This former A list singer turned reality star turned other things turned reality star turned back to her other things who still has A+ list name recognition was at a party the other night. While there she ran into this very drunk former Playmate. The Playmate proceeded to tell everyone about the time our A lister had sex with two guys in front of a group of people at the Playboy Mansion. Our A lister fled as quickly as possible.
November 25, 2014
This one hit wonder former A list singer for the briefest of moments who is still B list based on the name and reputation (not singing) has a girlfriend who speaks. He thinks she stays quiet but how else would her friends all be talking about our singer’s lack of size down there and also that he is usually so hammered on drugs and booze that it’s rare when he can get to full life and if he does it is usually just for a minute or two.
Robin Thicke
November 24, 2014
This former B+ list mostly movie actor has lasted this long only because of his ex, who is an A lister. The B+ lister is just a major screwup now. At a premiere he was seated next to his B-/C+ list foreign born co-star who tells me everything. Apparently he kept trying to get her to feel his peen and wouldn’t stop groping her and making moves on her. He does have a significant other.
David Arquette/Bai Ling
November 24, 2014
This former A list singer has dropped to a B the past few years and has seen younger singers get ahead of her. She can’t seem to generate much buzz and thought about going naked for a Playboy spread to get a lot of buzz but went for a mild wardrobe malfunction because her husband didn’t want her naked for the world. I bet she ends up doing it though. She hates to be passed by and the world is doing that right now.
Fergie
This former reality star turned Academy Award winner has a significant other but they are never seen together any longer. The other night in LA she was all over that married record mogul turned reality star turned cheater. The two have been an item for a long time but I have never seen them canoodling in public to that extent.
November 24, 2014
This former A list mostly television actor who can do a little instrument playing and has super high name recognition despite the lack of a lot of work over the past decade hated the new co-star he was supposed to work with and she hated him too. Hard to believe. The network wanted no part of the feuding so they canceled the show and he moves on to what he wants to do. A revival of his old show.
John Stamos
November 21, 2014
What current Disney tweener actually sang for that celeb spawn/sometime actress on her (never released) debut album? She got paid handsomely for it.
China Anne McClain/Willow Smith
Back in March 2014, I wrote the blind item below. In September of last year I revealed it to be Bobbi Kristina and Nick Gordon. As I told you yesterday, police are investigating Nick in the death of Bobbi. Today, TMZ and Gawker have jumped on board and reported what I told you yesterday and the death was only a matter of time.
March 28, 2014
For the past few months things have been getting worse. What was always a volatile relationship has turned more violent than volatile. Family members have tried to help this C list reality star offspring of this former A+ list entertainer(singer). From people I have spoken to who have been inside the home of our C lister, things are bad. There are drugs everywhere. There is cash everywhere. It is like watching Scarface. The significant other of our C lister thinks he is the next Scarface. The thing is he sucks at business. He just uses the money of our C lister to make it seem like he is making millions of dollars. Instead he is spending every cent she gets in the second it comes in and has made her sign all types of documents which have basically cost her most of her future income for the next few years. When he doesn't keep her drugged up he beats her. He has all kinds of recordings of her doing anything he can think of just to keep her in line. He says he will release it all if she tries to leave him. She is scared of him and loves him at the same time. When he is wasted the beatings can be rough and there have been shots fired more than once. Everyone knows he is going to end up killing her one night. She will try and leave and he won't like that and will shoot her and kill her. The family hopes she can escape, but she has no place to go that she would accept help from.
Bobbi Kristina/Nick Gordon
I didn't know this porn star still had it in her to get ahead of the curve, but she is trying. Throw out a few PR bombs so when the stories about her involved in coke fueled gang bangs for cash come out she can say she told everyone there would be lies. Thing is, a couple of the people involved have some cell phone videos.
November 21, 2014
Well, that was fast. Looks like the beef between that A+ list actress and that B-list actress/model/celeb spawn ended as soon as it began, because they were spotted whooping it up at the latter’s bachelorette party.
