While doing some work on a television franchise that has spread throughout the world, this award winning A list musician/multiple reality star has been cheating on his celebrity/reality star wife while outside the country with the woman who was his guide/assistant while he was in town filming.
December 13, 2013
This former B list mostly television actor who is really good looking and cheated on his wife everyday while he was filming that show that used to be on that almost network apparently hasn't stopped cheating even though he is dating a woman he had been cheating on his wife with. Great guy. His latest mistress if you want to call her that graduates from high school in May.
Chad Michael Murray (and he was cheating on the high school student with his current wife who will probably end up on the receiving end of some infidelity down the road or maybe already has)
December 10, 2013
This former A list tweener who had to play about third fiddle on her Disney show made a little kid cry the other day when she approached the actress for an autograph. The child called the tweener by her name on the show and the actress flipped out and told the kid to come back when she figured out the real name of the actress.
Ashley Tisdale
December 9, 2013
This C list celebrity sister of a former A list celebrity/reality star was ticked off because one of her friends ran off with the coke over the weekend. Our C lister ran after her at a club before slipping on her heels and crashing to the ground. She thought about getting up again but ordered a drink and drank it while on the floor.
Ashlee Simpson
This hit ABC show not named Scandal is full of drama. Behind the scenes it is getting crazy. This openly gay cast member broke up with his long term boyfriend because he started hooking up with one of the lead actors on the show who is closeted. Our openly gay actor is in love and has been skipping out on other work of his to be with the lead actor.
December 9, 2013
This former A list politician/reality star could barely sit still at a recent book signing. So much twitching and that runny nose was out of control. What the world would love is a photo of her using coke. I dare say it would be worth millions.
Sarah Palin
December 6, 2013
This former B list mostly movie actor who is so whacked out on drugs and booze that he doesn't even resemble who he used to be. He was wandering the streets of Miami this week asking hookers if they would “be willing to do a pregnant woman.”
David Arquette
December 4, 2013
This late night talk show host ditched his wife for a few hours to go to a party. He said it was a boring industry thing. Turns out it was a lunch time bachelor party at a strip club and who knew, but our talk show host is a spanker.
Craig Ferguson
December 4, 2013
This A list singer/celebrity got injured not too long ago and fell in love with the pain meds she was prescribed. She loved them so much that she continues to take up to 15 a day and has gained 25 pounds in the past two months. Apparently she is fairly incoherent most of the day now.
Mariah Carey
March 15, 2015
This very attractive B list singer didn’t want to have tracks badly enough to want to have sex with this really short celebrity who used to be with an A+ list singer turned recluse. So, the producer started trashing her to every person he can think of to try to get her to give in to his demands. Considering our B lister used to be with one of the celebrity’s best friends just makes it super creepy.
Ciara/Jermaine Dupri/Janet Jackson/Future
March 13, 2015
It’s really interesting that this foreign born A list movie/television actor has only been married a short time and already changed his will and had a trust drafted that only needs a signature when the child is born. His wife is the one who made the appointments and got him to sign everything. She says she just wants to be protected. I can understand that, but she was talking to lawyers the same day they got married about getting the documents to her. I wonder if he was scared on his honeymoon.
Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
March 13, 2015
This foreign born actress is B list. She is on a very very hit show that airs in the US and also on a couple of shows in her home country. Oh, and she also finds time to star in what should be a blockbuster movie. With that incredibly busy schedule you would not blame her if she just stayed home to rest but she volunteers as a teacher’s assistant 10-15 hours a week at a school very close to her house.
Sophie McShera
Strangest story I have heard in months. This rapper/poet/actor who always seems to be changing his name also started a new religion. He is married, but apparently to become a member of his flock you have to sleep with him first so he can rid you of your demons. Yeah, I liked him better when he was making movies.
This former A list mostly movie actress who also had her own show on television multiple times is telling people in her class at school that she is pregnant. Considering the issues she has been through over the past couple of years, this would be a very bad idea.
March 13, 2015
The celebrity ex-girlfriend of this A list singer got a nasty surprise the other day. A man showed up at her place to repo her car. She thought it had been bought for and put in her name. Nope. It is in the singer’s name and to get back at her he called the repo guy to go get it.
