This probably would have stayed inside the exam room, but when our C list celebrity who is married to a foreign born A list movie and television actor was paying her bill with her husband, the receptionist making the C lister's appointments for the remainder of the pregnancy was confused about the counting. It turns out that the time frame our celebrity told her husband for the pregnancy was off by about a month. So, what she said was two months was actually three.
The goody goody Nickelodeon actress who had her own show on Nick and is not named Victoria Justice and is now trying to make it in movies or mainstream television was certainly not acting goody goody this week at a frat party. She even brought her own coke to go with the frat provided Molly.
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely even acts any longer. Oh, she did that crap movie with the former A list tweener. That movie sucked. Anyway, our former A+ lister is really taking her spiritual beliefs to a whole other level. When she was married to the A+ list mostly movie actor, I don't think he would have gone for her shaking an old wooden rattle and chanting a few words every time she goes into a new room.
September 14, 2014
This A list singer who is part of an A+ list group was in town this weekend and sent $25K worth of flowers to this B- list mostly movie actress who is the offspring of a former A+ list singer/musician solo and in a group. Romance or apologizing? No one seems to know.
HarryStyles/Lily Collins/Phil Collins
September 13, 2014
Huge fight between this married celebrity couple the other day. He is a B+ list singer who deserves to be A list. Prior to them getting married they planned on having a baby together pretty quickly. Then her career took off so now she wants to wait a few years. He is not happy and they did some serious yelling at each other.
John Legend/Chrissy Teigen
September 13, 2014
This nobody was striking out with every model he hit on at a recent party. When he told his A+list singer sister about his troubles she went and invited some of the same models to sit with them and the next thing you know the guy got to be picky about the which model he chose to take back to his hotel.
Rihanna
September 11, 2014
Fashion Week – This OITNB actress was performing oral sex on another person in a bathroom when our actress suddenly got sick. She ran to the next stall and got sick and then came back still ready to go. Yeah, that must have been a big turn on.
Taryn Manning
This former Twilight actress has purposely gained about ten pounds to get tabloids to think she is pregnant with that actor boyfriend of hers. She has been trying to get pregnant, but for now just wants the covers and a bunch of pregnancy stories. She isn't big enough to get a cover. She thinks she is though.
This Pretty Little Liars actress not named Ashley Benson or Lucy Hale was on a recent vacation and the staff at the hotel where she was staying said she was by far the worst celebrity guest they have ever had and she was there for free and still complained non-stop and was rude to everyone and just a horrible person. They say she was in the top 5 worst guests to ever stay at this resort.
This B- list mostly movie actress made the jump to reality television. You are usually hoping to go the other way. I wonder where her parents are because this mid-teens actress was out partying until the middle of the night every night this past week and basically ingested a pharmacy of drugs during it. She is going to be a huge crash and burn.
This married A+ list mostly movie actor who seems to now make the same movie every year is an Academy Award winner/nominee already has two families. Now, I guess he is going for a third because he is cheating on his wife and mistress with another woman and is not even being discreet about it at all.
September 11, 2014
This married A+ list mostly movie actor who has made some horrible choices recently has been fighting with the director of his latest movie every day and has been throwing tantrums and wants the director fired. Sounds like it will be a winner of a movie.
Ryan Reynolds
September 8, 2014
This B+ list mostly movie actor has dated lots of famous actresses. Way higher on the list than him. His most recent significant other is an A- list mostly movie actress who really shouldn't have taken a certain role because it dropped her down from A list. Anyway, our actor was caught sucking face with a volunteer at the festival where he was showing his movie and he said the pair have split. He might be right but there has been no statement. Never get busted before the statement.
Justin Long/Amanda Seyfried
September 6, 2014
Apparently this A list singer with A++ list name recognition has nothing to do with any social media being released in her name. Photos are being taken and then her team is putting captions on photos. When she performs, the random things not a song or put on teleprompter for her to read. She is just a puppet at this point.
Britney Spears
September 5, 2014
This Teen Wolf actress was at the mall last week when a man had a heart attack. She performed CPR on him and brought him back and was there until the paramedics got there. No one knew who she was. One of the paramedics who came recognized her, but wasn't sure until she gave her name for the report.
