Usually this former B+ list mostly movie actress turned pretty much failed television actress with a name that keeps her in the B range sticks to her quiet use of drugs and adult diaper fetish. Always at home. She never really makes a dent in the tabloids because she stays quiet and in the shadows. Dating a married man and doing so publicly or as public as it gets for her is going to force her into the light which might bring all of her other secrets out too.
This married B list actor/standup comic/host who certainly is not shy about expressing his opinions says that when he has sex with hookers it is not cheating on his wife because it is just about sex.
In a surefire way to ensure a breakup, this closeted A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee got the initials of her lover tattooed right above her bikini line.
I don't think it is probably a good idea for this B- list celebrity/reality movie star to be dating a B- list celebrity/former reality star who likes to get wasted every chance she gets on pills and things that are much more potent. So far, she has not done it in front of him much, but it is only a matter of time.
November 22, 2015
All the other tabloids are laughing at this top of the hill tabloid because they paid about 4 times as much for wedding photos as anyone else offered. There is just not the market they think there is for the wedding photos.
Joe Manganiello/Sofia Vergara
I thought I would end the year in the big blinds with a kindness. Hopefully the world will pay it forward in 2016 and be a much nicer place for all. This actress was B+ list at one point. Big almost network show. She has been around for what seems like forever but has not even broken 30 yet. After a big life event she has been spending a lot of time at home. Lots. Meanwhile her actor husband has been working a lot. Lots. So, our actress has been spending a lot of time alone. Wanting to do something, but not ready to return to acting quite yet, our actress heard about a program which tries to provide a great Christmas for military families who have a member stationed overseas. After so many years acting and also singing, our actress knows everyone. Yes, even Gwyneth Paltrow. Apparently she talked the Goopster into a very big donation and a whole bunch of overpriced gifts. By the time our actress was finished she had raised enough money and found enough gifts to provide a holiday for over 300 military families. She even managed to fly home every single person she could who had leave but couldn't afford the flight. For three months, this is what she did day and night.
August 13, 2015
This singer was bordering on A list at one point in her career. Then she started dating this at the time involved with someone else married A list mogul. Her career went nowhere and while he goes out almost every night, he makes her stay home because he is too insecure for her to go out without him. When they do go out together he ignores her but does not let her talk to anyone except pre-approved females.
Cassie/Sean Combs
August 4, 2015
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit network show turned A list mostly movie actress has been in hiding for much of the past month because of some horrible plastic surgery. It is not that it was botched, but she looks so different that she is scared what people will think.
Jennifer Aniston (I see the difference, but not enough to go into hiding. She does not show herself much lately though at all)
July 21, 2015
I can’t imagine who would want to watch it, but this former A list reality star who is barely employed now despite his almost A list name recognition made a sex tape and it was not with his still a reality star ex-wife. Nope. It was a recent ex-girlfriend. She has it and is seeing if there is interest. I hope not.
Jon Gosselin
This former flash in the pan A list mostly movie actress who got that way by flashing has seen a slowly steady decline to her career punctuated by well, not by much unless you count straight to on demand/DVD a career. But, hey she has another chance now on television. Anyway, not one to miss a chance to show you is a perfect mom, she saw some cameras and snatched her kid from the nanny. Our actress then paraded him in front of the cameras before passing him back to the nanny and taking a separate ride home.
This married creepy old dude who is probably a permanent A list celebrity despite looking like a famous cartoon character kept making the woman he was with the other night stand up in front of people and turn around so everyone could see that he was with someone young and willing to dress like a THOT. It was pretty embarrassing for people to watch.
July 17, 2015
This A+ list mostly movie actor broke the desk in his office having sex with a woman this week. Guess wearing a ring does not actually mean the marriage is back on.
Ben Affleck
Another don't believe the hype or tabloids is that this permanent A list singer who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee for acting is not dying. Well, not yet anyway. She has about six more comeback/last chance/never again tours in her.
Why do all the tabloids fall for this? For the second time in as many years or maybe it is three years. Anyway, this A list reality star with a side job she would prefer to be her only one is not dating the foreign born A list boy bander who may not have a boy band to go back to in the future. He likes guys. I'm not even sure if she likes guys to be honest. Lets just say her last few hookups were not with guys.
This B list celebrity based solely on the name she received as an offspring and have family have been quietly using their access to red carpet events and voters at those events to try and garner votes for Going Clear as best documentary at the Academy Awards.
Before all of these brave women stepped forward this year to tell their stories about Bill Cosby, I wrote this blind back in February and revealed it in July. It shows how all of this got started way back in the 70's. Long before there was a Cliff Huxtable.
February 20, 2015
It happened three or four decades ago now. There he was the almost A list movie star. He had a television show under his belt. He was a very good friend of this permanent A list celebrity but not the best friend of him. That title belonged to someone else (lets call him DF) and our actor befriended him. They would spend almost every evening together and pick up women. Lots of women. They rarely even dressed because there were so many women to choose from. Sometimes though the woman you wanted didn’t want to be with you. DF though showed our actor how it could be done. You see, DF was a doctor and would write out prescriptions for himself and others. He showed our actor what worked best for what type of person and under what situations. They would practice on women all the time to see if they would pass out or become more willing or if the dose did nothing. In the meantime they would continue to have sex with every woman they saw. One day they decided to put their theories into practice and from that day forward, both of them were hooked on the system. They didn’t have to be nice. They didn’t have to care. They didn’t have to worry if the woman didn’t want them, they just would hand her a pill and back in the day there were tons of pills. They would wait a few minutes and then drag her stumbling to a bedroom where she would pass out or be close to it and they would each take a turn. For years they did this until DF’s own addictions became too much, but he did leave our actor a present. Hundreds and hundreds of their special pills.
Bill Cosby/Hugh Hefner/Dr. Mark Saginor
Under the guise of a vacation and meeting with investors for future projects, this foreign born A list (only in action movies) mostly movie actor has spent the past few days indulging in his favorite past time. Having sex with barely legal male teens. Meanwhile, his barely an actress girlfriend just poses for paps and shops.
Unable to get a second child from where he got his first because that was a huge deal, this A+ list athlete in the rest of the world and A-/B+ here is looking for a new surrogate to have his new child. I wonder when he retires if he will ever open up about everything.
This former A- list mostly movie actor who had his solo chances after the end of his franchise is trying to regain his status. One of the ways is going back to his old standby of pretending he is dating someone of the opposite sex. It never lasts because he is never open with the women. He just takes them out and they think they are dating a straight guy. After a few weeks when he stops calling, they move on.
This permanent A list country singer stood outside an airport terminal last week before the holiday and soon had a crowd of about ten people listening to his stories as they went through about five joints. He then said farewell, passed out all his remaining joints to the assembled people and went to board his flight.
As her income has shown a steady decline and a boyfriend has helped drain her savings, this B-/C+ list mostly movie actress who has gone from big box office to straight to on demand kind of stuff she has turned to crack from coke. The thing is, it is really making her looks go to hell and her already tiny frame is even smaller.
This foreign born former almost A+ list mostly movie actor who is an A-/A depending on the movie is spending a whole lot less time with the boy he thought was his son since he found out the boy is not really his son. He is not sure who the dad is and the celebrity mom/ex-wife is not sharing.
Who knew that this pro hooker turned former C+ list reality star turned part-time reality star when her former bff allows her on the show was making money connecting men and women. Previously our former hooker had to pay a referral fee and now she is collecting one. Her most recent collection came from this former A list reality star turned celebrity turned reality star turned a million other things.
July 14, 2015
Whenever she starts using coke again this former B+ list tweener turned meh actress/no more singing career always hooks up with her on again/off again ex of forever. If you see them together, she is doing coke.
Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber
So far, the bribes have been flowing from this former A list celebrity/registered sex offender/child molester to keep him from being deported. The money and the passing around of women has been enough. Now though, there is a big problem. Our former A lister has a huge temper. Legendary. He also hates women. Pretends to like them, but hates them. Beats them. Punches them. Abuses them. A miserable example of a human being. Apparently last month, while his significant other was at home, our former celebrity, permanently damaged the eye of a woman when he punched her. According to what I have heard and it has been from a couple different people, she was fairly inexperienced and our former celebrity was not pleased with her performance or the areas of her body she was willing to have penetrated. So, he did what he usually does in that situation and punched her and then raped her. While he was raping her, he kept punching her. It has caused a big enough outrage in the tiny town that people want him arrested. So far, he has passed enough cash to not be arrested. Some people want him gone completely which is the last thing he wants. The thing is, even with this hanging over his head he is still bringing in new women all the time.
