December 9, 2014
This former A list mostly television actress turned A- list mostly movie actress turned failed movie actress turned B list mostly television actress showed up at a charity event the other night to try and get people to watch her show and had no idea what the charity actually did.
Katherine Heigl
December 9, 2014
This former A list cable reality star from an A list cable reality show is trying to keep getting high fees in his current gig so he is spending some of his money on this A list rapper to try and impress her. He also slept with her a few times. So far it is working because she wants to hire him.
Pauly D/Nicki Minaj
December 9, 2014
This foreign born, perpetually annoying former A list singer went to rehab to take care of some of her drug demons but while there is also having some reconstructive surgery to take care of her nose which already had a couple of surgeries performed on it. It has been months now since anyone has seen her. I’m not sure anyone will recognize her with the new nose.
Avril Lavigne
December 9, 2014
Last year this former American Idol contestant would have killed to sing at the charity event she blew off this year. She said she was sick, but in reality she just thinks she is above all of that now as an actress and won’t sing unless there is big money involved. She just gets more into herself every day.
Katharine McPhee
This NFL athlete is blaming his poor performance last season on his B list celebrity wife who had people watching him to make sure he didn't cheat on her. In their prenup she only gets really paid if he cheats. He always has so she had people following him this season and he didn't cheat and had a terrible year. He thinks a divorce might be worth it at this point because he doesn't want to lose the salary owed to him.
Apparently this foreign born B list mostly movie actress gets along so well with this married A+ list mostly movie actor is that she saved him while filming together when he was with another guy and she sacrificed a fairly new boyfriend to say that the lover was her lover and not that of the A+ actor and her boyfriend dumped her.
While his A-/B+ list mostly movie actress wife stepped away from the cashier for a second to take a phone call, the cashier gave the husband the total price and was waiting for the husband to pay. The husband looked around and mumbled that his wife would pay.That is generally how it goes. His wife gives him just $50 a week.
This foreign born recent Grammy winner with a great 2014 has not had many sexual partners but one of the very few he had gave him an STD that is not going to go away. Ever.
The husband of this Atlanta Housewife is cheating with two different women. Both waitresses that used to work for him.
December 8, 2014
This now dropped to a B- list mostly movie actress who is about six months from dropping to C because that franchise can no longer save her made it a point to be as rude as possible to the guest of this former A list tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor at her Christmas party. Our actress thought she was going to have the gig that the guest has now and knows it will keep her fame alive a lot longer.
Ashley Greene/Zac Efron/Sami Miro/Girlfriend for photo ops
December 8, 2014
What former girl group member had her husband give attendees at her mother’s funeral excuses about that A++ list songstress’s absence (mainly because the latter wasn’t close to her friend’s mother)? People were whispering that the two aren’t as close as they once were.
Kelly Rowland/Beyonce
December 8, 2014
This former child actress turned kazillionaire who thankfully is no longer acting but has A+ list name recognition was staggering drunk and chain smoking while sucking face with a random guy who was not her grandfather aged boyfriend.
Mary Kate Olsen
What A-list actress and singer is thinking about bringing her mostly TV actress bff as her date to the Oscars? She wants to get a rise out of that couple who tried to blackball the TV actress.
What A++ list songstress was complaining to her husband the whole way home after attending that NYC Fashion Week show? She was angry that one of his mistresses dared to show up and that she was forced to take pictures with the cable TV matriarch and her meal ticket.
December 8, 2014
This A list golfer barred his sometime girlfriend from getting into a club where he was partying so she went back to their hotel while he partied with women and even took one to a different hotel before he went back to where he was staying with his girlfriend.