Jennifer Lawrence/Riley Keough
November 20, 2014
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who keeps starring in movies absolutely no one watches apparently maintains her skinny frame not only by not eating much but also bulimia as she spent five quick minutes after a meal throwing it back up. Two days ago at a lovely NYC eatery.
Keira Knightley (apparently the throwing up was her in the first stages of pregnancy)
November 20, 2014
You have not heard from this guy in awhile but you will probably see him on your screens if you like comedy Christmas movies. He was a B list mostly movie actor who has not acted in awhile thanks to some issues of his own making. Apparently he is in some trouble for stalking Erik Estrada. I thought about making Erik blind, but how would you describe him? Our actor sends 20-30 e-mails a day to Erik. The rambling kind.
Randy Quaid
This British music mogul/reality star has cut down the women in his life down to his baby mama and this 2014 pop star who trashed the band he helped create.
This B list mostly movie actress might be engaged to that B list mostly television actor on a hit almost network show but she is still hooking up regularly with that married actor who was on the hugely successful cable show that is no longer. Now he walks around red carpets while he films some really bad movies.
November 19, 2014
This movie is so bad it would barely even make it On Demand despite having this B list mostly movie actress with A++ list name recognition starring in it. Well, no one has called her a good actress as of late, which is why she is doing other things. Anyway, a company that pays her a lot of money is paying for all the press and promotions so it will get a very tiny release before fading away. Our actress really needs a hit. Her opportunities though keep slipping away. She thinks she is a great actress. In no way shape or form should this be considered Lindsay Lohan.
Miss Meadows/Katie Holmes
It is Friday and there are just a few days left to find some flowers you can pick and then try to keep alive until next Saturday. Freezing does not work. take my word for it. I will be here all weekend blogging away and anxiously awaiting the television shots on Sunday night of Taylor Swift having a dance party at the Grammy Awards while Karlie Kloss is left at home, shunned forever. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer
Last year, this Academy Award winner/nominee paraded her boyfriend wherever she went. The two of them were inseparable as she did the Academy Award press gauntlet. They seemed happy, but underneath were secrets. The first secret is that the boyfriend had actually stalked the actress and knew where she would be at certain places and times and managed to show up and the next thing you know after a few of these meetings they started dating. As they continued to date, she began to see the dark side of him. The same dark side that she should fear right now and that another A list mostly movie actor felt for some time. See, prior to stalking our actress, the boyfriend did the same thing with the same setup to the A lister. He would show up to the same exercise classes and bike rides and befriended the actor. It then turned into a Cable Guy situation and our actor had to break things off. He tried but the stalker kept showing up until finally the actor got the police involved. Our stalker is currently trying to win his girlfriend back by harassing her agent and management team and still showing up unannounced whenever he learns where she will be.
November 19, 2014
This C list reality star married to a former A+ list tweener turned reality star was at an event and kept nagging the organizers about the gift she was supposed to receive for showing up. It was the only way she was going to show up with her husband. If you want her solo she will be the first one there and last to leave. When she finally did get the gift she didn’t hide her disappointment very well and then said maybe it would be ok for her toddler but she wasn’t going to wear it.
Danielle Jonas
November 18, 2014
A woman on her death bed has about two weeks to live according to her doctors. She is unable to walk, ravaged by brain cancer, and was basically sent home for hospice care until she dies, which will be very soon.
The woman is in her mid 50’s and has been a lifelong fan of a certain former A+ list singer/television star who is now a B list casino and Vegas mainstay. She has been listening to his music and watching his videos to sustain her during the final stages of her illness.
The woman’s husband, desperate to try to help his wife get through this awful time, decided that it would be a huge boost to his wife if she could somehow talk to this entertainer. Not knowing how to get in touch, or knowing anyone in show business at all, he sent a message through the entertainer’s website, basically a “Hail Mary” pass explaining the situation and that there wasn’t much time, and asked if there was some way for the busy entertainer to please get in touch with the woman and provide a few words of cheer.
