September 14, 2014
Apparently there is going to be a “leak” next week about this A+list singer/diva and everything that is wrong with her in an attempt to make her look awful and turn the publicity tide in the favor of her soon to be ex.
Mariah Carey/Nick Cannon
September 14, 2014
This former A list mostly movie actor turned aging but still good looking B list mostly television actor on one of those crime shows had to go to urgent care the other day because his much much younger girlfriend injured him during sex. Yes, in the genital area.
Jeff Goldblum
September 14, 2014
This husband of an Atlanta Housewife spent an entire party trying to get a loan from this A+list producer/mogul and wannabe singer.
Peter Bailey/Sean Combs
September 14, 2014
There is finally an opening in her armor. This A list celebrity who rules over a section of the entertainment world with an icy stare is actually in danger of losing her job. Her bosses are not happy that the A lister is pushing the career of a person they, and most people find offensive. They have warned her to stop. So far she has said no.
Anna Wintour/Kimye and Kendall Jenner
This B list singer/celebrity/reality star/reality judge ticked off a lot of models the other day when she swooped in on an event where models meet yacht owners to make financial plans for the summer. The B lister, who likes to pretend she has a boyfriend was getting all the attention and got first pick at the richest owner represented at the event.
This Academy Award winner/nominee A list mostly movie actress has been in the news a lot the past few weeks but everyone is still unsure what happened. One thing not unsure is that she is cheating on her long time significant other but wants to wait until awards season finishes before announcing it.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a permanent A lister even though he stepped away from acting for a period of time spent some of the holidays with his college aged daughter and her friends. He has spent several nights since then with one of those friends and his girlfriend is getting pushed out.
September 13, 2014
I love her, but this is ridiculous. This former A list mostly movie actress who probably was A+ list, for a very short run still has A+list name recognition and has some great offspring and a long term relationship. She also doesn't work very much any longer but has two assistants who she literally kept shuttling back and forth from coach to her seat in first class on a cross-country flight. Back and forth they went for almost five hours. Two of them.
Goldie Hawn
September 13, 2014
This A+list mostly movie actor went from being a pain on set to a pain for publicists at the premiere of his new movie. He told publicists he would talk to five fans only on the red carpet and would only talk to two press people and then he was out of there. He is a total tool and unless he gets another hit soon, executives will find someone else who will actually be pleasant to work with.
Ryan Reynolds
September 12, 2014
While visiting an Asian nation this week, this B+ list singer was supposed to shoot a commercial. When she found out there would also be two beauty queen winners in it, she said she wouldn't shoot it. She wanted the whole commercial to herself. That would have been hard considering the other two were in it to speak in their native tongue and our singer was in it to lip sync part of one of her songs. The company dropped her and saved themselves a huge headache.
Ariana Grande
September 11, 2014
This B list rapper celebrated his B list singer significant other taking him back by having sex with a groupie. The fling that got him in trouble is waiting patiently because she thinks he loves her.
Future/Ciara
September 11, 2014
Even though it was a charity event and was supposed to be somewhat serious, people couldn't help but laugh as this B list model turned very skinny actress was asked to try some cookies that were for sale for the charity. The look of horror on the face of the actress who turned it into a half-smile and then nibbled on the very corner of one cookie and tried to show how much she liked it before a publicist got her out of the situation.
Jaime King
The bodyguards of this A+list singer have quite the collection of videos of the dancers and backup dancers naked and in the shower and dressing rooms because the area is wired for hidden sound and video to make sure no one is bad mouthing or going to reveal anything about the boss.
September 11, 2014
This former A- list reality star turned fast fading B list celebrity spent some time in LA this week and tried to set up an appointment with her former ex because she could use a paycheck. She couldn't get through. Apparently there is some bad blood and as well there should be considering what she said. Plus, his wife doesn't want any threats to her dominion.
Holly Madison/Hugh Hefner
It is Friday. Another week of the year has concluded and just a reminder that there are only 349 shopping days remaining until Christmas. I'm going to try an experiment on Sunday during the Golden Globes. As always I will have posts for the pre-show and an additional one or two for the show, but I'm also going to try and install a live discussion widget which should be fun. I will be here all weekend blogging away so stop by and check it out. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
#1 - This religious family who loves cable and babies is about to take a big hit because a son-in-law had sex several times with his sister-in-law during the holiday season. A tabloid knows. The family is trying to make a deal.
