Monday, December 21, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #4

October 19, 2015

This actor is B+ list. He has a franchise and was in one of those book to movie tear jerkers. He also can’t seem to hold his booze. Our actor was wasted at an event and stumbling down steps and over people and was basically forced to even crawl at one point.

Ansel Elgort

Posted by ent lawyer at 1:40 AM

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11 comments:

  1. sandybrook1:43 AM

    Give him time, he just turned 21 this year and has a lot of catching up to do.

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  2. Ibebackyo1:47 AM

    Learning to drink alcohol training wheels

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  3. TopperMadison1:50 AM

    B+??? No friggin' way.

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  4. Me2:01 AM

    Maybe he need a book like: Boozing for Dummies: How to drink like a fish.

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  5. Kno Won Uno2:03 AM

    + all the pluses

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  6. lila fowler5:15 AM

    Sounds like a made-up name.

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  7. Unemployable6:26 AM

    That book is a rip-off. I read it cover to cover and it did me no good at all. The author promised it would make me Senator from Massachusetts!

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  8. Snarknado9:55 AM

    Steve Harvey read it and now he's the most famous man in the entire Universe!

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  9. Snarknado9:56 AM

    Unlike any of the above....

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  10. French girl10:18 AM

    He is Arthur Elgort's son,the fashion photographer

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  11. Unemployable12:04 PM

    Ha! He's been demoted from comedian to punchline. (And you, my friend, have been promoted to comedian.)

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