Karrueche Tran/Chris Brown
You will be happy to know I already purchased my Mother's Day gift. I was walking past a CVS earlier in the week and snatched up a buy one get one free chocolate special. Much better quality than the dollar store. I kid, I kid. I will be here all weekend should you get bored or have to wait in line because your siblings are all calling mom and she doesn't have call waiting so you spend hours hitting the re-dial button. If you want to follow me on Twitter and watch me drunk Tweet most weekend nights I am @entylawyer
#1- This former A list singer in a group who has really done nothing since the group split but live off her millions has a new gig. She can probably thank her ex band mate for the job because she kind of set the precedent. A rough guess that two days ago there were about 1500 people who all wanted photos and autographs with our singer and some of her peers at an event. Her peers bailed after the show but our former A lister took 1500 photos and probably signed her name double that amount of times. It took about three hours. She never complained once.
#2 - This actress is probably C+. She is in that franchise television movie that makes Tori Spelling look like an Oscar winner. Anyway, the actress also produced a recent movie and is also in college full-time. Yeah, makes me feel like I don't do much either. Anyway, she was in LA this week and talked a network executive into a $75K grant to help fund some high schools back in NYC with cameras and editing equipment. It is a pet project of hers.
#3 - This Golden Globe winning actor is on a hit network comedy. He is actually the star. He is also a big fan of helping feed the poor. In order to get more volunteers he started organizing a party two years ago for the place he volunteers At the time there were ten and the place needed about 50. He tried to make it as fun as possible and spared no expense. It is not only for the volunteers, but also for the homeless and people who eat where he volunteers. Well, the parties have been such a hit there is a waiting list now to volunteer just because people want to go to the party. So, now he has expanded the program and footing the bill to other places that feed the poor and homeless.
#4 - This foreign born former A list comic actor is probably a B now. He has been around forever and has been on so many shows and so many movies and is beloved by millions. He also has a very generous heart. If you have a charity event he will be there and work his butt off to raise money. All for free. At an event particularly close to his heart last week the goal had been to raise $1M. The event managed to raise about $800K. Our actor stepped up and wrote a check for the difference.
March 12, 2015
Talk about a spurned woman getting her revenge. This former B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show turned movie has been living out of the US for quite some time. A few years ago she was doing a play and was turned down by this foreign born actor who is for now at least an A lister in the movies and has a pretty popular television show too.. She hit on him constantly and he turned her down repeatedly and she thought he was rude about it and now that he is famous she is getting her revenge.
Kim Cattrall/Jamie Dornan
March 11, 2015
This former A list singer (in a group-B+ list solo) can’t get any traction with any records. She also is not loving her new role as spokesperson for a fragrance. She hates the way it smells and threw away most of the sample boxes they gave her. The other boxes were given to her domestic help. She does love the paycheck though.
Fergie
March 11, 2015
This former reality star and current C+ list celebrity who is bff with an A+ list reality star was telling everyone at a party this past week that she found a guy who she thinks wants to marry her and she can stop hustling and won’t have to do the Med this summer. The guy is really rich. More rich than the bff’s husband. So, of course the bff wants to put a stop to this. She likes being the only one of the pair that has had success.
Brittny Gastineau/Kim Kardashian
They haven't hooked up in a long time, but apparently things are now back on between this A+list rapper/mogul and our favorite foreign born B list singer/part-time actress. Boyfriend be damned if she can revive her music career thanks to the mogul.
This B+ list Real Housewife from out of town was at a party last night and talked to this recently kicked off network reality star about doing a reality show together about dating each other. The network reality star says he is engaged. The Housewife then asks why he was hitting on so many women and trying to hook up with them at the party.
March 11, 2015
Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor who is almost back down to A is not so clean and sober. A recent accident where he suffered a nasty burn while wasted shows that. This is really going to inconvenience his actress wife who has been enjoying her girlfriend the past few weeks.
Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
This former A- list mostly television actor had a long long dry spell in his career before it was revived a couple of years ago. Not that he is doing Othello or anything but it has provided him a steady paycheck for terrible acting in an awful franchise. Our actor is married. One of his former co-stars in the franchise has been hooking up with him for a couple of year and is expecting a favor in return after being passed over last time.
This has been kept pretty quiet. This extremely talented B+ list mostly movie actress who started off on late night has split with her extremely talented award winning husband. She has been seen on a couple of dates with a new guy. No one knows where her husband is.
This NFL player who loves dating actresses might not have a team right now, but if he was doing any of the drugs that his actress girlfriend from a former hit almost network show was doing last night then he is going to have a tough time landing a spot on a team.
At a party last night, this former B list mostly television actor from a hit network show that he got booted off before it ended its run has had trouble getting work. He was doing coke last night with what my soy said was a blonde Disney star. The spy didn't know the show but says the actress could not have been more than 15 or 16 despite being dressed to look 30.
