October 12, 2014
This former A list mostly television actress who is a take anything I can get actress now with still A list name recognition told all her friends she was pregnant. She thought she was and started eating and eating and eating and when she discovered she wasn't, kept eating. Now she thinks she can get a weight loss company to give her a gig so keeps eating.
Mischa Barton
October 12, 2014
This foreign born for the briefest of flickers instant A list mostly movie actress who is now mostly reality and living off the money of past relationships almost was killed recently when she was passed out drunk in a restaurant parking lot and a driver almost backed over her before someone spotted the body and stopped the driver.
Brigitte Nielsen
This supposedly back together husband of a Teen Mom 2 star had webcam sex the other night with a woman who is not the one he was sexting with a few weeks ago.
This A list mostly television actress on a very hit network show was all smiles the other night at a party. Without her husband and telling people they were moving on seemed liberating for her. The whole sham marriage thing has been dragging her down for awhile.
This foreign born celebrity chef not named Gordon Ramsay who also has television shows and restaurants, but is maybe even in better shape than Gordon went through a series of waitresses from a now closed restaurant of his and two of them claim they are pregnant with his babies.
October 11, 2014
The crazy thing is that this former A list singer turned reality star turned celeb with A list name recognition was having to pay by the hour to take her young male friend out for his 21st birthday.
Paula Abdul
October 11, 2014
This A- list celebrity is about to drop back to B+ despite her multiple reality shows and other shows and even her other endeavors. She doesn't have anything on the air right now. She also is having some financial issues so doesn't want her boy toy seen in public by her wealthy financial backer who wants to marry our celebrity.
Bethenny Frankel
July 8, 2014
This B list singer who is married to a former A list singer turned part-time actress is cheating on his wife with this indie movie queen who is his ex.
Ryan Adams/Mandy Moore
October 11, 2014
This B list reality star on a long running hit network reality show has been talking smack about a co-worker to get her fired because our reality star would like to be the only female in her position.
Julianne Hough/Carrie Ann Inaba
October 10, 2014
This A- list talk show host is making waves behind the scenes to keep his supposed celebrity/actress friend from getting a certain job she covets. He wants her where she can make him the most money.
Andy Cohen/NeNe Leakes/Fashion Police
July 24, 2013
This B+ list mostly television actor who plays a doctor on a network show is having an affair with a real-life doctor he met while doing charity work.
Patrick Dempsey
This married, non-foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner has been popping pills like crazy and there is talk she is going to spend some time on "vacation," which is code for a mental health facility. Her husband is pushing for it but mainly so he can be with his girlfriends more easily.
This former A list performer and now A-list celebrity/performer/reality star dodged the police while in town. They wanted to question her about incidents that took place when she was in town last but she is trying her hardest to avoid it.
October 10, 2014
This married B- list mostly movie actress who keeps getting work despite her less than stellar personality and bad performances loves to talk about how she spends hours thinking of just the right gift for friends but her former assistant says that she was told to just pull something from a closet of gift bags from swag suits the actress has been in and give something form the stockpile that our actress has already cherry picked for the best stuff.
Kate Bosworth
And yet another end of the week has been reached. I found it to be a really long week as some meds I was taking forced me to not drink for two of the days. Definitely made the nights a lot more challenging to get through. The good news is that I should be back to drinking full speed really soon. If you are lonely this weekend, I will be here blogging away and hope you will stop by. The SAG Awards are this weekend. This is the award show where they do their best to make sure every working actor gets to take home some type of participation trophy. It is like the end of the year soccer banquet. Instead of the six inch trophy, you get a free meal and to walk a red carpet as part of a show or movie even if you are not personally nominated. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
She was almost A-list for most of her all-too-brief movie career, but this beautiful actress achieved her greatest fame long after she retired from showbiz, after some movies she made overseas were rediscovered by critics and film buffs and declared some of the greatest of all time. This incident happened before she decided to step in front of a movie camera. She started out as a legitimate dancer then she landed a spot in two of the biggest revues on Broadway as a scantily dressed showgirl. Between shows, she earned extra money on the side prostituting herself to wealthy men. One of those wealthy men was an A++ list actor/comedian/jack of all trades, possibly the biggest actor in movies at that time.