Rory McIlroy
Friday the 13th. Just one more day to make sure you see some guy on the corner to get some flowers. Don't be one of those people who gets their present at a gas station. A corner is much classier. Plus, if you are in LA, the person on the corner probably has some oranges too. Oh, or grilled corn. Grilled corn is way better than some chocolate dipped strawberries from Godiva. Please. Anyway, even if you have plans tomorrow, I hope you will stop by this weekend and say hello. I will be here. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
#1 - She might be engaged but this B- list mostly movie actress who used to be in a franchise had sex with the owner of that company she was doing a red carpet for. They spent 30 minutes in his hotel room during the party.
#2 - This Real Housewife is running a scam which involves getting old people to leave her everything they own. She has them leave the property to a friend of hers who then gives it to the Real Housewife. Four people so far.
#3 - This host, who must be in a great mood now and back to loving her job spent most of the night at a charity event the other night talking to different people outside while she smoked one joint after the other. She does share.
#4- It was not a very fun moment for the person who asked this A- list model about the A+ list singer she used to be bff with. The model got into the face of the other person and was out of control. It was a simple question out of curiosity and the model was way out of line.
December 8, 2014
The B- list celebrity offspring of two of the worst celebrity parents ever has been hooking up the past few weeks with the lead singer of the band that Taylor Swift loves. Apparently they sent Taylor a pic of themselves naked in bed together.
Ali Lohan/Matt Healy "The 1975"
December 8, 2014
This B+ list former tweener from a hit Disney show that sounds like it should be on Animal Planet recently celebrated a special day in her life but didn’t make any friends on her former show and not one of them congratulated her on the special day.No one. Plenty of people who work with her now or want to did, but no one who worked with her in the past. She really made it clear to them who had the future and who didn’t. Apparently they wanted to make it clear to her who has friends and who doesn’t.
Stefani Scott's birthday/ A.N.T Farm/
December 8, 2014
This foreign born A list model is turning to acting because her coke use is so out of control that she is having a tough time not looking bloated. She looks fine for video but not on runways.
Cara Delevingne
You can decide which one really happened. Two people were in the room who heard the same story. Two people who give me tips frequently. One swears she heard that this baby daddy was actually in the bed of another woman when he got the call that his B+ list offspring/actress baby mama was going into labor. The other woman heard it as the baby daddy was in the bed of another woman the day before and what if he had been at the time he got the call. Either way, not a relationship that is long lasting.
This B list mostly television actress who landed a really good role is married to an A+ lister. Our B lister did some press this week and was absolutely blitzed for her first interview of the day. It is a good thing she was sitting for the interview because the standing and walking thing was not working for her.
This A- list singer who has a string of hits ditched her sober companion and was spotted doing shots with some models she met backstage. There was also coke around, but the model couldn't be sure that our singer did any, but the other three models with her did.
This A list reality star from that long running A list cable reality show better watch out. Her ex, who is not officially an ex tested positive for HIV during a recent physical. Considering how much unprotected sex he has, he probably left a dozen people with it too.
This married B list east coast mostly movie actress, but will take television or a play or whatever else you can give the former A+ list model/actress said that before she found her current lover that her best friend was her vibrator and that her husband had not had sex with her in almost two years.
This B- list celebrity is famous for infamy. She has been in and out of A list and at this point might even be down to C+. You might not remember her name, but you know her story. What you don't know is that she is marrying her drug dealer because she can't afford the amount of drugs she takes each day.
This might be a little low. Two hosts fighting. Apparently one of the hosts who is not as famous and not as good, but weighs more said about the other host, "Well, at least I can get pregnant." She then went on to question whether the other host even has sex or if her significant other gets his fill away from home.
This Teen Mom is blackmailing her significant other. He stays and pretends they are the happy couple or if he leaves, she will release the videos of him doing drugs, and start telling the world how he is into guys and she has videos of that too.
This mom of a former A list singer turned reality star turned wannabe girlfriend of the rapper who won't have anything to do with her had bags of free swag she collected from gifting suites last weekend under the pretense that it was all for her daughter. More like all for eBay. First thing Monday morning it was all online being sold.