Four days later, the entertainer personally called the woman. No fanfare, just a call to ask how she was doing and thank her for her support all these years.
Needless to say, the simple call meant the world to her and gave a wonderful lift at a very dark time.
Donny Osmond
November 18, 2014
According to the ex of this former A+ list mostly movie actress who now just shows up at charity events and tries to keep her legs crossed unless you are paying her to be there says that when the actress has sex it is a three hour production. She goes full on makeup and hair like she is shooting a scene. Even if she was in full hair and makeup from an event she would redo it all when they got home because event hair and makeup is not sex hair and makeup.
Sharon Stone
This former A+ list model who is still A list despite the amount of time she has been a model is a bunch of other things now. It would be a slash line of jobs and positions. Apparently she also needs to worry about her boy toy who is sleeping with one of the contestants on a show she produces.
This reality star turned mogul turned host turned reality star who does not make as much money as a mogul as she would lead you to believe set a great example for her very young child the other day as she went on a huge f bomb laced tirade in front of a group of people all while holding her kid. The mom didn't even seem phased.
One former Housewife and one current Housewife from different cities almost came to blows the other night at dinner. Neither knew the other was going to be there and both of them took turns walking past the table of the other saying nasty things. The current Housewife was drunk as per usual and was ready to fight right then and there.
This B list mostly television actress from that very hit cable show that will end soon made a terrible decision. Well, she has made a lot of them, but she let a birthday call from an old flame turn into hooking up with the married old flame who is also an A list celebrity/host in his own right.
"Absolutely not!" - permanent A++ list legend and EGOT winner on whether or not she's considering that kooky former A-list singer to co-star with her in that long-gestating movie musical she's been planning. She has privately met with that B-list actress/singer on a soon-to-be-ending almost network show to discuss the movie, and she's completely set on her for co-starring duties.
"I didn't want to be sitting there for a couple of hours after I presented, I'd be bored out of my mind clapping and cheering like a zombie. Besides, most of the people there would probably run towards the nearest exit if they saw me." - A/B-list talk show hostess explaining why she dropped out of presenting at the Grammys this year. She completely underestimates how most of those A-listers who she fears will avoid her want so badly to be a guest on her show. One of those people, an A++ list songstress she managed to book as a guest just in time for May Sweeps.
What closeted boybander's new beard is (surprise surprise) also a client of his agent, and she all of a sudden landed a deal with that lingerie maker because of it? The agent is raking in the dough because of this deal.
Easy Easy: What actress and Oscar winner/nominee who hasn't done much acting lately has pissed off that hip-hop couple's PR people because she's selling stories to all of the magazines claiming that she was behind their possible move to the west coast? They're not settling there permanently, by the way.
This escort turned girlfriend of a foreign born A- list mostly television actor earned a huge paycheck last year by blackmailing an A list movie director after the pair had sex a few times. It seems that the director is married and our escort always carries a camera.
This B+ list celebrity offspring/part-time host who is foreign born would not stop talking smack about this A+ list singer last weekend. The singer thinks they are friends, but honestly, Diplo said kinder things about the A+ lister than this B+ lister did.
November 18, 2014
She thought she was being smooth and that no one would notice but this former A+ list mostly television actress who somehow not only got another show on the air, but one to stick maybe for the season knocked a mom and kid to the ground because they were in the way for some photos she was the subject of over the weekend.
