This former half of an A+ list singing duo does his own thing now. So does she. She is still well known and they both basically look the same three decades after their peak. The drinking is much bigger now. The make half of the duo was at a party last night and passed out on the floor.
This comedian, sometime cameo actor when you need a visual punchline who headlines in Vegas and across the country was at some swag suites when he reached into his pants from behind and pulled out a small vibrator he said had been in his butt. Apparently the batteries ran out. With this guy, it is possible it is true.
This foreign born B+ list singer/reality star/judge with the ever changing last name has another cheater on her hands. Her husband bailed on her for a couple of hours to hook up with one of his steady girlfriends.
January 19, 2015
I hope this former network reality star from that long running dating show who recently cheated on her fiance has a good PR team because she is thinking about already showing off the guy she cheated with. Bad bad move.
Andi Dorfman
January 18, 2015
This B list mostly movie actress has completely taken over the life of this A+ list mostly movie actor and never lets him out of the house by himself. She has brought in people loyal to her and is basically in control of all his finances and decision making.
Amber Heard/Johnny Depp
January 17, 2015
This former A list mostly television actor from an acting family is still A list when his show is running. Most tweeners know a different part of his acting family. Anyway, our actor had a game he was playing the other night. When someone would buy him a drink he would pay for the dinner of the person and everyone at their table. Lots of people must have wanted to watch this guy drink because almost the whole restaurant got a free meal.
Kiefer Sutherland
January 17, 2015
So, this no name kind of celebrity beats his A list celebrity/reality star wife and SHE is the one who buys a $100K present to keep him happy and say she is sorry. That is all kinds of messed up.
Mel B
January 17, 2015
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was not thrilled that her husband stole her spotlight the other night. They had a heated argument the entire night after it happened and he kept begging for forgiveness.
Emily Blunt/John Krasinski
January 16, 2015
This B list Academy Award winning actress has been the subject of lots of negative blinds, but I just found out about something that she has done that is very positive. Apparently she wanted to volunteer more and last year she made it her resolution to volunteer at a school at least once a week. A year later and she averaged three times a week of helping out at the school by reading or cleaning or filling in as a librarian when they needed help. All told, she volunteered for almost 1000 hours in 2014 and this year her goal is to find three more people to each do the same thing.
Marisa Tomei
January 16, 2015
This B+ list mostly movie actor who was recently in a very hit pay cable show says that he goes out of his way to not be photographed near or with women because his actress girlfriend is jealous to the point where she has an assistant looking through pap photos of the actor to make sure he is not cheating on the actress. To be fair, she has been cheated on a lot in the past.
Justin Theroux
January 15, 2015
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now a B and an Academy Award winner/nominee was in a hotel and went to the restaurant after swimming in the pool. He showed up just wearing a Speedo and demanded to be seated. When management told him to put on a shirt, he put on a tight half shirt tank top type thing. He did not make much effort during the meal to keeping his junk inside the Speedo.
Mickey Rourke
January 14, 2015
This B- list mostly television actress is out of work again. Two shows she managed to land and both gone before she could make a ton on them. The most recent was on cable. Anyway, she says that she was dumped by her foreign actor boyfriend and that he did so while having sex with another woman or at least in bed with her. She was definitely with him because the phone was on speaker.
AnnaLynne McCord
January 14, 2015
This married foreign born B list singer is barely B list. Only her name keeps her there. Her career has seen better days. Apparently the ex-boyfriend she was seeing has been dumped in favor of that rich guy who dates everyone. Yes, our singer is still married but he has not left her. She is going to leave him though if she can get the rich guy to commit.
Lily Allen
What R&B singer who was really popular in a group with his relatives and had a decent solo career has a secret he's hiding? He's been living with a man for the past decade, and his boyfriend used to be his cellmate back when they were in prison.
What B-liat comedienne, reality star and host lost a few friends after departing her last gig, but may gain a lot with her upcoming project? The bosses at the network which she left offered her a late night show in the vein of that other late night show which recently ended. She immediately said yes and will probably film a pilot later this year. Sometimes revenge can be sweet...
January 12, 2015
The model turned video vixen turned actress was huddled in a corner with this A+ list mostly movie actor while his actress wife was in the bathroom. This was something that was definitely going to be continued and apparently during the bathroom visit the actor got the number of the model and they texted each other all night while at the same party.
Emily Ratajkowski/Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan
It's Friday and I'm sick, but I will be here all weekend and I would love for you to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer
#1 - This female talk show host from an ensemble talk show is still very much a newlywed. What she will learn very quickly though is that her partner cheats a lot and always has and loves young blondes.
#2 - CW Upfront- This Arrow actress who is not named Katie Cassidy is going be doing the yacht circuit this summer.
#3 - CW Upfront- This actor who used to be a much bigger television star back in the day on a different network says that this celebrity dad pressure him into having sex back when he was a teen.
#4- This Empire actor cheated on his wife last night with the B list mostly movie actress everyone seems to know, but never seems to work.
January 12, 2015
The couple closest to divorcing and who did not get along all night and let everyone at their table know it was this couple consisting of an A+ list mostly movie actor and his celebrity wife who used to be a reality star. She was ticked off at him all night and AP thinks they will split in 2015.
Matthew McConaughey/Camila Alves
January 9, 2015
What east coast Real Housewife who had a career before she became a reality star pulled the ‘don’t you know who I am’ card while at a department store after buying tons of designer duds. The cashier responded with “Yes I know damn well who you are, you don’t have to be such a b**ch though.”
Kandi Burruss
January 9, 2015
This former A- list mostly movie actress who has been in the news and photos a lot this week has always says she never officially married a guy. Well, she is sure trying hard to prove they are married now since he he had an investment take off to the tune of about $100M. She says she is entitled to a portion of it.
