Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Blind Item #6

Apparently this foreign born A list reality star/mogul has become really lazy when cheating on his significant other. He doesn't even bother to have sex any longer. It is all about being orally serviced while he e-mails and texts on his phone.

17 comments:

  1. Tricia1312:02 AM

    Simon Xowell/Laura Silverman
    Ugh

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  2. Tricia1312:02 AM

    *Cowell...lol- the X was in homage to his X factor genius , of course::)

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  3. Is not he and Laura on vacation in Barbados? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3376351/Simon-Cowell-shows-sunburn-heads-beach-Barbados-beautiful-girlfriend-Lauren-Silverman.html

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  4. back again12:39 AM

    clearly Cowell but Laura's probably psyched--it's a win-win for her.

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  5. Kno Won Uno1:05 AM

    Some folks consider oral sex to be sex. Poor sheltered Enty might have taken Bill Clinton's SexEd class.

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  6. Malibuborebee1:38 AM

    Of course it's sex and it's the laziest, most selfish sex possible on Simon's part. He sits there, reads email, gets blown, gets off.

    They guy blowing him gets nothing but cash. It's not surprising, really.

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  7. Unemployable1:52 AM

    SC: "Ugh, sex is such a chore. Look Dear, be a lamb and go screw the gardener and just call out my name a few times, will you? That's a good girl.

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  8. Still Enty?, How many fake 'cowell is so 'HETEROSEXUAL' blinds do we need before we understand we are dealing with a quid pro quo where they give you blinds in order to keep Simon's sexuality a secret?

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  9. Whywhywhy???2:24 AM

    Yeah, I wondering why isn't oral sex SEX? Maybe Bill wrote this one?

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  10. guns jesus murica2:26 AM

    Im sorry, but this is another plant. ENTY WHY ARE YOU DOING SO MANY HETERO BLINDS ABOUT GAY PEOPLE?

    Simon Cowell is gay.

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  11. guns jesus murica2:26 AM

    and dicaprio the other day....wtf is going on

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  12. Whywhywhy???2:26 AM

    Simon's gay?

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  13. Whywhywhy???2:27 AM

    That's some lazy "getting off" for sure but I had no idea he was gay.

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  14. HH3144:26 AM

    please don't ruin Leo for me
    I want to keep imagining I might have a chance with him in the distant future

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  15. If they'll cheat with u they'll cheat on u and u loose him they way u got him comes to mind!

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  16. He's not gay just because you insist that he is. He does not ping at all and certainly gives off a skeevy vibe around women. I'm gonna need a LOT more proof than your say-so.

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  17. Scrooge11:19 AM

    Who say the blower was a chick
    Blower could have a dick, manny

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