Debra Messing
This B- list mostly television actor has been around forever. He has been on at least three hugely successful television shows. None of them on a network though. Mostly almost network stuff. Legendary almost network stuff. He had a great decade run there and then even got a recurring on a network hit. Then, our married actor got into drugs a bit and the next thing you know he was going to more fan conventions. Oh yeah, the shows he was on are big on the fan convention scene. Since he got hooked on the drugs, he gets guest spots from people who owe him a favor or don't know his current status. Recently he was at a fan convention and some 20 something female was all over him. So, he did what he always does and took her back to his room. Here is how crazy he is. She was traveling with her mom and somehow he convinced the mom to stand out in the hallway and wait for her daughter to be finished having sex with an almost has been actor who is married with kid(s). Nice.
November 14, 2014
This married foreign born B list singer not named Rita Ora is telling friends she slept with this foreign born A list singer who is technically still married. I can’t see him with her though. Not his type.
Lily Allen/Chris Martin
November 14, 2014
Which female singer who is currently topping the charts and will become a one hit wonder if she doesn’t have another hit is dreading that video of her performance at a Tea Party rally during the last presidential election will be leaked?
Meghan Trainor
November 13, 2014
This A list comedian/part-time actress is blaming other women for her actor boyfriend always cheating. She refuses to put any blame on him and says it is the fault of the women.
Sarah Silverman/Michael Sheen
November 13, 2014
This permanent A list singer/part-time actress/director might be one of the biggest stars on the planet but she won’t be invited back to this talk show after the cameras constantly had to shoot different angles of her and cut away from her because she wouldn’t stop texting on her phone even while being asked questions during the interview. When our singer wanted to hug after, the talk show host told her to f**k off.
Barbra Streisand/Gayle King
November 13, 2014
She is supposedly on and off again with an A list singer/musician. He is supposedly hiding a relationship with a former A+ list tweener. Now though the A list mostly movie actress and the foreign born B list mostly movie actor have been hooking up. Two different times just last week while promoting a movie.
Jennifer Lawrence/Liam Hemsworth
This B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been married a couple of times, one of which was to an a-hole A list mostly movie actor. Apparently while doing something not movie related she found a woman she is finally comfortable going public with which I think is great.
This A- list mostly movie actress may or may not be married. What she is though is not being truthful. She says she lost pregnancy weight by breast feeding. Yeah, some of it. The rest she lost with two to three times a day workouts and a waist trainer while nannies watched the baby.
There was a quiet celebration when this A list reality star/part-time model made her debut in that Middle Eastern escort magazine although she was ticked off that someone very close to her tried to hog the spotlight by also being in it. Speaking of ticked off, the bff of one of the people above was ticked off that she was not asked to be in it. If you are in it you can ask double what anyone else outside the magazine can get. Oh, and make no mistake, everyone in the magazine is for sale.
Their co-parenting scheme is so good and so smooth that no tabloid has yet caught on to the fact that this A list couple who consists of an actor and a celebrity are not together any longer. He does not see anyone else, but there are whispers that she has been seeing a couple of guys.
I'm not even sure this former reality star turned a different reality star turned host turned reality star is a size anything but she freaks out about gaining even a pound. She made her trainer meet her at the gym at 3am after our reality star said she gained a pound. Five hours later she left the gym. For one pound.
This A list talk show host got married not that long ago. No newlywed phase for them as he was great and then he got a career break and it has been one non stop cheating train for him since. It seems like he has had sex with every female under the age of 25 who has ever come near the show.
What B-list female rapper who hasn't had a hit in years is bragging about her new hubby but she still prefers women? Whatever works, I guess...
Well, it looks like that former A-list pop diva might not be bringing her rumored date to the Grammys after all. He won't be able to make it because of a prior TV commitment which might take up the rest of the month. Instead, she's bringing her frequent duet partner as her date. His (younger) wife isn't too keen on him being out too long because his health hasn't been 100% lately.
November 13, 2014
This A list actor who usually provides comic relief and is generally considered over sized compared to his peers brought back four women to his place the other night and thought he was going to have an orgy. Instead, they took all his coke and drank all his booze and when he started wandering through the house naked touching them, they decided to leave because no one was willing to have sex with him. He was a mess.