July 14, 2015
This A list rapper who can’t decide who she is with had sex with a guy while out of the country last week in exchange for a Porsche. First, she doesn’t need another car. Second, who pays to get it home?
Nicki Minaj
July 11, 2015
She has never said she has split with her husband so this former A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee turned television actress is a cheater I guess. I mean the husband cheats a bunch, so who could blame her, but she is cheating with her co-star. Not even shy about it this past week while promoting their show together.
Halle Berry (Apparently she is now hooking up with a producer on the new show she is working on, but hey, at least she is single)
July 10, 2015
Apparently there is not much demand for this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned B list schlock queen in the Med this summer. The past two years have seen her drinking more, eating less and sometimes even falling asleep during sex while also raising her rates.
Tara Reid
She is just not a one man woman. The guy who broke up his marriage to have sex with this celebrity chef thinks it is true love and that she is being faithful to him after never being faithful to anyone. Nope. She is sexting another guy while she is away with the guy who thinks he is the only one for her.
This boytoy of an A list reality star was making out with a waiter the other night next to a deck leading to the water.
There are actually two of them in this post. While going through all the blinds to try and find some for Friday, I found these which should have been revealed before.
July 5, 2015
This B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show that has a little bit of a cast shakeup for next season is hooking up with this older B- list mostly television actress who just ended a decade+ long run on a hit network show.
Sarah Paulson/Holland Taylor (way before anyone else)
July 7, 2015
This Housewife is supposedly sober but people who have seen her say she is worse than she has ever been.
Kim Richards (and then shortly after this she had the huge public relapse)
Apparently one of the reasons this B+ list musician with much higher name recognition from a B list band who seems to live in his shadow is having so many issues with his significant other is that he hooked up with his married B list celebrity ex from a celebrity family.
This still technically married still allegedly trying to save her marriage B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition might be dating that former A list network television actor who was fired from his show like the piece of crud he is. The thing is, if she is dating him he is not telling his girlfriend or his wife who he has been promising that he is being faithful to while they see if they can work things out.
While people passed out from the heat waiting for this former A- list tweener actress turned A-/B+ list singer to show up and perform, our singer was having a great time riding rides at a park and having security show everyone what a big shot she thinks she is. Three hours after she was due to perform, our singer finally showed up and delivered one of her meh performances that lasted just a few minutes. She then acted like she had done the fans a favor and skipped everything else she was supposed to do.
I have heard of having sex for tracks or trading drugs for tracks, but this is the first time I have heard of trading attending a Christmas party for tracks. Apparently though, this A list in her mind singer/diva/actress/reality host did such a thing by attending a Christmas party. In return, this former A+ list rapper turned no one knows what he is any longer agreed to contribute a couple of tracks to her next record and agreed to produce several additional tracks.
At this point, this foreign born one hit wonder who took the world by storm for several months needs an intervention. Her addiction to plastic surgery is out of control and now she is telling friends she wants to look like those women who have transformed themselves into Barbie and even remove ribs.
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who ruined at least one marriage, not including his own with his womanizing has always had a tempter. The spittle was flying as he yelled at an airline employee who felt the full wrath of how important our actor still thinks he is and how he thinks he is better than everyone else. It seems the employee held his ground and would not make an exception for the tool of an actor.
This buried so deep in the closet I'm surprised he even sees daylight B- list celebrity/part-time reality star was getting yelled at by his "girlfriend" because he promised her a photo shoot and a meet and greet with a designer. He did neither and she was letting him have it. He probably called it a lovers quarrel.
This former A list tweener actress from back in the day turned B lister just found out from her son that her ex-husband is hooking up with her best friend. Former best friend?
Even to me, this is strange. This A list mogul/part-time reality star/part-time singer/rapper paired off this A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show with a guy he hooked up with a few months earlier. Apparently he thought it would be a good match. The actress has no idea about the hookup.
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has had a bad couple of weeks. She has seen the new generation of actresses from her country and it doesn't include her. Her castmates on her current endeavor don't really like her because she doesn't talk to them. She has never been a friendly sort which is ok in movies and on sets but not in her current situation. It is just awkward. Her husband has been talking about taking a break. Just not a good month for the actress.
November 20, 2015
This female A list rapper was beyond just a diva at a concert this week. She refused to speak directly to anyone which would be ok, except there was a last minute problem with a piece of equipment. The crew were trying to ask her questions but she would not speak to them until her road manager arrived and then she spoke through him.
Nicki Minaj
No one was quite sure why this foreign born, B list mostly movie actress who has been in multiple big movie franchises married her husband. It was a rush job. She was rebounding and wanted to show her ex that she could find someone after she found him in bed with another woman. Our actress hooked up with a guy she knew forever and convinced him it was love. Honestly, even with what I know about her I understand why the guy didn't say no. I am ok with him saying yes. It might have worked out and he is not going to have to cough up anything if they get divorced. There is just one small problem. A tiny one really. No, she is not pregnant. She is far too into herself to ever let that happen. The thing is that she wants to get divorced but her boyfriend doesn't want her to. See, she thinks if she gets divorced then she can start hanging out in public with this foreign born former A list singer turned B lister more known for who he married. He is finally turning the whole PR thing around and doesn't want anything to interfere with that. Plus, he loves having people think he is single. He spends as much time with other people as possible and is enjoying the single life. If he shows up in public with the actress all of that will be gone. Plus, she is not always the most reliable when it comes to making public statements and might let it slip that she was married when they started hooking up and may have even hooked up a few times while he was married. With her still involved in a marriage at least as far as the public sees, it gives him a lot of alone time with others which he loves. He is in no rush for her to announce she is getting divorced because then he would have to put up or shut up.
November 19, 2015
What A/B-list rapper, when booking a flight recently, put his on again-off again girlfriend and members of his posse in coach seating while he luxuriated in first class? No words were exchanged between the couple when they departed the plane.. she was beyond pissed off at him.
Rick Ross/Lira Galore
November 19, 2015
This out of work B list mostly television actor who everyone knows has been saying the right things to try and win his actress wife back, but the saying is not equating with the doing. Seems he found a college aged groupie who is spending a lot of time with the actor.
Brian Austin Green/Megan Fox
November 18, 2015
This A list actor/voice over/director/producer do everything guy showed up at an event with the woman he has been dating but left the event with this reality star turned singer turned actress who supposedly has a serious boyfriend.
Seth MacFarlane/Katharine McPhee
This B list mostly movie actress from multiple franchises that seem to have taken a very long break had a handful of her significant other's hair in her hand after a fight in a restaurant parking lot the other night.
This B list mostly movie actor now that his hit cable show is off the air got a surprise visit from federal agents over the holidays who wanted to speak to our actor's girlfriend. She and her family have always been trouble.
November 18, 2015
This B list mostly movie actress who is only that high because of her name and not because of her stellar movie career still has A+ list name recognition. She was doing promo shoots for a bunch of products to make a few bucks but was just grumpy the entire time. No smiles. Just one product after the other in her hands until she finished.
Katie Holmes
Apparently this foreign born A list reality star/mogul has become really lazy when cheating on his significant other. He doesn't even bother to have sex any longer. It is all about being orally serviced while he e-mails and texts on his phone.
While out Christmas shopping, this acting teacher/jack of all trades who tries to keep a theatre for kids afloat ran into this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee/amazing person. They had met previously on a movie where our acting teacher had a small role and they got to talking. One thing led to another and our actress dropped in to the theatre to run lines and hang out with the kids for an hour and also wrote a check which will keep the place open for another year.
This closeted B list rapper who has an A list girlfriend and A list problems sure is trying to hide the relationship he has with a waiter that the waiter says is sexual.
This exchange will show you why I dislike this former Disney tweener turned wannabe actress who is probably B+.
Actress - Could you please move. (At least she said please) We are trying to take a selfie and you are in the way.
Random family - We can't really go anywhere because we are eating lunch.
Our actress was taking a selfie with two of her friends and behind her was the patio area of a restaurant where a family of four was seated and eating. It was ridiculous. Our actress finally gave up and moved the picture to a different area a few feet away.