Holland Roden
September 5, 2014
What sometime actor and offspring of that A+ list mostly movie actor and that B-list mostly TV actress purposefully wandered into some staged paparazzi photos at that west coast music festival with that A/B-list former child actress and that athlete's son? They avoided him throughout the event because he was borderline stalking them.
Jaden Smith/Chloe Moretz/Brooklyn Beckham/Made In America Festival
One of the housekeepers for this A+ list director who used to be an A+ list mostly movie actor says his girlfriend is abusing him and the housekeeper filed an elder abuse report.
This former B list television actress from a very popular show back in the day and multiple reality shows and marriages and without children who made the Celebrity Sex Broker list has a minimum fee of $1000 per ten minute lap dance at a club appearance she is going to make in a few weeks.
September 5, 2014
What recently deceased actor-comic and Oscar winner/nominee once had sex with an actress/comic whom he considered one of his closet friends early on [think early '70s] in both their careers? They decided to remain just that after that one night stand gone wrong.
Robin Williams/Whoopi Goldberg
This weekend starts my training for St.Patrick's Day. I feel like I have a really good chance this year to be able to drink from the time the bar opens until last call. It is a lot of hard work, but the payoff is worth it and the satisfaction achieved from setting and then reaching that goal. Anyway, it won't stop me from blogging all weekend. Oh, if you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
Even though this actress is still in her mid-teens she has been acting over a decade. In that tweener world she is probably A- list. In the mainstream world of acting she is probably a B- lister. Sure she has been the lead in a movie but when you are young I don't know if that counts for as many points on the list. She has been in some very big movies and even has a recurring role on a hot cable show. Anyway, she is already working with her family and PR people to time a coming out announcement with a movie that she is shooting. It will be a big movie with a lot of press tours and promotion and she thinks by coming out she can help other people in their teens who are struggling with the same decision. She will probably be the youngest actress to come out.
September 3, 2014
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is going through women so fast that he went out to get some coffee and left behind in his bed a woman he picked up the night before and she was still there when he brought back someone he picked up while getting coffee. He then told the first woman to leave and she did and the second woman stayed.
Gerard Butler (the crazy part is the first woman who left is now the woman who he is allegedly engaged to so I guess she is ok with this kind of thing)
September 1, 2014
This married celebrity chef who always seems to be cheating might not actually be married any longer. She recently filled out a government form and indicated she is single even though she publicly says she is married.
Giada ( and a short time later she announced her divorce)
September 1, 2014
This A+list singer says she owes her career to one of her employees who was convicted of beating a woman. Strange twist.
Rihanna
It took about three hours for this C list celebrity to find a new person to pay all her bills and suddenly she has a new "boyfriend," after she dumped her A list celebrity boyfriend.
This multiple reality star who appeared on several shows for the same network and one on cable was paid to wear a new line of clothes from a reality star and said it looked like someone spent five minutes on making each one and called them awful. They do look pretty bad.
August 17, 2014
This B list celebrity who may have peaked at A list has had some television specials and is definitely A list in his corner of the entertainment world. He says the first time he hooked up with this now married former model/former A list reality star who tries to stay famous by hitting red carpets tried to charge him for sex. He refused and their public romance lasted a really short time because she kept wanting to be paid like she had been in her long term former relationship.
Criss Angel/Holly Madison
This former MTV star turned reality star of her own turned actress turned fading celebrity got busted by her significant other when he found out she was hooking up with the married host of this network reality show to which she has a tenuous connection. The host has had his fair share of cheating. It is how he met his wife after all.
This B list singer of one very big hit who is a celebrity offspring is one sick guy, or hates his ex. According to his girlfriend, the girlfriend wore the wedding dress of his ex while having sex with the singer
Apparently cheating must run in the family because this married B list female celebrity offspring of A++ list celebrities was spotted sneaking into the backseat of a car that already held a man and indulging in a quick 10 second makeout session before the car started moving. Like father like daughter.