October 9, 2014
Short, but very sweet. This currently single, but formerly married to an actor A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is the go to person for a few vets around LA. If someone comes in with an animal that is injured and the owner can't afford to pay for the procedure, the vet will get in touch with the actress who has spent several hundred thousand dollars of her own money to pay vet bills the owners think are being paid for by some grant or the vet being being nice. The actress has never said no when asked.
Hilary Swank
October 9, 2014
There was something sad about this aging former A+ list mostly movie actress who rose and dropped so quickly but keeps her A+list name recognition because of one role, drunk and breasts falling out of her top the other night as she kept hitting on guy after guy at a big event.
Sharon Stone
October 9, 2014
I really can't make them much easier than this. Apparently the reason this former A list tweener turned B- list mostly movie actress broke up with her on again off again on again off again on again off again former boyfriend is she saw a video he has on his phone of this A list reality star turned celebrity naked in her now ex-boyfriend's bed. The former tweener told several people the other night but tabloids will never ask these questions even though she would have spilled.
Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber/Kendall Jenner
This A list mostly television actress from a very hit network comedy has an actor significant other but she spends much of her day in her trailer face timing her ex boyfriend on a phone that her assistant brings to the set each day just for the purpose.
This openly gay celebrity/talk show host/reality star might seem sweet and lovable but escorts he has hired paint an entirely different picture and say that no one ever visits him twice.
This celebrity offspring of an A+ list couple was in bad shape before but is in desperate need of rehab now with his new girlfriend partying with him non-stop.
This single former Real Housewife who might be coming back has been sleeping with two different editors in return for them buying her pap shots on a regular basis. She wants to stay in the public eye.
This former A list tweener has been seeing a woman for the past several months. She is getting really upset that the tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor is shying away from publicity for the couple and takes her to out of the way places where only the occasional fan spots them. She signed up for this thing for publicity for herself and does not feel like she is getting what was agreed to.
This A list rapper/reality star is married but everyone knows he cheats. He just does not usually do it as obviously as he did the other night. He got sloppy drunk which may be the reason he was all over that minor celebrity for everyone in public to see.
What closeted almost A-list actor who appeared in two massive hit movies last year had his ex "girlfriend" reappear out of nowhere after his PR people started to get worried after he was spotted with a (non-famous) guy who is apparently his boyfriend. The "girlfriend" had to be pulled away from her new sugar daddy, that foreign born businessman recently linked to a supermodel.
What "couple" consisting of a closeted athlete and a B-list mostly movie actress are literally being paid every time she talks about him or they (rarely) step out together in public? The panic started when his ex-boyfriend started making catty remarks about them on Twitter again.
This B- list mostly television actress used to be all movies. Her last few attempts at television have not gone well, although one of them is still on the air, just not with her. Anyway, Child Protective Service is investigating her after her child was found outside the home by a neighbor and our actress was inside apparently inebriated.
This A list reality star from multiple reality shows is married and likes everyone to think she is loyal but she was all over a guy this week while out to dinner. Our reality star was drunk and gave up her phone number really easily.
October 9, 2014
This one is special just because of the effort that went into it. This A+ list singer always visits hospitals and never with cameras. People use their cell phones sometimes, but she never asks for publicity. Recently while in Paris, our singer visited a children's hospital and apparently studied French for two months knowing she was going to do this just so she could talk to the children in their language as much as possible.
Taylor Swift
#1 - That was fast. This A- list mostly movie actress who is in a relationship with a former assistant has been talking to a surrogate agency and also has gone to the doctor with her girlfriend to talk about IVF. Apparently our actress has no desire to be pregnant at all.
#2- This A+ list singer is about to be really embarrassed. Her husband, an A+ list rapper is talked about in some e-mails which detail a threesome where he was involved and his wife was not with him. The descriptions are pretty graphic.
#3- This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was on a vacation and would only eat at restaurants that offered her a private bathroom for her personal use during the entire time she was there.
October 8, 2014
This B list mostly television actress who just landed a new network show after her last one went up in big flames continues to be a pain and a diva. She was paid just about $10K to wear something from a discount retailer and they wanted her to wear it all day and to wear other things from the line. She refused and would only wear it for ten minutes of photos and then took it off. She said it was fine to wear it and get paid but if they actually wanted her to wear it all day or more of the stuff she wanted to have an entire line and be paid accordingly.
Katharine McPhee
October 7, 2014
The wife of this A+list mostly movie actor showed up with the actor to a recent event and demanded that publicists stay behind her at all times so she could be viewed by the cameras on the red carpet. At the event she name dropped her husband's name a million times and was just the biggest pain. She has not been like this in public for a couple of years.