This former B list celebrity/reality star who still wants to think of herself as a signer despite all the failed reincarnations of her band had no shame last night when she told the girlfriend of this former A list tweener that the tweener boyfriend and our B lister hooked up two weeks ago. The B lister then walked away.
He might not have come with a date, but this B+ list mostly movie heartthrob actor to the teen and early 20's crowd made plans to hookup with the steady girlfriend of this celebrity billionaire. Our actor was slipped her phone number by the girlfriend when her date went to get her a drink.
What one-named B-list R&B singer better think about hiring a new management team because the current one is making her do barely any promo work for her new album and it's expected to be another flop? Add in club appearances where barely anyone shows and you bet she's in crisis mode.
What closeted A+ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee's PR team scrambled for his new beard to make a (staged) appearance with the actor after the rumors about him getting close to another closeted actor and Oscar winner/nominee grew louder?
What B-list rapper gave his reality star girlfriend the gift that keeps on giving? They better stock up on the Valtrex.
March 10, 2015
What C-list athlete who is currently unemployed at the moment has been sending death threats to that B-list rapper linked to one of his exes? The athlete has also been sending stories to the tabloids about possible hook-ups with his ex… which never happened. He’s beyond delusional at this point…
Lamar Odom/French Montana/Khloe Kardashian
Once again it is time for I can't believe those two hooked up. I give you one of the names and you come up with the other.
#1 - Brandon ( I have no money, but what Paris gives me) Davis and this recently married A list Academy Award winner/nominee.
#2 - Arnold Schwarzeneger and this foreign born B- list mostly television actress who was on the recently ended very hit pay cable show that also featured an actress who makes much more money from something other than traditional acting.
#3 - Kimberly Stewart and this A+ list mostly movie actor who has been A+ list for almost 3 decades. For action movies.
March 9, 2015
This A list comic actor cheated on his wife and he is now cheating on his girlfriend. Oh, wait he cheated on her before too. Hey, at least he is funny.
Chris Rock
March 9, 2015
The offspring of this former A+ list mostly movie actor/actress couple has been having issues with sobriety but doing a really good job. One thing she is doing a lot of is spending time at a sex club. She is into some serious pain.
Tallulah Willis
March 9, 2015
This model turned celebrity turned really bad potential actress who has dreams of being a reality star has A+ list name recognition. She has also been earning money for her A- list celebrity business partner/washed up actor/music video director. The thing is, he has been keeping 100% of the money for himself and she is getting ticked off. He really does not want her mad at him.
Amber Rose/Nick Cannon
This former A+ list rapper/singer has a significant other, but while he is on tour he is hooking up with this former A+ list group member. Both of the former A+ listers have fallen a long way down the ladder and both have even done reality to try and recapture their fame.
I think this is the first time this actor has been in a blind. His B list actress wife has been in a couple of kindness blinds. Anyway, our actor is a B list character actor who just finished a run on a long long running way past its time to end television show which makes his third I think long running television show. Anyway, at an event last night his wife was not around and he was not being shy about being all over the woman he brought to the event.
March 9, 2015
It is always the quiet ones who make the most noise. Despite her very young age this actress is actually an Academy Award winner/nominee. She is in Paris this week and was at a dinner after a show and was having fun and she and a guy she met literally at the beginning of the dinner had sex in a tiny office. They thought they were being quiet but the office was between the restrooms and everyone in the hall outside and in either restroom could hear them having sex.
Hailee Steinfeld
This B list celebrity was a network reality star. She ticked off everyone on the show and lost a really high paying gig with great side earning potential. Now, she is struggling to keep up with her expenses and is paying a lot of child support each month and also a monthly fee to keep a woman quiet that she punched.
This former full-time television host is now part-time until she stabs enough people in the back to get a full-time gig. Anyway, our host who is B+ list has a new game where she books very expensive vacations. At the very last minute she threatens the owners of the property that she will cancel unless they give it to her for free and if they don't give it to her for free she will bad mouth them on Twitter and Instagram. When she arrives she also expects free food and booze and activities and ends up costing the resorts tens of thousands of dollars. Most of the time all they get from her is a photo.