What ailing country music icon who might not make it through 2015 was approached at the nursing home he's currently staying at by a newly employed CNA who told him her mom is his biggest fan and could she take a selfie with him to send to her? Well, some of his family members were soon notified and the CNA was quickly fired from her job. She's trying to assemble a legal team to sue the family, unaware that they're strapped for cash.
What A/B-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee left a Paris Fashion Week show early because he became annoyed with that mother we all hate, who was yakking to her PR goons the whole time on her phone? When she got up to apologize, he was long gone
What bisexual network reality star (who isn't out publicly yet) who is currently unemployed was spotted making out with another guy at a WeHo club when they were both photographed by someone with an iPhone? Turns out the guy with the iPhone was an undercover paparazzo. The photog was quickly paid off the reality star's PR people and the reality star was seen the next night at the same club, this time with his on-again-off-again ex. He still met up with his new guy friend though, he just entered and exited the club with his ex.
The ex-girlfriend of this former A+ list mostly television actor who went from network to cable tried to kill herself again this past week. Apparently the actor called her and said he wanted to get back together and invited her over and they had sex and started doing drugs and then some other woman called him and wanted to come over so she did and they had a threesome and then the actor decided he liked the other woman better than his ex and kicked her out and threw some hundred dollar bills at her.
I revealed this blind back in January, but stumbled upon it again today and thought it was relevant and a reminder that there were lots of people who knew about her problem but were so concerned about making sure they got paid and were taken care of that they never said anything about anything or anyone.
August 29, 2014
This B list celebrity who is an offspring is also a reality star and a sometime actress. She is also the biggest celebrity crack user that I have heard of. She basically smokes crack 24/7 and then crashes after a few days and then wakes up and starts the whole process again. No one says anything to her though about it because the offspring has so much money and anyone who should say anything wants some of the money.
Bobbi Kristina Brown
December 30, 2014
What Hollywood power couple both on and off-screen never officially confirmed their marriage, but there was that one time about a few years into their relationship that they both went to Mexico so he could get a quickie divorce from his wife [a devout Catholic like him] and they could get hitched? The female half of the couple never met his ex-wife until after the man died and eventually became good friends with both his kids.
Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn
#1 - I don't know what the future holds for this B list network reality star who is moving to another reality show on the same network, but I do know that he is having sex with his current co-star, which would lead me to believe he is not having it with his former co-star although it seems current.
#2 - This B list celebrity who is only that high because of the A++listers in her family suffered a really bad bloody nose yesterday while snorting some coke at a fashion week party.
#3- This foreign born A list model who wants to be an actress will tell anyone who listens that she had sex with the bff of the A+ list female singer and that both of them only like women.
December 30, 2014
What A++ actor/singer and Oscar winner/nominee had the image of the all-American family man, but he had a little secret that he kept from the public. He grew weed in his backyard and was pretty good at rolling a joint.
Bing Crosby
August 30, 2014
This A list singer who is a huge a-hole and will never be an A lister in my own mind despite the world turning a blind eye might have been the actual target of a threat last week. Apparently our A lister likes to run around telling everyone he is in the Illuminati. Whether it exists or not is one thing, but it is always associated with this A++ list rapper who hates the A lister and doesn't want people to think they hang out or that the A++ lister would have anything to do with the A lister. Apparently the A lister threatened the life of the A++ lister so the incident last week could have been a warning that got out of hand.
Chris Brown/Jay-Z/Suge Knight shooting
August 29, 2014
There will be very little traveling for this A list mostly movie actor when he starts promoting his big new movie which also stars an A+ list mostly movie actor. The family of our barely hanging on to A list actor feels like he will kill himself or overdose if he leaves his home for any length of time.
Shia LaBeouf/Brad Pitt/Fury (and Shia didn't really do any promoting of it at all)
An actress on that HBO show that everyone loves has always been a little eccentric. She might be a little fired if what she says is true. She says she slept with the boyfriend of the boss at a Christmas party.