Rhea Durham/Mark Wahlberg
October 7, 2014
This celebrity offspring who has been on reality television told friends a few weeks ago that he was hooking up with this still married B list celebrity and former model.
Nick Simmons/Amber Rose
Flu can be used for rehab or in this case to recover from some extensive plastic surgery. Apparently the A- list reality star is keeping quiet until the show featuring the surgery is about to air.
The husband of this celebrity chef is looking for a man who charges by the hour and was featured on a hit pay cable show. It turns out the celebrity chef ran a tab with the guy while married.
A month ago this A list mostly television actress was telling her friends that she was looking for a new guy and didn't see her relationship with her boyfriend going anywhere. She even had a blind date set up. One little thing changes the whole thing. She is apparently miserable.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee has had a career resurgence the past year or so. Our actor told his wife he had meetings the other day, but what the meeting consisted of was a stripper. The actor wanted to feel young. After a couple of hours with the stripper he joined his wife like nothing happened for a red carpet event.
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner talks nice about her husband to the press, but privately they have been fighting non-stop because she wants him to get a job or at least pretend he is trying to find a job.
This B- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show has made it into movies and his most recent role has led to a string of women all wanting to have sex with him. What he doesn't tell them or anyone is he prefers men.
Private investigators hired by the attorneys of his soon to be ex-wife are following this foreign born B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. They want to see the woman he is dating and find out if they were dating while the couple was still married.
This A list national television talk show host was like a kid in a candy store when two companies provided him with women to show him around their new collections. One of the women was all business and was soon sent on her way. The other was willing to do anything and the company made a big sale.
This former A+list singer who will probably be a permanent A lister because of his catalog and history has a new tv gig this year, but told producers he knows nothing about new music so they are going to do a night of songs either from him or his era.
This A- list mostly movie actor already had one assistant become his girlfriend. I guess the production assistant he is hooking up with on his latest project wants to push the girlfriend out of the picture since it has already happened once.
October 6, 2014
A girl who was off school last week got a great surprise from this A+ list mostly movie actress who is a very recent Academy Award winner/nominee. The girl and her mom spotted the actress while she was about to go on the set of her movie and asked for a photo. That is usually a no no with this actress, but she smiled and said yes and then shocking probably every person on this earth asked the girl and the mom if they would like to visit the set and our actress even had the girl's makeup and hair done by the crew.
Anne Hathaway
Four celebrities, two relationships destroyed and a family torn apart. It sounds like it could be a movie of the week or at least a plot line on a soap. The thing is though it happened all in the past few weeks. Well, the aftermath anyway. The actual deed happened over the holidays. Four celebrities.
#1- Female. Probably the least known, at least nationally of all four. She is also the one who can blow all of this right out of the water and make heads explode.
#2- Male. Boyfriend of #1. B- lister nationally as a celebrity. Almost A list locally, but the city does not have a whole lot of celebrity so that does not take much.
#3 - Female. Probably the best known of all four of the celebrities. You might have been able to call her an A- list celebrity/reality star within the past year. Some people who watch the show would go A+ with her.
#4 - Male. Probably the second least known of all four. Only known for being the boyfriend of #3. I'm not sure if he is going to try and make it on his own as a celebrity. Probably not.
#2 and #4 know each other very well. All four know each other, but #2 and #4 have a special connection.
#2 and #3 slept together.
#4 found out first. He split with #3.
#1 found out from #2 when #1 kept pressing him why #3 and #4 split.
#1 has now left #2.
No one wants it to get out, but if #1 needs the money she will let it out for the right price.
October 6, 2014
This A list designer got the entire remnants of a theatre sized Coke thrown in his face when he got into an argument with his maybe out of his teens boy toy as they were exiting the theatre on the sidewalk. The boy toy then stormed off after using some very choice words towards the designer.
Calvin Klein
October 5, 2014
This former Real Housewife finds out where Real Housewives Beverly Hills is going to be shooting and tries to get in the shot or get herself involved in the filming almost every day.
Joanna Krupa
October 5, 2014
This actress is B list. She should really be C list but she is on a show even though no one watches it and is married to an A+ list mostly movie actor. She is also a diva and thinks she is so important and special. In the city where she is filming she goes to a gym and always wears sunglasses inside. When no one recognized her then she started carrying tabloids with the pages open to her face. It is truly pathetic.