#2 - This one is sick and twisted in a very interesting way. This B- list mostly television actress from that hit network show that is ending is married but hooked up with her celebrity ex while his A list singer girlfriend was out of town. Our actress left behind an intimate piece of clothing with a sticky note in it that said, "Hi ________. Now he has cheated on you too."
#3 - This former A- list mostly movie actress who has been in the news and photos a lot this week has always says she never officially married a guy. Well, she is sure trying hard to prove they are married now since he he had an investment take off to the tune of about $100M. She says she is entitled to a portion of it.
#4 - The foreign born A list model/part-time actress was finished with half the stash of coke bought before these two reality siblings could even roll up a bill to snort some. Those models are fast.
September 10, 2014
This permanent A list singer making yet another comeback had to have corrective plastic surgery after a recent surgery hit a nerve which left her face sagging on one side.
Cher
September 10, 2014
This B+ list mostly movie actress who is always good for a blind or two was up to her old tricks the other night at dinner. The franchise actress was doing shots while the rest of her party was telling her to slow down or not drink at all. Our actress became more obnoxious and then took her vaporizer out and started smoking it. She was asked to stop by the management and she did and then drank more and then started smoking again. She was asked to stop again but started the whole do you know who I am thing and then stood up and tossed her chair and stumbled out of the place leaving her party to pay the $1000 tab.
Michelle Rodriguez
September 10, 2014
I have seen some cold behavior on the red carpet before but this B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Emmy Award and Academy Award winner/nominee blames this married B list mostly movie actress for the horrible reviews their new movie got because the B lister was more worried about how she looked rather than her performance and made the lives of the crew miserable while filming. Our B+ lister shuddered after having to pose with the B lister on a red carpet the other night.
Julianne Moore/Kate Bosworth
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress says she has a boyfriend but what does she tell the married NY area NBA player she is having sex with too?
I suppose she is still an actress but the work is scattered. She has been in several network shows and has done reality too. She is going to sell a weight loss program but it was all surgery. That is why she is so confident she will never gain the weight back.
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor from two huge movie franchises had an incident earlier this week when police and paramedics came to his foreign hotel because the girl he was partying with overdosed. She lived, but it has been full on bribing to keep it out of the press.
This A list mostly movie actor who used to be A+ and needs a hit to stay at A still has A+ list name recognition. That new girlfriend he will be showing off is actually an Asian hooker he met on a recent trip there.
This B list mostly movie actress who had a nice run on a hit television show and also has participated in more than one movie franchise had a fling with this now divorcing A list writer after they met during a casting session.
This B- list actress is mostly movies, but has done television, including reality and has been in and out of favor because of her erratic behavior. To maintain her lifestyle she has a little game where she sleeps with married men and then threatens them with exposure if they don't pay up.
It didn't take long for there to be friction on the set of this latest installment of a long running franchise. Our A list married foreign born actor is married but he told producers he wanted the other male lead fired because the female lead was getting too close to him and our A list actor likes to have the leads for himself.
What east coast Real Housewife who had a career before she became a reality star pulled the 'don't you know who I am' card while at a department store after buying tons of designer duds. The cashier responded with "Yes I know damn well who you are, you don't have to be such a b**ch though."
This married A+ list mostly movie comic actor is back on the booze and also back into threesomes which he did at his hotel the other night while his wife was home with the kid(s).
What A-list actor who stars in several franchises and is an Oscar winner/nominee is contemplating on bringing his longtime boyfriend/possible husband as his date to this year's Academy Awards despite his PR people telling him no way?
September 10, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actress was spotted arguing with her husband and then she started pointing a finger at him and got more and more vocal until he finally bent his head down and followed right behind her as she smiled in satisfaction.