It would have made an excellent photo for Random Photos. This former A+ list singer turned A- lister with A+ list name recognition on one side of a table backstage at a concert. Across from her was this singer turned actress who seems to be back to singing now despite her success at acting. In between them some lines of coke. They were sharing stories as they alternated doing lines. The singer turned actress using was a first that I have heard of, but she definitely knew what she was doing.
December 7, 2014
This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A list mostly movie actor turned A list television actor who is still good looking even though he is aging wanted his newlywed wife to go without a bra the other night. Too camera shy though, she would only wear something see through if she could wear a bra. Our actor wants people talking about his wife. It makes him feel young.
Jeff Goldblum
#1 - This former A list celebrity turned reality star turned danger to herself and others was selling herself and making porn tapes up until two days before the birth of her baby.
#2 - Despite what it looks like, this former tweener turned singer who has been annoying in both roles has been leaving her boyfriend behind from things more often because she thinks she is too big of a star now and he is holding her back.
#3 - This former B+ list mostly movie actress who used to always get naked in movies then disappeared before help from a franchise resurrected her career was spotted having sex in a helicopter this past week. It was on the ground but she was bouncing up and down with her chest fully pressed against the front glass and a group of airport workers was dropped off in front of the copter while she was going at it and everyone got a great look.
December 6, 2014
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a very very hit cable show pulled a Dina Lohan and walked out of a party with about $20K in booze. The organizers were not happy.
Norman Reedus
December 6, 2014
This former A list tweener actor turned B+ list mostly movie actor took his girlfriend home for the holidays but he never actually spent any time with her. They said they did but he dropped her off at a friend’s house and then picked her back up at the end of the weekend. Photo ops at the airport in both directions.
Zac Efron
December 1, 2014
This very good looking foreign born almost A list mostly movie actor might have a significant other but when he had the chance to hook up with this long time A list super model he went for it and so did she. She didn’t even care about money which is probably a first for her. The fact they did it at an event and couldn’t wait to be alone says it might last a week or even two or until his significant other gets back to town.
Idris Elba/Naomi Campbell
This B list mostly television actress is known for one great role on a hit cable show. She was at a party this week with an a-hole of an Academy Award winner/nominee who was joined by two "models," The models didn't know who the actress was and asked if she was getting paid by the hour. Our actress totally kept her cool and did one of her famous fake smiles and walked away.
This B- list reality star who only gets to be a reality star because she married into fame is so thirsty for fame that she auditioned for a commercial that was supposed to be a mom/child kind of thing and when she didn't get it said she would ump the kid and find another if she could get the job. Never of course considering that after two minutes, no one wanted to work with her and had nothing to do with the kid.
December 5, 2014
This B list celebrity turned author turned back to D list celebrity kind of on par with Tila Tequila tried to get this A list everything to marry her. He had sex with her for awhile but wasn’t interested in the marriage thing so now she is having sex with his son and is trying to convince him they should have a kid together.
Karrie Steffans/Diddy
This Academy Award winner/nominee who is considered the muse of one of the most famous directors ever was doing a recent press thing for her most recent movie with her A+ list mostly movie actor co-star and she asked him how his husband was. The actor said, "You mean my wife?" At that point our actress caught on and gave a wink but then could be heard asking our actor about Jack and if they were still sleeping together.
This C list former reality star who is bff with an A+ list reality star could make a lot more money for herself but she refuses to sleep with any men of color. Well, she will sleep with Middle Eastern guys. The A+ lister keeps trying to set her up, but the C lister won't accept any customers who are black.
This married former A list singer in a group turned B- lister solo is having a mid-life crisis. Not only is she trying to hang out with some college kids she met, but she is also using drugs again. Just pot so far, but this is a woman who should never have touched any drug ever again. Ever.
This B- list mostly television actress had her very own show even though she is really young. Legal, but young. It was a spin off thing and since it ended she has not been getting the kind of work she thought she would or that she spent for when times were good. She has already committed to spending some time on a yacht this summer which will apparently pay her more per week than she earned per season on her show.