This is getting out of hand. B list mostly television actress. Hit network show. She has been in and out of this spot frequently, but she might have set a new bar to match the other night. At a charity event she walked up to this B+ list mostly television actress who is also an offspring. The actress walks up to the offspring and says, "I heard you f**ked my boyfriend. Stay the f**k away from him." The offspring doesn't know the guy, never met him or even seen him. Our actress is losing it.
This B+ list singer used to be A-. Even though she has a new album, it is not doing well and the only time she sees her kid is when she has nothing else to do that day. By nothing else I mean she has worn herself out from partying and whatever family member is watching her drops her off.
This A list singer started off on reality television. She might want to star facing reality. When your husband does agree to travel with you which is rarely, why is it that he insists on separate rooms and never even on the same floor? I guess she is ok with the cheating.
This weight challenged A list mostly movie actor badly burned himself when a dabbing went wrong. There was an incident with his torch and a stumble by someone and his shirt caught on fire and melted and stuck to his chest.
Xanax bars by the handful mixed with booze is probably not the way to go for this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who loves method acting. His girlfriend tries to keep him out in public so it will be harder for him to use, but he is quite the handful to stop.
These two really need to have a little talk. The B+ list mostly movie actor is telling friends he isn't ready to get married and his A list mostly television actress girlfriend told several of her friends this is moving way too fast for her. Yet, the two of them keep going forward with the process. Hopefully they have a talk or it will be faster than a Britney marriage.
Apparently this Real Housewife was given a choice. If she wanted to stay on the show then she had to say the story was made up (it wasn't) otherwise she would be fired. The producers wanted the accused on the show more than the accuser. Look for one big name to be gone next season though.
This former A list mostly movie actress made one bad movie decision. Now she can't get the same roles she got prior and is dropping quickly to B list. After years of being sober our actress is doing drugs in a big way and has lost a ton of weight off a really skinny frame. Her puppy dog actor boyfriend has been shown the door because she is in definite drink and drug as much as possible mode.
This B+list mostly movie actor has his new movie opening soon. It is kind of a franchise but a first movie. Anyway, the guy is hair challenged and had some kind of new hair transplant that has left a horrible infection on his head. Hat during press interviews?
December 30, 2014
What foreign born A/B-list actress best known for her off-screen liaisons, volcanic temper and her mysterious death, appeared in several stag films before she was famous, some of them being girl-on-girl?
Lupe Velez
She was never really given any credit for her acting. To be fair, she once did have the number one movie in a country. I'm pretty sure it was the only movie being shown in that country at the time. Had to be. The thing is since she has given up acting which was never her main celebrity gig anyway she has become a better actress. She throws out this public image of happiness and that she has the best marriage in the world and everything is sweetness and light. People believe it. People want to believe it. I think she enjoys her marriage about 10% of the time and 90% of that 10% is when she is away from home. If she is home, they rarely sleep in the same room together or even wing of the house. One of them usually him sleeps in the guest house. He can smoke his pot out there all night and try and calm down. The guy has a temper. Lots of verbal abuse. She is the only one who has actually done the hitting. She has hit him several times. He doesn't work. She works a lot. He has cheated. She has cheated too but don't tell. She is so much better at hiding her cheating than she was back in the day. She only cheats with people who have as much to lose as she does. She thinks if she divorces that it will ruin the carefully cultivated image she has worked on for the past few years after some really bad PR moves. Plus, her family has issues so she works really hard to look perfect, or at least the relationship.
December 30, 2014
What future politico’s wife, when she was still an aspiring starlet, met her future husband when he was still very much married to his actress wife? The actress wife filed for divorce after she came home and walked in on her husband and the starlet doing the horizontal mambo in their bed.
Nancy Reagan/Ronald Reagan/Jane Wyman
December 30, 2014
What A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee never slept with his frequent leading lady in the early 1940s (as is frequently reported), because he knew his wife would raise hell and immediately call every gossip columnist in town? After his wife’s sudden death, the leading lady swooped in to try to comfort him in more ways than one, but with no success. They still remained great friends until the actor’s death.