Tara Reid
You rarely if never hear about actors and male celebrities at the yacht parties, but there's one actor who is participating. He's a foreign born, closeted B-list actor who has a film playing at the Festival, and he's already booked a yacht party for several powerful gay men.
Easy Easy: Who really gave those flowers and balloons to that one-named pop diva? It was that A++ list mogul, her longtime mentor and lover ( to that actor whom her PR people are trying to set her up with).
January 9, 2015
This one is sick and twisted in a very interesting way. This B- list mostly television actress from that hit network show that is ending is married but hooked up with her celebrity ex while his A list singer girlfriend was out of town. Our actress left behind an intimate piece of clothing with a sticky note in it that said, “Hi ________. Now he has cheated on you too.”
Naya Rivera/Big Sean/Ariana Grande
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who was that status for decades is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. He was scheduled to attend an event last night but found out his wife was going to be there. The two don't speak to each other as they try and settle a very messy divorce very quietly. Our actor prefers staying home anyway and giving "acting lessons" to young women who could be his granddaughter.
This actor has done everything from the darkest dramas to the most slapstick comedy roles usually partnering with a Razzie regular. The guy has even shown up on a hit cable show that had a long run. Our actor comes from an acting family. Our actor has now even started directing films. Anyway, he arrived in Cannes with his wife and a reporter there said it was his first day on the job. He looked to be about 20 and he had a notebook and phone to record and also to take photos and was really nervous and our actor asked him why he was nervous and the reporter mentioned it was his first day so the actor let the reporter ride in the car with him and gave him a nice 20 minute interview.
This celebrity offspring who got her start in reality television and recently exited a cable show on fairly bad terms spent much of a very very very recent European flight popping pills and chasing them down with booze. She needs rehab. My celebrity spy on the plane says the offspring looks like she is on a month long bender.
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner got into an argument with a journalist when he asked her about some of her very public political views. Apparently he had been baiting her while she was stopped and posing on the red carpet. When she finished she walked over to him and called him a f**king a-hole, but in French which was kind of cool.
This former "it girl" actress who was the darling of low budget indie films back in the day made a big name for herself but not much money. She is loving that the studio is picking up the expenses for her on this trip. Not only has she charged a ton of money on meals and booze to her room she also charges several thousand bucks in new designer shoes and clothes. All told it has been 48 hours and about $15K to the studio.
This married foreign born B list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She has not seen her actor husband in months. So, I guess I don't blame her for hooking up with this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is probably A-/B+ at this point but still good looking.
The "star" of the fishing reality show that takes place in Alaska is married. So, what was he doing with that woman last night who was not his wife. Her throat and breasts were thoroughly checked out before he took her back to his hotel.
Disney wants this former reality star turned full-time singer to make them a lot of money. Well, the mid-teener better get her drug problem under control first.
January 9, 2015
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress says she has a boyfriend but what does she tell the married NY area NBA player she is having sex with too?
Rita Ora
Yesterday while this still very good looking married foreign born A-/B+ mostly movie actor from some of the biggest movies of all time was promoting his television show, his escort for the night was back at the hotel room he vacated being treated by a nurse friend who was doing her best to fix the damage the actor caused the night before. The escort looked like she had been in a car accident. She was paid a lot of money because he said he would be rough, but nothing like what he did to her. As of last night she still had not filed a police report. It wouldn't be his first time being arrested.
January 8, 2015
Which curvy reality star was hiding a stash of coke in that fanny pack, no doubt sharing some with her on-again-off again boyfriend?
Khloe Kardashian
January 7, 2015
Back in the day this current B list mostly movie actor who is having a very good year acting wise who was A+ list hooked up with this current A- list mostly television actress who was A+list back then. They were kind of a strange pairing that never quite fit. The crazy thing is he is now sleeping with the former nanny of the daughter of the actress.
Michael Keaton/Courteney Cox
January 7, 2015
This B list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show is a blind item regular. This time though she did something super nice. She was walking into an event the other night and saw a man in a wheelchair. He was in his late 20’s maybe and was a veteran who got wounded. He didn’t know who our actress was but she stopped to say hello and he started talking about a show on the network that he really loved and was hoping to meet someone from the show. Our actress said she would see what she could do and found the creator of the show and brought him over and the next thing you know the guy is being wheeled in and getting to meet some of the cast from the show and then he tells the story of what happened to him and the entire section of the room starts crying.
Emmy Rossum/Don Cheadle
Lots of first timers in the blinds today. This is another one. This former B+ list celebrity/athlete who had lots of talent but was known more for her looks and the publicity she brought to the sport because of her looks was at an event last night and hooked up with a guy. Apparently there was just a lot of kissing and groping and no actual sex. Why blind worthy? His wife was also at the party.
The skeeze of the night award last night went to this former hard to believe A list mostly television actor who had one of the better cameo/gags in a movie based on a skit. Our actor was all over a bunch of barely 20 something women at an award show and was shocked they didn't know who he was. He did end up getting lucky with this former reality star/celebrity/I will get naked for money from a now ended hit cable reality show that still has one of the stars working in reality.
January 7, 2015
This still a minor who is on an A list reality show got her nipples pierced so she could identify which naked photos of her are taken prior to her 18th birthday.
Kylie Jenner (and two weeks after this blind she posted a selfie showing them (through her clothes) for the first time)
This B- list mostly television actress who used to always be movies finally got her makeup project after leaving a show with a lot of not her fault baggage being thrown at her might have gone about celebrating the wrong way. It is never a good idea to be carried out of a charity event because you drank too much and can't walk on your own.
This former Glee actor's people are spinning like crazy because the actor was accidentally outed. The spin might be too hard to keep going though. Decisions need to be made.