Reese Witherspoon
There is a manuscript being floated around which is an unauthorized biography of a current leader of a very powerful country that is not the US. In it, a supermodel relates a story about the leader which put her in the hospital. The supermodel who gave the interview to the author is a permanent A lister. The author is using her name while his agent sells the manuscript but it is still up in the air whether she will allow her name to actually be published because she fears for her life. Our model was dating a very wealthy man. Incredibly wealthy. That is her norm. Her boyfriend's wealth relies a great deal on the ruler of the country. At some point the boyfriend made the ruler angry and the ruler decided the only way to make amends was by offering up the model for one night. The boyfriend explained the situation and for a fee of $2M the model agreed to spend a few hours with the ruler. The model says that she was treated very well at dinner and that her host was relaxed and interesting and she began to relax. After dinner he led her to a bedroom followed by two security men who stayed outside the bedroom. As soon as the model and ruler entered he locked the door and turned to the model and punched her in the stomach. When she bent over from the force of the blow he grabbed her by the hair and dragged her to the bed. He pushed her over the bed and grabbed one of her arms and twisted it behind her which caused her shoulder to separate and for her to almost pass out. The ruler then raped her and sodomized her. The entire time in the bedroom from start to finish was under 30 minutes. When he finished, he unlocked the door and walked out and told the security men to take care of the model. She said she was carried to the car that brought her and she was dumped in the backseat and the car took her to the home of her boyfriend who had a doctor attend to her. The boyfriend and the model broke up the next day.
September 10, 2014
This former A list mostly television actress from a very hit long running network show who is getting yet another short lived chance this season was once on such a bender/hangover combination that an entire production had to come shoot at her house because she said she couldn't make it into the studio. Apparently they couldn't write her out of that particular episode and she knew it and made them spend a ton of money to shoot her at her own house in her own bedroom.
Debra Messing
September 10, 2014
The band that has the interesting name and the member who is equally as famous for not being in a band replaced one of the members of the band with a computer. Apparently even though he says he is healthy, they don't trust him to show up for every gig so replaced him with a machine.
30 Seconds To Mars
September 9, 2014
This former A+ list supermodel who has moved to reality television when not modeling had the girlfriend of her ex turned away at the door to a party. The girlfriend called her boyfriend who called the designer and said he would no longer be buying any of her clothes. Five minutes later the girlfriend was in the door while the supermodel seethed, but didn't leave.
Naomi Campbell/Luo Zilin
Which curvy reality star was hiding a stash of coke in that fanny pack, no doubt sharing some with her on-again-off again boyfriend?
What ex of that A-list diva is planting stories in the tabloids about the two of them getting back together? They've both moved on (but remain good friends), but he's doing this just to stay relevant.
This B list mostly television actress who is actually on two hits for the same company in totally different genres is underage. It didn't stop this married B list musician with almost A list name recognition from having sex with her in the back of his limo. When she got out of the limo she had forgotten to button what she was wearing and everyone got a good look. He ignored her for the rest of the night.
The husband of this multiple Academy Award nominated actress who could get another this year name drops his wife to get women to sleep with him. Crazy.
This B+ list mostly movie actor who started off on television has been the lead in at least four movies (one franchise) in recent years is married but ran up a tab of almost $100K with one escort agency. He was being threatened with injury if he didn't pay so he tipped off the police anonymously about the escorts just so he would not have to pay.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor set to shoot into A listerdom had a concierge at his hotel calling around to jewelry stores to find a copy of his wedding band which he had taken off as per usual when he is out. It got lost and he was in a panic to get it replaced before his wife saw any pap photos of him. They managed to find one.
This sometime A+list mostly movie actor only gets that list when he makes one of his franchise movies. Anyway, he told his gorgeous wife that her breasts were starting to sag and she needed to lose the baby weight faster or he would move on. Seriously? The guy is an a-hole. Instead of leaving she started working out more and had work done to her breasts.
Before this teen landed the one hit wonder skeezy pop star she had a brief fling with this foreign born married A list mostly movie actor who broke things off when he found out his wife was expecting a baby.
Back in the day this current B list mostly movie actor who is having a very good year acting wise who was A+ list hooked up with this current A- list mostly television actress who was A+list back then. They were kind of a strange pairing that never quite fit. The crazy thing is he is now sleeping with the former nanny of the daughter of the actress.
These two co-stars from a very hit cable show used to always have sex in real life even though the A list actor has a long long time girlfriend. Everything was going great until the B+ list actress thought they should get married and started doing a little stalking which she still does. It made the final two seasons of the show much more difficult.
