse of two men in the living room of the suite who were also naked.
The wife of this former A+ list mostly television actor/celebrity would often act as the "wingman" for the actor to make feel women safe when he would invite them back to the family home. She would excuse herself once the three would arrive at the house.
July 3, 2015
This permanent B list mostly movie actress is headed back to her television roots. My guess is she gets fired within the first few weeks on the job. There is no way with her drinking that she can keep to a television schedule for work.
Marisa Tomei
This might be a new low for our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/part-time actress/part-time reality star. She had sex with the father of her now ex-boyfriend for a modeling contract worth six figures.
This B list mostly movie actress who really seems to only do television guest spots now despite her A+ list name recognition has uprooted her life again because her married boyfriend swears he is leaving his wife. The wife is in Europe for the summer so our actress is enjoying the one on one time but when the wife comes back, there won't be a divorce. The wife has all the money.
What foreign born model who racked up some serious dough bearding for that A-list actor is now earning more cash being the temporary beard for that closeted NBA star? He clearly wasn't missing her the other night at a Men's Fashion Week party where he was hitting on several male models.
What A-list mostly television actor who says he's sober was seen ingesting some type of drug before he came out to present? It was probably speed.
Two people I know for sure hooked up after the show were this A-list reality star and this scandal plagued A-list athlete. She was seen getting his phone number between commercial breaks while his girlfriend of the moment seemed oblivious to it all (or maybe she was keeping quiet for a reason)
What closeted A-list athlete and closeted A/B-list actor who's gunning for an Oscar nomination with his latest film were eye fucking each other the entire night? I don't know if they hooked up after the show, but by the way they were looking at each other they probably did.
July 3, 2015
This model sounds like she had the most boring weekend ever with an A+ list mostly movie actor. She got to make a brief appearance at a party with our actor but the rest of the time he ignored her. She spent a lot of time in her hotel room and once managed to get him to go to a farmer’s market where he publicly ignored her. He does like the arm candy for public events though.
Leonardo DiCaprio/Tobey Maguire's birthday party in Montana
July 3, 2015
Uh oh. This former almost A- list mostly movie actress who thankfully does not act much longer has lost her meal ticket at least for the time being. The married boyfriend has cut her off financially so our actress is trying to hustle to make ends meet. That means there will be a lot of one night stands which also means more partying and a bigger chance for a collapse.
Lindsay Lohan
July 2, 2015
The tabloids will spend years trying to find a new match for this former A list television actress turned A list mostly movie actress once she finally breaks the news that she has split with her actor boyfriend of several years. Too many women on set have been hooking up with him. The only thing holding her back is that she knows the tabloids will be everywhere.
Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux
July 2, 2015
This A- list comic/former actress/former reality star/former host complained for the first 30 minutes the other night about where she was seated at dinner. Apparently she could not be seen where she was seated so she kept getting up to take walks through the restaurant.
Kathy Griffin
May 1, 2015
A few nights ago I sat down with this person for about 20 minutes. I had never met her. I don’t honestly remember if I had ever seen her in person prior to the other night. It was one of those times where I had lots of questions but wanted to make sure I didn’t give myself up and also couldn’t get her alone for 20 minutes all at once. It was two minutes here and then I got five once. When I would “accidentally” run back into her each time I would pick up right where I left off. I had so many questions. So many. She is probably B-/C+ list in overall celebrity status and maybe A-/B+ in her corner of the entertainment world. She recently went through a life event and that is what I wanted to ask her. I started off by telling her I was sorry to hear about what happened and if she was doing ok. She was kind enough to not be completely rude at the very personal opening statement/inquiry. It was after some comfortable banter and some bacon jokes that she kind of warmed to me. That happens and then they start looking at the lack of hair and large stomach and moobs that are larger than Dolly Parton’s breasts and the warmth turns to fries that need to be reheated and never quite taste the same as when they were fresh. Anyway. We talked. Well, she talked. I asked. She said that when the life event happened she didn’t suspect it would be any different than anyone else going through it. She was wrong. A series of hotel rooms, friend’s guest rooms and even a couch or two to avoid the people following her and staking out some of her family’s homes. The warnings sent to her e-mail and of course the texts. Lots of those. She changed numbers twice. The first time they somehow managed to snag that number and she realized someone she thought was a friend really wasn’t. She kept her original number because of work purposes so she sees all the messages. It won’t do any good to go to the police because they don’t actually threaten. The messages are just reminders they are there and watching like noting what she wore or what she ordered from Starbucks. They want to make sure she stays quiet. There have been in person warnings. There was the photo of the dead dog they sent her which had been run over by a car. The photo caption said someone might have seen her driving from the scene in her car. She had not of course but it was just a reminder. She thought it would only last a few days but it has been going on intermittently for months now and the chain smoking and fidgeting were pretty obvious signs it was getting to her. She says that she will probably leave the country for a bit and try to relax. Get a house in Thailand (not really; different place) for a few months and stay off the grid. I will say that when she was talking to people she knew that night she could still dazzle a room with her smile and her looks and presence. It is when she is alone or away from crowds that she is scared.