This B- list mostly television actress on that primarily female almost television hit is causing big drama behind the scenes. Well, not just her. She started a high profile relationship on set with another woman but now our actress has found someone younger and the mess could lead to her character being killed off.
While his foreign born A- list mostly movie actress significant other is in Cannes, this B+list mostly television actor who came from movies has been back on the cheating train. His wife had been scared to go out of town for exactly this reason.
"Show me that you are serious," is the favorite phrase of this former tweener actress turned almost A list singer. What it means is that before she will even go out with you, she wants to see a gift. One executive wanted to go out with her enough that our singer is now the proud new owner of a Bentley. The guy did a get a second date two nights ago when she got back to LA.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is finally getting a lead role for himself. He is usually the straight man, although he has done a ton of great dramas too. The actor celebrated his appearance by cheating on his wife with a woman he checked into his hotel with and has been on his arm out in public.
Last year at Cannes there was what is believed to be the biggest fight ever between a couple. It was so bad that a team of 10 people flew in just to sort it all out. Apparently there was an A list mostly movie actor involved in it who was caught in bed with a barely legal teen. His actress wife was not happy because he promised he would stop. There was nothing left to break in the three bedroom suite when she was finished.
A year or two before #8 and a few years before this actress would become an A+ list mostly television actress on a big network hit she spent an evening with a billionaire she was introduced to by this former A list celebrity with the unique look who makes the vast majority of her income performing the same type of entertainment. That one night ended up getting the actress her biggest break/career maker.
January 7, 2015
This former B list mostly television actor who was on that long running almost network hit before it ended has a girlfriend. It didn’t stop him from having a booty call with his older B list movie actress co-star. He made her come to a premiere party and they hooked up at the party before she went back home to her kids.
Penn Badgley/Uma Thurman
Our actor is considered extremely good looking and wholesome with an edge of naughty. The entire female population it seems has a crush on him. He knows it. He revels in it. What he loves even more though is having his fame rejuvenated. Our actor likes his women fairly young. Legal, but no older than about 21 or 22. He is single, so no issues there. He has not always been single. He was married once. He cheated on her. She cheated on him and they shared the same women frequently. What is getting him in trouble these days is that he has a passion for collecting. His collection is a growing video library of the women he has had sex with. None with their permission. Our actor, who likes to portray himself as wholesome, despite some past incidents that were dealt with aggressively by trashing the accusers did see a career downturn after his most recent indiscretion. With his new project guaranteed to earn his way back in with the college crowd he is doing some scrambling because one of his overnight female guests kept hearing a whirring sound that our actor tried to play off as an air conditioner issue. instead though, it was a malfunctioning video camera and the female discovered it while threatening to call the police and suing the actor. When the actor became threatening, the woman left but contacted a lawyer that night who sent a missive to our actor's attorney the next morning advising the actor to not destroy the hard drive to the camera. Since that time, the two sides have been negotiating and the woman is in line for mid six figures to keep quiet.
January 6, 2015
The family of this A- list mostly movie comic actor staged an intervention because his drug and booze use is out of control and they think he is going to kill himself if he doesn’t get help. Even though he is young, his health has been steadily declining this year and he gained about 50 pounds.
Jonah Hill
January 4, 2015
This B list reality star from an A list network reality show had sex with at least three different women the past few days and none of them was the A-/B+ list mostly movie actress he is supposedly dating.
Derek Hough/Kate Hudson
January 3, 2015
This B- list reality star/celebrity who is much more known for her two exes is starting to age and was losing the battle for men the other night in Vegas so she decided to take it up a notch and started dancing topless until men started paying attention to her. I’m sure her kids must be proud.
Shanna Moakler
A few years ago this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Golden Globe nominee/winner was about to get married. She ended up getting married, but not before she spent two nights with this A+ list mostly movie actor who had not quite reached the A+ list peak he is at now. He still has not married, but does have kid(s).
This one happened a couple of years ago. A former A+ list mostly movie actress for just the briefest moment of time but that one movie is like a one hit wonder that keeps the money rolling in. She is aging. She also knows what she wants and wanted this A list mostly movie actor who is an action star. And closeted. She cornered him and said she knew he was gay but still wanted to have sex with him even though he was/is in a relationship. She made it happen.
March 23, 2015
This former A- list mostly movie actress turned movie of the week queen earned some big cash fast when she had a threesome with a very rich businessman from out of town and this foreign born B- list mostly movie actress who arranged the whole thing and is known for not wearing much on red carpets.
Tara Reid/Bai Ling
Of all the actresses on Glee, this actress would not be in my first three guesses to shoot for Playboy. Apparently the pickings have been slim for the actress since the show ended and thinks it will show her in a completely different kind of light. She even dropped 15 pounds.
This B- list mostly television actress from an acting family is probably going to be A- list in the next year again. She loves to talk about her perfect marriage and family but she has been hooking up with someone she met a family activity and it is getting ready to rock her world.
This former Hills star turned failed movie actress turned failed reality star manages to still land some promo gigs. For a 3 minute photo shoot, our former Hills star had the crew wait three hours while she finished her hair and makeup. She spent more getting the hair and makeup done than she did for the gig.
Even though she landed a spot on OITNB this B- list actress is still ticked off she didn't land the lead role on this hit new almost network show and was telling anyone who would listen the other night that the lead only got her shot because she slept with anyone and everyone to make sure she would land the role.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor ran into trouble with the law and has never seen A list since. At a party earlier this week he had three women with him. He said they were his followers. Apparently he has started something he calls a program but is more like a way he can have sex with multiple women at once.
This foreign born, B+ list mostly movie actor is married and is also an Academy Award winner. He also spent Mother's Day hooking up with a model he met on a recent photo shoot. He told his wife he had to do looping and could only do it on Mother's Day.