As much as I dislike this A- list mostly television actress who will shortly be out of work again. Probably. I mean I guess there is a tiny chance the network show could be picked up, but I doubt it. Anyway, I dislike her, and I want to dislike her all the time and then she goes and drops $100K for a jet to pick up 75 dogs and bring them to the US for adoption. She had already paid for all of the vet bills and paperwork for the dogs and also sent out e-mails and made phone calls to get the dogs homes. By my count she has saved about 1,000 dogs over the past few years.
At a film festival this past weekend, this B list mostly movie actor from some of the biggest box office movies of all-time who took a turn on a pretty decent cable show was the perfect example of how you want an actor to be when you invite them to an event. Throughout the entire weekend, no matter what he was doing or who he was with the actor would step away from his conversation or meal and smile and take a photo with the fan. No matter how many times this went on all weekend, the actor repeated the process tons of times and always smiled and always took a minute for each fan.
This A list mostly movie actor finally has a hit after two decades of misses. He used to be A+ before the losing streak. At a weekend gathering he attends almost every week in Malibu he presented a new Harley to a guy who had to sell his bike to pay for medical expenses for his family.
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor was in a huge franchise and now doing pretty well on a fairly hit pay cable show. Our actor has a significant other and cheats frequently. He is scared of people following him now so instead of finding women and bringing them back to his place he now has escorts meet him for lunch at a hotel used for press events and then takes them upstairs to a room he leases monthly.
Don't believe the lies. This B list mostly movie actress now that her hit almost network show went off the air hated her dress she was going to wear to a big event and bailed on the designer. The designer had to go with a poorly fitted model stand in and the only thing that kept him from going public was the check he got from the husband of the actress.
The only people that saw this A+ list mostly movie actor make out with his supposed new celebrity/actress girlfriend were HER publicists who saw it in their mind. They are trying to force HIS publicists into accepting the relationship.
March 8, 2015
Apparently this foreign born B list mostly movie actress who came out of nowhere in that Oscar movie a few years back and now seems to do more modeling than acting has been having trouble getting much acting work. She is not the best actress, but apparently the fact she refused to have sex with her A list mostly movie actor co-star from that huge CGI box office draw they starred in together not that long ago has caught up with her. The actor, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was upset with her reasons. She said it was because she was dating an actor boyfriend, but she had just cheated on him with another actor our A lister knows very well.
Freida Pinto/James Franco/Dev Patel/Stephen Dorff (and now Freida and Dev have split)
This celebrity at her peak was A+ list. Not for who she was, but for who she married. Her life has been one big lucky charm. Her entire life would have been changed if a couple of things had not happened. Over the weekend I saw a dear dear friend. She is 90 now, but is still a lot of fun to talk to, especially when she talks gossip. Back in the day she was married to the head of a studio. No one who would look at her would know that she was once the considered one of the most powerful women in Hollywood. Back in the days of screen tests she is the one who would tell her husband who to give one to and who to ignore.
Anyway, somehow we got to talking about this A+ lister who is dead and has been for decades and is still an A+ lister. My friend said that for one of his movies, the A+ lister wanted to do the casting. He had been with very few women for about a year and wanted to make up for lost time. The studio was happy to have him making a movie so obliged. They brought in about 10 A & B list actresses who they thought would be good. Our A+ lister said they were fine and he didn't care about casting for the co-star, he wanted to be part of the casting for the high school girls who were going to be in the movie. When the studio brought in 20 for him to see in a group casting he about lost his mind and would disappear every 30 minutes or so to take care of his needs on his own. He was sweating the whole time and fidgeting and wanted one on one interviews with each teen. The studio told him ok and he took each teen to a room where he would talk to them for a couple of minutes. Some though took much longer. Some interviews would take 15-20 minutes or even longer. Those are the ones who got cast in the movie. In the movie there are about 30 high school girls and our A+ lister had sex with each one of them. The oldest was probably 16. Yeah, he liked them young our A+ lister.
So, lets get back to the subject of the blind who got lucky. Well, she thought she was the girlfriend of the A+ lister but one of the high school girls who was 14 at the time ended up living with our A+ lister during the filming and for several months after. They were a definite thing. For three months they were together 24/7. Then the movie was released. It turns out that the 14 year old was a runaway and her parents had no idea where she had gone. Then they saw the movie and saw their daughter. They called the police in their town who called the studio who knew exactly where the 14 year old was. Some other calls were made and money was exchanged and the 14 year old was sent to live with her parents and our A+ lister was told to be more careful and to try and keep all of his girlfriends 16 and above. So, the 14 year old went back to her parents and would not let her speak to the A+ lister and turned him away when he flew once to see the teen. When the parents threatened to call the police he backed off. He went back to LA and picked up the phone and called another teen to come join him in LA. A teen he had not spoken to in the previous three months. She flew to LA and the rest is history.