Agyness Deyn
July 2, 2015
“Unless I’m getting paid for it, I don’t take photos with fans or sign anything.” This A list reality star who has a big side job from an A list cable reality show. Is anyone nice in this family.
Kendall Jenner
July 2, 2015
This American Idol finalist/winner sure does have a lot of issues with her boyfriends cheating on her. Her latest celebrity boyfriend is doing the same thing her last celebrity boyfriend did. Cheating on her with whoever crosses their path.
Jordin Sparks/Sage The Gemini
July 1, 2015
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a recently ended network show might not be having sex with her husband but it has not stopped her from hooking up with her boyfriend.
Naya Rivera
July 1, 2015
This Scandal actor who has been in some other hit shows is arguing with producers because his wife wants to do a reality show. The producers really don’t want it. I would say if his wife put her foot down, he would leave the show.
Scott Foley
July 1, 2015
Even though she is not married and is not wealthy, this former Bachelorette who is trying to stay relevant after losing her last in front of the camera job is begging everyone to get her on RHBH for next season. She is hanging on to her 15 minutes by the tips of her manicured fingernails right now.
Ali Fedotowsky
July 1, 2015
She might be married to an A list athlete, but it doesn’t mean this B list actress is not always exploring her options and she explored one this past weekend.
Gabrielle Union/Dwayne Wade
This A+ list singer is so out of control that in the past year she has apparently become pregnant three separate times. With the number of hookups and the amount of partying she has done she has no clue who half the guys are or who she has been with. It is also why her A++ list mentor is becoming a former mentor as time goes by.
This foreign born former A+ list singer thinks she can compete with the younger singers of today and decided to spend several hundred thousand dollars to try and look a couple of decades younger. She should just go out and sing her music but she misses the days where she was a sex symbol and can't stand that she is not any longer.
This B list mostly television actor who is taking a run through that Broadway show that every B lister who can sing is trying wants everyone to think he is dating a woman. Umm. no. Plus, the woman he chose is the puppet for the puppet master. At least pick someone who is not being paid by your sometime boss.
July 1, 2015
What this A list mostly movie actor needs right now is his actress significant other to be sober. She isn’t. She likes to pretend she is and that she is sober and supportive but she is just as out of control as he is.
Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
It has been years and years and still the cast and crew of this long running network hit show cannot stand the female lead. It is so bad that she did not even bother inviting people to a recent event because she knew they would not show up. This way she can say she wanted to keep it to her close friends and family rather than explaining why there were a bunch of no shows. The whole event was kind of shady too.
He was clean and sober when he met her. He was trying to stay clean and sober. Then he met this former A+ list tweener turned A- list singer and started using again. She is gone but the using is not. He needs rehab desperately.
This B+ list singer who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee and a former reality star recently pretended to show up for something that looked random, but was actually carefully planned. All of the participants, including those who were supposedly surprised were in on the whole thing. Hey, who is going to pass up having her at your event.
This B list actress who used to be married to the a-hole singer is having a fling with her co-star who happens to have an actress significant other.
This month away from being a porn star reality star is funneling money hand over fist to her dead broke boyfriend who likes to pretend he is rich.
June 16, 2015
One thing that this former A list mostly television actress who is now a part-time reality star with A+ list name recognition requires is no recording when she is having sex for money. Well, this past weekend the guy secretly recorded it and he has been sharing. Apparently it is some very very rough sex.
Pamela Anderson
#1 - This A- list always cheating politician who is married to an actress is probably more of an anti Semite than Mel Gibson and that is saying something. He is just not a very nice guy and at a party two weeks ago was just awful.
#2 - Whenever she starts using coke again this former B+ list tweener turned meh actress/no more singing acreer always hooks up with her on again/off again ex of forever. If you see them together, she is doing coke.
#3 - This A+ list mostly movie actor would not cooperate with Kneepads so they are taking the wife's side now on everything because her people are cooperating.