One last yacht season actress is not even an actress. She is however the sister of a foreign born A list mostly movie actress. Apparently the offers were just too good to pass up for the sister.
Another yacht season confirmee. An Academy Award winner/nominee who could use the cash infusion. She used to be A+ and has now slipped to almost B+.
March 20, 2015
This Voice coach, not named Blake Shelton is cheating on their significant other with someone on the show.
Christina Aguilera
With Cannes kicking off and the start of yacht season, I thought I would tell you who is committed for a week or more as a "guest."
#1 - Former B+ list Disney tweener turned failed singer and bad actress. She already had a very profitable one weekend in Dubai over the holidays last winter.
#2 - This was kind of a shocker, but apparently she has shown up enough in pap photos for there to be interest. C+ list celebrity offspring of a lesser known acting brother. Interesting note is that our C+ lister has an older female family member who used to make a nice living on the yachts back in the day.
#3 - This foreign born B- list celebrity who as of this week is a failed actress apparently lost enough weight and is in very high demand. She will make more during her weeks in the Med than she did on her failed show for its entire run.
March 20, 2015
Apparently this A list mostly movie actor who is filming a much anticipated sequel is not done with the baby making with multiple women. Two models say when they were having sex separately with him last week that he begged them to allow him to not use protection because he wanted another baby. One of the models said yes. The other just said he begged her but didn’t say whether she agreed.
Owen Wilson
March 20, 2015
For at least the second straight relationship, this A+list mostly movie actor had his mom do the breaking up for him with a girlfriend. The time before this, the mom actually took his A-/B+ list actress girlfriend out to dinner to break the news.
Bradley Cooper/Suki Waterhouse/Zoe Saldana
March 20, 2015
This B+ list reality star from an A list reality show must be taking a break from rehab because he was spotted in a Jaco bar picking up hookers working there and taking them with him in a black van.
Scott Disick
This former B+ list mostly movie actress who has a lot of talent and a former relationship to a permanent A list mostly movie actor now finds herself mostly on almost television. Our actress recently got back together with an ex-boyfriend but had tossed the ring he gave her when she found out he cheated. That is why she has a completely different ring now.
This DWTS male pro with a difficult name (not your first instinct) was hammered on booze and coke over the weekend and was asked to leave a party when he became aggressive towards some female party goers.
March 19, 2015
This former A+ list comedian who had the most brilliant show on cable for awhile has suffered a setback or two, mainly because of his own doing. Oh, and the drugs. Anyway, the still very funny actor was in a hotel here and was convinced the maid who came to turn the bed was the escort he ordered and that she was wearing the uniform as some kind of roleplay. He started to get angry that she was not getting undressed. The woman ran to get her supervisor and everything was all calmed down. Right when all of the staff was in the room discussing the situation, the real escort showed up at the door. Everyone quickly left the room to let the two of them have some time together.
Dave Chapelle
This A- list athlete who is a dual threat X Games and Olympics guy spent much of a recent weekend not being faithful to his girlfriend. Our A- lister hooked up with this former brief network reality star who is an A- lister in her own right in her own little corner of the music world.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who has moved over to some television for a bit took a pass on being the beard for this A list mostly movie actor. She likes him fine but wants a real relationship. Soo, the actor moved back to his television actress standby who loves the publicity.
The trip started off well but something must have happened on the plane or shortly thereafter because this A list mostly movie actress and her A list mostly movie actor boyfriend got into a big enough fight that neighbors in the hotel complained and security was alerted. Our actress ended up spending the night in the hotel room of her nanny.
Apparently there has been a falling out between this B+ list comedienne/reality star/host and her A list sometime co-star.It is a big enough fight that she is going to lose her highest profile gig of the year.
This foreign born B+/A- list mostly movie actor who used to be almost A+ list has had a string of very messy relationships with female celebs and non-celebs. He spent one night this weekend with a guy though. Well, not a night. 15 minutes in a club bathroom.
This B list singer disappointed fans the other night. Really disappointed them. Unfortunately she wasn't even around to see their disappointment. She bailed hours earlier which is why she is spinning an entirely different story and having her people fall on swords to protect her.
What B-list rocker and sometime actress is owing a lot of money to a lot of people these days? One guess to where the intended money is going...
What former A-list mostly movie actor who is semi-retired these days, might not make it through 2015 because his cancer has returned? At a recent public appearance, he was seen getting oxygen treatments from a nurse on standby
What closeted A-list former tweener is so tired of being with his beard all the time, he's only employed her to enter and exit with him (for staged paparazzi shots) at any of the gay clubs he goes to? I'm wondering how long this charade will go on.. probably not for much longer..
March 19, 2015
What do you do if you just lost your monthly income and one of your best friends can’t do much more than walk red carpets for money? Well, if you are this B list celebrity/ex-girlfriend of an A lister and her bff former A- list singer you find two guys who are willing to drop $100K on you and take you on vacation out of the country to the Caribbean. The problem is that the two guys were not satisfied with the service so to speak and feel like they got ripped off. Yeah, who are you going to complain to?
Karrueche Tran/Christina Milian
When you first look at this actor, the words sex symbol are not going to be the first words out of your mouth. You know him. All of you know him. All of you might not know his name, but you know him. He is pretty darn close to A list. He has been the lead in A list television shows. He has been in some of the biggest box office hits of all-time. He does comedy and drama. He is on a hit show right now. He is in a hit franchise that will probably go on forever. He is also just completely average in looks. He is foreign born and married. He has a great game he plays. His wife is the trusting sort and our actor is just so non-threatening. He cheats and cheats and the women he cheats with are convinced they are his first affair. They protect him and smother him and have this obsession with him. A recent example is our actor told his wife he had business out of the country. He did have a meeting or two for his franchise, but he also found the time to hook up with multiple women. Each of them thought they were the only one he was seeing all weekend. He left specific instructions with the front desk of the hotel that no two of his women should meet. He is quite the Lothario, but his wife thinks it is all business.