March 8, 2015
This B list reality star from that A list reality show is waiting for the boss to try and fix everything. There is video of our reality star doing drugs, and it is worse than coke with several naked women. There is going to be a massive price to be paid if there is any hope to squash it. Mid six figures probably.
Scott Disick/Kris Jenner
March 8, 2015
This Victoria’s Secret model who is married to the A list singer/reality guy offered tequila shots to two mid teen girls the other night. When the parents confronted her our model said she didn’t know the parents were there. Umm. Our model didn’t even try and apologize.
Behati Prinsloo/Adam Levine
March 7, 2015
This probably would have stayed inside the exam room, but when our C list celebrity who is married to a foreign born A list movie and television actor was paying her bill with her husband, the receptionist making the C lister’s appointments for the remainder of the pregnancy was confused about the counting. It turns out that the time frame our celebrity told her husband for the pregnancy was off by about a month. So, what she said was two months was actually three.
Sophie Hunter/Benedict Cumberbatch
A daughter of this former MLB player who is known for his controversial comments says she has lots of photos and firsthand encounters with a celebrity offspring turned model using coke and laughed when the model proclaimed innocence to ever using drugs.
This actor is A list if you are under the age of 5. You probably know him if you have a kid under 5 and know the show if you had a kid in the past decade or so. Oh, and you probably don't hate the show like you hate Caillou. Anyway, this actor who is foreign born and has a long term significant other was at a birthday party last week and gave a special birthday present to the single mom throwing the party. A little upstairs bathroom sex right before the candles were blown out on the cake.
March 7, 2015
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely even acts any longer. Oh, she did that crap movie with the former A list tweener. That movie sucked. Anyway, our former A+ lister is really taking her spiritual beliefs to a whole other level. When she was married to the A+ list mostly movie actor, I don’t think he would have gone for her shaking an old wooden rattle and chanting a few words every time she goes into a new room.
Demi Moore/Miley Cyrus/Bruce Willis
Over the weekend this former B list singer turned part-time reality star was kicked out of a hotel. Apparently her A list rapper boyfriend (well she thinks of him as her boyfriend) was entertaining a few women and didn't want to be disturbed. Our B lister was banging on the hotel room door and trying to break it down. The rapper's security people tried to calm her down but eventually gave up and just called hotel security who threatened to call the police if she did not leave.
This A list mostly movie actress who can never completely shed her iconic television role is in a quandary. She needs surgery on her nose from her years of cocaine abuse but is scared about being put under. She needs the surgery and is contemplating other methods. She had a scary experience when she was put under for a breast lift and since then just won't do it.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who was an A lister with his former franchise which is about to reboot with someone else in the lead declared the prescription methadone on a customs form this week. Don't know if it is because he is scared to try and score heroin while out of the country or is trying to stay clean.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She is also trying to promote a movie while simultaneously keeping a stalker at bay. While out promoting her movie at a closed press event she had four bodyguards surrounding her at all times. The studio is picking up the tab because they want her out doing press and it is the only way she will do it.
This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show got her start in reality television in a completely different kind of role. She is trying, but failing to keep an engagement secret because her publicist says she can get her a tabloid cover on a slow week.
There is one thing this B list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show knows and that is she likes to be the biggest star on the show. Because she has the power to do something about it, the biggest star on the show is being given the boot and replaced by a no name actor. It is not the first time she has done this.
This A list model said she spent most of the morning moving things out of her A+ list former bff's apartment. Apparently she was only allowed one hour to do so. It took 10 minutes. The former bff had everything boxed and labeled with contents inventoried that the model had to sign for.
This A list Academy Award winning mostly movie actress was shocked when she would turn up at fittings and this A list rapper would always be there. She had no idea how close he is to the designer. She knew the designer had a boyfriend, but not the A lister. There was no keeping our actress quiet. She kept repeating the story all night. I would love to live in a world where I didn't know about it either.
March 6, 2015
What A/B-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee left a Paris Fashion Week show early because he became annoyed with that mother we all hate, who was yakking to her PR goons the whole time on her phone? When she got up to apologize, he was long gone
Jared Leto/Kris Jenner
#1 - This former A- list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show that is no longer on the air making him a B lister with a crap franchise cheated on his wife last week with this foreign born C+ list actress/model from a famous family who was married to a foreign born actor with a great acting resume.