June 16, 2015
This always in trouble OITNB actress is attempting to settle a dispute before it goes public in a lawsuit. All I know is that it involves another woman, a jump rope and an empty whiskey bottle.
Taryn Manning
June 21, 2015
This former A+ list tweener turned selfie king is supposed to have a celebrity offspring girlfriend but he took a waitress from a party to a free room provided by the hotel just in case he did find someone he wanted to have sex with.
Justin Bieber
June 22, 2015
This A+ list mostly movie actor was supposed to attend a charity event with his actress wife but bailed at the last minute because he is hooking up with a female assistant he met while looping his latest film. He told the wife he had more looping to do and the only time was during the charity event.
Channing Tatum
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who really doesn't seem foreign born got cheated on during her brief marriage and is now doing her best to help breakup a marriage by sleeping with this soon to be A+ list mostly movie actor who is a dual threat A lister now.
After having so many issues with his previous significant other, this B+ list mostly movie actor who has also had a couple of great television roles has to get approval for his new girlfriend in advance.
June 23, 2015
What former A-list singer needs to stop stalking his other ex? He was warned by her new boyfriend to stop or they will get a restraining order. Knowing him, he’ll probably keep on stalking her until the new boyfriend kicks his ass.
Chris Brown/Rihanna
A big no show at Comic-Con was this B list mostly movie actress who is working on that very high profile upcoming show that everyone is discussing. The actress in question, who is young and been acting forever feels like she is being bullied on the set. This is not just minor stuff. She has actually talked to a lawyer about suing.
This A list rapper who can't decide who she is with had sex with a guy while out of the country last week in exchange for a Porsche. First, she doesn't need another car. Second, who pays to get it home?
This A- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show who is only that high with people who actually watch the show is closeted. The thing is he had way too much to drink the other night and publicly showed a little more than he would have otherwise. People are happy for the guy and there is no reason for him to have to hide it.
Seem to have a partying theme here so far this morning. This foreign born B list mostly movie actor who did that whole book to movie thing. Good books, not Twilight. Anyway, he did a US talk show and didn't even try and make an effort to clean up his coke use before going from backstage to in front of the cameras.
The only celebrity who could keep up with that B+/A- list mostly television actor's drinking at Comic-Con that I wrote about yesterday was this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee.She was so brutally wasted much of the time that her ex wanted nothing to do with her. He has grown up and she is getting worse all the time.
I know she can't say she lost the weight by snorting coke and Adderall, but you would think this A list reality star would come up with something a little more believable about how she lost so much weight.
This former tweener turned A list singer with a really bad attitude is not involved with just one guy, but two, and generally is with both of them when she has sex. She likes to watch them.
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who just went through a big breakup went off on a person in her yoga class this past week. Apparently no one is allowed to be behind our actress because she does not like anyone staring at her behind.
June 23, 2015
What actress and multiple Oscar winner/nominee was pulled over by a cop a few days ago because she was parking in a handicapped spot with an obviously fake placard hanging on her dashboard. The cop was starstruck and let her slide by. This isn’t the first time she has pulled this stunt and it probably won’t be the last.
Jane Fonda
This very popular actress is a tween icon, probably a D list celeb but an A+ lister with the tween crowd. There is no way your daughter or even son doesn't know her. She is also a very deeply closeted lesbian and is afraid to come out because of both her upbringing and the network being afraid that it might alienate her fans. She also had a stalker who she is very afraid of and for good reason! This stalker used his connections to get close to her and when she finally realized what was happening it was too late. When he found out she was gay he got uncontrollably upset and raped her to try to "correct" her to become straight. Since then she has acted crazy and not herself. She has alienated many of her co-stars and made statements about hating herself and gained alot of weight. She has talked about what happened to her but hasn't told the full truth and she won't press charges because she's afraid of getting pulled out of the closet if she does.
June 23, 2015
What reclusive reality star from that A-list reality star family was ordered to show up to a Father’s Day party that would be filmed for their show. even though he hasn’t seen or spoken to any of his family in months and he has said he doesn’t want to be filmed for their show any longer? His mother probably pulled the ‘I’ll financially cut you off if you don’t show” card (not surprisingly she was a no show at the party, because she filmed separate scenes with her ex to make it look like she will be there) I guess the old saying of money talks, bulls*it walks is true.
Rob Kardashian
June 23, 2015
What mostly movie actress, currently starring on a hit TV show that got a second season right as the first one was starting, was partying hard in Cannes a few weeks ago and drank until she passed out? Don’t believe anything her PR people say about it though..