Jonah Hill
Back in the day, not that long ago actually, this celebrity was A list in her part of the entertainment world. Maybe even A+. It is because of her and what she did that her legacy still lives on and women still make a living doing what she created/originated. There are even television shows about what she did and to find new people to do what she did. The downhill fall started with the drugs. Lots of drugs. Booze too. The drugs caused her performance to suffer and she ended up in rehab a few times. She would come out and be clean for a bit and she has such loyal dedicated fans that they always forgave her and then she would get wasted again. Eventually her employer tired of her antics and she moved down the list of employers until no one would hire her any longer. She turned to selling photos of herself naked for magazines and then would do shows for her fans where she would strip for money and that turned into webcam shows and now as the drugs and booze are still in her life she now meets with her former fans and has sex with them or even strangers for money. A long way down to the bottom for someone who was at the very top.
November 12, 2014
This singer is probably B list in her portion of the singing world. She started out on reality television and would be great on it in a different format or the same show but no one will give her a chance. Anyway, she is a big fan of organ donation and bone marrow testing and when her record label signed her made everyone at the label sign organ donation cards and had them promise to be available for bone marrow testing.
Kellie Pickler
November 12, 2014
This married B- list mostly television actress from a soon to be ended former hit network show knows she needs a new job and also knows she wants the most fame and money possible for the least amount of work. She played it beautifully. She threw the former front runner for the position under a bus and stole the executive she was having sex with from her and lo and behold our married B lister got herself an audition. Now she is waiting to hear back about whether she got the job. A very big job.
Naya Rivera
November 11, 2014
This soon to be probable A list mostly movie actress who is also an offspring is discovering how it feels to come in third or fourth best on a guy’s list. She wants love and marriage and he had to start calling her baby in bed after the second time he called her a different name in as many days.
Dakota Johnson
It is a good thing that there is no drug testing for steroids or HGH on movie sets or for production physicals because this former A+ list actor would be busted in a second. The actor, who will never, because of his own circumstances, reach A+ list again has a network of suppliers and some doctors that write him unneeded prescriptions.
This A- list mostly television actress who will soon be looking for work and having more trouble finding it than her hated co-star from their soon to be ending network show should check the browsing history of her computer when she gets home. Her boyfriend has been making some bucks on webcam sites showing off to men and women for money.
This B+ list celebrity/reality star could be called A-. Married. She has gone through a crazy year. She managed to make some money because of it though. She i all about the money from the time she first stripped to the first time she had sex for an allowance. She was posing with products the other day and asked for cash. Someone would give her $500 or $1000 and she would take a photo with a new product.
I suppose this actor is A list because he probably won't make a movie where he is not the lead. Oh, he will do a cameo, but he likes to be the lead. Funny guy. Never really play serious. Married. Probably sweats a lot during sex because of his size. The woman he picked up at an event last week didn't talk about sweating but did say that he smelled and didn't last very long when they had sex.
This foreign born B+ list tweener singer was out with his B list celebrity girlfriend the other night but neither seemed all that interested in the other. He was collecting phone numbers from women and men as is his reputation while the girlfriend who is a model chain smoked cigarettes and took selfies with various people.
This not so nice A list model who will never walk a runway actually gets me on her side for this one. Apparently she says she had to work hard to not vomit while out with this A+ list reality star the other night and that she has never met anyone more horrid or into themselves.
This national entertainment show was supposed to have an on set look see and interview with this A+ list mostly movie star while shooting his latest franchise installment. Not any longer. The interview was pulled after one of the reporters asked another A lister about a certain documentary. Two days later, no more interview.
This B list mostly television actress from a long running hit cable show might want to watch out for her boyfriend. She thinks he is perfect and he certainly appears to be in public. Apparently though a couple of his employees are talking to the feds about some money laundering practices that are not very legal and where the money is going is even worse.
