Thursday, December 31, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #1

July 17, 2015

This A+ list mostly movie actor broke the desk in his office having sex with a woman this week. Guess wearing a ring does not actually mean the marriage is back on.

Ben Affleck

21 comments:

  1. Must have been one of those Chinese made cheap press board desks!
    Most well made desks can handle the weight of two people.

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  2. Tricia1312:22 AM

    Now how would y know that David::)*wink wink

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  3. nasty baby12:22 AM

    the office is the only place to get away from minivan-incarnates like jennifer garner

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  4. sandybrook1:32 AM

    Time for a diet Ben

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  5. Tapioca1:36 AM

    it was a children desk or Benny is really a fat ass XD

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  6. mariaj2:06 AM

    Geez, i was already thinking that, yes, Affleck was a dou*****g, but, ehi, here is a reason why somehow i liked him, at least til the botox AND the tattoo, the reason is cause is a champion in bed, see, he broke a desk, but you have to come here and crush my illusions, no, the desk was Ikea, OR he was really fat.

    I hate all of you. :)

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  7. texasrose2:06 AM

    Broke a desk? Was he banging Rebel Wilson?

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  8. Malibuborebee3:49 AM

    Maybe he's more energetic than he looks.

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  9. Honeybunny4:49 AM

    He had to be doing some serious humping for that to happen. I ain't mad at them.

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  10. And now let's play blame the victim.

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  11. Malibuborebee6:04 AM

    What victim?

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  12. killer abs 2 minutes6:32 AM

    @malibuborebee

    +100000

    @H2O

    found another minivan

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  13. killer abs 2 minutes6:33 AM

    @tapioca

    gotta admit...it definitely looks like he's put on 'breakup weight' and his face looks a bit waxy (botox)

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  14. Unemployable6:47 AM

    Holy chubbychaser, Batman! It seems the combined weight of you and your THOT is exceeding the maximum load of your authentic Chinese pressboard desk!

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  15. Cinabun8:03 AM

    Jennifer G is NOT a saint, Ben just makes it waaaay too easy for her to look like one. She tried to trap him. It worked. For a while. She scares me. He's just an alkie & gambling coco nut.

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  16. Mrs.K2:37 PM

    At least Rebel Wilson has x10 more personality than his own stepford wife.

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  17. Mrs.K2:38 PM

    Exactly. She was chasing Ben hard whilst being married to Scott Foley.

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  18. Christine9:02 PM

    I'm confused... what does press board have to do with the Chinese? IKEA is Swedish....

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  19. Christine9:02 PM

    I know bc I go there to eat the Swedish meatballs and cheap food.

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  20. ::)*wink wink right back at you, Tricia13!
    I didn't think of that.
    LOL!

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