This is pretty messed up. This former A- list actress from television and movies who made a bad career move and ended up at B+ got back together for two minutes with her hound dog expression actor ex-boyfriend. Then, at a party she met this holiday A list singer and ended up hooking up with him despite meeting him while he was with his girlfriend. She then dumped the ex again.
This A+ list mostly movie actor is quietly selling off possessions at a record pace. Apparently the IRS had some questions about some deductions and some sketchy foundations and now he has having to pay off a massive tax bill. As in $30-40M tax bill. Guess he will keep on filming franchise installments.
This former A+ list singer turned A- lister/wannabe actress insists that all of her employees now call her Queen. Apparently she thinks she is some kind of Game Of Thrones character now.
This B list rapper was trying to car shop last week but couldn't get financing to own or to lease and when he called his A list reality star girlfriend she turned him down to. So, our rapper said he would have to think about it. Guy is pathetic.
The one time a year this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor does any kind of shopping is last week. It is also the time that he manages to collect as many phone numbers of women as stops he makes. The guy is a million years old and has treated women like crap for five decades but they still want to be with him.
Still newlyweds but this B-/C+ list mostly movie actor is cheating on his A-/B+ list mostly television actress wife who is on a hit network show. A long way from where she started in the entertainment world.
November 18, 2015
This foreign born A list model who seems to spend most of her time dating rich guys was at an event last week which was delayed almost an hour because she was backstage spending an hour deciding which selfie to post to social media. She literally was going through hundreds she had taken.
Miranda Kerr
The set up on this one must have taken months. It is only now that the true story of all of this is coming out. Apparently it is coming out from one of the people who most had their life affected. They wanted to know the real story. This is what they have discovered so far.
TT was in a relationship. Kind of. The world thought it was heterosexual and there were times when she really wanted to be in a relationship with CD. TT is an actress. B+ probably at this point, but back when this all happened she was A/A- list. Mostly movies. CD was at about the same level. CD hooked up with lots and lots of women but he was always there for TT. Always. He would have been in a long term forever relationship with her but TT just could not see herself in a heterosexual relationship forever. The thing is, CD was growing tired of the back and forth/wavering of TT and wanted to either move on with her or move on with someone else. TT made the decision that she wanted to move on from CD romantically but also wanted to make sure the world left her alone about her sexuality. She wanted to the world convinced she was straight. Not everyone bought her relationship with CD because no one really ever saw the pair together romantically. She wanted the world to see her as straight and if some feelings were hurt in the process, then so be it. It was her life. So, she did what she thought was best. She seduced someone who was married that she was working with and when the time was right called in a pap who busted her with the co-worker in a very compromising, leave no doubt the two were together kind of way. CD had no idea TT was going to do such a thing and decided TT was not the person he thought she was. The person he knew would never do such a thing and it caused a rift in their friendship that has not been repaired. For TT's part, she missed CD, but she had her life now. People would just think she was laying low because of the fallout and would not expect her to be out and about dating, but would be keeping a low profile. That is exactly what she did, but with a series of female relationships. As for her co-worker? He lost everything. It took him years just to get a meet and greet, let alone work while TT just kept right on working.
November 18, 2015
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee recently blew off a charity meet and greet. Several people had paid $10K to meet the actress and attend a premiere. They got to be at the premiere, but the actress said she had a headache. It didn’t stop her from partying all night though.
Jennifer Lawrence
November 17, 2015
While this A list singer/part-time reality star is sticking to the timeline that she put forward, her celebrity boyfriend has slipped a few times. Most notably when he was trying to be honest with his ex. Now she is telling everyone the true timeline of events.
Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton
November 17, 2015
This B+ list mostly television actor from the hittest of hit network shows was asked not to attend an event this weekend. He had been invited but his co-star worked behind the scenes to make sure he did not attend or she would be a no show.
Terrence Howard/Taraji P Henson
Things are getting very serious between this foreign born actress turned singer turned reality judge and this singer turned reality judge on the same show as the former actress. For three years they have been on again off again while he deals with his marriage issues but our actress wants a commitment and in the next couple of weeks is make or break time for the couple.
This west coast Housewife might be interested to learn that her pseudo celebrity best friend has hooked up with the husband of our Housewife lots of times. Right under her eyes.
November 16, 2015
This foreign born A- list singer who just keeps pumping out great music says that she almost didn’t make her latest record because guys still want to have sex with her before they will work with her. It took her several months to find a guy just willing to work for money and nothing else.
Ellie Goulding
This Teen Mom is being passed around by her current significant other to his friends. Well, he is there, so is that really passing around or sharing? Oh, and it is not Farrah.
Her boyfriend called in as many favors as he could and sunk a ton of money into the venture to try and save it, but the end of the road is near for yet another failed attempt to get back in front of the camera for this former A- list mostly television actress turned no one will cast me so had to do my own show which bombed mightily actress/producer.
This A- list mostly television actress on a network show that just won't die was wasted out of her mind on some prescription drugs she got while out of the country. She thought she was a dog then thought people were attacking her. She was completely out of it for almost 24 hours. If people were not so worried about her dying from them, it was actually pretty funny because she likes to be in control all of the time.
November 13, 2015
This B- list foreign born mostly television actress on a hit network show has already fired the assistant and cook of her new A- list mostly television actor boyfriend. They were both female and young.
Morena Baccarin/Ben McKenzie
This former B list mostly television actress turned movie of the week mainstay turned do nothing turned reality star is hiding money from her celebrity husband. Lots of it. She knows there will be a divorce and she has set herself up so she will have plenty of money that he doesn't think exists. She is a better actress than I gave her credit for.
This foreign born closeted B list mostly television actor on a hit cable show on a cable channel you usually tend to watch less as you age was all set to go to Key West for the holidays to spend with some guys he parties with back home. nope. As part of the deal, his actress "girlfriend" wanted him to be around for Christmas for a bunch of social media snaps and some red carpets she has this week.
This A- list celebrity takes his mutual ties with an also ran Presidential contender very seriously. Instead of donating cash though, our celebrity donates the personal services of others.
November 13, 2015
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner has been calling in every favor from journalists to make sure in the reviews of her new movie they tout her as someone who should be nominated this year. She feels like in her last chance, the studio screwed things over so she is taking matters in her own hands now.
Julia Roberts
November 12, 2015
This A list athlete/celebrity says that she dumped her A list celebrity boyfriend when he said he had to fly out of town for a meeting and the flight attendant on the jet was texting the athlete about the two women the celebrity had naked in the bed in the back of the plane.
Serena Williams/Drake
November 10, 2015
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor has been seeing someone other than his very long long suffering girlfriend. He has always seen other women, but this one is really starting to push the girlfriend off to the side.
Al Pacino
November 10, 2015
While this A list mostly television actress from a hit network show was picking up an award, her “husband” was 300 miles away seeing a movie with another guy. How much longer are we going with this whole fake marriage thing anyway.
Kerry Washington
The girlfriend of this foreign born boy band lead singer that likes to think they are pop punk is making her living selling information about her boyfriend and the rest of the band to tabloids. Oh, and she has quite the memento that she is holding on to just in case the couple ever splits. A sex tape.
This former A list mostly movie actress who can certainly play a mean mother and is an Academy Award winner/nominee went out in public for the first time in months. Her cancer battle has been really tough on her.
The former girlfriend of this A- list rapper had to break up with this current one hit wonder A list singer before our rapper would send over any presents for their child together or a Christmas bonus to her. The former girlfriend split with the one hit wonder.
A holiday rekindling for this closeted A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who was in that franchise and her on again off again girlfriend. Our actress was definitely hot and heavy with different women on her two most recent film shoots. This, after her now back together girlfriend was doing too much talking to tabloids and paps and also doing a little too much partying for our actress.
November 10, 2015
Talk about insecure. The barely a celebrity wife of this A list actor who is now mostly movies after a long run through television has been doing pop ins every few hours while her husband films a movie.
Hilaria and Alec Baldwin
November 9, 2015
This A list NFL player took a page right out of this A+ list mostly movie actor’s playbook. Take your girlfriend somewhere warm and bring along a photographer to take a lot of photos of her in a swimsuit to distract distract distract.
Russell Wilson/Ciara
November 9, 2015
While this A+ list mostly movie actor was at a high profile event hitting on blonde models, his current supposed blonde model girlfriend was at a different party name dropping him, but also letting it be known she was available.
Leonardo DiCaprio/Kelly Rohrbach
November 9, 2015
This relation of a former hit A list reality family is living off kickbacks from a charity she is telling fans to contribute to.