She keeps telling her very few friends that her married lover is going to leave his wife. Our B- list mostly movie actress who is lucky to get work at this point despite her A++ list name recognition is constantly traveling back and forth across the country just to spend an hour with the guy. She is burning through a ton of money because she refuses to fly anything but First Class, but she does make first class money any longer. Well, she never did really, her former other half did.
This former B list mostly movie actress who was never a good actress and thankfully does not look like she wants to act for awhile despite her A+ list name recognition has been visiting the doctor a great deal recently. She is usually accompanied by her girlfriend/lover rather than her husband.
What B-list singer/celeb spawn has privately had conversations over the phone with the director of that documentary about that slimy sect that the singer left a long time ago? She told him that she'll use her connections and he'll do anything she can to ensure that the documentary gets a proper TV airing in in Europe?
What D-list celeb is helping out his A-list ex on her upcoming big project so it was natural that they appeared a bit out of sorts when they were spotted together the other night? No they aren't getting back together (they're still good friends), although the D-lister hasn't given up on selling stories to the tabloids saying that they are.
December 3, 2014
For the first time in months this A+ list singer drank and she also got hammered. Apparently she also got very angry in the morning when she found out the guy she took home and slept with to make an A list model jealous also didn’t use a condom. Our singer was too wasted to notice. The screaming could be heard all the way down the hall and on the floor below her room too.
Rihanna/Cara Delevingne
#1 - This former A list mostly movie actress who is going to get a chance in another blockbuster after some misses and not much work since her franchise ended talks a lot about feminism. Probably most people would be shocked to know she stripped and gave a lapdance for her ex and a couple of teammates but badmouthed some classmates who supported themselves doing it for a living.
#2 - Our favorite A+ list mostly movie actor was slumped over drunk and passed out at a gaming table this week. He had a bottle blonde sitting next to him who looked to be barely old enough to be there.
#3- This former A list mostly television actor when he was a teen has never been able to shake that role. Most of his money is gone now. He stays out of the spotlight but drugs have taken a toll on the guy everyone knew from that show. Everyone.
December 2, 2014
He went because this still A list supermodel told him her kids wouldn’t be there. She lied. She really thought that if they were all forced together in one location that everything would be great. It wasn’t and he is over it and her attempts to try and make this a long term thing.
Heidi Klum
December 2, 2014
I hope her phone is secure because this A+ list singer was trying on lots of clothes two days ago while shopping and kept snapping photos of herself in various states of undress and dress while trying them all on. She is not exactly known for showing off any portion of her body.
Taylor Swift
December 1, 2014
Freakiest thing I have heard in awhile. Halftime entertainer for a football game this weekend was spotted in his dressing room playing with himself. Not what you think though. Well, not exactly. It turns out that the A list singer/featured performer who often sings in a language other than English rubs his manhood with makeup before each performance and also takes a Viagra or two to make sure there is a bulge. Yeah, not sure why about the makeup either. But he takes it seriously.
Pitbull
This celebrity offspring has made a name for herself as a host after being a reality star back in the day. Maybe she saw herself on camera this past week and hated what she saw, but this week she has been a non-stop snorting Adderall fiend. Multiple reports of her this week snorting it means she must be doing it like crazy.
The wife of this former A+list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner is going to be ticked off when she finds out he gave his kids from another relationship a huge trust fund and has not done anything like that for their kids. He has been trying to keep it a secret but one of the kids is spending money on everything and the wife is going to find out.
This former B list mostly television actress has been in a series of hit network shows but never as the star. She finally has her chance to be the star. The last time people talked about her this much was when she was married to the A+ lister. Oh, one bad part about the role. She had to go the casting couch route and her current relationship is over because of it. I think she would rather have the part than the relationship.