September 9, 2014
This C list celebrity with an A list last name spent time this weekend talking to models about eating disorders and relating her own story and passing out cards with her cell number and e-mail and offering her help to anyone who wants it. She also has taken some of her trust fund money and paid for models to go to counseling and even rehab to deal with their eating disorders.
Allegra Versace
My new plan though was just show up a little bit prior to the show. I knew there would not be any issues getting where I wanted to be because I didn’t really care that much. I know it seems stupid but when you have a crush and you think there is a chance, no matter how small, and then you see that chance go out the window then it stings a little bit. It stings a little more when you are forced to go confront that reality when you would rather just stay home and quietly get drunk.
So, GG and I show up about 30 minutes before the show was supposed to start and meet up with her friends and everything was fine getting in. Oh, let me stop for a second because I have to mention something about one of her friends. She is actually a singer too and is probably C list now and reached a peak of A for one album. One. Anyway, she (let’s refer to her as (NB) used to be really nice back in the day but she is one of those people who when they became famous totally changed. I knew her before and after and the after was awful. Oh, and don’t even get me started on how she even became worse when she got married to a permanent A lister.
OK, so we are at the venue and we make our way backstage and there is SH and she sees GG and NB and air kisses and hugs are exchanged and then GG introduces me. SH looks at me for a long second and then repeats my name and then shakes her head. She then asks if I am the same person who set it up so I could interview her and I sheepishly say yes. She then takes a finger and starts yelling at me that she was at the venue super early and in makeup just so she could look presentable for the interview and waited and waited for over an hour for me to show up and she just went on and on for a good five minutes. She totally let me have it. Then, out of the corner of my eye I saw GG tearing up because she was trying not to laugh. When GG saw me looking at her though she lost it which caused SH to lose it. It turns out that earlier in the day the two had spoken to each other and hatched this little plan. I guess it served me right, but hey, my crush had still been out to dinner with a guy the night before.
NB looked totally lost with everything. I’m not sure why GG even invited her but they had been bff back before they both hit it big and GG is and was loyal. Friends for life.
One thing that did change after that little performance was that I was more relaxed and I got Punk’d by a crush. Not as great as dating her or more, but at least it was something. So, to celebrate, I did what I do best. Drink. I got the side eye from GG when I started talking about doing shots so I kept the possible embarrassment factor to a minimum for her. One thing the booze did do though was get me to take some chances I normally would have passed on. I don’t always have the best game, but the booze gave me a boost and after the show when there were several of us sitting around talking I did manage to ask SH out because she seemed to like me. Of course it also could have been my bacon cologne she found so fascinating. In any event, she did say yes and we spent a good portion of the rest of the evening hanging out and went out a few times before she found some guy and fell in love and got married. Hey, no regrets. I had a great night that night. Some things are meant to last forever like my friendship with GG and some are meant to last a few minutes or days or weeks like my time with SH. I have seen her a couple of times since and we are nice to each other but there has never been a hint of a spark since. She is not with the guy she married any longer, but still there is nothing. There was that one night though.
September 9, 2014
This B+ list mostly television actor from a hit almost network show used to have a lot of friends but they can't stand hanging out with him any longer. All he does is talk about chakras and energy and his girlfriend this and his girlfriend that. She has also tried to keep him away from several of his other friends who know that she just follows the publicity when looking for a relationship.
Ian Somerhalder/Nikki Reed
September 9, 2014
This new Dancing With The Stars contestant says he will be the first to go because he doesn't even really care that much about the whole thing. It is a paycheck and he is only going to practice enough to not look completely foolish.
Tommy Chong
September 8, 2014
This B+ reality star from an A list reality show is now bringing sealed drinks to work after two incidents earlier this week where models dumped cigarette ash water into one of the B lister's drinks and someone supposedly did something worse to another bottle. The B lister is hated and the hate continues to grow every day.