Jill Duggar
November 7, 2015
This B+ list mostly movie actress from multiple franchises is trying to blame everything but her bad acting for what will be a bomb of a movie when it is released.
Zoe Saldana/Nina Simone movie
November 7, 2015
This foreign born aging talk show host had a bad reaction to some botox. Surprising considering how much she has had over the years.
Sharon Osbourne
November 7, 2015
This former B+ list tweener actress turned B+ list singer recently blew off a major gig to spend time with a man who paid her much more money than she would have received in resulting sales after the gig she blew off.
Ariana Grande
November 6, 2015
This A list in her mind do everything diva had a party at her house that involved about 20 horses all standing in the street leaving their fecal matter everywhere. Her neighbors had to live with the smell for weeks because she wouldn’t do anything about it.
Jennifer Lopez
This A- list mostly television actor on a middling hit cable show that has been around for a couple of seasons now got his girlfriend an engagement ring and a car because she is very good at keeping his secrets. The last person this good at keeping his secrets was his actress wife who dumped him when the cheating got out of hand.
This former B- list mostly television actress turned A- lister with her own show has a friend who is also catfishing her as a guy. Our actress is straight and the friend is not but wants to have a relationship with the actress. So, she is pretending to be a guy online.
Apparently the one public event together was a last gasp chance to save their marriage. This former child star turned troubled teen turned A lust mostly movie actress turned B+ lister with other side projects and her husband have called it quits.
Inside the restaurant it was definitely this A+ list mostly movie actor with his beard. Outside the restaurant, was a different story as our actor used a stunt double from a recent movie for the pap run to the car with the beard. Meanwhile, our actor got to have an extended dinner with that new boyfriend of his.
November 6, 2015
At the advice of her team, including her A+ list husband, this A+ list singer decided not to speak out in favor of equality for LGBT people in her hometown.
Beyonce/Jay-Z
November 6, 2015
It is really going to be tough for this EGOT (on a technicality) winner to try and get back to solvent if she keeps playing concerts with only 25% of the seats sold. Promoters are not going to pay her outrageous fee to have a bunch of empty seats.
Liza Minelli
November 4, 2015
The phone was ringing off the hook yesterday at the plastic surgeon for this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned don’t really work much, but I am going to have permanent A+ list name recognition forever. She was bragging at an event about the work she had done over the past three months and she looks amazing. I hope she gets a referral fee.
Demi Moore
November 3, 2015
This A+ list singer was invited to a very recent birthday celebration. No way would she attend. She hates being filmed and doesn’t like the invitees despite what they would lead you to believe.
Taylor Swift/Kendall Jenner
November 3, 2015
This former B+ list mostly television actress who had a run a long time ago on a vampire show has done very little as of late. She was at a Halloween party and played the don’t you know who I am card when denied entry into a party. She was wearing a costume so the bouncer said no. She then handed over her i.d. and her phone which was loaded on her wiki. The guy still said no. Then she really went off on him, but he still said no.
Michelle Trachtenberg
November 3, 2015
This makes about the millionth time this B list mostly movie actor, making his way into television after an Academy Award win/nomination has been asked to leave a party either for being drunk or handsy or both. Last week it happened again. He is used to it by now.
Cuba Gooding Jr.
November 3, 2015
I really didn’t think this B list mostly television actress could get more annoying, but she has found a way. First, can I just say that I want her new show to fail just so maybe, her boss would not have any other shows in which to cast her. Anyway, she was at a party and when talking to people, if they didn’t compliment her or her dress within the first ten seconds, she would say, “Doesn’t this dress look amazing,” or “I spent so much time getting ready, but it worked out great didn’t it?” So, so into herself.
Lea Michele
November 3, 2015
This A- list mostly movie actor who seems to do nothing but get in trouble was out the other day and openly carrying a crack pipe in his hands. No pocket. Just in his hands.
Shia LaBeouf
I'm sure publicly, this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress will support her A- list mostly movie actor husband, but at home, there has been a war after she discovered he cheated on her through the tabloids.
This A-/B+ list reality star on a show from where he might soon be disappearing is hooking up with the one person his reality star ex told him to stop dating. Our star can't help it though. He likes that teenage love.
This foreign born A list rapper/singer doesn't look like he would be vain enough to get plastic surgery done, but it is how he maintains his weight. Not that long ago he caught an infection from one of his procedures and actually had to cancel a really high paying gig.
This former A- list reality star back when there were not nearly as many reality shows likes to think she is still a big deal and that the world follows her every step. She was hoping no one would find about her family member and held off telling the public until she could get a team in place to divert any bad PR coming to her.
November 2, 2015
Apparently this tool of a one hit wonder former A- list singer managed to explain why he was getting the phone number of another woman while his barely out of her teens girlfriend was using a bathroom. The guy will never change.
Robin Thicke/April Geary
November 2, 2015
This former B+ list rapper/actress/celebrity/host/actress was passed out drunk backstage at the show of this permanent A list singer. She was all smiles and giggles when they got her awake enough to leave the show.
Queen Latifah/Madonna
November 2, 2015
Another messed up appearance from this Teen Mom. She was supposed to do something for this business she has a piece of, but insisted that she would only do it if she was paid $250 a minute. She says that is how much she values her time.
Farrah Abraham/Webcam model
November 2, 2015
Despite vows of fidelity to each of the women who are carrying/have carried his babies, this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor, who is still A-/A hooked up with his syrup sounding ex the other night.
Hugh Grant/Jemima Khan
I didn't think anyone could get worse than Kneepads, but this very successful blogger with multiple sites not named after a coke for butt sex celebrity got invited to a Kardashian Christmas party and has been writing four or five stories a day about how wonderful they all are. It's vomit inducing.
This Teen Mom scheduled a vacation to a resort for 2016. Not with her significant other, but her on the side boyfriend she told everyone she was done with. Not Jenelle or Leah.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A- list only because of that name is keeping a secret from his multiple time co-star. Our former A+ lister has had sex with the daughter of the co-star more than once.
This foreign born former B- list mostly television actress from a middling hit almost network reboot that has long since ended is back home for the holidays. But, our actress/wannabe singer has spent the entire time shacking up with a married producer of a television show that is filmed there that she wants to be on.
July 28, 2015
The wedding of this OITNB actress is on hold not for the reasons given but because she is enjoying all the sex with fans that she has been having the past few months. She also managed to hook up with this A+ list mostly movie actress.
Ruby Rose/Angelina Jolie
One quick note. I will be around blogging tomorrow. Probably the weekend schedule of 8-11 Pacific time. What else am I going to do in the morning after Santa stops by for a cold one?
Apparently there is an almost network show that has quite the fan base. A very vocal fan base with two competing sides. Two sides that really dislike each other. Hate would normally be the word I would use but it is the holiday season. Anyway, lets back up and start at the beginning. When this show first began, the writers thought it was definitely going to go in one direction. The problem was that this B- list mostly television actress who is an offspring was thisclose to getting fired because she was so bad. She didn't take it seriously and there was no chemistry between her and the lead. Instead of protesting what could be considered a demotion, she was pretty crafty and has spent the past several years formulating her plan. She has a group of men who work in various fields, whether it be publicity, production or management that have enjoyed her special talents. Not only has she rivaled the lead of the show for most media coverage, but she is set to be launched with her own show. She will be the star. That is what she has always wanted and now the new show will revolve around her.
As part of her wrangling behind the scenes, she wants some power. Producer power. She won't be a showrunner, but she does want to have veto power over the stars who come on to the show. One of the people who won't be making an appearance is the person who "replaced" her in one of the storylines. The two can't stand each other. It is our B lister who has been pushing since last summer to have her killed off so that the star can have a new love interest. Possibly the new cast member coming to the show.
July 29, 2015
Much like her always losing at gambling family member, this A- list singer has lost several hundred thousand dollars gambling. She always makes good for the both of them, but at some point the funds are going to run out.
Lady GaGa
July 29, 2015
What A++ list singer and multiple Grammy winner’s PR team is in panic mode after several people who have worked with the singer confirmed on Twitter that she is indeed a self-centered, bitchy control freak? Don’t worry folks, this is just beginning.
Taylor Swift
July 30, 2015
This former full-time Housewife turned part-timer paid a guy $2500 while she was filming to have sex with her just to juice up her storyline because she wants to return to full-time status.