Just because there was some offspring present doesn't mean this A list talk show host didn't cheat on his wife this past weekend. If anything, he was even more crazy than normal.
This currently out of work B- list mostly television actress who went from almost network to cable for her two most recent shows picked up $2500 for promoting a food product. She put it in her mouth but didn't swallow. I'm not sure she ever eats.
November 10, 2014
PR move to help with awards season or the new fiance’ is already pregnant. Both are being discussed as reasons for a sudden engagement for this foreign born A- list film and television actor. No one expects it to last long enough to get to an actual wedding ceremony.
Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter (guess it was the latter)
This is not the typical blind item that is found here. It is a little darker and a little more disturbing and the characters are not as well known. Well, one of them is well known. A list rapper. Been around for awhile. He likes to think the name he uses is his name, but it isn't. That is the beef. He knows it and he wants it for himself. The only way he can keep the name for himself though is to have the original name owner dead. He has tried. Multiple times. Nothing overt. Wrong place at wrong time shootings. The mugging with beating that would hopefully kill him but didn't. Meanwhile, the original name holder used to throw some serious shade at our rapper but has really been holding back lately and let some of his former employees and street friends do the talking for him. As a result, the rapper rarely visits the city any longer unless he has ten people around him at all times. He has moved his operations to the complete opposite side of the country. Both of them would like nothing more than to see the other dead.
November 8, 2014
Which R&B songstress has been bitching to anybody who will listen about that diva who snagged that Vegas residency that was all but planned for singer #1? She also has been whining about how singer #2 never sings live and she would never lipsync. Get over it!
Mary J Blige/Jennifer Lopez
November 8, 2014
Easy, Easy: What Oscar winning director put his biopic of that legendary crooner on hold because the singer’s kids didn’t want him to focus on their dad’s ties to the mob? Are they that delusional in trying to whitewash things that they damn well know about? (Yes, they are)
Martin Scorsese/Frank Sinatra
November 7, 2014
This almost/sometimes/maybe A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee, and not for the super size franchise she was in but everyone forgets. She is also being stalked. The situation is so scary that the actress never travels or goes anywhere without her boyfriend or a bodyguard or friends and has even dwindled her famous social media posts down to nothing for fear the stalker could find her or that she will attract even more stalkers. She has turned herself into a shut in while not working.
Anna Kendrick
The wife is more famous than the husband. He was an actor on a long running show, but everyone knows her. She is a long time host/celebrity who is gorgeous. Anyway, the husband went to the home of a woman who teaches one of his children to consult on a project she was thinking of having done. He has gone over there for several other consultations. Yeah, apparently they take place in the bed.
September 28, 2014
You know who does a great job at hiding all of his cheating? This B list mostly movie actor who tried television but didn't work out last season. He cheats constantly on his celebrity wife to the point where I wonder if they got secretly divorced because it is an almost daily thing for the actor.
Giovanni Ribisi/Agyness Deyn (three months to the day from this blind is the day they list as their separation)
The whole town is buzzing about this A+ list celebrity who has A+ list name recognition worldwide. He is married but was drunk and making out with this random 20 something year old the other night. There must have been 20 people who saw it. Jaw dropping stuff to see him do that in public.
This former west coast Housewife who would do anything to get back on the show and has tried anything and done everyone busted four of her teeth when she was drunk and fell down. Her mouth looks nothing like it used to. I guess the drinking thing never changes.
This former A- list mostly television actress from that long running network hit show has a new project coming out. She says everything is fine with her boyfriend, but it isn't. She is so tired of moving from one boyfriend to the next so she just puts up with whatever he does and swallows her pride.
This A+ list mogul/reality star who really wants to be a rapper won't speak out publicly against this new show, but is making sure behind the scenes that people know he is against it. A lot of his financing comes from people who consider the show to be hateful and want to make it clear they won't provide money for any projects to people who support it.
While this former A list tweener turned really bad B- list mostly movie actress has been out of town, her boyfriend has been having sex with the former tweener's sister.
