Blind Item #7
You have to be less than half his age, and preferably still in your teens for this foreign born B+ list funnyman actor to take an interest in you or drink himself into a stupor before he is unable to perform with said teens. So, don't ever believe any hype about him dating someone age appropriate.
Russel Brand
ReplyDeleteI read this as Jim Carrey
ReplyDeletewill arnett
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2015/12/23/courteney-cox-will-arnett-dating/
+1-- ugh..& he crept me out BEFORE this new lil' ditty.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to believe that Amy Poehler ever put up with his sleazy ass.
ReplyDeleteHasn't he been sober for awhile though?
ReplyDeleteI don't want to live in a world where its considered inappropriate for middle-aged men to drink like fish and then fail to sexually satisfy teenage girls.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to live in a world where it' considered inappropriate for middle-aged women to drink like fish and then fail to have a teenage boy satisfy them. Isn't it funny how changing genders in this makes it even more disgusting. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd how hard is it to 'satisfy' a teenage girl? Is that why they're w/ jailbait??? Heehee
ReplyDeleteNot disgusting at all imo, Ms. Bun. The human sexual union can be a beautiful experience provided that the parties involved are sufficiently drunk, and the proper non-disclosure contracts are agreed to, reviewed by an attorney, notorized and witnessed by an objective third party.
ReplyDeleteSober's better. :)
ReplyDeleteI guess I just have old fashions notions about romance.
ReplyDeleteSo did I
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