Porsha Williams
It is not exactly a normal present, but last year about this time, this former B list celebrity who probably does infomercials got her old, permanent A list celebrity/talk show host husband a woman. Not just any woman, but someone who would come in once a week and have sex with the guy. The wife just can't stand to any longer, but doesn't want to leave the guy. The husband didn't care. He would have paid for someone anyway, but not didn't have to do it on the sly.
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who can't seem to make up his mind about the closet was with his current boyfriend when they got a little rough with a guy they hired for a couple of hours. As in, the guy needed to go the hospital. Our actor did pay for it all.
July 31, 2015
This former A list athlete turned reality star/celebrity trainwreck is desperate to to hide his fling with a transgendered woman but at the same time wants it known how much he supports people who are transgendered.
Jose Canseco
This A- list mostly movie actress who everyone loves and everyone loves more when they meet in her person has spent the past few months straightening out her life. It has been a rough couple of years. This week she went to a Ralph's (grocery store) and bought every single gift card they had in their display. It was just a shade under $50K. For the past few days, anyone who recognizes her or talks to her or if she sees someone in need she passes out one of the gift cards.
You have to be less than half his age, and preferably still in your teens for this foreign born B+ list funnyman actor to take an interest in you or drink himself into a stupor before he is unable to perform with said teens. So, don't ever believe any hype about him dating someone age appropriate.
This person epitomizes the D list celebrity and was the mascot of Dlisted for quite some time. She went up a bunch of sizes in her breasts and has been trying to get begging Vivid to give her a sex tape deal, but with no success. At this point, I'm too scared to go near her to ask how she is even earning a living. Probably selling tea or waist trainers on her Instagram.
It apparently didn't shake her up too bad because this porn star who was once of Charlie Sheen's conquests is using his name to advertise her services. I would think that would be a huge turn off to customers but she is busier than she has ever been while still publicly trashing Charlie.
This B+ list mostly television actress on a hit network show is plugging a charity big time this holiday season. First, she is getting paid for it which is ridiculous. Second, she has not even given one dime to the charity so she must not believe in it all that much.
This foreign born, still very much tween singer who scored a number one debut record is supposedly in a relationship with a member of a band created by a now defunct show. He isn't. He just has not come out yet. The thing is, she has not come out yet either. She is in a relationship with another member of the group but their puppet master won't let them come out.
This almost permanent A list musician/producer has been telling people that the main reason his wife left him is because he would not write any more checks to a doctor who he said was more like a television preacher. There was always something new and each thing that was new would cost a ton of money and then quickly be replaced by something much newer and the cycle never ended.
This pint-sized reality star had a breakup of sorts with her frequent co-star and long time bff. Apparently the bff knows the husband of our reality star cheated and that our pint-sized star doesn't care. So, the two got into a huge blowout and our reality star traded her in for another reality star.
Apparently this A+ list songstress was better in bed and provided more women to her boss than this foreign born B+ list singer/wannabe actress. The B+ lister is blaming the A+lister's relationship with the boss of both of them for causing the B+ lister's career to stay in neutral.
This A+ list mostly movie actor is certainly in the holiday season. The actor, who likes to pick up people at his spin classes paid for a year membership for everyone in his regular class. He bought the instructor a new car. Why not a bike?
This aging, you probably forgot he is an Academy Award winner/nominee B- list mostly anything he can get actor with A list name recognition almost got arrested the other day. He refused to let someone drive away in their car because our actor insisted it belonged to him. The police came and got the actor to leave, but if he had not been who he is, he would have been arrested for the way he was arguing with police.
This former actress turned talk show host is cheating on her girlfriend with a worker on the show. I told you that before. Anyway, to keep her secret girlfriend hidden and happy our former actress is trying to land her a reality show. OK, well not trying, but she tells the secret girlfriend she is trying.
October 1, 2015
This is a case where the PR team really needs to be careful. Our favorite foreign born singer/actress had her team talk up her new romance with a former A- list rocker turned live off my money and fame and not get arrested celebrity. Problem is she is also seeing a record executive on many of the same days her PR team says she was with the rocker.
Rita Ora/Travis Barker
It has barely been a month and this actress is in her second blind item. This is not a good sign. The fact that things are leaking about her this early into her career means there will probably be some headline worthy disasters coming from her. Shame really, because most of the time she seems really nice. Sure, if you compare her to an actress from the same country she hates it and will tell you not to bring it up again. Ever. Smile on her face but the eyes show she means it. The nature of her current movie means she probably won't get above B list for a while. She showed some flashes of temper on set but everyone assumed it was the tension and the role that brought it out and no one really made a big deal of it. Some screaming and yelling and throwing of things, but it was all about her "character."
Fast forward to some of the first press interviews she did for the movie. They did not go well. Never really having done that sort of thing, she took things a little too personally and made some comments to reporters and others that were a little too sarcastic and biting. Right at the edge. Behind the scenes of the past month, she has been a nightmare. Screaming at the first sign of something not up to her standards which seem to change by the minute, to literally throwing away into a trash chute in her hotel a designer dress she didn't like because the designer didn't fly halfway around the world to present it to her in person. She wore an off the rack dress a studio PR person found with about 45 minutes to spare before the car took her to a premiere. The studio PR people have been cycling through all the cast in the movie but no one wants to have their turn with her. Things need to change quickly if she wants to work outside this franchise.
October 5, 2015
This female celebrity chef is now divorced and free to play the field after years of cheating. Her new boyfriend called her a little overweight a few months back. Not so good for the chef who has always had body issues. She is fast becoming someone who is fighting Giuliana for the skinniest celebrity.
Giada
October 5, 2015
This former (thank goodness) B list mostly television actress turned reality star didn’t stop hooking up with her former co-star even when he was in a relationship that led to a baby. They both love to cheat.
Tori Spelling/Brian Austin Green/Vanessa Marcil
October 9, 2015
This A- list mostly movie actress who is known for her big television/movie role got yet another breast enlargement. After years of being one size, she has now jumped multiple sizes over the past year. She told a friend it was just a lift, but got carried away and then wanted a little more.
Sarah Jessica Parker
That excellent actress turned singer who I wrote about earlier this week has apparently been corrupted by this former tweener turned part-time singer/full-time drug user. Drugs are not what she needs right now but she has not stopped partying with him since they started.
This A- list singer from a group that was just about A+ list at one time and has probably slipped to B over time told his significant other that he had to meet with a producer. Considering the significant other had just gone through a major life event and the producer was actually the woman the singer has been sleeping with the past three months, he perhaps should have stayed at home.
October 12, 2015
I guess because she is selling something, this former A list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show that was based on a movie who has only had misses since then was signing autographs. You won’t ever get a photo with her, but she was, for once signing autographs. That didn’t last long because she got into a verbal argument with a guy who wanted her to sign a cast photo from the show which made her famous. She refused and then he said something and she said something and she told everyone she was finished after signing two. The thing is, I would not put it past her to have used the person as a stooge just to make it look like she was wronged.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
The husband of this west coast Housewife who has kept his infidelities fairly well hidden after being busted a couple of years ago got busted again. This time though, it was by his wife. She won't leave him though. Not a chance. She just doesn't want to know about the other woman.
At a couple of separate events last week, this B- list mostly movie actress who has had a quiet year or so just working but not promoting anything after her crazy marriage is having some issues of her own. The actress, was chain smoking and shaking and doing her best Taryn Manning impression on how to look wasted out of your mind. At both events, people tried to steer clear of her as best they could. Usually she keeps this kind of thing behind closed doors.
This married aging permanent A list rock star who really has not had a big hit in decades does the botox thing so many of his peers do to look young, but to make himself look less waxy he gets spray tanned daily. Guess he likes the bronzed look, or hooking up with the woman who sprays him.
Not anything wrong with this at all, but decided to make it a blind to make it more interesting. This married foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and married to a permanent A lister was spotted outside an event with this A-/B+ list rocker smoking a couple of joints while the permanent A lister was in his seat at the event.
This scary thin A list host has her part-time employers over a barrel, but they will not soon forget. Apparently the host had a list of demands that she sprung on the network at the last minute, including a bunch of payments to friends and family who are going to "consult" for her. The demands were crazy but there is not time to find a replacement so, for now, they caved. They won't next time.
The feud between this A list celebrity/host/mogul/ and this barely relevant any longer B- list part-time reality star traces back to the days prior to the B- lister becoming a reality star. Apparently our A lister was hosting a party and the B- lister called it boring and started loudly suggesting that anyone who wanted to have fun should join the B- lister in the bathroom for some coke to liven things up.