A singer with an unusual name who nobody really knew before she started dating that foreign born A list mostly movie actor who really really needs a hit is telling friends she is pregnant. Get ready for some serious hate to be headed her way if it is true. His fans will not approve.
This offspring of an A list couple at the time and one of whom is still A list, if not A+list broke up with her girlfriend when she discovered the girlfriend not only had hundreds of photos and videos of the offspring naked while sleeping but also had charged $25K to various credit cards and even tried to open an account using the name of the offspring.
I don't know what set it off and I don't know what history could have caused the reaction, but this A- list comedienne who is a B list actress too got into a screaming match with that celebrity offspring turned actress who has that huge movie opening this week. They were both staying at the same hotel and crossed paths in the lobby and witnesses say they started screaming at each other before the offspring caught an elevator going up.
The crew on this show are talking about someone. Not the foreign born former A list mostly movie actor who is one of the stars. Nope, they are talking about a family member of his who keeps other women away from him and then the family member latches on to the actor like she is his girlfriend. Creepy.
One heck of a Valentine's Day gift for this married former A list singer who is probably A- right now because she has been out of the game for a bit. Her husband was making use of the couch in an empty studio late last week with an an up and coming singer who he has been managing and sleeping with simultaneously.
This former A+ list singer turned way too young to be doing her Rod Stewart impression A- lister ordered her security to do a better job of keeping fans away from her. So, now they carry mini batons which they conceal in their hands and if a fan's hand comes reaching for the singer they use the mini baton to swat away the hand. She really loves her fans doesn't she?
A very very infrequent co-star of this former A++ list mostly television actor says that one of her co-stars on the show regularly slept with the A++ lister and told him who would be good candidates to sleep with in the future.
It must be really tough to be the girlfriend and future wife of this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor when you still live with your long term boyfriend.
December 1, 2014
This A list mostly movie actress and her A list singer might have been acting romantic while in public but then why the separate hotel rooms while out of the country on a trip? Not even the same suite. Barely the same floor. They only got together when they emerged in public. She just loves those cold and sterile relationships.
Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban
Several people have spoken to this burgeoning A list model who is a celebrity offspring. She has an assistant/friend in her life. It is eerily reminiscent of the whole Selena situation. This assistant is the model's biggest fan and gets paid a little bit in free swag but most of the time pays her way to be near the model and then acts as an assistant for free. Everyone who sees the assistant can tell that she is totally in love with the model. The model doesn't see it. The model doesn't see how angry the assistant gets when the model is with other friends and especially angry when the model is with her boyfriend. He is actually the one who might get killed. When any of this is brought to the attention of the model she just deflects and says everyone is crazy. The thing is she likes having someone who will basically do anything she says and never complain. The model has made crazy demands during the middle of the night and the assistant has gone out and done them and never complains. This is all going to explode in one very messy situation and it won't take much to trigger it.
November 30, 2014
What perennial C-lister and the definition of famous for nothing is in a coma and near death at the Motion Picture & Television Hospital in Woodland Hills, CA? What’s even more sad is that her longtime husband is also a resident at the facility, because his handlers talked with doctors and they diagnosed him as having early stages of Alzheimer’s. He’s unaware of his wife’s dire condition and is still convinced that she’s getting better.
Zsa Zsa Gabor/Frederic Von Anhalt
November 30, 2014
What kid’s show performer who recently quit his job over a possible sex scandal which turned out to be an extortion plot was spotting grinning ear to ear as he exited his former workplace? He apparently is going to be rehired on the show, but not as the character he created. He’s going to replace the performer of the show’s main character, who is going to announce his retirement soon.
Kevin Clash [Elmo]/Carroll Spinney [Big Bird]/Sesame Street
November 30, 2014
What former A++ list diva demanded that her segment for that east coast based Xmas TV special be pre-taped a few days in advance because she doesn’t want to interact with that former A-list songstress? She’s never liked her and thinks she’s a has been (pot meet kettle…).