March 18, 2015
This pair took up right where they left off. This former reality singer turned actress turned homewrecker has a significant other but he got pushed aside so she could hookup again with an old flame who is going to help direct a one time thing.
Katharine McPhee
March 16, 2015
Did he take a knife and kill her? A gun? Nope. No weapons. He knew she had a drug problem. He knew she would d anything to be with him. He liked controlling her. He flat out told her that they would see each other when he wanted them to see each other and that he would f**k whoever he wanted whenever he wanted and that she needed to be ready for him all the time. When she would start to push back or fight him he would talk her into doing more drugs. He has admitted he used her to stay famous. She was an A+ lister. A permanent one at that. He was a nobody who got lucky. Fame was fleeting. Now he is known for the same thing he was known for then. Nothing has changed. He is out there with other women, taking advantage. Gets them to do things they don’t really want to do or had not planned on doing and bides his time. He picks the ones he thinks are going to be stars. The A+ lister was already a star. She was trying to get clean when he came into her life. He says he didn’t like having sex with her but would do so every once in awhile just to make sure she was hooked and to think he cared for her. He was there when she died. Taking the drugs he made sure she got. He says now that he played it wrong and should have married her. Then she could die.
Whitney Houston/Ray J
March 15, 2015
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit pay cable show which aired just under 100 episodes who is now the same character in every movie in which she appears was chain smoking the other night but only taking a puff or two before tossing it away. Ten seconds later she would do the same thing. Pacing and shaking. Something she wants to tell us? She went through two packs like this in under an hour.
Sarah Jessica Parker
The lead singer of this former A+ list group which is still A-/B+ was in bad shape for a recent television appearance. He has always kept his drug use hidden away with most of his private life, but the straight and narrow to the world singer was clearly using and had a tough time staying coherent.
At a party last week this C list celebrity was showing anyone and everyone naked selfies his A list mostly television actress from a hit network show ex had taken for him during their relationship. He also had about 20 other women who had also sent him naked selfies but he flipped through those quickly.
March 15, 2015
When this former A list celebrity/B list reality star turned B list celebrity with A list name recognition got engaged the other day, the ring was paid for by her mom.
Bristol Palin
Our favorite C- list celebrity with the A list husband yelled at her nanny to get out of the shot when paps started taking photos. Our C- lister likes the world to think she does everything on her own.
This married former B+/A- list mostly television actress who was on a long running hit almost network show at the same time she was dating an at the time A list singer has been cheating on her rarely seen husband. If she keeps going out with other guys she really should at least make some kind of announcement.
This former A list tweener from multiple tweener shows has not had much luck since getting booted from her tweener network. She tried to change that last week when she went home with the more than twice her age married executive after they met at an event. He can definitely greenlight a project or two for her.
Yes, that was this married foreign born A list double threat who bought an apartment he says is just an investment, but he did move in a lot of his own things and has been staying there alone. Frequently.
After feeling pressured to get a breast enlargement when she was a mid-teen on a Disney show which also sounds similar to that group that was a one hit wonder with a Michael Jackson song, the still teen actress recently had them removed and has been booking tons of work since she did. Her people told her she needed them to get noticed. Apparently they were wrong.
The celebrity offspring who is trying to make her own name in the celebrity world got busted using again and this time she had to undergo lecturing about her issues in front of other diners in a restaurant on a bright and early Mother's Day morning. The part-time reality star did the lecturing while the plastic surgeoned to death girlfriend looked on.
I first shared this blind back in 2008 and have done so a few times since. It has also been revealed so I'm sure you can search around and find the answers if you are curious. It has been awhile since I have posted it and with new people coming to the site all the time, they might not have seen it yet.
Obviously this would have been more relevant if I had posted it a few weeks ago, but hey, if you have learned anything over the past two years of reading this blog, it is that I'm a bit lazy, or busy or both. Can you be lazy and busy? Is it because you are lazy that you are busy? Anyway, at least it's still May so this is still kind of relevant. Plus, it's all you are getting today unless Mischa Barton decides to show herself. If you think only actresses skip out on Cannes and their obligations, then you obviously didn't read about my adventure tracking down a certain director who should have known better as well. If you haven't read it, shame on you, but just click the label, long blind item at the bottom of this, and you shouldn't have to scroll too far down. Give you something to do anyway if you are at work. Sorry if you are. I probably should be as well, but sometimes you just have to say f**k it. If you did read about the director, then you will enjoy this because it also takes place in Europe. People always e-mail and ask how come I don't write more of the longer items, and the answer is simple. I used to all the time. But, inevitably the longer items involve me, and honestly, too many people read the blog now, and it isn't like I haven't told the stories to other people before, so I try and keep them to a minimum. I know you like them, but there are other people to consider as well, and you have to remember, when I tell them at a party I usually name names. No, not in the big ones. The MV's of the world and some of the other deeply intimate ones, are locked up in the mind. The one you are about to read isn't known to very many people because, honestly, the four of us did some things that we are not necessarily proud of, and as a consequence we were not exactly running back home and sharing it to the rest of the world. That being said, enough time has gone by, that if you ask one of the others, or myself, we are not exactly hiding anything. I mean it is being written now isn't it?