I will tell you upfront that this person is one of my favorite people in the world so I am a little biased when it comes to this kindness blind. Just because she is one of my favorite people does not mean I have seen every installment of the franchise she was in. I guess she is a B- list actress. She is better than the franchise. If you watched that hit cable show in its last season, she rocked a guest starring role. Anyway. This is about a movie she did with another actress from that cable show. One of the actors in the movie has cancer. The actor did not have enough credits or income to get the good SAG/AFTRA insurance so our actress called in a bunch of favors and got the guy cast in ten projects over the course of about three weeks so he could qualify for the best level of insurance. A small thing, but very nice.
This former A list singer in a group that couldn't sing is so desperate to keep her reality job that she had sex with two different men in one night at the direction of her boss who she has also slept with. Things were so much easier for her when she was bearding.
You would be wrong if you never thought this former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort never offered a rate which includes a family member.
Four different pharmacies this week is the count from one pap about this former A list singer turned reality star turned actress turned still has A list name recognition. That prescription pill addiction is out of control.
October 12, 2015
In a hookup no one probably could have seen coming, this singer with a boyfriend she doesn’t have sex with hooked up with this former A list mostly television actor from a hit network show who has moved on to movies. The two were in town at the same time and one thing led to another.
Ciara/Russell Wilson/Patrick Dempsey
This former A list model is trying to transform herself into an actress. Has it been successful? Well, it has not been Cindy Crawford awful. Our model definitely has a unique look which keeps her from doing most runway stuff and knows she needs to find another gig so she chose acting. She has always been giving and in the past has found homes for an entire no kill shelter that could not pay its bills any longer. She literally called every person in her phone asking them to take a pet and she managed to find homes for 40 pets. She should have made a kindness blind for that, but I didn't hear about it until I also heard about this item. Apparently the daughter of the owner of that no kill shelter was supposed to study abroad this semester but because of the financial issues of her parents that was put on hold until our model/actress stepped in and paid for the whole trip. Our actress/model also flew the parents over to Europe to spend time with their daughter during the semester.
October 12, 2015
Despite her preference to date men who will pay her for the pleasure, this southeast Housewife wants fame just as badly and to keep herself on the show, so she she hooked up with a family member of another Housewife.
Porsha Williams
October 13, 2015
He might not be able to watch porn where he is staying, but this former reality star from a very popular reality show turned hated celebrity is still cheating on his wife. Apparently the two have been hooking up for almost the past month. The woman he has been hooking up with told people close to her that he wants to marry her. Well, that is what he told her which she passed along. She may be right because his wife has spoken to a lawyer within the past week.
Josh Duggar
October 15, 2015
Been awhile since there was a good family feud. These two sisters are both actresses. Mostly movie. The older sister used to be the big star, but her career is starting to fade into indies while her younger sister is rocketing towards A list. Apparently the two barely speak to each other any longer because of the jealousy of the older sister.
Rooney and Kate Mara
This B- list mostly movie actress who is only hanging on to B- list because of the franchise she was in is working steadily, but nothing that will do anything but pay the bills. She still thinks she is a star though and despite her young age spent a ton of money a couple of months ago on some work to her face which she thought would make her look younger. I mean, I guess it does, but she looks like a robot now and looks in pain when she smiles.
This foreign born former A- list mostly movie actress from a franchise no longer in existence is making her co-stars angry and they have barely started shooting this blockbuster kind of a remake movie which could extend her career. She doesn't like any of her actor co-stars and refuses to record with any of them so does it alone which makes the actors have to work two or three times as many hours as they would have to if she would show up when they were there.
October 18, 2015
This foreign born married couple which consists of An A- list mostly movie actor and A- list mostly movie actress hooked up with another woman in a backstage dressing room at a concert last week. Everyone was wasted. Hey, usually the guy cheats, so this was way better.
Javier Bardem/Penelope Cruz
You kind of forget that this disliked former A list mostly television actress who has been in multiple network and reality shows has kids. Then, you see her daughter starring in a porn and you wonder what that conversation was like at home.
For all you fans of that foreign A list boy band, I wouldn't worry about that actress hanging out with the guy you like. She will be on the yacht circuit this summer unless she manages to get pregnant. I don't usually write about people at her level on the list but she is one of the more thirsty actresses of the past couple of years when it comes to wanting fame.
Never let it be said that an A list mostly movie actor who spends time at A+ list is not willing to appear on a program he hates, stoned out of his mind. His celebrity kids probably love him for it.
This B list mostly television actress who was in a hit pay cable show and is an Academy Award winner/nominee broke down in tears at a restaurant when her tool of an actor husband told her she needed to lose some weight if she wanted him to still be interested in her.
This B- list mostly television actor who stars on an almost television show you can only get if you have a certain provider is cheating on his actress/singer wife with a co-star and one of her best friends.
This A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been closing his eyes to the fact that he has been hooking up with a 17 year old he was introduced to in a threesome with his former girlfriend.
This A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family had a penis pump in his checked suitcase. A TSA officer discovered it when doing random checks of bags on the flight. Very much against the rules, the officer took a photo of the bag tag with the item in it.
This actress celebrity offspring who has made a name on her own almost as great as her parental unit discovered Adderall a few months ago when she was trying to lose some weight for a big life event. She has not stopped though and size zero clothes on her are falling off. Someone needs to say something.
This basically blackballed former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee supposedly has a girlfriend but the college student he was hitting on while enjoying a drink or six would beg to differ. They did go back to his place together.
This A list rapper finally cracked and threw her phone against a wall. Her boyfriend would not stop texting and calling every five minutes to see what she was doing. The guy is really insecure and jealous and she was just tired of it while out of town performing. Not to say that he doesn't have a reason to be a little jealous. She was being awfully chummy with someone.
October 19, 2015
This former part-time reality star who probably has B list name recognition among tabloid readers gave up a friendship to another reality star/celebrity and a chance at a full time reality gig to hook up with this rapper. Apparently she was not to his liking because he is already hooking up with someone else.
Blac Chyna/Amber Rose/Future
This foreign born singer was popular back in the day. A list at one point. It was brief, but she was definitely A list. She managed to keep up her career for almost a decade and made a lot of money. The thing is though a lot of that money was funny money. Sure, she sold a lot of records. A whole lot. She also toured. A lot. The problem is there was a three year period where she was making no money but sinking a ton into a new record which crashed and burned by the way. So, she has all these huge expenses but not much money coming in. Plus, the money she had coming in she was forced to split with a bunch of different entities. So, bring in the personal performances. The $50K for an office party or a birthday party. Then one day someone offered $100K for a private performance and that performance had our married singer spending the night. The next thing you know she was rolling in dough. $100K here and there at least a couple of times a month. She would sing a few songs and then spend a few hours or night with the host. Things were great until people started talking about one of her performances and the massive amount of money she received. To keep everyone from asking too many questions, she cut everything off. She got that thing out of the media super quickly and since then has been scared to death to ever do the private performance thing. This has caused her to really lower her standard of living. Hopefully she can get a judging gig somewhere.
October 19, 2015
This actor is B+ list. He has a franchise and was in one of those book to movie tear jerkers. He also can’t seem to hold his booze. Our actor was wasted at an event and stumbling down steps and over people and was basically forced to even crawl at one point.
Ansel Elgort
November 21, 2015
It is pretty telling that this foreign born B+ list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show has a movie in which he is starring that is scheduled to shoot at the same time as the next season of the show would film. I guess he is getting killed off.
Rupert Friend
October 20, 2015
Yes, that was this B list mostly movie actress now that her hit cable show has gone off the air passed out in the grass with her dress hiked up to her waist this past weekend. She blamed it on the heat and not eating enough. Everyone else blamed it on the booze.
January Jones
This former A-/B+ list solo boy bander is all ticked off at his now ex. The ex had a change of heart and decided not to split up their family. Spouse and kid, but the former boy bander went off on them anyway.
This Instagram model turned brand new cable reality star of the C+/B- list variety is tired of trading her body for appearance fees and promotional opportunities so has found a few other women to do that for her. Sometimes she gives them a tiny percentage of what she makes but most of the time she tells them it is part of making your mark on the town and that is how she got to where she is.