Two production assistants are being kept in a hotel in isolation because they discovered who is going to win a certain celebrity game show. There were only supposed to be three people who knew, but one of those people left their phone out and e-mail open and now executives are trying to find out if anyone else knows. The multiple named one wins. So, I guess people do know.
This former B+ list mostly movie actor from a hit franchise got a chance to be the star of his own franchise but it bombed. The very good looking actor was at a party and everyone was barefoot. Our actor took his shoes and socks off and had painted toe nails. he looked embarrassed and tried to cover up the red nail polish by saying a girlfriend had done it.
It was not that long ago that this B list celebrity with the very unique look had men paying her to be their date. To be seen with her. Now, she still has men who pay to be with her, but for the red carpet events, she is doing the paying to get young men to be seen with her.
November 7, 2014
This soon to be A list mostly movie actress when her widely anticipated movie is released has a new boyfriend. He is a celebrity. He is also someone who cheats frequently and has been doing so in the short amount of time the couple have been dating. Groupies and celebs. He will take whatever he can get. His most surprising celebrity(not actress) hookup also hooks up with that recently uncoupled celebrity.
Dakota Johnson/Alexa Chung
#1 - This C list offspring of a former President is cheating on her husband. She was always kind of crazy.
#2 - This former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show is cheating on her husband with a director. The husband is cheating too which makes me wonder why they are together.
#3 - This married boy bander who has been a boy bander since he was a boy loves going on tour for groupies because unlike his brother he can get over people.
November 7, 2014
Proving that quite possibly every person wants their own reality show, this newlywed has been pressuring her A+ list mostly movie actor for a reality show. She has tried to sell it to him and others as her doing good for people and the cameras following her and he would not be in it very much but wants him to make it happen yesterday. She pitched it as fashion houses by day and helping others by night.
Amal Clooney
November 6, 2014
This B list celebrity offspring got paid for a recent gig but it wasn’t her work. She paid some guy $50 to give her a program he did. She earned $10K for the night.
Rumer Willis (DJ program)
November 6, 2014
The phone of this A+ list celebrity/performer only is capable of dialing ten phone numbers. What her handlers don’t know is that one of those ten numbers is a friend who will conference call other people, including an ex.
Britney Spears
This A list mostly television actress from a very hit network show got into a huge fight with her husband over the weekend. She threw a punch. The only reason police were not called is because friends were there and intervened.
This B list celebrity who is on a certain reality show sometimes showing off his immense wealth had scouts in Miami to see who was there for yacht season. Apparently his new girlfriend should worry because he had his eye on this blonde who used to be on the same cable network but was on a very unsuccessful show.
This potential future EGOT winner who has been in this space a lot recently threatened to fire her agent because no one could get her any promotional work for the Super Bowl. She was stuck doing meaningless things for $1000 which she gets every day she is home.
This permanent A list singer from a band that is permanently A list has never really performed on his own. At a party this week he told this probable one hit wonder with the strange name and the big 2014 hit featuring her that he could make her career huge. He kept saying it all night and was being really attentive but when she would not put out for him he said he didn't think she had superstar quality any longer.
This former Real Housewife hooked up with a current NFL player. She said she needed a real man. I guess her significant other she supports is just not doing it for her any longer.
This female celebrity trainer has always offered extra services to her male clients. It is how she found her last relationship. She must be running low on cash though because this past week she was not even trying to be discreet or even pretending there were fitness packages as she likes to call them. She was just talking straight up sex for money.
This former A+ list tweener/singer is having a good past six months. His "girlfriend" though is getting tired of the pretending because she has lost some good gigs and had to turn down dates. Meanwhile, the former tweener is seeing the same guy he has been seeing for a year and there are other guys waiting if this one falls through the cracks.