Mariah Carey/Lady GaGa
This former A list singer who was a two hit wonder at best sent his girlfriend home the other day so he could talk about his kids with his ex who actually stayed A list. The two ended up having ex sex according to the nanny who walked in on them.
This fading quickly model turned B- list mostly television actress on a show that no one watches on an almost network is out every night partying and leaving her kid(s) with nannies and her husband out with his girlfriends. Great marriage.
Arguably the most famous of this A+ list group not named One Direction has a girlfriend who he probably should run from as quickly as possible considering she and Jesse James used to hook up and explore the whole white power thing together. Might even be some videos of it. Definitely videos of her trashing other people. Not very pop like.
At an after party for the GRAMMYs, this former A list singer who is foreign born and still has A+ list name recognition despite no hits in decades said he once had sex with a dog. Everyone assumed he was joking, but he was dead serious. Apparently the dog did the driving so to speak.
This former B list tweener who was never a tweener when she had her own tweener show is trying her hand at music and acting and nothing is sticking. She really wanted to be part of a music charity project but no one was interested until she agreed to pose half naked for it. I still don't think they know who she is even though every tweener does.
It is going to be a lot harder for this former A list tweener turned B list mostly television actress to cheat on her husband now that her day job is no longer. She will figure out a way.She always does. Just like she figures out ways to get magazine covers she does not deserve.
Look for this A list host of a very popular cable franchise, although she only does one version to debut a new boyfriend. Well, boyfriend, but old enough to be her grandfather and our host is not all that young. He has been paying her enough that she has spent several weekends in a row with him away from her home. Apparently this week they are meeting with lawyers to put pen to paper on how much she will be paid.
Well, he cheated before they got married. Heck, he cheated with her when he was still married to someone else so it shouldn't come as a shock that this B list celebrity is cheating on his B+ list mostly movie actress wife. She had to expect it, but you would think he would make it a year first. Six months?
At the same party as #10, the strangest pairing off happened. This ancient Academy Award winner/nominee was sucking face with this former A list one named singer who has dropped to B- list since her peak which was not that long ago.
This actually occurred at a pre-Grammy Awards party. This B list celebrity/producer/host might have said the right things about this B+ list actress/comedienne/host, but it does not mean any of the things said were true. They blew each other off all night and the B+ lister said some not very nice things.
November 30, 2014
This former A list singer turned reality star turned wannabe A list singer again thought she was the girlfriend of this A list rapper. She found out the hard way she is just his side piece when she was barred from the door at a very recent party he threw.
Christina Milian/Lil Wayne
1) "That b**ch has some motherf**king nerve to get up and walk out during MY performance!" - permanent A++ list icon on her arch rival being AWOL during her number. If you asked any of the other celebs in attendance last night, they were glad she left too.
2) What one-named singer who won big last night won because that slimy sect he belongs to made a backhanded deal with the Grammy board of directors? The sect is doing as much damage control as they can, because that documentary is proving to be a crippling blow.
3) What permanent A++ list songstress left the Grammys alone and in a rage after she saw one of her hubby's mistresses trying to talk to her child backstage?
4) Which two former tweeners had a confrontation backstage after former tweener #1 overheard former tweener #2 imitating her singing? Their PR people had to break it up before it got physical.
5) At an afterparty, this openly gay reality star won the record of most phone numbers collected in a night. Among his victims: that A-list closeted boybander, that openly gay athlete and that B-list star of a soon-to-be-ending almost network show.
November 28, 2014
This foreign born A list model who is now also acting sees one guy. Just one. All the rest are women but she has a thing for this guy. She also can’t work for a week after seeing him because of how badly he bruises her when they are together but she keeps going back.
Cara Delevingne
November 28, 2014
This former A list singer when part of a group and now just permanent reality judge learned the hard way what happens when she is not with her A list celebrity boyfriend. He has fans and one of them showed up to his hotel suite last week. They had made plans to hook up but the girlfriend surprised her boyfriend by getting time off her show and the boyfriend never canceled with the hookup. The girlfriend acted like it doesn’t even matter. She will let him do anything.