Happened about ten years ago. Throw in a year or so on either side just to make you work, but it isn't the most difficult one in the world to figure out. Four people. #1 is me. Hell, it's my blog, I'll be #1 thank you very much. #2 is a singer and so from now on will refer to him as SR just to keep things easier. Great guy. One hit wonder, but it was a hell of a hit, and he has no problems with being a one hit wonder. If you do figure out him, and see who he worked with when he first started, it does open up a bunch of other clues about another person who has contributed to the blog. This singer was riding the high from this #1 song when this little adventure took place. I absolutely, positively guarantee you that each and every person who is reading this blog has heard this song, and hummed along or sung to it. #3 is an actor. Honestly, doesn't do much now. At the time though had a very nice run going on a very hit show. Although he wasn't with her at the time, he was the guy who introduced me to AP, so you have that whole thing going. He had a very recognizable face and still does if you watch reruns. We will call #3 AR for actor. Finally we have #4. #4 is someone none of you know or will know and is only in the story because he was there, and since he was there, it kind of makes sense for him to be mentioned, although he will not be heard from much, and you will soon discover why. We will call him NN for no name. Cute huh?
I had met SR when he was just starting out because he was friends with and working for one of my best friends at the time. Damn that is vague, but it is what it is. He and I had hung out and liked each other, but lived in different cities. If we happened to be in the same city at the same time we hung out and we kept in touch when not. AR and I had just kind of met by chance at some function or other and at the time he was seeing AP, so I might have wanted to meet her more than him, but it turns out that I ended up with two friends which is really nice. After that initial meeting though, we rarely talked or saw each other. Once or twice a year we would run into each other and do the whole we should hang out more often thing, and of course never did.
So fast forward a few years from when I first met AR, and into the present. The present at the time this happened, and not the present as in now, because, well that would be odd. Turns out AR and SR are working together on something and my name comes up. They are drunk and of course invite me, because, hey, I'm a lush and they know I'll bring booze. So, I go over to AR's house where they are drunk out of their minds, and the next thing you know SR is saying he has a five day window free, and AR just finished shooting his show for the year, and everyone knows I won't be missed where I was working at the time. Too true. The fourth came about because we wanted to go eat some chicken and waffles at 3am and so I called the one guy who had less of a life than me and NN came and picked us all up and he somehow got drafted to be the fourth.
SR had to be in London a week from then, and so we decided to hit Europe. For some reason we decided to go to Amsterdam, but it wasn't for the reasons you think. It was actually because the flights to Paris the next day were completely booked. That had been our first choice. Well, turns out all the flights to Amsterdam were booked as well, but we did find four seats to Brussels. One note. This was prior to the extensive use of internet booking. There may have well been seats available, but the yellow pages, 3am, and being drunk does not lead to much checking beyond one or two calls per city.
So, let's catch you up. As far as I go, I had awakened at probably 8am, worked all day, went home, was about to go to sleep when AR and SR called. Got drunk beyond belief with them, and got maybe two hours of sleep before we got on a plane to from Los Angeles to New York. There may have been a brief nap in between the Bloody's, but it wasn't long. Then got on a flight from New York to Brussels and this is where the real fun starts.
While all the other flights may have been booked, this flight was empty. As in ten people in Business Class and another ten in the back. More crew than passengers. Well, AR seeing the situation on one of the trips to the bathroom says this just won't do. Because the flight attendants were all in love with him, he convinced them to let all the passengers fly up in Business, and then proceeded to drink. We all drank. And drank, and drank. By the time the flight landed, all of the beverage carts were empty. Dry. Nothing. There was one family and the rest were men as I remember. Drinking, cards and swearing, oh and lots of smoking. This airline hadn't switched yet and it was like a thick fog of smoke. Amount of sleep? 0
Landed in Brussels and the first thing that is noticed is that at some point SR has managed to throw up all over himself. Wiped it off to some extent, but looking rough and he was being really surly. Going through customs and everyone is just holding up their passports and getting waved through. Then comes SR. Apparently he had taken offense to a kid from the family stepping on his foot and so was swearing loudly. So much for a smooth ride through customs. “Yes, we are with him. Sure, we'll be glad to wait.” Somehow we were on our way really quickly. I just remember that what I thought was probably going to be an hour ended up being like five minutes.
Next. To the car rental counter where we waited and waited and waited. SR had brought a flask and was sipping liberally, and swapping it back and forth with NN. AR decides he is the only one who can drive. I got shotgun which would prove to be very fortunate.
At some point during the flight the four of us had agreed that since we were in Europe, and there to have fun, it hardly made any sense to just make the short drive from Brussels to Amsterdam without seeing a bit of the rest of Europe first. So, we decided to see five countries in one day. Belgium-France-Luxembourg-Germany-The Netherlands, and of course to drink in each country.
So we drank. Belgium was easy, because we had already been drinking so we figured we were good on that front. Got to France and found a place to drink and AR kept himself to one glass of wine while the rest of us each had about a bottle, and took two each for the road. Looking back at it now, perhaps bottles were not the best choice. At some point immediately after crossing the border into Luxembourg, NN and SR who were sitting in the back got into some type of disagreement about space, and who was actually responsible for the four cigarette burns in the rear upholstery of the car. Apparently SR said something to offend NN, which caused NN to take an empty wine bottle and strike SR firmly with it across the forehead. Ahh, nothing like blood streaming from a forehead wound to bring the trip to a rest area. In this case a bar parking lot, because we still had to drink. The bartender had some gauze or tape and there was plenty of liquor with which to clean the wound. So, tape applied and filled with liquor we continued. To Germany and beer. Lots of beer. But first a pit stop on the side of the road. Oh, I forgot to say that part of the deal was to avail ourselves of the outdoors for at least one bathroom break per country. Due to the amount of liquids we were consuming, this in fact took on several stops per country. During a break in Germany doing out business, a motorcyclist came down the highway at about 150 mph. We all remarked at how fast he was going. A short time later as we were going at a much reduced rate down the highway, several police cars and an ambulance made their way past us. Where were they going? Well from the wreckage on the side of the road it appears that perhaps the motorcyclist should have slowed down. Honestly don't know what happened to him, but it didn't look good. On that note we headed to a cafe and got some beers for there and for the road and made our way to Amsterdam.