This former B list model turned celebrity turned wannabe reality star is technically still married. if she lands a new client for her manager she also gets a percentage of all the commissions. Well, she thinks she will. So, she is out there having sex with celebrities and athletes to get them to sign and she won't end up with anything.
This A+ list diva/singer who doesn't sing as well as she used to was at a resort out of the country this past week. Yes, it was her that kept walking around her pool while only wearing a bikini bottom. Yes, hundreds of people were able to watch. She would do this for five minutes and then go inside and then like a clock show up an hour later and do it all over again.
This former boy bander turned reality star turned lots of other things other than singer is married. He was also naked in a hot tub with four women and another man (former celebrity) this week while at the Super Bowl.
November 6, 2014
This former B+ list celebrity turned part-time reality star is still technically married. She also dropped $5K two nights ago on female strippers and lap dances before taking one home. No big deal, except the stripper thought it was going to be a one on one thing and left when she discovered there was a guy there who also wanted to be part of the fun.
Amber Rose
November 5, 2014
This B list mostly movie actor who missed out on a second chance in a big franchise has had some issues with women and violence in the past. This weekend he let things get out of hand again but convinced the woman to take money instead of calling the police.
Gail Simmons
November 5, 2014
This married A list mostly television actress on a hit network show that everyone loves was crushed the other night because she was supposed to be at an event with her married co-star and then had plans she had set up for an elaborate late night dinner. He canceled though when he couldn’t get away from his wife.
Kerry Washington/Tony Goldwyn
The girlfriend of this former A+ list tweener turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is trying so hard to stay in the spotlight and to show they are a couple that she is using photos weeks old and claiming they are happening right then. She was recently busted doing it because she forgot that she changed hair color in between the photos.
This Real Housewife couple claim they are cutting back spending. The truth is they have no money to spend. Their entire income is from the show or appearances. No one will hire the husband any longer and creditors garnish the majority of their income because he has so many loans in default.
What A++ list rap mogul bought a private suite for a Super Bowl party so he could make up for lost time with his main mistress?
What "couple", consisting of an A-list actor and his C-list actress wife, were all smiles at a red carpet event last night but in truth they haven't seen each other in several months? Things allegedly came to a head when the guy ordered a screener copy of that documentary where he's not painted in a good light, which pissed off the wife. Guess those rumors about him distancing from the documentary's subject are true.
November 5, 2014
This B+ list mostly television actress who got lucky with a very big pay cable hit is looking for a new job now that it is ending. Well, she already has one job. This isn’t about that though, it is about if you criticize her she will bully you until you submit and make your life a living hell. She will create fake Twitter and other social media accounts and post all of your private information online. She is one of the biggest celebrity bullies but no one ever calls her out on it.
Olivia Munn
November 4, 2014
Despite being rebuffed multiple times the other night, this foreign born A list model/part-time actress continues to pursue this former A list tweener actress turned addict/bad actress with horrible decision in men. Our model has been texting and calling and inviting her to parties and thinks she can wear the former tweener down.
Cara Delevingne/Selena Gomez (I guess it worked since Selena took her home for Thanksgiving)
October 31, 2014
Our actor is A list when it comes to looks. For over three decades on television he has had A list looks. As far as work goes, he probably is B list just because of his looks and past gigs. Mostly television. Not Emmy Award stuff, but long term crowd pleasers. He is the only actor who makes commercials look like something you would want to do. He goes out to dinner almost every night. Usually one of three places. All of them are located within a mile of each other, although one of them did just shut down and is moving to a new location so I don;t know if he will abandon it or not. Every night that he has gone out for the past year he has always bought dinner for a couple. The places he dines are anniversary or birthday type places and our actor always asks who is celebrating what and always buys dinner and a bottle of wine or champagne and if the couple wants it, he will even stop by and say hi. He especially loves doing it for tourists in town celebrating. He gets a kick out of it and likes making people happy and it just goes with who he is. Is he affecting the world? No, but he is making people feel good almost every night.
John Stamos