Clark Gable/Lana Turner/Carole Lombard
December 30, 2014
Which B-list tough guy, who was almost A-list for a short period, was born and raised into a Jewish family, but when he got to Hollywood he was told by several [Jewish] studio heads to hide his faith from the public, because they wanted an ‘exotic’ leading man a la Rudolph Valentino? He did so, never discussing his faith to the public until his later years.
George Raft
This foreign born B- list mostly television actress has her B list celebrity husband so wrapped around her finger that even though he knows his wife cheated on him with someone our actress has him out there lying for her while she still cheats with the same guy.
This A list singer who really does that Christmas thing well was without his supposed B+ list actress girlfriend for a birthday vacation. He did have some fun with that male friend of his though who also stayed in the same hotel room.
This network reality host is finding it hard to get any real high paying work. It turns out that his A+ list singer ex is calling in lots of favors and says she won't work with anyone who gives her ex a job.
This A list mostly movie actor who is doing some pay cable to branch out is married. It didn't stop him from hitting on his B list mostly movie actress co-star. She turned him down but he has the habit of e-mailing her photos of him in bed with other women or solo naked shots of himself to show her what she could have had.
This foreign born A list singer from a couple of years ago started off in reality television before hitting it big. She is going to be back again this summer and might move to A list again from her current B- list status with her new song. Anyway, while she was struggling before getting that reality show gig she worked as a webcam model and one of her customers has two hours of footage of her naked that he is trying to sell.
This foreign born probable one album wonder from 2014 had some really bad pot brownies he said. Well his road manager said. Tried to come up with some reason why the singer was running around the hotel hallways naked two nights ago.
This still technically married permanent B list mostly movie actor must be in his 40's. Let me check. Yeah, he is. Anyway, he was hitting on a bunch of college women the other night and told them he could get them parts in his new movie and all they had to do was sleep with him. At least he was direct. One woman actually took him up on it. He does have a new movie but he gets no say about any casting. He always uses this line until someone says yes.
Would you watch a family member have sex? This B list reality star/actress/singer watched her celebrity family member the other night. Well, they were sharing the same suite. It freaked out the person who was having sex with the family member because it was not just a passing glance it was full on watching.
What A++ list songstress was supposed to be the headliner at NYC Pride's Dance on the Pier concert last year but organizers were so concerned about the potential traffic nightmare following Bridgegate that she ending up cancelling?
What foreign born B/C-list actor currently on a historically based cable series, has been posting pics on social media of him and his boyfriend? His PR people are obviously encouraging it, because he's still at the beginning of his career and not at a point where it would be a setback
What B-list actress who had a good shot at being A-list a few years back, has become so delusional that she didn't notice one of her former co-stars dissing her on Twitter and she took it as a compliment? She and her a-hole husband need to drop all the yes men and pull their heads out of the clouds.
December 30, 2014
Which A++ list actress and Oscar winner/nominee, back when she was an almost A-list teen star, hated being chaperoned by studio PR people everywhere she went, so one night she let them have the night off and went to a gay club with her two best friends, both gay and both actors? When a photographer snapped the three of them laughing their asses off at the drag queens performing, the studio immediately killed the photo, fearing it would ruin the careers of all three involved.
Elizabeth Taylor/friends: Montgomery Clift and Roddy McDowall
So, the paps are trying their best, but have failed to figure it out so two tabloid reporters have been assigned to follow this newly married couple with the A list movie/television actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee as the groom. Apparently there is a man that has been spotted several times with the wife, but for only brief moments. The paps have seen the man and have photos of him, but have none of him with the wife because she comes out of nowhere, they don't meet in public and the meetings are usually under two minutes. The best they have got is a fuzzy shot through some dark windows a couple of times. The tabloid reporters have been trying to buy security footage from the places, but either have not had luck or there is nothing good on the video. Is he the lover? A blackmailer? He is definitely out of place.
December 30, 2014
What A-list blonde actress not named Marilyn was three years older than she said she was, making her almost 30 years old at the time of her early death?