Kendall Jenner
This B list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show is a blind item regular. This time though she did something super nice. She was walking into an event the other night and saw a man in a wheelchair. He was in his late 20's maybe and was a veteran who got wounded. He didn't know who our actress was but she stopped to say hello and he started talking about a show on the network that he really loved and was hoping to meet someone from the show. Our actress said she would see what she could do and found the creator of the show and brought him over and the next thing you know the guy is being wheeled in and getting to meet some of the cast from the show and then he tells the story of what happened to him and the entire section of the room starts crying.
This still a minor who is on an A list reality show got her nipples pierced so she could identify which naked photos of her are taken prior to her 18th birthday.
This former B list mostly television actor who was on that long running almost network hit before it ended has a girlfriend. It didn't stop him from having a booty call with his older B list movie actress co-star. He made her come to a premiere party and they hooked up at the party before she went back home to her kids.
This married actress used to be A+ and on a hit network show for almost a decade. She is hit or miss on shows since and is having an affair with a guy who is pushing 80.
This married Teen Mom not named Leah has been taking pregnancy tests every day the past week and if she is pregnant it is not with her husband.
This A list rapper who works hard and has a ton of kids has been showing a special collection of films in his home theatre. Apparently the B list singer turned reality star was filmed every single time she had sex with the rapper because she was desperate to keep him and he shows the collection to everyone who comes over. There are hours of footage.
This former A list singer who has the amazing voice, but has an attitude to match. Oh, and legal problems too wants her daughter to get pregnant because our singer wished she started earlier. Her daughter is not even 18 yet. The mom already picked out the potential father who is a celebrity offspring.
This now part-time NYC Housewife told a few fans who spotted her that she was far too busy to take a photo with them and that if she took one photo then there would be a mob. Umm, there were about 20 people within 100 yards and most of them probably didn't know or didn't care. So, what was so important for the Housewife? Nothing. She went and sat in a car for 20 minutes waiting for a family member who apologized to the fans.
What former A+ list songstress purposely didn't lose any of the baby weight because she's been in talks to be the new celeb face of Weight Watchers?
What A-list actor is a big fan of the open marriage idea and recently got back with his longtime boyfriend (also an actor) even though ? Don't worry, his "wife" has her girlfriend on the side too.
September 8, 2014
This Academy Award winning actress thought she could live where she wanted and do what she wanted and that people would still come calling her. They probably would have but she has not been around to stop the bad mouthing of an ex who trashes her at every opportunity. This led to other women being cast for parts which would have gone to her. Her agent said she needed to start putting herself back in the public eye in a big way and even told her to dump the boring boyfriend and find someone for a little publicity. She hasn't officially dumped the boyfriend, but she hasn't been keeping him close either.
Hilary Swank
I tell her yes. I think we should give her a name because this might start to get confusing. Normally I give some initials that give a clue to the identity of the person and I want to do that here, but also want her to be really curious why I picked them. I actually think I gave her initials way back in the day, but I am now bestowing the initials GG to her. As for the crush, let’s call her SH. So, the night before the show I was out with some friends and as I am apt to do I started drinking. I then continued drinking and then drank some more. At some point in the evening we are sitting in the bar of a restaurant where you are right in the middle of all the diners and not pushed off to the side. I look over and seated at the table is SH. Yep. Right there eating dinner with a guy. I can’t tell if it is a date or not but they do seem to be getting along well and I don’t recognize him so I’m guessing he is not her manager or agent or someone from her record label. I’m not sure she even had a record label at that point. I think about going up to her and saying something, but I hold back. There was something inside me that told me not to go and also the barstools are pretty high there and I was pretty sure I was only going to be able to get down once from them. I was crushed though.
I slept in really late the next day and GG showed up around noon. I had forgotten to call her the night before to tell her I didn’t feel like going any longer after what I had seen. So, of course she shows up and is so f**king perky and ready to go. I swear she wakes up every single day like it is the last day ever and is incredibly happy and very sunshiney which is nice sometimes but after an all night bender and watching your crush and possible future date eating dinner with a guy, the perkiness can only be cured with one method. Drinking. GG doesn’t drink that much so it is always fun to see the look on her face when I start drinking cocktails at noon. I actually only had the one and it made me feel much better. She had come over so early because she wanted to go to lunch so we went but I told her that I didn’t want to go that night which was met with deaf ears. When GG makes plans, they are rock solid and never change and she expects the same. Other people may call and cancel or back out, but she never has. I remember way back in the day in high school when some guy tried to stand her up and she went to his house and told him off in front of his parents. I had been hoping she would just want to hang out and not necessarily go to the show but she had told a couple of people she would be there which meant of course she was going to be there.