It was fairly late when we got into Amsterdam, but not quite dark because it was May. Good thing too, because Amsterdam isn't the easiest place to navigate. Imagine an inebriated person with barely any sleep in 48 hours looking at a map and telling the driver to turn left at arnghivstaal street and you can see the dilemma. To this day I don't know he we managed to find our hotel.
Check in, go to our rooms and 30 minutes later we are on our way out. First stop, and it turns out the only stop of the night was a club which featured topless female bartenders and an array of other women whose only goal was to have the customers buy really expensive drinks. It's funny, but AR couldn't go anywhere in LA or for that matter anywhere in the US without being recognized, but, except for the flight over had not been recognized once. He was loving the experience. So when we walked in to the bar and noticed an episode of his show from the first season playing on the television we almost bolted. Funny thing was though even though the entire episode was about him, and he was sitting there in the bar, not a soul recognized him. There was jukebox in the place and we had wanted to create a surreal experience by playing a SR song while AR was on the screen, but SR's song wasn't in the jukebox. Neither myself, SR or AR were really interested in the women. Not so much NN who struck up a conversation with one of the women, left about an hour later with her and didn't show up again until we were about to leave Amsterdam. He's still married to the woman. Yes, awww, and all that. What AR and Sr decided would be fun would be to pay for the drinks of two kids from the UK who were pretending to be about 25 and were more than likely about 17. They were mesmerized by the women, but had run out of funds until SR and AR came along. Wanting the kids to feel like hotshots, SR and AR kept giving the kids money in which to buy drinks and soon had six or seven women all over them. They loved it and SR and AR got a kick out of it. For the most part though this was a party that just wasn't going to get started because the three of us had nothing left to give. At about 4am we walked back to the hotel and called it a night, but not before finding an unlocked bar and no workers. Ahhh free booze. It was like we owned the bar. Trusting lot there at the hotel.
Woke up around 2pm and decided that what was in order was a swim in the North Sea. Sounded really good at the time. Two cases of beer and a few hours later we found ourselves jumping in naked into the North Sea. Funny thing about that sea. It was May and the outside temperature was warm. The water? Not so much. It was about a week before I saw my balls because they had disappeared inside my body not to be seen for sometime.
Another case of beer on the way home and it was time to go out. First stop was a coffeehouse, but honestly we didn't buy any pot. It just didn't seem fun right that second. Next stop, was a biker bar. Didn't know it was a biker bar. Didn't know that the bartender was an American and that he would spend the next hour telling us in great detail why the US was so f**ked up, but he did. We were the only people in the bar and figured his people skills might have had something to do with it. We did stay an hour because we honestly couldn't believe what we were hearing.
We decided to forgo the live sex shows, and instead went to another club which was also completely empty. This was a Saturday night at around 11 or 12 and we literally were the only people in there. Didn't matter though. The bartender who was female and Portuguese was married to the owner who was Dutch. In some half assed Spanish and French we taught them how to make a margarita and a kamikaze and were having a great time and getting very drunk. People started streaming in around 1am or so, and pretty soon I felt a hand on my back and then on my neck, and was thinking to myself, “ok!” Turned around and it was a guy. The whole place was filled with guys. Yep. It was a gay bar. Well this particular gay bar was about to have a Karaoke contest and we decided after seeing SR's song on the play list to enter him right into the contest. First prize was like 1,000 Guilders (yes, before the Euro), and we figured SR would be a shoo in. The guy can sing. No backing tracks or anything like that for him. Ummm. He came in 3rd. To be fair, the guy who won was pretty good, but the guy who came in second did so only because he decided to drop trou and seems that was a real crowd pleaser. No one recognized SR although everyone did sing along which he enjoyed.
Next stop was some college type bar where everyone was singing soccer songs and Abba songs. Honestly, I don't think they played anything else. It was packed and hot, and sweaty and AR got recognized by some American tourists who started screaming. This was not part of the plan, and was not what AR wanted since he and SR were in deep discussions with a dealer who said that he could score some coke. Unfortunately AR just couldn't say, “glad you love the show. You know, could you come back in a little while. My buddy and I are trying to get some coke, and you are kind of ruining it for us.”
So, outside we went. As we were walking and discussing a deal, we all found ourselves in the red light district. Funny how that happens huh? Well, the friendly drug dealer told us to enjoy ourselves while he went off to get it and would be back before we finished. Well, all I can say is I he would still be waiting today for me because it just wasn't going to happen for Mr. Shy. Nope, 3 days of drinking and a dunking in the North Sea and the thought of wife #3 in the back of my mind kind of ruined it for me. SR and AR apparently had no such issues. Well, they are used to performing, and I'm not. My excuse anyway. Well the dealer showed up, and he did so with a few of his friends. Apparently he decided that since we had so much cash, perhaps we would be willing to give some to he and his friends. Ummm. Run? Well this wasn't the movies, and running wasn't in the cards so we passed along what money we had. Got to avoid a good ass kicking though. See, there's always a positive.
Stumbled back to the hotel, slept for a few hours, and then it was the drive. You know the one I mean. The one where the fun is done and at least for me all you have to look forward to is that damn desk and at the time, a job which was no fun at all. AR didn't have anything to complain about. He was going on vacation and then to film a movie. NN? Well he got himself a wife, and was sticking around for a few days to meet her family. So it was pretty good for him. SR? Well he flew to London for a show and some stitches and AR decided to go with him. Me? I flew back all by myself and probably moved four inches on each of the flights. Really the first and only time I have ever been able to sleep on a plane. Stopped in Chicago on the way home and called my mom from a pay phone to wish her a Happy Mother's Day. Decided to keep the whole hooker, coke, gay bar, four day bender out of the conversation though. Went home and kissed the wife. Decided not to mention the whole coke or hooker thing. Told her about the gay bar and she could smell the 4 day bender. Went to sleep, and the next morning was right back at that awful desk.