Jean Harlow
December 30, 2014
Before she was famous, this future A++ list actress and Oscar winner/nominee was hoofing it up on Broadway in the chorus line of a second rate revue. She was also making ends meet by prostituting herself to shady men who lived near the apartment she was renting out. Her pimp was psychically and mentally abusive towards her and one night she had enough. She was determined to get rid of him for good, so she ran him over with her car… killing him. The landlady called the police and our future star spent the night in jail, but was eventually released after she told the cops that he was drunk and she had no other choice but to run him over (phew!) Fast forward a year and she has a new alias and she’s under contract to the studio she would call home for a few decades. Magically, her arrest record disappeared after some money exchanged hands.
Joan Crawford
December 30, 2014
There was a time, during the height of her career, that this A++ list singer/actress was almost cured of her addiction to speed. On the advice of her then (married) lover, a future Oscar winning director/writer, she underwent several psychoanalysis sessions at the Menninger Clinic. The shrink diagnosed her as being manic depressive and suggested that she temporarily retire and go off her current regimen of uppers and downers. Well, she went cold turkey with the pills (and it worked) but as for retiring, her stage mother from hell put a stop to that. The mother, one of the worst of all time, called up her shrink and screamed over the phone “NOTHING IS WRONG WITH MY DAUGHTER!!” (needless to say, the strained relationship between mother and daughter was further strained to the point of nonexistence). Mommy dearest also called up the head of the movie studio and the head demanded that the star go back to work because of time, money, blah blah blah. All attempts to get her off the pills failed due to her mother’s sabotage and she took the next train back to Hollywood. Needless to say, the film she was set to start work on was one she didn’t want to do att all but it turned out to be one of her best. As for her then lover, they broke up soon afterwards and he always regretted the fact that he didn’t stop her mother sabotaging her daughter’s sobriety.
Judy Garland/lover: Joseph L. Mankiewicz/mother: Ethel Gumm/studio head: Louis B. Mayer/movie: Meet Me in St. Louis
This Teen Mom only sees her new baby when the cameras are rolling. The rest of the time the baby stays with the paternal grandmother because our Teen Mom is in bad shape with drugs and has split with her significant other also except for when the cameras are rolling.
With all of the drama going on behind the scenes at this cable show, the dislike for the new member of the show has kind of been forgotten for a moment. No one can stand her and in the short time she has been there has been rude to just about everyone.
It must be A+list day. This A+ list mostly movie actress is hooking up with a single mom at her son's school. I don't know if the woman has kids there or is a teacher.
This A+ list mostly movie actress recently suffered a miscarriage. She was devastated and does not think she will be able to have any more kids which is what she really wanted. She will only have them naturally and she is getting a little older. She wanted to match the older with the new so to speak.
The stalkee is becoming the stalker. The very brief boyfriend of this B list mostly television actress from the hit network show says that he slept with her and then dumped her for someone else but our actress calls and texts him constantly to the point where he wants to switch telephone numbers.
This married A+ list mostly movie actress with A+++ list name recognition is really really sick. As in not going to live another couple of years sick. Apparently it is one of the reasons she can't gain weight and why she disappears for weeks at a time from the public.
This A- list national talk show host knows he is about to get busted for cheating on his wife. His publicist knows but no one else.
This B- list mostly movie actor now is barely hanging on to the B list range. The only reason he still has B list life is because of his name and because he landed a movie franchise. Back in the day when he was on that long long long running network drama with all the big names he was closer to A list. Anyway, married for still a very short time our actor was with two Asian hookers the other night after doing some press for his new movie. He left the wife back at home. All three went to his hotel room.
Some bad blood between this reality star on a hit cable show that seems like it is constantly airing and not on E!. The reality star was in Vegas at a club and was trying to hook up with a woman when this New England player walked up and got her to go with him. Some shoving and arguing before security came to clear things up. The woman ended up going with the NFL player.
This celebrity offspring is always alone at school plays and concerts and anything else that involves public gatherings. The offspring's B list actress mom who is way more famous inside her own head than she really is despite her A+ list actor ex-husband thinks people will want photos and autographs and prefers to just stay home.