#2 - This openly gay married B+/A- list actor made his fame from television but is really trying to get into movies. He was all over this man, not his husband the other night. It was get a room time.
#3 - This A list mogul who would love to be an A list singer/rapper sent his long suffering girlfriend back to her room the other night while he hooked up with some random waitress. Hey, every so often you can change that waitress to waiter. Shhh, don't tell anyone.
March 7, 2015
This former Twilight actress has purposely gained about ten pounds to get tabloids to think she is pregnant with that actor boyfriend of hers. She has been trying to get pregnant, but for now just wants the covers and a bunch of pregnancy stories. She isn’t big enough to get a cover. She thinks she is though.
Nikki Reed
March 6, 2015
What ailing country music icon who might not make it through 2015 was approached at the nursing home he’s currently staying at by a newly employed CNA who told him her mom is his biggest fan and could she take a selfie with him to send to her? Well, some of his family members were soon notified and the CNA was quickly fired from her job. She’s trying to assemble a legal team to sue the family, unaware that they’re strapped for cash.
Glen Campbell
March 7, 2015
This married A+ list mostly movie actor who seems to now make the same movie every year is an Academy Award winner/nominee already has two families. Now, I guess he is going for a third because he is cheating on his wife and mistress with another woman and is not even being discreet about it at all.
Denzel Washington
This billionaire had two foreign born models on his arm. One of them is a first for a huge US clothing label. The billionaire is foreign born and spends vasts sums of money on designer labels and is a go to guy for designers looking for money. When the billionaire said he wanted a blonde model for an after party, this A list designer who had dressed his two models said he would have someone waiting by the time the billionaire could get to the party.
This award winning in her country one named foreign born B-/C+ list singer was the object of derision from Anna Wintour who thought the singer was trying too hard to stand out and hated the dress and the props she was carrying.
This biggest elephant in the room was not the aforementioned network actress and love of her life but this B list mostly television actress from multiple shows and her recent B list mostly movie actor co-star. You could cut the hidden feelings with a knife. The girlfriend of the actor probably wished she brought a knife, but her eyes spoke volumes.
This B- list mostly television actress does not have a show any longer or at least it has not been on in forever so has been modeling again. She was talking about divorce because of his cheating but that she is kind of in a bind right now so is sticking through it.
I don't think I knew this permanent A lister even drank any longer. Apparently she does because she was hammered last night. Could barely stand at times and was actually being really friendly and then started being snarky as hell about almost everyone there. It was pretty brilliant.
From my super secret spy at the Gala last night comes this story. It involves the B+ lister from #6. Apparently a family member of the B+ lister has had webcam sex with this foreign born A list model who is a bff of the B+ lister.
Apparently there is a video of this former B+ list tweener having sex with a former A+ list tweener. Apparently when the B+ lister has sex she kind of barks or something that sounds like a bark. This A list reality star who wants to be more walked up behind the B+ lister and barked quietly.
This former almost A+ list mostly movie actress was not happy at the attention this A list mostly movie actress was getting and told the designer if he ever dressed two women at the event again that she would not be wearing his stuff. Yes she will. She needs the publicity right now.
This A list mostly television actress from a hit network show planned on going solo but ended up dragging her husband along who apparently is showing some signs of jealousy or a loss of meal ticket. The love of her life had to settle for three quick hand squeezes and a cheek kiss that was a lot more lips than cheek.
The only drug use evident last night was from this former A list tweener who was a tweener before there was the term. She has a bazillion dollars now, but was a shaky mess who was using corners to to get a bump or two and didn't even bother going to the bathroom.
This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit cable show got sick multiple times last night and never looked well. Tough to be sick in a designer dress. The first time she tried to protect it but the second time she was on her knees.
This A+ list singer was a no show in Vegas for the fight. She had planned on going and her schedule was set for her to go but then the wife of this A++ lister decided to attend. Plans changed.
This blind from back in 2013 seems even more relevant now than it did when I revealed it a couple of months ago.
March 19, 2013
This American League West player is on a new team this season. All-Star caliber for sure but he is going to need to reduce his partying. The first night in town he found a strip club and has been juggling two dancers who don't know about each other. Every night he goes out with one of them and brings them back to his hotel. Not sure what he will do if his wife decides to visit.
Josh Hamilton
This married A- list host who has hosted multiple reality shows for multiple cable channels has a big problem with hillbilly heroin. He has several doctors writing him prescriptions but it still is not enough.