It was one of those nights where you have the lowest of expectations because you don’t even want to be there. My idea that night was just to get through the night and try to have as much fun as I could. My original plan had been to show up around sound check time and get what I needed to get and then head out and eat some dinner and then come back about an hour before show time to hit the backstage bar. When you show up at sound check time the pace is slower. If there are issues with your name being on the list it is easier to get them solved and not be embarrassed when the show is about to start and you are with your friends and get denied.
The same kind of thing used to work for me when I was underage and wanted to get into clubs. There was one club that opened at 4pm to get the after work crowd and my friends and I would show up around that time and get our hand stamped without any fuss or muss or any checking of identification. We would then go home and get ready and not smudge that stamp. Around 10pm we would go back to the club which by now would have a line of people waiting to get in and guys at the door with flashlights checking every i.d and we would show the stamp on our hands and walk right by.
September 8, 2014
This former A list model turned brief reality star turned celebrity arranged for a pap to meet her. The place they met was filled with people holding birthday parties outside and packed and our model kept trying to get people out of the way so she could pose for photos with her family members. She made everyone so angry they all tried to photobomb the photos until she gave up and left.
Molly Sims
What B-list singer/celeb spawn's feud with that B/C-list actress and "wife" to a former A-list actor stems from an incident back in the day when she caught the actress in bed with her first husband doing the horizontal mambo? The singer physically dragged the actress out of the bed and beat the snot out of her. Needless to say, her marriage was never the same and the beating was kept out of the tabloids.
September 8, 2014
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who is good looking and can do everything from comedy to drama is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. While in Toronto he had personal police protection and a security detail provided by the studio because the actor has received numerous death threats because of things he has said regarding the conflict in the Middle East.
Mark Ruffalo
The "boyfriend" of this A+ list "singer" better be careful. He was heard bragging about the $25K bonus he got for Christmas for doing such a good job of being a boyfriend.
This celebrity mom who has multiple celebrity offspring is married but she has been hooking up with a guy who helps manage the career of one of her offspring.
September 8, 2014
There is sleeping with someone for tracks, for a part, or even for money. This former A list mostly television actress turned A list celebrity and reality star for a paycheck slept with this international B list celebrity just for his endorsement. He didn't give it though.
Pamela Anderson/Julian Assange
I'm not sure how this B list singer from a celebrity family who has had a career for decades and has pretty much been tabloid fodder the entire time is even alive, let alone function with the amount of OxyContin she takes everyday. She must have four or five doctors she sees each week. I'm not sure how she finds the time to sing.
This B- list celebrity/talk show host/part-time actor with one of the most quoted lines in movie history is being investigated for having sex with minors he found on the internet. He claims it was for research and that he never actually had sex with them.
This former A list mostly television actor who has also starred in movies is old. He is also trying to spin a story to make himself look better by telling friends that he discovered his actress wife was having an affair with the at the time A+ list mostly movie actor who broke up their marriage once before.
This still barely hanging on to A list foreign born singer found out over the holidays that her cheating significant other got another woman pregnant. Maybe our singer will finally have some material for a new record instead of buying songs that include her getting a songwriting credit because she has been having writer's block.
The wife of this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who may win an Oscar this year says they still have not consummated their marriage. Well, they never had sex while they were dating so, I'm not sure what she expected.
The family of this A- list mostly movie comic actor staged an intervention because his drug and booze use is out of control and they think he is going to kill himself if he doesn't get help. Even though he is young, his health has been steadily declining this year and he gained about 50 pounds.
This SI cover model was partying New Year's Eve when she threw a drink in a woman's face and accused her of stealing a bottle of champagne from the model's table. It turns out a friend of the model had the bottle. Did the model apologize? Nope. She said the woman was probably a b**ch anyway and deserved it for something. Our model is a horrible drunk.
This former B+list mostly movie actress turned cable franchise movie actress hates the criticism she gets for her skinny self so she has started adding weight via photoshop before posting her photos.
