Apparently this foreign born A list reality star/mogul has become really lazy when cheating on his significant other. He doesn't even bother to have sex any longer. It is all about being orally serviced while he e-mails and texts on his phone.
Is not he and Laura on vacation in Barbados? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3376351/Simon-Cowell-shows-sunburn-heads-beach-Barbados-beautiful-girlfriend-Lauren-Silverman.html
Still Enty?, How many fake 'cowell is so 'HETEROSEXUAL' blinds do we need before we understand we are dealing with a quid pro quo where they give you blinds in order to keep Simon's sexuality a secret?
He's not gay just because you insist that he is. He does not ping at all and certainly gives off a skeevy vibe around women. I'm gonna need a LOT more proof than your say-so.
Simon Xowell/Laura Silverman
ReplyDeleteUgh
*Cowell...lol- the X was in homage to his X factor genius , of course::)
ReplyDeleteIs not he and Laura on vacation in Barbados? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3376351/Simon-Cowell-shows-sunburn-heads-beach-Barbados-beautiful-girlfriend-Lauren-Silverman.html
ReplyDeleteclearly Cowell but Laura's probably psyched--it's a win-win for her.
ReplyDeleteSome folks consider oral sex to be sex. Poor sheltered Enty might have taken Bill Clinton's SexEd class.
ReplyDeleteOf course it's sex and it's the laziest, most selfish sex possible on Simon's part. He sits there, reads email, gets blown, gets off.
ReplyDeleteThey guy blowing him gets nothing but cash. It's not surprising, really.
SC: "Ugh, sex is such a chore. Look Dear, be a lamb and go screw the gardener and just call out my name a few times, will you? That's a good girl.
ReplyDeleteStill Enty?, How many fake 'cowell is so 'HETEROSEXUAL' blinds do we need before we understand we are dealing with a quid pro quo where they give you blinds in order to keep Simon's sexuality a secret?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wondering why isn't oral sex SEX? Maybe Bill wrote this one?
ReplyDeleteIm sorry, but this is another plant. ENTY WHY ARE YOU DOING SO MANY HETERO BLINDS ABOUT GAY PEOPLE?
ReplyDeleteSimon Cowell is gay.
and dicaprio the other day....wtf is going on
ReplyDeleteSimon's gay?
ReplyDeleteThat's some lazy "getting off" for sure but I had no idea he was gay.
ReplyDeleteplease don't ruin Leo for me
ReplyDeleteI want to keep imagining I might have a chance with him in the distant future
If they'll cheat with u they'll cheat on u and u loose him they way u got him comes to mind!
ReplyDeleteHe's not gay just because you insist that he is. He does not ping at all and certainly gives off a skeevy vibe around women. I'm gonna need a LOT more proof than your say-so.
ReplyDeleteWho say the blower was a chick
ReplyDeleteBlower could have a dick, manny