Jenna Dewan Tatum
This C list mostly movie actress who has a full slate of movies in 2015 after her former career where she was probably A list. A+ list if she would have gone all the way. Anyway, she was banned from the premiere of her latest movie along with a long time B list mostly movie actor who has had two great television roles and a movie spinoff. The two caused a lot of drama by hooking up and an explosive fight when the actor's girlfriend found out about it.
This A list action movie star who does not do much other than that role and workout is also a home wrecker. Well, the wife helped too. She is an actress who had her best days on a tweener show. I am too lazy to look up when she got married but it could not have been very long ago.
The good news is this B- list mostly movie actor with the name that sounds like a country singer has not cheated on his wife. The last time he cheated on her was a few days after she told him she was pregnant. So, he has gone cold turkey for a bit now.
For a sober man, this A+ list mostly movie actor sure was blitzed the other night in a roped off section of the hotel lobby bar. Why wouldn't the guy drink in his room? He loves to be seen.
Someone is going to catch on to the scam being perpetrated by this former solo reality star turned Real Housewife. The west coaster has photos taken of her that says she is at a company that has paid her, but she never goes to any of the places she is paid to promote. Sounds like false advertising. When the Super Bowl MVP says he is going to Disneyland, he has to go.
This B- list mostly movie actress who is waiting for her big movie to open says she would trade her fame for privacy. Umm, then why do you call three or four pap agencies every time you go somewhere and change clothes multiple times each day for different shots. She is addicted to fame.
This executive at a tabloid publishing group had a family member who was bankrupted because of this reality star with her own cable show and has made it their mission to not let the star earn any more money. It seems to be working.
This former A+ list celebrity/reality star is just a celebrity now. She wants to be a mogul and does have lots if interests. She also has the pervy story of the day. She used to have sex for drugs with one of her dealers and now is having sex with his son who she once babysat.
This B- list mostly television actress who is an offspring and on a hit almost network show didn't mind getting trashed this weekend. It got her more publicity than she has received in quite some time and now she hopes that burst will get her signed to additional seasons of the show.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who used to be A+ and finally may have found a woman he won't cheat on during their relationship has a daughter who has been trying to meet him and who our actor is trying to avoid. He knows about the daughter but doesn't want anything to do with her.
October 4, 2014
This A+list mostly movie actress was sitting in a restaurant and calmly fired her maid over the phone the other day. The noise level got louder when apparently the maid started trashing and breaking things in the house of the actress while on the phone. Our actress dropped some money on the table and ran out leaving her PR person behind.
Reese Witherspoon
All of these people starred on a cult hit network show together.
#1- This married A- list mostly movie actor has never had the success in movies that he had in the show. He likes to portray himself as the consummate family man but he is the first one in line for coke and half naked women. He says he is sober.
#2 - This A- list mostly television actor is going through a string of women that have been getting progressively younger. He really loved the 18 year old he was seeing for a bit but her parents were freaking out because he is well over twice her age.
#3 - This former it guy dumped his girlfriend when he became more famous than her and when they ran into each other at a party a few weeks ago pretended he didn't even know who she was when he was trying to talk game with some other woman. Hello, they dated forever. He is such a tool.
October 4, 2014
This foreign born B list celebrity/actress/model/ is probably still famous for the foreign born A list actor she dated forever. Our celebrity/actress/model was at charity even the other day and told organizers she would bail unless a woman was asked to leave who was wearing the same dress as our celebrity/actress/model. The organizers did it even though they knew they would lose the donation.
Liz Hurley
October 4, 2014
“Does it look like I am dressed to go wander through a haunted house?”
This former A list tweener actress turned please give me any kind of movie B list mostly movie actress who lives by name recognition alone telling organizers she would only walk the red carpet for her paycheck. For someone who doesn't get much work she sure does act like a diva.
Vanessa Hudgens
October 4, 2014
I'm not sure why she is married or if this is part of her marital duties, but this married A list celebrity who has also done reality and a long running television show not only had some bathroom sex with her companion for the evening but also orally serviced him during a garden party the other night.
Pamela Anderson
The daughter of this Real Housewife is the most popular student at her college. Not only has she sent out naked photos of herself to a ton of people but she is the one who will do anything with anyone when she gets drunk. There are at least three videos of her with men and women having sex.