October 21, 2015
For once, this married A+ list rapper/mogul can say he is not having sex with this A+ list singer. They have not done the dirty in awhile. The woman that is causing all the drama in his house right now is a woman he met while vacationing with this wife early this summer. Our rapper does have a soft spot for the French models and he is really going all out with this one.
Jay-Z/Rihanna
The last time she kept injuring herself so frequently, this foreign born B list celebrity offspring ended up going to rehab. She needs it even worse this time.
Look for this Teen Mom to take a trip overseas in the near future. No, not for sex with men, but to a plastic surgeon who is willing to perform a couple of procedures on her daughter. Doctors in the US are all horrified at the idea.
This B list actor looked pained as he watched his former A+ list singer turned A- lister/part-time actress girlfriend try and get an entire restaurant to notice her. Whether it was the constant restroom walks or the over the top of hugs and screams when she saw someone she knew, it was all too much. Her boyfriend just sat with his head down most of the time and looked like it would all go away.
What better way to make everything look like something it isn't. The "offspring" of this A list mogul/wannabe rapper is being used as cover for multiple people. He is pretending to date an A list reality star while actually sleeping with the reality star's possible future stepfather.
She might have better luck selling her pitch if she didn't insist on playing herself. This former A list singer turned reality star who did act (horribly) in some movies before turning into a businessperson wants to be a star in front of the cameras. Apparently a clip of a scene she stars in to help sell it is awful.
Apparently this no money having B list rapper is willing to risk everything, including his freedom for a mid-teen replacement of his A list reality star girlfriend.
October 26, 2015
Don’t believe the hype this former tweener singer turned bad actress turned singer is spinning. She does have a drug and booze problem and no one is bothering to followup on any of her spinning.
Selena Gomez
October 27, 2015
This late night talk show host is taking his feud with this great daytime talk show host to a new level by encouraging his guests to never go on her show. He already forbids his contracted employees from going on her show.
Andy Cohen/Wendy Williams
October 27, 2015
This permanent A list singer hates this former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/part-time actress so much that she had a blow up doll made with the singer’s likeness on it. Our permanent A lister encourages her crew and dancers to punch it as often as they like.
Madonna/Lady GaGa
October 28, 2015
This married former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show no longer on the air has had a big year life wise, but is barely working. She is struggling to find work or even get back on the show giving her a tiny paycheck because the producer she was sleeping with has moved on to someone else.
Naya Rivera
When this former standup comedian turned television actor turned back into stand up comic hooks up with waitresses in Vegas he treats them like crap. Many a time he has not even let them put on their clothes after sex and sends them out in the hall wearing nothing. He treats all his hookers way better.
Showing you how desperate for fame some of the Teen Mom hangers on are, this Teen Mom had sex with the long time boyfriend of her supposed best friend. The best friend ended up breaking up with the guy, but wanted so desperately to remain on the show that she gave the Teen Mom a pass.
His rap name sounds like someone you would never bring home to meet the parents. He has had a couple of gold singles and a platinum in there too, but always as a guest. His successes without others have been limited. Oh, except for the arrests. He has done well there with a couple in the past year. Anyway, he is being investigated for child molestation and child porn.
She has not matched Iggy Azalea for number of procedures, but this former A+ list singer turned falling by the minute maybe needs rehab again has spent a ton of money the past few months getting extensive work done t her face and chin and nose and doing it all in secret locations. She is paying for the trips and the procedures and also for family members to join in. Not the way I would be spending my dwindling bank account.
October 28, 2015
This foreign born former A list singer in a group in her country is now a permanent reality judge. She also likes to marry. Anyway, she keeps a lock on her reality show paychecks by trash talking any singers who she thinks of as a threat. She always does it privately, but will even take it public through stories leaked to tabloids to make the other singers look bad.
Cheryl Fernandez-Versini
October 28, 2015
This foreign born one hit wonder has not had a hit for almost a decade. He lives off one off shows or guest reality spots, and the largesse of his wife, who is really rich. So, you would think then, that when he was out of town on business he would not be hooking up with random women.
James Blunt
October 28, 2015
This east coast Real Housewife couple have a loan coming due and don’t have the money to pay it off. They were supposed to use the money for one thing but have been using it to look rich. They did the same thing back in the day and got away with it. Not enough money coming in this time.
Joe and Melissa Gorga
October 29, 2015
This A list country singer owns a line of booze. His PR team sent me an e-mail. They wanted me to write a kindness blind about him because the company is doing one of this Honda random acts of kindness things. They even sent me links to videos. That is not what kindness blinds are about. They are about acts where celebrities don’t seek out attention for their actions.
Kenny Chesney
October 29, 2015
It is hilarious that all this attention is being paid to the engagement of these two celebrities. The guy in the relationship, who used to be A+ list cheats, literally every time his soon to be wife is out of town.
Derek Jeter/Hannah Davis
October 31, 2015
This permanent A list mostly movie actor, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is doing a little bit of a different acting kind of thing. He also is getting serviced by a woman every afternoon right after lunch. His girlfriend probably doesn’t care at this point. His co-stars do though because he is already taking this thing way too lightly and its going to be a disaster.
Al Pacino
October 31, 2015
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who is taking a run through pay cable was out of the country and cheating on his B list celebrity/actress/comedienne girlfriend.
Michael Sheen/Sarah Silverman
September 1, 2015
This former A list mostly movie actress must really miss being in the public eye. Either that or her celebrity husband is trying to distract from the impending explosion in the relationship of another family member. There is no way that the former A lister is pregnant, despite any reports to the contrary.
Cameron Diaz/Benji Madden
I guess this foreign born D list mostly movie actress/part-time model/full time horrible person was not getting the attention she wanted in the tabloids. So, she told her action star boyfriend that she wanted photos of them canoodling for the tabloids. It was ridiculous how staged the whole thing was. Even the valet guys were laughing, especially when the D lister kept saying one more and would move into her boyfriend while also turning her head to look at the pap.
Considering the name of the show, you would think most of the people working on this network show struggling to survive would be happy to be working there. Not the case. Everyone is miserable and doesn't care about the history of the show, at this point, they are just in it for the paycheck.
This A- list celebrity/wannabe rap singer/possible killer/mogul didn't give his ex even one cent when she left. All those years and she has nothing to show for it except being a doormat. Meanwhile, he texted her a photo of him giving a $100K car to his baby mama because she knows how he likes the game to be played.
This former A list boy bander who is now a grown man still playing in that boy band that won't quit until the actor gets too big for his britches gets drunk and finds random guys to try and hook up with even when his partner is around.
September 1, 2015
This married B- list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition and a lucrative side gig has been hounding this A+ list celebrity couple who would be A+ list in every country in the world. Our actress wants to do business with the couple but they can’t stand her. Our actress basically changed her entire schedule just to try and run into them.
Jessica Alba/David and Victoria Beckham
September 1, 2015
This celebrity offspring/hopefully one hit wonder made his girlfriend sit in a hot car for almost two hours because he had a meeting and didn’t want her to come because it would make a bad impression but also wouldn’t let her go somewhere because he didn’t want to be kept waiting for her when his meeting was over. Tool.
Robin Thicke
September 1, 2015
This former A+ lister turned A list singer has apparently asked her sister to be a surrogate. Our singer wants kids, but does not want to take the time to be pregnant herself.
Katy Perry
September 2, 2015
This B list mostly television actor has not done much since his long long running network hit show ended last year. Apparently he is not the easiest person to work with and got into numerous arguments on an almost daily basis with the cast and director of his latest project so walked out on the entire production.
Josh Radnor
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress now lives overseas and is finally becoming a footnote in acting history. How does she spend her spare time? Commenting on photos of herself published in The Daily Mail under the name Starlet_Scarlett
This former model turned wannabe reality star after her high profile marriage ended has made some fairly controversial statements as of late. Proving again how thirsty she is, she arranged for a play date 45 minutes from her house just because she knew there would be paps stationed at the place she chose guaranteeing her maximum coverage without having to pay for it.
This B+ list actress offspring of a permanent A list actor turned director turned narrator made a point of visiting every single child patient in several hospitals over the past month. Every single child. One on one time and gave each of them a tablet loaded with games and apps and of course her latest hit movie. She paid for everything. It had to be close to $100K.
This B list singer/actress on a middling hit cable show says that one of her exes hit her when he found her in bed with another woman.
September 2, 2015
Usually it is this A list now mostly movie actor who is doing the yelling and berating at his wife. The other night it was her yelling at him about the junk food he was eating and that he looked fat.