March 6, 2015
This former B list television actress from a very popular show back in the day and multiple reality shows and marriages and without children who made the Celebrity Sex Broker list has a minimum fee of $1000 per ten minute lap dance at a club appearance she is going to make in a few weeks.
Carmen Electra
This is fairly short, but since the Met Ball is tonight, I thought it was a good one to write. A few years ago when actors and actresses started attending and models started getting pushed aside, this former A+ list super model got her revenge. The former A+ lister could still model but mainly stays home with that strange looking celebrity she married decades ago. Anyway our former A+ lister was supposed to go and wear an outfit for a long time designer friend. About three weeks before the event, the designer calls the model and apologizes but says that this B+list mostly television actress at the time from a hit almost network show was going to wear the dress. The designer owed some money and his partners thought it would be better to have the actress wearing the dress. The model was willing to let it go and knew the designer meant his apologies. Then the actress went off in the press about how the model was washed up and that the designer had a vision and that our actress who is married to someone much higher on the list than herself was the designer's muse and it was time for the young and that the models should make way for women the world wanted to see and could see in something more than a magazine that was decades old. The model vowed revenge. She knew who was doing the hair and makeup for the actress because the designer arranged for them. The model had them ruin the hair of the actress so much that she had to wear a wig. They also used a concealer on her face that caused her to sweat and did something to the dress that made our actress scratch herself almost continually the entire night and also break out in some kind of bright red rash. The rash took a few days to go down and the actress lost a modeling job because of it. I'm not sure the actress knows the model was behind it or if it was just bad luck, but I do know she never said anything about the model ever again.
March 6, 2015
It took about three hours for this C list celebrity to find a new person to pay all her bills and suddenly she has a new “boyfriend,” after she dumped her A list celebrity boyfriend.
Karrueche Tran
March 5, 2015
I don’t know what the future holds for this B list network reality star who is moving to another reality show on the same network, but I do know that he is having sex with his current co-star, which would lead me to believe he is not having it with his former co-star although it seems current.
Chris Soules
March 5, 2015
This is getting out of hand. B list mostly television actress. Hit network show. She has been in and out of this spot frequently, but she might have set a new bar to match the other night. At a charity event she walked up to this B+ list mostly television actress who is also an offspring. The actress walks up to the offspring and says, “I heard you f**ked my boyfriend. Stay the f**k away from him.” The offspring doesn’t know the guy, never met him or even seen him. Our actress is losing it.
Sarah Hyland/Emma Roberts
This former A list singer/B+ list mostly television actress/B- list reality star turned whatever she can take threw a fit the other night until a guy at a party would share his coke with her for free. He had wanted to charge her because she used all his coke last time.
This former A list reality star turned A list celebrity who makes most of her money on side projects got into a war of words with the relative of our A lister's former co-star. Apparently the relative was not happy that the A lister was chosen to present an award and said that the A lister would be nothing without the co-star.
The billionaire owner of this horse did not celebrate even a top 3 finish in the Kentucky Derby but he did spend time with the married A- list reality star he flies all over the world. They never meet in LA. Ever.
At the Latin Billboard Awards last week this A list Latin singer was dumped by his date to the show an hour before the red carpet. Apparently she caught him with a guy and it was just too much for her. He convinced someone else to just walk the carpet with him so it would look like he had a date.
This former B- list mostly television actor who has probably slipped to C+ since his cable show stopped airing does have friends who help him get jobs. He got the cable gig because he befriended a frequent guest to the blind items who met him on a show in which she starred and brought him over to the new one. Anyway, our actor is closeted to an extent. He is open in West Hollywood but nowhere else. This weekend though, he brought his most recent boyfriend and was not shy about introducing him although the affection was subtle. Apparently not willing to go full on out in the open yet.
This recent network reality star from the same show as a blind earlier had to rush back to her hotel room because she forgot her engagement ring. You know, the one she won't be wearing much longer. Apparently she usually keeps it in a box which is why she forgot.
This host who only works special network events stayed out of the booze this year and looked to be completely sober at every party she attended. Her companion at each of the parties was a married network executive who seemed to have completely forsaken his marriage vows because the two were all over each other most of the time.
This weekend, this B list mostly television actress from a hit network show who always seems to find a place in the blinds with her boorish behavior was at it again. Apparently the VIP area where she was ensconced was not VIP enough for her because there were too many regular people also there. She also complained about the free champagne and was a general all around horrible person.