This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show that is ending soon is filming a movie with a permanent A list mostly movie actor. Our actress, who has a long time significant other was hammered out of her mind and kept trying to get the married permanent A lister to hook up with her and was making a fool of herself by using the names of his movies as sexual metaphors.
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress is foreign born. Her A list mostly movie actress former bff used to talk about how she seduced this current A list mostly movie actor before she got married to her current husband. Well, our Academy Award winner/nominee and the A list mostly movie actor hooked up this weekend while out of town together. Both have significant others.
There is nothing more this B list mostly movie actress would love to do more than to go out in public with her new child and get her photos taken everyday. One tiny problem. The agreement she signed provides for a great deal of support from her actor baby daddy, but it also limits how many interviews she can give or what she can do with the child in front of cameras.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor has a wife who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He also left her at home while he was doing press for his new movie. A couple of drinks at a hotel bar with this B- list mostly movie actress with the A++ list name recognition due to a former marriage and the two were in her hotel room. I guess she got back at her married boyfriend for standing her up last week.
This millionaire known for spending money on celebrities for sex is in Miami. He had two very different people on his have sex with list for this past weekend. One is well known and photographs herself constantly. A former B list model and now a wannabe reality star. The other was an A list mostly television actress from two very long running shows, one was network, the other almost network. Apparently she was his growing up crush.
This B- list mostly television actor is openly gay and has been hitting the bathhouses of Vancouver hard. No problem there. Apparently though he is leaving a big STD trail behind him because he refuses to use protection and uses his celebrity to charm the guys into it.
This C list celeb offspring of an A list tapper/mogul is way under age, but is selling herself to some very wealthy people. She doesn't really need the money, but her boyfriend/pimp is happy to keep her mid five figure fees.
Two companies that passed on this recent Golden Globe winner who is a B list mostly television actress because she was not "right," which was code for wrong race have suddenly decided she is perfect. She told them both to f**k off and is sticking with the companies that liked her a month ago.
This A- list celebrity who has done acting/reality/performing and hosting was yelling at her boyfriend the other day when he wanted to do something and she wanted to do something different. She told him when he made as much as her that they could do what he wanted.
October 3, 2014
I'm shocked punches were not thrown last night when this A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show crossed paths with the current reality star who used to be a reality star before she tried singing and acting. The two were bff for a short time until the brother of the reality star got what he wanted. The A lister did say something about the reality star being evil and using some not so family friendly adjectives in front of it.
Nina Dobrev/Julianne Hough/Derek Hough (Nina and Julianne hung out this weekend so Nina must be hooking up with Derek again or he wants to)
The guy who was sitting in my seat got up after just a few minutes. I learned that I shouldn't take it personally and even OE lost his spot a few times during the night when he would get up and wander. He would not actually lower himself to the point where he would make a point to go visit someone at another table, but if he were walking to or from the restroom and someone called him over that he liked or found interesting or could help him he would go slightly out of his way to shake their hand or say a few words. No lingering though. This was OE's version of make everyone come to your office. I noticed that RP didn't have that issue. He was happy to go wit with other people and seemed to get a big thrill of being the big shot at a table which he definitely was when seated with almost anyone other than OE. It was when he was seated with others that he smoked. Most of the time when he lit up near OE, he would get a look. OE smoked, but for some reason RP was shamed for doing so.
The most fun OE seemed to have all night other than when some teenage girls asked him for his autograph and weren't doing it for their parents was when this at the time B+ list mostly television actor and hiatus movie actor came by to say hello. OE actually got up and came out and gave the actor a hug. The actor, who we will call LM, was all smiles and laughs but then OE had to go and ruin it by asking LM to do a little comedy bit and LM said it wasn't really the time and place and the two went back and forth and it became really awkward until Johnny intervened and told OE that one of the waitresses wanted to show OE something. Apparently there was no waitress who wanted to show OE anything, but I didn't know that until later. It was code for OE and one of his many escorts or side pieces to head up to a room that was next door to the restaurant. A little attic space that is now a club was the place OE would take women for 30 minutes when he was in town. At the time there was a side door and he never had to go out front or in the back and no one ever knew what he was doing. Apparently it was supposed to happen later in the night, but Johnny decided it would be best to mention it right then so OE could save some face and there would be less of a chance for things to be said that could not be taken back. As it was, I don't think OE and LM ever really got along after that incident.
OE carried a lot of money, but I never saw him pay for anything. He would tip people all the time, but never actually pay for anything. I'm not sure how he handled the whole escort thing. From what Johnny told me, there were others who would pay for him, and the women he slept with who were not escorts were all hoping for a favor or were paying off a debt.