Taraji P Henson
June 8, 2015
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who has become an action star as of late has been undergoing cancer treatments for prostate cancer.
Liam Neeson
This B list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show cut off her celebrity dad after he stole a ton of money from her.
This foreign born B list singer who is that high because of her A list mostly movie actor boyfriend has him missing appointments and other meetings because she has got him so involved with drugs. He is not the same guy he was before he met her.
Trying to shake up the celebrity sex tape market, these two female wannabe reality stars who have both been part-timers in shows made a sex tape together. Apparently there is also one with the pair of them and the more well known of the pair with her rapper boyfriend. Christina Milian is not in this blind. Think more thirsty.I know you didn't think that was possible.
Talk about trying to save a marriage. This A list Victoria's Secret model has been doing everything she can to save her marriage to this A list celebrity. The thing is though he can't stop cheating and refuses to go to therapy with her because he does not want to be judged and doesn't see the point.
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is waiting for his franchise to start shooting again has been faithful as of late to his wife. That all changed recently though when he traveled on his own to do some press and hooked up with a well known in her country blonde porn star.
According to his on again/off again girlfriend, this former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee the actor videos each time he masturbates because he is thinking of making it into an art movie.
He did continue his streak of getting ripped beyond belief at comic conventions, but this B+/A- list mostly television actor from that hit cable show managed to stay away from groping random women. He did however get caught multiple times peeing outside the hotel where he was staying because he didn't want to wait in the bathroom line.
This foreign born dual threat A list actor has so little respect for his wife that he openly talked up and touched and flirted with his ex for an hour while his wife waited all by herself at the opposite end of the gathering. The next day at another event she was nowhere to be seen.
June 8, 2015
This B- list mostly movie actor is pretty much a one trick pony at this point in his career. Lucky for him his one trick is playing this week. At a weekend party, our actor was about as a-holey as he could be. Yes, more than getting an apartment down the street from the marital home to have sex with random women while married. Now single, he refused to talk to anyone over 23 this weekend. He said he wanted to go young.
Kevin Dillon
June 8, 2015
Maybe his check bounced or maybe he has already moved on but this B- list mostly movie actor with the unusual last name who is good looking and been around forever was canoodling in a bar booth this weekend with a woman who is not the celebrity turned brief network reality star.
Stephen Dorff/Charlotte McKinney
June 9, 2015
This former A list singer who is now an A-/B+ lister until she goes back to what made her A list in the first place is more over the top than usual as she tries to hide some of the recent work she had done to her face.
Lady GaGa
June 9, 2015
This A list in her mind singer/actress/diva who admittedly does have A+ list name recognition got into a bit of trouble this past week all because she backed out of spending the night with the person who wrote the check for a recent appearance she made. She did keep the money though.
Jennifer Lopez
It definitely wasn't planned. This foreign born B+ list dual threat actress who is in both fields right now has a brand new boyfriend and a brand new pregnancy. At this point she is not even sure she likes the guy so this was a turn of events she was not expecting.
The new boyfriend of this former A+ list reality star who no one still likes is a huge financial supporter of political groups that barely disguise their racist and sexist points of view.
I don't know if not using the entire time she was pregnant made her crave drugs more but this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been out of control with her coke use since the birth of her baby.
This B+ list celebrity might not be having sex with her celebrity boyfriend but she had no issues the other night hooking up with this athlete married to a royal. The athlete has fidelity issues.
June 9, 2015
This A list singer/diva spent $35000 on wine in one night on herself. Three bottles in three hours none of which was priced lower than $10K. By that third bottle she could have probably been drinking Tickle Pink and would not have known the difference. She was drinking alone on a balcony of her hotel room. Hey, at least she had a nice view.
Mariah Carey
June 9, 2015
This dual threat B list actress/singer who was on an almost network hit thinks a baby will save her marriage. At this point, things are so bad it will be close whether the couple will remain a couple to the due date.
Leighton Meester/Adam Brody
June 9, 2015
Producers of this hit show on a network cable channel that doesn’t live up to his name were ticked that one of the lead actors from the show boxed them in a corner when he told fans that he was leaving the show. The producers and writers wanted to have more possibilities from a season ending cliffhanger. Just another reason they and every cast member are glad he is gone.
Jake T Austin/The Fosters
June 9, 2015
Age is catching up to this former B list mostly movie turned former A+ list mostly television actor offspring who decided to try a new designer drug. His heart stopped, not for the first time in his life but is predicted to make a full recovery. Hell, he will probably take the drug again.
Charlie Sheen