The constant affair and everything that goes with it is finally causing too much trouble for this national television morning host so producers are risking his anger by moving out his mistress and hope he can find someone else to hook up with that does not cause as much tension.
This former boy bander might be married but it has never stopped him from cheating. This weekend he hooked up with this former network reality star who is looking for new love after her reality love crashed and burned.
March 5, 2015
These two really need to have a little talk. The B+ list mostly movie actor is telling friends he isn’t ready to get married and his A list mostly television actress girlfriend told several of her friends this is moving way too fast for her. Yet, the two of them keep going forward with the process. Hopefully they have a talk or it will be faster than a Britney marriage.
Joe Manganiello/Sofia Vergara
March 5, 2015
Apparently this Real Housewife was given a choice. If she wanted to stay on the show then she had to say the story was made up (it wasn’t) otherwise she would be fired. The producers wanted the accused on the show more than the accuser. Look for one big name to be gone next season though.
Kim Richards (accuser)/Lisa Rinna(accused)
March 4, 2015
This still technically married permanent B list mostly movie actor must be in his 40’s. Let me check. Yeah, he is. Anyway, he was hitting on a bunch of college women the other night and told them he could get them parts in his new movie and all they had to do was sleep with him. At least he was direct. One woman actually took him up on it. He does have a new movie but he gets no say about any casting. He always uses this line until someone says yes.
Cuba Gooding Jr.
March 3, 2015
What B-list actress who had a good shot at being A-list a few years back, has become so delusional that she didn’t notice one of her former co-stars dissing her on Twitter and she took it as a compliment? She and her a-hole husband need to drop all the yes men and pull their heads out of the clouds.
Mo'Nique/Gabourey Sidibe
March 3, 2015
So, the paps are trying their best, but have failed to figure it out so two tabloid reporters have been assigned to follow this newly married couple with the A list movie/television actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee as the groom. Apparently there is a man that has been spotted several times with the wife, but for only brief moments. The paps have seen the man and have photos of him, but have none of him with the wife because she comes out of nowhere, they don’t meet in public and the meetings are usually under two minutes. The best they have got is a fuzzy shot through some dark windows a couple of times. The tabloid reporters have been trying to buy security footage from the places, but either have not had luck or there is nothing good on the video. Is he the lover? A blackmailer? He is definitely out of place.
Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter
March 2, 2015
Usually this ex-wife to an A+ list mostly movie actor and former girlfriend to an A list talk show host is the one being paid. This time though she is paying the D list celebrity to be with her because she thinks she can get a reality show just starring herself instead of an ensemble thing.
Nicole Murphy
March 1, 2015
What almost A-list former tweener exploded at the backstage crew after she escaped a serious injury during the opening concert of her tour?
Ariana Grande
March 26, 2015
With her first network show not going very well, this foreign born B-/C+ list mostly television actress who is known more for South Of France paychecks has been throwing her foreign born B+ list co-star under the bus to anyone who will listen as to why the show is not performing well. She is also sleeping with just about anyone on the show who is pitching new projects for pilot season or has one ready to shoot.
Kelly Brook/Elisha Cuthbert
March 26, 2015
In what had to be one of the fastest product photo shoots on record this B list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition thanks to her ex relationship was so nervous about being spotted that she had her hair and makeup done in the back of a van, walked twenty feet for the photographer and then ran back to the van which pulled away. I guess she doesn’t want to be asked about her relationships.
Katie Holmes
March 26, 2015
I wouldn’t call it hazing but there is definitely some fat shaming of a person who is not fat on the set of a new show. This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who was recently on a hit show brought her bad reputation with her and has been muttering to anyone who will listen that her much younger B list mostly movie actress co-star should drop a few pounds and always always says something when she spies the younger actress eating anything.
Lea Michele/Abigail Breslin
March 25, 2015
This former A list singer of an A list 80’s hair band who has turned himself into a reality star/singer apparently can only perform in bed if his dog is there. Watching.
Bret Michaels
March 25, 2015
This Bravo star of one of their signature franchises was at a movie premiere this week and must have forgotten he had a woman he is supposed to marry. This hanging on to A list mostly movie actress said he would not stop hitting on her and kept bugging her to go have drinks with him and made it clear he wanted more than just drinks.
Ryan Serhant/Amanda Seyfried
March 24, 2015
This former B list celebrity turned reality star turned magazine pinup is expecting another baby. No, his current significant other who also had his children or his ex who also had children with him knows yet. The good news is our former B lister thinks he might have a job lined up very soon.
Levi Johnston