I think I went into the limo that night hoping for lots of stories and learning more about what happened in Old Hollywood. I got stories, but they seemed to be the same stories the same group of people had been telling for years and although they were excited about the stories, it involved people that were only specific to them and not all that exciting. What that night did give me was something that a lot of people never get the chance to do. I got to spend a night with some legends and see them in a mostly unguarded way and that is something I will never forget. When I did see OE a few months later, he continued to be unguarded. Because I had been introduced by a friend he assumed I wouldn't go talking to the press or write a book about the guy. He was right. I kept my mouth quiet. I would tell bits and pieces to friends, but it was not like any of it was revolutionary or demanding to be told. A few months later when we spoke, some of that began to change.
October 2, 2014
This foreign born A list model has trouble finding any woman who will have sex with her more than once or twice because of how violent she is during sex if she has been drinking and she drinks almost everyday.
Cara Delevingne
October 1, 2014
This not married and not foreign born still gorgeous B+ list celebrity who was an actress for a brief moment in time in a very hit show and also has done some reality got a job as a face for a company and she said it was the first time in two years she didn't have to sleep with someone to get a job. She said she was shocked she didn't have to.
Carmen Electra
October 1, 2014
This former B list mostly television actress who might be one of the worst actresses to ever act turned reality star turned sometime actress is so hard up for cash that she is selling stories to the tabloids about her supposed bff and fellow actress. Any dirt you see on the actress all comes courtesy of the cash starved actress. So far she has been selling small stories, but soon she will cash in with some huge ones that only she knows.
Tori Spelling/Jennie Garth
What A-list reality star's pursuit of being friends with that A++ list couple is becoming one step away from stalker behavior? After couple #1 had dinner at a restaurant, the reality star and her significant other had dinner at the same restaurant at the same table couple #1 sat at. Then she had her PR people make it look like the two couples had dinner together, which they didn't. Let's just say her hubby wasn't happy during the whole ordeal. Pathetic.
Sober my ass. What B-list reality star from an A-list show was not drinking water at the club all night, but vodka placed in water bottles?
What "couple", consisting of an A-list mostly movie actor and Oscar winner/nominee and a B-list actress, have both moved on to other people but their PR people are making them save face by arranging several photo-op events which they'll spin as date nights? Did I mention they're getting paid for this?
This B list celebrity who has been with an A lister and an A list wannabe and a married celeb/reality star while they were both married got a new tattoo over the weekend and paid the guy by letting him take naked photos of her. Classy.
The guy is a jerk, but it is the second time I have heard it. The ex-boyfriend of this EGOT hopeful who does literally a little bit of everything including fundraisers apparently talks non-stop about herself and her projects even while having sex and asks questions about what she should do. She just never stops talking. Ever.
I hope this former network reality star from that long running dating show who recently cheated on her fiance has a good PR team because she is thinking about already showing off the guy she cheated with. Bad bad move.
Everyone wants the drug dealer. Look for prescriptions under the maiden name of the wife.
This former Real Housewife, who is desperate to return has seen her earnings take a nose dive. She is taking every gig she can get and is now exchanging appearance fees for sex. I'm sure her kid(s) would love this but she never sees them anyway because she is trying to revive her career.
This B list celebrity got into a huge fight with her A list actor husband last night at dinner. He even called her a w**re in earshot of other diners. Apparently he didn't appreciate her most recent efforts to get publicity for herself.
What overseas reality show' s dramatic fights and feuds are 100% staged? When the cameras aren't rolling, the participants get along fine. The producers encourage the fake fighting when the cameras turn because it equals more ratings. All of these episodes aren't live like they say it is, it's all pre taped and edited. Give these people an Emmy!
The actress that walked up to the table was at her peak. She was getting nominated and winning the big awards and was on a nice long streak of great roles and she was stunning. At the time she could play comedies, romantic comedies and of course would long be remembered as the smoking hot actress in one of the biggest movies of all time. That role seemed long ago when I saw her, but she was a presence in that room. One hundred or so diners in that room and I don't think anyone was talking to each other, or if they were, they were doing so while looking over at her. This was a movie star. She might not be a movie star now, but she is still B+ list and I saw her a few months ago from across the room and she still could command a room when she wanted. At some point that night a few months ago, we crossed paths and as we always do when we meet said what OE first said to her when he saw her that night (Lets call her NQ).