August 22, 2014
This former A list singer who is still a B+ list singer sent over a really expensive bottle of champagne to his A list ex. The two then met in the corner of a garden at the restaurant where they were both eating and then again briefly on a couch where her companions pretended not to listen. Hey at least someone will get some songs out of this.
Taylor Swift/John Mayer (A part of me though thinks this is where the feud really escalated with Katy Perry and then it would not be quite so boring)
Last week I gave you a long list of names. I also gave you some very big names during the week including at least three jaw droppers. Here are five other names that I considered huge.
#1 - Academy Award winner. Currently single but has been married to an actor before. Apparently she also travels to other countries to meet men. She has been with several Presidents of different countries. Many people don't find her to be that attractive.
#2 - One of the few singers on the list is this A list singer who has had some issues in the past. When she was about to turn 19 she visited and set a new price record.
#3- A now married A list mostly movie actress who was A+ list on hit pay cable show for a very long time.
#4 - A now married A- list mostly movie actress who has been acting since she was literally a child. She was underage here, but of legal consent there when she went. She was having big financial problems and supported herself for two years doing it.
#5- This actress has celebrity offspring. She was once married to an A+ list mostly movie actor and an A list mostly television actor who makes bad movies. She still travels once or twice a year and still commands very very high fees.
August 19, 2014
Well this A+ list celebrity always cheated on his A list actress wife and did so sometimes with this model/fashionista so I'm not sure why she got so upset that our A+ lister cheated on her with an actress. It is what he does. I just don't understand his type. For the most part, every single hookup and relationship has always involved the exact same look. Blonde with see through bones.
Chris Martin/Gwyneth Paltrow/Alexa Chung/Jennifer Lawrence
August 18, 2014
This B- list mostly movie actress just turned 18. When she was a child actress her parents didn't let her appear in anything even remotely sexy and approved every project in which she appeared. As a result her career never really went anywhere. As soon as she turned 18 the work came so fast and quickly that she doesn't even have enough time for all the roles she was offered because she is willing to do anything in her roles now and is fast becoming someone who will be approaching A list by the end of next year.
Sammi Hanratty
August 15, 2014
Liza Minnelli isn't the only celebrity offspring to pay money under the table to prevent her mother (Judy Garland)'s FBI files to be leaked because of Judy's ties to far-left political groups. The non-famous offspring of a recently deceased actress are contemplating on doing the same thing or blocking the release because their mother's files contain similar info.
Lauren Bacall
This A list singer is A list in his own musical niche but every few years makes it to A list in the mainstream pop charts. He is married. He is always married. His new wife better get used to the cheating because the guy has been married a very very short time and has already hooked up with a fan and an ex. No, not the A lister the one before that he cheated on with the A lister.
This C list celebrity dating that former A list tweener turned bad singer/bad indie actress has no idea that the former tweener has also been hooking up with the C lister's best friend.. The best friend is an A list singer and an Academy Award winner/nominee for his acting.
This A+ list mostly television actress who gets A+ because her network show is so popular has a little secret. OK, well she has that big one that everyone whispers about and then of course a couple of others that are whispered but this one is new. Makes her a little less squeaky clean. One of her recent hires as an assistant is known for dealing drugs to her celebrity bosses. She is in demand but only by people who want the best quality pills and other drugs.
This A+ list singer and this foreign born A list model who is becoming an actress got into a huge screaming fight last week at an award show after party because the model thinks the singer should be more forthcoming about her sexuality.
This former B+ list mostly movie actress has divided her time between movies and television. For a B lister she has A list name recognition because of some really erratic behavior and a very high profile relationship with an A lister that she has never repeated. Anyway, our actress is hated on her new cable show because she is sleeping with the creator when needed to make sure that she gets the most lines and that people who get in her way get removed. She really hasn't changed.
This former A- list mostly television actress from that long running hour long network comedy that doesn't exist any longer was hanging out with her very rich boyfriend in public the other day in his hometown. Later that day though he spent two hours in a hotel room with that foreign born A list model turned part-time actress who finally got the public split announcement she has been wanting from that A+ list celebrity she was "dating."