Nicole Scherzinger/Lewis Hamilton
November 28, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress deserves to be a C lister but that ex-husband is going to keep her with A list name recognition for a long time. Anyway she was a guest on a talk show the other day and won’t be back soon. The A list host hated the actress and the actress was a pain and rude to everyone and didn’t want to participate in anything and despite having no career could not be bothered to answer any pre-interview questions.
Katie Holmes/Ellen
At the Director's Guild Awards, this married A+ list mostly movie actor was showing photos from his recent trip and everyone saw the one of the guy totally naked on the hotel balcony. Our A+lister dropped the phone and was trying to delete the photo as he was picking up the phone.
This foreign born singer not named Rita Ora or Lily Allen says she has a boyfriend, but she was making moves on Meghan Trainor all night long. Our foreign born singer says she is not into women any longer, but, this was something else.
November 28, 2014
This just about A list mostly movie actress who has taken a turn in a franchise and in some really great movies and is a great actress who I think is incredibly fun says that one problem with dating her actor boyfriend is his actor best friend who freaks her the f**k out and scares her and who she refuses to be in the same house with if she is sleeping. Apparently he has all kinds of rituals and talks about things that would make you think he is living in a Preston and Child book.
Emma Stone/Andrew Garfield/Eddie Redmayne
These two actresses continued their long running feud. Usually they have more separation space when they are at the same event. This time though, since the space was small and they were both up for awards it was inevitable they would cross paths. It wasn't as bad as the Vanity Fair cover shoot, but it was bad. It turns out that the A list mostly movie actress used to have sex with the now husband of the A+ list mostly movie actor. Since the A lister was in a relationship when she was having sex with the now husband, our A+ lister is convinced she will have no problems doing it again. Oh, and the fact that she texts and calls the now husband once or twice a month just to say hi probably also has something to do with it.
This A+ list singer hooked up with this A+ list everything during the week. Apparently it had been some time and things got a little rough and our female A+ list singer has a large cigar burn on her leg which forced her to cover up at the show and after and her original designer to get very angry.
This current B list mostly television actress went back to her roots last night at the Grammy Awards. She also brought along her friend who seems to be the person that collects phone numbers from married executives who would like to have lunch or dinner with the actress. She can't be seen talking to them any longer because of her past so she has this woman come with her who does all the dirty work and also got yelled at a few weeks ago by an angry wife when she was pulling the same duty.
This B- list celebrity was an A lister probably for one night at least in her entertainment career. Anyway, she says that her boyfriend, a former A list tweener is probably going to break up with her this week for awhile because he has no idea she spent about $50K on his credit card preparing for the show. Of course most of that was a piece of jewelry she bought herself because it is tough to keep pretending.
No one could quite figure out why this barely hanging on to B list mostly television actress from a fading network show was at the event. After the event it all became clear as she continued her new role as arm candy to married studio heads. She went from this totally normal person, who was actually a little conservative to dumping the boyfriend and doing what she does now.
Our favorite foreign born B list singer/part-time actress has not been doing much press for her new movie, but she would not stop talking about it last night at an after party even while she was bent over doing lines of coke. You would think she was the star, although to hear her tell it, she had sex with enough people working on the movie to make her own.
This A- list musician swore to his girlfriend that he was only cheating with groupies and other random people she wouldn't know. So, his girlfriend, a former A list mostly movie actress took him back. A week later she caught him with this B list singer. He swore it was just work. He is still trying to win back the actress after that incident so being spotted in public with the singer is going to hurt his chances. Probably going to hurt the female singer's chances with her boyfriend too.