I expected OE to have a huge grin on his face. I mean this actress was coming to him. Instead, he looked like he was ticked off. The first words out of his mouth were. "Where the f**k have you been?" No hello, or good to see you. No pleasantries whatsoever. It was just straight to what he was thinking with no filter. There was no offer for her to sit or any other courtesy shown. Watching NQ and OE stare at each other, it looked as if neither was going to blink. NQ said that she only found out the night before that OE had been looking for. OE then said he left word with a guy we will call PI and that PI had been trying all over the place to find NQ.
PI was and is an actor. He is actually still on a hit network show but in a minor recurring role. He had his run a couple of decades ago and was about five years removed from the end of a long running hit show. The thing is our actor also had another side business and apparently as a result of that side business and connections he had, met OE. They had a long shared history together and that history apparently included NQ. Our actress was not always an actress and sometimes had to make ends meet. Now, even though she was arguably the biggest actress in the world at that time, OE wanted her to earn some money to help out a friend of his.
Lets take a break for a second. All of this banter between NQ and OE was filled with half sentences and things that did not make a lot of sense to someone who was put right in the middle of this. Later Johnny filled in some of the blanks. Some. There were a ton of blanks he didn't ever fill, and he kept a lot of secrets. He told me several hundred, but he kept several thousand to himself. One of the blanks that he answered was that NQ actually married a guy just to have an excuse to avoid OE's requests. Even though OE was an a-hole who would cheat on his own wife in a second, he would never force NQ to cheat on her husband. Now that NQ had split with her husband though, the past year or so had been one excuse after the other. She tried to work as much as possible just to avoid even having to see OE. Bringing in PI though notched everything up a level. She knew it was serious which is why she showed up. That last little bit I got directly from NQ. I had not seen her since that night until we ran into each other of all places at a grocery store. Ice cream aisle. I closed one of the glass doors and there she was. She remembered that night and I reminded her of what OE had said to her when he saw her and since then, we use that line. Being the inquisitive person I am, I started asking her some questions, and she also filled in some blanks. Obviously she didn't know me, so her answers were somewhat guarded, but she was still talking to me while my hand nearly froze from holding that ice cream so long. Over time we talked more and because of that grocery store meet she actually got me a client or two. Now, back to the restaurant.
NQ agreed to meet whoever OE wanted her to meet, but only for a drink. I found out later they did meet for a drink, but she refused to do anything more with him and OE decided it was fine and found someone else for the guy.
NQ said her goodbyes and turned around and headed straight for the door. All dressed up and alone and every guy watched her walk out of the place.
I had a lot of questions for OE, but Johnny told me to not ask any for a few hours and to be very careful if I chose to do so. I ended up not asking him very much at all that night except things that I knew he would answer because they were all about his successes. Later that year though I saw him and had drinks with him the same weekend I wrote about a long time ago with some members of the original 90210 cast. He was much more forthcoming then. He seemed different too, maybe because he didn't have to do anything but talk to me, and not be the center of attention at a restaurant in Hollywood. That conversation is for another day though.
Shortly after NQ left, plates of food started appearing. No one had ordered anything, but no one was supposed to. Everyone ate what OE ate and he always ate the same thing so the food just started coming out. There were lots of plates and lots of waiters so I stood up to give them more room and while I was up thought I would take a quick lap around the place. Take it all in. I could not have been gone for more than two minutes but when I got back there was another guy sitting in my seat and talking to OE. There was no room for me, so I just stood there looking like a fool. I think OE kind of liked that.
Final installment tomorrow.
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Mariah Carey
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Selena Gomez
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Kelly Brook
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At a little gathering this past weekend, this A list mostly movie actress reminded her celebrity husband about the deal they have. Their children can't meet lovers unless both parties agree. Our actress is holding back her approval of the husband's current lover but has already given permission for the female celebrity he was seeing before.
Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin/Jennifer Lawrence/Alexa Chung
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This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was dumped by her boyfriend because she wouldn't even kiss the guy. She was extremely cold and emotionless and then when in public would turn it on and be an entirely different person. She sounds perfect for Tom Cruise.
Jessica Chastain
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She might be listed as the co-host of the biggest fashion event of the season, but at this point our A list mostly movie actress is not planning on attending. If she doesn't go, her designer doesn't have a backup plan.
Jennifer Lawrence