Hilaria Baldwin/Alec Baldwin
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I guess I don't blame her. She has been living his life for a lot of years now. I can't even imagine how many millions of dollars she has spent on her husband to get him out of gambling debts and debts involving his relationships with other women. She says the right things publicly, but privately, there will probably be books written about her relationship that will be a complete 180 of the public perception. The problem is those books are a long way down the road. She has a team that is world class at keeping 95% of the bad stuff out of the press. Ironclad non disclosure agreements and the ruthless enforcement of them makes it very hard to learn anything about what goes on inside the home of this foreign born permanent A list singer. One thing that has leaked is that our singer has, for several years had a relationship with a person who shares her bed. The person travels with her and is there with her 24/7. Within the confines of the house or hotel room on the road they have had a passionate love affair that both seem to love. Apparently it is the one steady in her life. The one thing that gets her through each day that are usually not that great. It will be interesting to see how this plays out in the future. How it plays out when it would not ruffle any feathers or throw an opinion out to the world that is contrary to what the world sees now.
September 2, 2015
This long long time reality star loves being on television. The rest of her family? Not so much. She doesn’t care though. Anyway, she is pitching another season of her show which would follow her as she gets ready to be married and married. The one big problem is that her boyfriend has not even asked her and has no plans to. Maybe she thinks she can convince him or something or fake it.
Kate Gosselin (Instead, he dumped her)
September 2, 2015
This Housewife probably should be careful with who she ticks off. The person ticked off is about to release a list of all the married men the Housewife has slept with over the past year.
Cynthia Bailey will spill about Porsha Williams
September 3, 2015
This A+ list singer almost got arrested the other day while flying. She refused to get off her cell phone before taking off. She finally did but then called the flight attendant b**ch throughout the flight and called her that to her face and when told to stop refused. She was just an overall pain. It was only when the co-pilot came out and warned her that the singer got better.
Rihanna
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress who makes her acting money in a really crap television franchise was left behind in a foreign country because she just wanted to stay in her cabin the entire time drinking and doing drugs and not earning the money for the activities for which she was being paid.
This married actress is B list and has become a staple of almost television. Her latest effort is meh, much like the rest of her career. She does get work though. She also makes sure she gets her fair share of any coke at a party or at work or anywhere else she can. It is her favorite way to stay thin.
September 3, 2015
The significant other of this A list mostly television actress from a hit network show says when they first started dating that she made him delete every number from his phone other than his family that was a woman.
Kaley Cuoco
This B+ list musician/celebrity who used to have much higher name recognition appears to be 0 for 2 in relationships with women who also have his children. The musician was spotted making out with a woman who is not his significant other.
This still in her teens very good actress/singer is hooking up with a married executive of a huge radio conglomerate. Probably why she is being heavily promoted at the expense of other larger music names.
Daytime is not the best time to get coherency from this former A+ list singer turned A- lister. She was mumbling and stumbling and seemed like she was struggling to stay upright at a big recent daytime event.
This B+ list mostly television actor has had two big cable hits back to back. He is also cheating on his husband with just about any rando that he finds attractive.
This former A list singer from a permanent A list group who is B/B- by herself at this point and only that high because of her name is married. While trying on clothes though, she and another woman were all over each other and were not quiet showing their affection.
Look for stories to start leaking about their relationship if our favorite foreign born now B list singer/wannabe actress does not get the release from her contract signed with the company of this A+ list rapper/mogul.
This former A+ list rapper turned A- list rapper/side show celebrity was in one of his moods when he refused to speak to a flight attendant on a recent flight. He said he would only speak to the head flight attendant and wanted the head flight attendant to personally serve him.
This B- list offspring of a former A list celebrity who deserves to probably be a permanent A lister based on the impact to the world of what he did. Entertainment speaking. He didn't invent a vaccine or anything. Anyway, his offspring who also did reality has been in a feud which I have documented here before. It turns out though she ended up sleeping with the husband of the person with whom she is having a feud. Just a one time thing but she wanted the wife to know it. And the wife does know it.
Apparently this billionaire has moved on and is spreading his love and money on this A list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee and probably not likely to make him wait four to five hours when he wants to go to dinner.
It was all love and peaches and unicorns at first for this A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee from an acting family and his foreign born now B list mostly movie actress co-star. They just had nothing but kind words to say to each other. Now? Not so much. He wanted t sleep with her. She said no. He wanted to do drugs and party with her. She said no. They really dislike each other now.
September 3, 2015
He has really turned into a dirty old man. The 200 year old former A list mostly movie actor father of an A+ lister had his hand up his girlfriend’s skirt most of dinner the other night even while he was eating. They were seated in such a way that about ten percent of the place could see them and this was not on the thigh either.
Jon Voight
This director is foreign born. He has directed some good things, but for the most part it has all been television. Good television. There is not one three camera sitcom in his credits. I don't think. I don't know every foreign show he has directed. Anyway. Not the point. The point is that I like the guy. He also has a foreign born B+ list mostly television actress significant other from a hit pay cable show. Apparently on one of the shows he directed, she stopped by the set. Nice of her. The thing is, it ultimately led to him getting kicked off the show. Not so much kicked off as never invited back after that episode where she showed up to watch. The star of that particular show is a B+/A- list mostly television actor who has done some decent movies and likes to get his own way. What he really wanted was a chance at the actress girlfriend. He hit on her hard. Every second practically she was there. He also talked down to her director boyfriend the entire time. Basically he was a complete and utter a-hole. He thought the actress would find him more attractive than the director and was shocked she didn't want to hook up with him while her boyfriend was setting up a shot. So, at the end of the day, our actor had some drugs put in the trailer of the director. He then had an assistant take a photo of the drugs. Our actor then called one of the producers of the show and said that a tabloid has just contacted him about some photos of drugs on the set. No tabloid called or even knew. Our actor forwarded the photo and the next thing you know the director was gone. Our actor then waited a couple of days and called up the actress girlfriend and said he was available and employed if she ever wanted to hook up. Slimy.
September 4, 2015
This A list rapper is not above picking up a few extra dollars by spending some time with men for cash and gifts. It would take her several weeks of touring to make as much as she will make from a few nights of partying with men in this foreign country.
Nicki Minaj
September 4, 2015
This A- list rapper whose name is horribly misspelled is cheating on his most recent baby mama and not being very discreet about it either.
Fabolous
September 4, 2015
This B+ list mostly movie actress now that her hit cable show has ended was drunk at an event last week and drinking a beer. That somehow led to her telling relative strangers about the things she has done with beer bottles in the past and it was definitely R rated.
January Jones
This is some sweet revenge. Not only is this A list country singer showing off her new look, but she is also forming a new musical group. It consists of two other women who were two of the many women hit on by her now ex husband during their marriage. The album is going to consist of songs based on the experience many women had with the ex-husband.
This Carl's Jr model got into a huge screaming match with this former A- list mostly television actress turned celebrity/mostly behind the scenes person. The Carl's Jr model apparently did what she does best and slept with the boyfriend of the former A- lister while on a visit to his country.
September 4, 2015
This former B list tweener actress from a very hit tween show that existed before there was the term tween turned basically a one off movie actress is still somehow a B lister. It is because of that show. Anyway, she felt when she went shopping the other day that she should get all her stuff for free and threw a major fit when they would not even give her a discount. She walked out without getting anything.
Elizabeth Berkley
I'm guessing you are not supposed to mix real medically prescribed drugs for your very severe illness with cocaine but that is just what this former A-list mostly television actress did. She has not worked much since her second hit show went off the air, but apparently can still find the money for some coke.
It didn't take much of an opening for this couple to hook up again. He is foreign born and married. Works in television and has a franchise. A- list. She? Well, she is A-/B+ leaning more towards A- beginning next month. Mostly television. Currently not married. The two can not get enough of each other. His wife was back at home and he met up with his former co-star and went back to her place after an event she attended.
She (A list mostly television actress) calls it having a new boyfriend. This foreign born B list mostly television actor from a hit almost network show does not quite see it the same way. He says that she wants them to move in together after going out twice. That is not going to happen. In his last big television break he rotated through four or five of his co-stars. There will be no moving in.
This former A- list reality star from multiple reality shows involving the same base has moved from pot to heroin and is mixing it with booze and other drugs. If he made money, the reality star would probably be forced into rehab. Instead, he will probably die.