This A list comedian who is having a pretty good last 12 months in acting too is tiny in stature, and apparently that includes everywhere so he never leaves home without some added padding. He prefers to avoid the sock thing and instead uses a fairly large sex toy to give him the size he wants people to think he has.
November 27, 2014
I didn’t even know these two people knew each other or ever even crossed paths. It turns out though that they do have one thing in common and that is female empowerment and the two of them started a foundation that helps teens in other countries. The particular goal of the foundation is to bribe tribal leaders with cash not to mutilate the genitals of female tribe members. Apparently cash gifts can work miracles in overcoming a centuries old tradition. The teens are then sent to a city to go to school and have a life away from their tribe. So far, the two women have saved about 200 teens from the practice. They each essentially have bottomless wallets to help as many as they are able but have issues getting someone to the tribes at the right times and making the payoffs and coordinating logistics. They are helping two or three people at a time and feel like they are doing great work considering they have only been doing it for about a year. The two women are A+ list but in entirely different fields. One is a singer and the other an actress. They both like to trow out that fake British accent from time to time.
Madonna/Angelina Jolie
November 27, 2014
The B list actress girlfriend of this hanging on to A list mostly movie actor understands that he will sleep with his co-star in his new movie in real life because they do so in the movie. Well, what about the co-star? Is she going to be willing? Our actor only works with people who will be method like him.
Mia Goth/Shia LaBeouf
November 27, 2014
This former A list singer turned reality star turned crash and burn less famous sibling must have been a pretty bad girlfriend. Her actor ex-boyfriend was talking about her recent marriage and said he wished the guy the best but didn’t give it much chance of succeeding unless the former A lister had given up drugs, stopped spending money, borrowing money from her dad every day, and complaining non-stop about how no one will give her an acting job. A miserable human being is how he put it.
Ashlee Simpson
Yes, that was the actor who portrays one of the big superheroes with the pants to his tux down around his feet as he had sex with this model/escort he brought as his date to an event outside the country. It was a huge event, but apparently he only came to say he had sex there because he left shortly after. Without his date.
November 26, 2014
This former A list musician who co-founded one of the most popular groups of all time even though he probably doesn’t remember it and the fans probably don’t remember half the shows hung out the other night outside a party and talked for three hours to fans about the group and answered literally hundreds of questions and rebuffed attempts by publicists to help him escape. The fans who were there will love this man forever for taking that much time with them.
Bob Weir/Grateful Dead
November 26, 2014
This foreign born A list singer (for now thanks to one hit and hopefully won’t be a one hit wonder) bought dinner for an entire restaurant the other night. Yes, it was fast food, but it was crowded and it was In-N-Out so at least he also has class.
Sam Smith
November 26, 2014
This A- list model says that her former boyfriend who is an A+ list mostly movie actor is a very generous guy but they never had sex. For the year or so they went out she only used her hand or mouth on him because he couldn’t perform any other way.
Toni Garrn/Leonardo DiCaprio
This creator of a very popular television show that is an overseas import has a close friendship with this A+list mostly movie actor. No, not the one who stops by from time to time but someone very unexpected. Why? It turns out that our creator has provided a a couple of different men to the closeted actor during his stay in the country. Very discreet men who the creator hand picks for the actor.
November 26, 2014
This C list celebrity with the A+ list husband went from spending $2500 a month on clothes at her favorite store to $75K a month as soon as she got married. The things you can earn to keep a secret.
Amal Clooney
November 26, 2014
This B list movie director knows a thing or two about scandal and publicity and she was ticked off that the start of her latest movie came to an event with his wife rather than alone as planned or at least with his co-star. She tired to fix the boring on the film, but needs some help and she doesn’t think he is helping.
Sam Taylor Johnson/Jamie Dornan
November 25, 2014
This foreign born supermodel turned reality star turned producer turned she does everything confronted this A list band member at an event Sunday and told him to get his act together. She said she knew heroin sickness when she saw it. She saw it all the time with models.
Heidi Klum/Zayn Malik