December 31, 2013
This Million Dollar Listing realtor tried to buy lunch for a table of ten this week and his card was declined. The next one too. Eventually someone else had to pay.
Luis Ortiz
December 30, 2013
A few weeks ago in NYC this A+ list mostly movie actor walked into a store with three of his friends. One of the friends is a former almost A list actor who really has scrambled for roles the past couple of decades. Over the course of an hour the four people went in and out of the store three times. At the end of their visits the store was missing two jackets. One of the jackets cost $65K and the other jacket about half that amount. No one noticed the items were stolen until they showed up missing during an inventory check right before Christmas. The surveillance video was looked at and on six separate cameras were our actor and his friends walking out of the store with the jackets. The owner of the store called our actor's people and sent them a copy of the video which the owner also keeps on his phone and is happy to show anyone who buys him a drink. The actor's people said they were just random friends our actor met a club. Umm, they are the same group of people he has been running with for years. Apparently they have run this little scam before. Not so much to make money but just to get a little rush. After some back and forth and a little warning about TMZ maybe getting the videos our actor paid for the items.
Leonardo DiCaprio
December 24, 2013
This B list celebrity/former multiple reality star on network and cable doesn't have a girlfriend. Apparently our B lister can't stand to attention even a little. Whenever he has an event he hires a woman for the night to make it look like he is living the life he always dreamed.
The Situation
December 23, 2013
This former A list singer/celebrity who is probably still an A list celebrity because of her name but a B- list singer had a great run but is back on drugs in a big way. The thing that is scaring the people around her is that she was off them for so long but is doing them at the same or higher levels than she was before she got clean. During a performance this weekend she hit a meth pipe before and after her very brief set and was a big mess and sloppy and was really sad to see.
Courtney Love
December 22, 2013
This former American Idol Top 2 finisher/winner with A list name recognition was sweating off her makeup and had her wig on the ground as she hoovered up line after line of coke at a club this past week. One of her breasts came loose from the outfit she was wearing and she didn't even care. The only thing she cared about was the free coke someone was sharing. Our Idol finisher/winner didn't let anyone share. She did beg the guy for more. It was quite the sight.
Fantasia
December 20, 2013
This long time game show hostess might be aging but that doesn't mean the barely legal male stripper at a recent party didn't get her hands on attention. And laps on and hands down and if she had any more to drink she was going to have sex with him right there. She did hold on to him for about 30 minutes. And by holding I mean she held on to him by yeah, you get the idea.
Vanna White
December 19, 2013
This former A list singer/celebrity/mostly television actress may be about to get married but it doesn't mean she won't have sex for songs because she is the queen of it. She wants to be back on top again and even had sex with a guy who had been married just two weeks.
Brandy (she broke up shortly after this with her boyfriend)
December 18, 2013
A nurse at a doctor's office is willing to quit her job if the price is high enough to go on the record with a tabloid. The job? She is a nurse at a plastic surgeon's office and knows who got what and when and specifically has lots of information about that A list reality star who gave birth not that long ago and a list of procedures the star has had done over the years including nose jobs, two breast lifts (including one after birth), an augmentation, two tummy tucks (including one after birth) several instances of lipo including at least two since the birth of the child. It seems that one almost member of the family had a little help in the lower extremities to make him slightly bigger. Nice.
The nurse also has information on this former B list mostly television actress who has not had much work since her hit network show went off the air. That actress had multiple breast augmentations including going up a full size because her boyfriend at the time wanted her to look “more like a porn star.” That relationship lasted about three months. There is not a month that has gone by in the past five years that the actress has not come in for some procedure.
There is the married celebrity mom who has an A+ list offspring. The mom, who is married to a celebrity came in to get butt implants and a breast augmentation and lift. What makes it juicy is that the mom was accompanied by a man to the procedure by someone who is not her husband but who she was making out with before the surgery and who picked her up after and brought her in for the followup.
There is the former Tween star at Disney. Well, multiple ones really. The one who got naked before has had a breast augmentation. The one who has been hooked on drugs has had lipo.
Kim Kardashian/Scott Disick/Eva Longoria/Mark Sanchez/Kris Jenner/Miley Cyrus/Demi Lovato
December 18, 2013
This Real Housewife from the southeast was doing line after line of coke the other night. She might seem like a naive airhead but she knows her way around a razor and rolled up bill.
Porsha Williams
December 18, 2013
This former A+ list rock star who still plays but seems like a sideshow, barely made it to an event with his wife. The former rocker shooed two escorts out of a hotel room while he screamed at the front desk to have someone buy him a shirt in the next ten minutes that didn't have lipstick on it or his wife would think he had been cheating. Umm.
Gene Simmons
December 18, 2013
This D list celebrity who wouldn't be a celebrity at all if not for her husband is going to be so busted when the paps turn on her and show him the video of her giving them cash to show up everyday to get her on film. She is so two faced. She is already planning ahead for her inevitable divorce with documents and photos. That will be a great war unless he caves.
Hilaria Baldwin
December 16, 2013
He might be one of the biggest names in the hip hop world but he is fast running out of friends. You would think with the way he changes models like most people change underwear he wouldn't have to hit on all the girlfriends of his peers, but he does. It is why he doesn't have many friends any longer. It's a good thing he made his millions because no one wants to work with him because of either.
Russell Simmons