September 7, 2014
This A- list mostly television actress who will be out of work soon left her boyfriend home the other night because she wanted to hook up with her B+ list mostly television actor one time co-star again after they hooked up on set just prior to her finding her boyfriend.
Lea Michele/Charlie Hunnam
One of the most important things ever learned while interning at a radio station was how to bluff my way to free tickets and backstage passes to concerts. When you are a college student and don’t have unlimited funds, it is a night of fun and complimentary booze and food courtesy of the singer’s rider. The down side though is inviting a couple of people to go with you and having the person who was supposed to put your name on the list not do so and then you look like an a-hole. Hey, it happened more than once. One of my favorite tricks was to call up the PR person or manager and tell the person I was a reporter or writer for a made up satellite radio network. There are tons of conglomerates and it is pretty rare to have anyone check up on you because they all want free publicity for their client.
Well, one of my crushes from a few years earlier was in town and although I already had tickets, I wanted to meet her so needed a plan to get backstage passes. The reporter thing would be good except that I really didn’t want to interview her. Most of the time you didn’t actually have to. You were just a name on a list and once inside you would just melt in with all of the other people. Sometimes though the rep was waiting for you or left word to let them know when you showed up and you would have to interview them. I could do it if I had to, it was just never my first choice. My crush had been an A+ lister for a year or two before her pop music career went crashing into an abyss from which it has never recovered. She does still sing. Acts some. If you are of a certain age or have a love for her style of pop she has A+ list name recognition. Anyway, I made some calls and a few days later I was put on the list. I was pretty excited to meet her. Excited, but not in a hey I saw The Smiths play live kind of excitement. Yes, I name dropped The Smiths and yes that is me involved in a huge brawl in a Morrissey Live video you can buy anywhere. That is a story for another day though.
The night before the show to see my crush I got a call from one of my best friends ever who used to get name dropped on the site back in the early days but has since made it very clear she doesn’t want to be name dropped any longer and will probably text me then e-mail me and then call me repeatedly after she reads this not realizing of course that it is a blind and that I am not actually name dropping her or mentioning she was also briefly A+ list in a one hit wonder kind of way, but has a unique look that she still adheres to and also does a little bit of everything to stay in the public eye. All of you would know her. I think she hates that back in the day we used to double date and I frequently remind her of some of her poorer dating choices.
Where was I? Oh yeah. So she calls and says she is going to be in town and wants to hang out and I tell her about the show the next night and she invites herself because of course she knows the crush and they have not seen each other in ages and blah blah blah. This is not going to work out well for me at all. I don’t have a choice though. I can either tell her yes or she will make her own calls and be there anyway.
September 6, 2014
This former A+list singer who now relies mostly on television to make money is trying every trick she can to get her ex to help her out with her career. With him around she was at the top and now she is not. Apparently he wants to hook up with her and I think she might do it even though she is with someone else.
Christina Aguilera
September 6, 2014
This B+ list mostly television actress on a very hit pay cable show made a very good point, but just went about it the wrong way. She used some time with this A list model/reality host/mogul to pitch herself as the host of a regular spin off show instead of the former B list actress used now. The problem is our B+ lister brought it up every five seconds to the point where the A lister told her to shut up.
Emmy Rossum/Heidi Klum/Alyssa Milano
September 6, 2014
A couple of reporters from a tabloid have settled in front of the house of this A list mostly television actress from a very hit network show, not to catch her cheating (although they would love that), but to see if her husband ever comes home or even lives there or if the marriage is a sham.
Kerry Washington
This B list mostly television actress who doesn't really act any longer but does things behind the camera and still enjoys A list name recognition from her long running now defunct show broke bread the other night with a man who is one of the world's most wanted criminals. Murder, drug trafficking and much more but she didn't see anything wrong with it.
Bad performances are not going to be the only issue for this B+ list celebrity if the world catches on to her fling with the foreign born married celebrity who she has performed with. That squeaky clean image will be gone in an instant.
This B- list mostly television actress/reality star/part of an acting family is married. All the members of her acting family are exactly the same on the list. Anyway, the husband of the actress was given a surprise from his wife and part of the surprise involved his girlfriend who didn't know he was married and his wife is still clueless. Apparently the husband looked like he was going to die of a heart attack when he saw his girlfriend.