Usually this ex-wife to an A+ list mostly movie actor and former girlfriend to an A list talk show host is the one being paid. This time though she is paying the D list celebrity to be with her because she thinks she can get a reality show just starring herself instead of an ensemble thing.
This former B+ list mostly movie actor who is finally working again but won't ever be as famous as when he was married to the A+ lister said the great thing about being him is that everyone knows who he is and even if they remember he has a girlfriend they only remember she is blonde so he cheats exclusively with blondes. Just like he was doing the other night.
If you think time heals all wounds then there definitely needs to be more time to heal for this former A list mostly movie actress who is still technically married to this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor. He cheated a lot and the wife ran into him in front of a restaurant early last week with his new girlfriend. Our actress shoved the actor and threw a lit cigarette at him.
A teacher is trying to sell a story to the tabloids that two years ago this possible one record wonder who is foreign born and had a very good 2014 was questioned by the police after several boys complained about the singer. Apparently the singer would show up during recess and talk to the boys and would sometimes show up at the end of the day too. Super creepy.
This former A list member of a singing group who went on to reality television, many children and almost as many arrests was barred with the exception of one location from a building and its grounds after he was caught smoking crack on an outside lawn last week.
This married A+ list mostly movie actor got so tired of taking on and off his wedding ring while cheating that he just leaves it off except for red carpet events he attends with his actress wife. I think if she could do better than what the pre-nup says she would leave him. She loves being his wife and what comes with it, but everyone laughs at her all the time for being played like this.This is not about Ben Affleck. Think younger.
August 13, 2014
The makeup artist that our married A+ list mostly movie actor is hooking up with while on set almost got fired after she was seen with her arms around the actor outside of the confines of his trailer. With all the cameras around the set looking for photos, this could have been really bad for the actor right now.
Ben Affleck
August 12, 2014
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit network sitcom has failed at her most recent attempts at network television. She is back for another shot and is making the network angry because she keeps doing product endorsements from the set that conflict with advertisers they have lined up for the show. Our actress told the network to give her a raise and she will stop. She is such a pain. Why does anyone hire her?
Debra Messing
August 9, 2014
This pro golfer knows how to cheat, but this might be the first time he has been cheated on. His celebrity girlfriend hooked up with the golfer on the great hot streak while he was dating his celebrity girlfriend. Dustin Johnson is not involved in this blind.
Tiger Woods/Lindsey Vonn/Rory McIlroy
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who constantly cheats on his wife while calling it an open marriage might have sunk to a new low for him and his marriage. He ditched his wife at their hotel to go have sex with a fan and ended up spending the night with the fan and was running late for a flight with his wife. He met his wife at the airport. Oh, the fan is the one who dropped him off.
This married former tweener television actress turned A list mostly television actress turned celebrity turned B list television actress who is desperate for fame throws her family under the bus at every opportunity if it means fame for her. She missed one child's birthday to walk a red carpet. She missed her anniversary to have sex with a guy who funded one of her projects.
What almost A-list former tweener exploded at the backstage crew after she escaped a serious injury during the opening concert of her tour?
What B-list reality star/host/celeb spawn clashed with the bosses of that cable network she worked for because she didn't get that raise she was promised? She was also mad that her cohosts were being unfairly treated on social media and that the network (who were doing nothing to stop the bullying) tried to put a gag order on her. Oh and she's not really friends with the person who was joked about on her show not too long ago, they share an agent.
What TV host/reality star/sometime actress wife of an A-list NBA player had a secret marriage before she met her current husband? She had it annulled after he became physically abusive.
August 8, 2014
What troubled R&B crooner once had a gaggle of groupies strip stark naked to get his attention? They got it alright, he and his entourage took all of them home.
Chris Brown
August 8, 2014
What actress currently starring in a sci-fi blockbuster was caught snorting lines of coke off a glass table at a wrap party for that other sci-fi blockbuster she starred in a few years ago?
Zoe Saldana
August 8, 2014
This B list actress is getting married to an A list athlete. She really wants to adopt a child. He thinks it is because she cares about children, but she told her friends she wants to be able to get child support if they divorce since the pre-nup is so strict.
Gabrielle Union
