Blind Items Revealed #3
September 24, 2015
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress was crazy wasted and wandering through her hotel screaming for a bathroom. When someone pointed it out, she ended up going in the men’s room and causing a scene in there.
Sienna Miller
How many guys did she do?
ReplyDeleteUgh, I can't with this "foreign born". For the hundredth time - Sienna was born in NYC.
ReplyDeleteSo what was the scene? Blew one guy while tugging 2 others at the same time?
ReplyDeleteThe men there were afraid that she would see their dicks?
ReplyDeleteEach of us has a thing (or several) that Enty does that makes us batshit.
ReplyDeleteMine is the "triple-threat" crap when Enty means "acting, different venue acting, and yet another venue acting" .
If this person went to law school, I'm Kate Middleton.
What was the scene she created?
ReplyDeleteDid she use the urinal instead of the stall?
Not wash her hands afterward?
Urinated and then didn't wipe?
Was the "scene" from Macbeth? Hamlet? American Sniper?
:)
I even kinda got used to his poor articulation skills and his complete lack of punctuation, but come the fuck on - how vain must one be to not acknowledge his mistakes?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she pulled a JLaw. ;)
ReplyDeleteAt least she did it in a bathroom. Not in one of the hotels corridors or something.
ReplyDelete@sandybrook
ReplyDeletedepends on how crowded the bathroom was ;)
"Out, damned spot! out, I say!"
ReplyDeleteNaked wAsted
ReplyDelete...is no way to go through life, son.
ReplyDeleteGood. There is absolutely no point to a sober, sane, fidelity-believing Sienna Miller. We rely on her to bring the trainwreck.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't she have a baby? Time to get your shit together.
ReplyDeleteAnd how many of them were married. She doesn't seem to like single guys.
ReplyDelete@Kate Middleton: My guess is that Enty is indeed a lawyer. They usually rely pretty heavily on their paralegals for things like spelling, punctuation, grammar, clean urine for client's drug tests and for being their on-call designated driver.
ReplyDeleteSienna Miller: (Charging into men's room) "Don't worry, boys. If you're married, then chances are Ive already seen your willy!"
ReplyDelete@Molly yes Sienna was born in NY but she's acted the most in the UK
ReplyDeleteUnemployable, you are too smart to be employed
ReplyDeleteHow'd they get *through* law school, though? There's so much common-knowledge information missing from the brain of this person that it's tough to believe it's actually an adult.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I keep trying to explain to my parole officer!
ReplyDeleteE probably relies on a staff: young niece, housekeeper with english as a second language, someone who skims the Daily Mail website while eating breakfast in West Hollywood....
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