The former girlfriend of this A- list mostly movie actor who has been acting since he was a kid says that more than once his mom walked in on them having sex and the actor wouldn't ask her to leave. The mom would also give sex tips to the girlfriend about how she could make her son happier in bed.
This married A+ list mostly movie actor was without his wife at an event this weekend and made the most of it. One of the staff at the event who was his escort ended up back in his hotel room where they had sex. He told her to be discreet. She is selling the story so I don't know how discreet that is.
This married B list mostly television actor from a network show that is soon to end was not with his wife when he was hitting on guys the other night. She did make some solo appearances at the pool though during the day.
This second lead Disney actress who wants her own show now that her long running hit is ending is trying to convince the network that she is much more innocent than she really is. She better hope the photos of her little vacation where she spent a lot of time topless and drunk and lots of white powder covering her face don't spread all over the internet or she will be filming Showgirls 2.
This one name former almost A list singer who has just not been able to capture her former fame is being undercut by this singer turned prisoner turned actress who is also making a living as a madam. All the men who were using the services of our former A lister now call the madam and gives them a huge discount if they say they usually sleep with the former A lister.
This A- list mostly television actress who is only that high because of her hit pay cable show is worried about her future. She talks a big game about being average looking but has hired a trainer with whom she now works out four hours a day. She had a little procedure done to her face and when she gets to the weight she wants is telling friends she is going to get a breast lift and small enlargement. Never figured her for going Hollywood.
I don't know if this is a kindness. It would not be with any other celebrity but this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner is not noted for her hospitality. Her husband? Great guy. Her? Not so much. There she was skiing though and she met some people on a gondola that got stuck for about ten minutes and she actually invited them back to her house and fed them dinner and had a party for them. Totally unlike her.
This celebrity in his own country who is nothing here but a face to go with his A list celebrity girlfriend/former tweener/current very rich person is such a tool that he sent his daughter out to meet his drug dealer because he was too wasted.
This former B+ list mostly television actress who has not done squat since her long running hit network show went off the air got hammered at Disneyland to the point where she was asked to leave the park. Politely because she did used to be employed by the company.
September 6, 2014
Apparently this former A list tweener who is now in trouble with the law again made a move on this A list model that was not appreciated and was sharing the story this week. The model told her B list celebrity/reality star/A+ list gorgeous boyfriend who promptly punched our former tweener in the stomach hard enough where the tweener was crumpled on a beach and didn't move for 20 minutes.
Justin Bieber/Shanina Shaik/Tyson Beckford
September 5, 2014
What almost A-list former tweener had some of her PR team pose as some of her rabid fans and tweet death threats to rival singers and their PR teams? She really is that vile.
Ariana Grande
September 5, 2014
Which A++ list music power couple had the cash cow of that TV family who just won't go away frisked off by security when she tried to enter their private after party following the VMAs?
Jay-Z/Beyonce/Kim Kardashian
September 4, 2014
This A list rapper who speaks multiple languages only dates women who don't speak English and who just arrived from a different country. He says it makes him feel more powerful and also if something goes wrong he can take care of the situation easier. I'm not sure what the something goes wrong entails.
Pitbull
This pregnant B list celebrity with A list name recognition who is only B list again because she has been in the tabloids lately has been popping pills. She says they are prenatal vitamins. Yeah, that is why she sent an assistant out in the middle of the night to meet a guy at an apartment complex to buy them.
This current NYC Housewife who thinks it is a definite step backwards checked out of her hotel two days early this past week when her nemesis checked in. Not because they would have argued but the nemesis has hooked up with the current Housewife's boyfriend numerous times and he always talks about her.
This B+ list reality star from an A list reality show wants to set the record for youngest to legally appear in porn and is going to record a sex tape beginning at one minute after midnight on her 18th birthday.
This A list musician from a permanent A+ list group is married. He went through customs with his girlfriend but as soon as they picked up their bags they went separate directions and didn't meet up again until he had already checked into his hotel.
This B list reality star from an A list network reality show had sex with at least three different women the past few days and none of them was the A-/B+ list mostly movie actress he is supposedly dating.
